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wpureimagination · 1 year ago

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you guys i'm dying of laughter

#‎‧₊˚✧[whimsical wordsmith]✧˚₊‧╰┈➤ ❝ [ooc] ❞#i was editing a gif for a post and tHIS AD #the perfection of it killed me

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wiisagi-maiingan · 9 months ago

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What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"

#me: i love wild violets they're such a joy to see #google: here's a million articles about how to kill them because they're ruining people's perfect wasteland yards

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 4 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #MDZS AU #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there #While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film #Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...

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vaguely-concerned · 8 days ago

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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh

#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say #tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee #in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead #he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet #if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does #does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #illario dellamorte #lucanis dellamorte #rook x lucanis #rookanis #I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd #is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here #no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal #(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol #lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed #lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now #what is this #it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too #matching freaks and having fun with it #as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love #can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues #with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)

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yeonbam · 24 days ago

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gay people just can't be normal.

in one drama we have this antisocial king printing out a FORM to get to know his crush and acting like it's a uni thing as if directly asking things with his mouth will make him shrivel up and die

and in another we have this motherfucker:

memorising his crush's number right on his face so he "doesn't ever forget" or whatever.... SO normal of you...

#AND i know people who have done things similar to these two instances. thats what kills me #like you think this is unrealistic? but this is how real gay people move...#thank you thailand i love unhinged representation #thamepo #perfect 10 liners #williamest #perthsanta #yothagun

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symphonyofsilence · 10 months ago

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What drives me even more insane about this scene is how you'd expect Gojo to imagine High school era! Geto in the crowd. Or at least not the cult leader, worst of all the curse users Geto Suguru. But no, it's the cult leader Geto. It's Geto as Gojo last remembered him. As Geto last was. Whatever choices Geto made, wherever his choices led him and them, however he was, whoever he was, traumas and messed up ideas and bad choices and ill reputations and scorns and all. Gojo wanted Geto Suguru there. Not any ideal version. Not any "what if" version. Not any "at some point in time before things went downhill" version. Not any "when your hands weren't stained with innocent blood" version. He knew very well what he wanted. And he wanted it all the same. He wanted Geto Suguru. However he was. He just wanted him to be there. He just wanted him to be.

And he didn't want him to help him, he didn't want him to fight with him even if they were strongest together and always fought together for a while. He just wanted him to be there in the crowd and cheer him on. He just wanted him to stand there and give him one of his sweet, heartwarming smiles that shaped his eyes into crescent moons. He just wanted him to be. Then even if Gojo had died in the end anyway, he would have been satisfied. It would have been worth it. Only if Geto was there.

#his love is so pure! it's so real! it drives me insane!#'this is pure love' playing in the background while Gojo said his last words to Geto before his death was a perfect choice!#people died because the strongest sorcerer alive didn't make any move against his batshit boyfriend for 10 years #then couldn't burn his body after he had to kill him. and then froze like a deer in spotlight after he saw his body in the subway #and the same thing is true for Geto his dead body literally came to life to protect Gojo #(the very first case among Kenjaku's many hosts during centuries) even after Gojo had killed him! and he bore no grievance towards Gojo #even in his last moment. to the point that even Nanako & Mimiko knew that Geto had no problem dying by Gojo's hands.#'Whether you come as a lover or an executioner I am ready to receive you.'#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #geto suguru #suguru geto #satosugu #gege akutami #my two cents

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sekajiku · 10 months ago

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aaaeeerith... please... i need it ❤️

#ff7r spoilers #ff7 rebirth #ff7 #cloud strife #when i tell you this scene killed me #and brought me back to life all at once #hello all #puppet cloud woke me from the dead #what a perfect little psycho

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jackklinemybeloved · 1 year ago

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can we please talk about the nemesis ward. can we PLEASEEEE talk about the nemesis ward as the perfect metaphor for adaine and aelywyn’s relationship

#oh I love it so much. it’s perfect for them.#yeah this spell names you as my nemesis but it also means no one can kill you unless they go through me first.#such sibling shit I love them #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 spoilers #fhjy #adaine abernant #adaine and aelwyn

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not-equippedforthis · 2 days ago

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forever mourning how granada holmes never adapted the three garridebs. diabolical. unbelievable, even. 'if you had killed watson you would not have made it out of this room alive' but in brett's frightfully intense and low, biting, hissing voice. the violent, wild stare versus the gentle hand on watson's knee. all of that precarious control getting flung out the window. the humanity of it. gritting my teeth can you fucking imagine.

