#the order of the penguin

[cockroachesunite]

Through the First Antarctic Night by Dr. Frederick A. Cook

[kogglyuffs]

happy 12 yrs of op blackout im totally not OLD

[lovewired-graphic]

bunch of fandom blinkies we made a long while ago

[stuckinnet]

such incredible work by op

[mrwinifred]

post finale I will not be healed until Sofia gets to go fucking biblical getting retribution on oz. i want that bird COOKED.

and julian rush is still in the mix they could make it happen i believe in them

[incesthemes]

belgica crew getting depressed over not being able to have sex while stuck in the pack, meanwhile cook and amundsen are fine and immune to polar night depression on account of having reinvented homosexuality

[maxz-b]

ive made some more so this is part 6 out of ???

[bugcreditcard]

can't argue with the captain.

[acapelladitty]

a wee sneak peek of the upcoming line-up

[marys-little-cringes]

No time to explain! I'll just throw memes with Hans and Skipper at you and run away.

[