#we were ROBBED #no cause why does no one adapt the three garidebbs. it has The Scene. LIKE COME ONNN #if i got to watch jeremy brett Lose His Fucking Mind over watson getting shot i wouldve also lost my entire shit #like oh my god #jeremy brett's holmes is soo intense he wouldve been PERFECT. i can just imagine the wild stare 2 inches from the camera #ohhh my god #no cause sometimes i think about how granada was going to do reigate squires and it genuinely brings my mood down #IT WOULDVE. AUUCKK #im so pissed yall #im rewatching granada and its all i can think ablut #WHAT IF THEY HAD JEREMY BRETT HOLMES LOSE HIS SHIT OVER WATSON GETTING SHOT. CAN YOU IMAGINEEE #THE INTENSITY + THE GENTLENESS #💥💥💥💥💥💥🔨🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥💥🪓💥🪓💥⚰️⚰️💥🪓💥🪓#this is making me want to pick up that watson whump fic i was writing as part of sillage again #i need holmes to go crazy go stupid #'if you had killed watson you would not have made it out of this room alive' CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINEEE BRETT SAYING THAT #SOMEBODY SEDAATEEE MEEEEEE #IM SO PISSED #not equipped for rambling #granada holmes #the three garridebs #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #acd watson #granada watson #jeremy brett #i need holmes to go crazy go stupid 😔😔😔😔

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yennao · 8 months ago

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Yk this actually started as a second pass at @ratblazer 's DTIYS but I got a little bit excited about light pens and ended up here. At least, I think that's what happened. I got the memory of a gnat, you know how it be

#dc universe #dc fanart #dc #Constantine #john constantine #Love him #y'all he is just So Miserable hes so perfect #art #Ladies #This dudes mental illness is fuckin Unmatched #Hellblazer #Hellblazer no. 50? the bit where it says that the ONLY reason he jates the ravenscar doctors who tortured him for hours every night is #because they wouldnt kill him when they were don #Fuck bro #Shit hits Different #poor bastard #he means the world to me #Lol anyway

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samijey · 3 months ago

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#WRESTLING IS A LOVE STORY

#wwe #wweedit #sami zayn #jey uso #samijey #the bloodline #raw #wwe raw #monday night raw #wwe gifs #wrestling #the usos #jimmy uso #stuff i made #i knew it was coming but seeing it with the proper angles is just OURGH my heart ITS PERFECT #who else in wrestling history has ever loved another as much as sami loves jey i'll wait only one who comes remotely close is kenny tbh #jimmys face killing me bro hes every samijey hater ever

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relaxxattack · 10 months ago

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people will really write rose as a badass girlboss as if her main character trait isn’t hubris. as if her main story arc wasn’t her fucking things over for everyone time and time again by assuming she was better and wiser. oh you think rose is a girlboss? rose who intentionally allowed herself to be corrupted by morally ambiguous terrors because she thought it might give her a slight mental advantage on the game? rose who willingly went along with the manipulation of a groomer because she thought his idea of putting a tumor into the universe was smart? THAT rose? that rose??? why don’t you ask her where the green sun is. since she’s such a competent and intelligent boss bitch

#rose lalonde #homestuck #tw grooming #this isn’t to say she’s not a bad bitch because like. she is. she did let herself get corrupted to kill jack and it was sick as fuck #she looked cool doing it and i would probably let her step on me or whatever #that doesn’t mean she’s smart or knows what she’s doing ever though #rose is a petty and emotional mess #and a silly little freak too #i say this because she is literally my favorite character by the way. this is not haterism #im just tired of the Perfect Smart Alt Girl Trope #have any of you seen beetlejuice #hsmeta #my meta #op

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nobredoesart · 22 days ago

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"You Make Me Want To Be Real"

So I've been obsessing over Lightcannon, because I am a nerd like that, and then I stumbled into the works of @calchexxis , and I had to draw them. I had to, and "Never Knows Best" might be one of the best stories set in Runeterra I've seen and my GODS what a good piece of art all that library of fics is.

#lightcannon #jinx #lux #jinx x lux #luxanna crownguard #artwork #league of legends #arcane #lightcannon fanart #no but seriously #please go read these fics they are so good #bright eyes killed me #never knows best is also perfect #they're gaaaaay

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akrophobic · 3 months ago

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happy double face halloween teehee

#myart #ensemble stars #enstars #あんスタ #kohaku oukawa #double face #madara mikejima #werewolf mama???? kills me???#coinciding with helter spider time? perfect

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happi-dreams · 25 days ago

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I watched electric dreams finally !!!!!

It’s so good and odd but ohshdkebdkwbdhmehdh EDGARRR !!! EDGAR I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! ! ! ! ! YOU DESERVE BETTER !!!!!

When I saw the ending I SOBBED what the HELL,,,,,

#electric dreams #electric dreams edgar #edgar electric dreams #EDGARR I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU8 #wish there was more of him ….#just gonna blab about the movie here so uhhh #spoiler alert !! a!! eek!!!#watching the movie was so funny but also an entire rollercoaster #like #Madeline why are you just breaking in to moles house just because the door is open doesn’t mean you can go in ?????#probably just old fashioned stuff cause 1980’s but #moles how do you embarrass yourself SO BAD ????#multiple times in a row. constantly.#I feel bad almost but I don’t like him #stealing Edgar’s WORK #not even being nice to him what the hell what the hell #and then he DIES #me and my sister were talking about the alcohol making him sentient #and with the whole brain thing. maybe the alcohol is like a kind of electrical brain wires between the coponents? acting basically like one #though wouldn’t the alcohol evaportae eventually?#or is Edgar’s sentience permant #do I need to pour alchohol on him every once a while?#Edgar is such a perfect character #so nice and pleasant he can do no wrong #he tried to kill moles but I AGREE #HES SO RIGHT FOR THAT #there were so many good bits in this movie #like moles taking off his shirt like he was about to actually fist fight a literal computer good god #also would mole’s puzzel piece bricks have to be PERFECT bricks all the time in order to work?#what material would they be made of? is it durable?

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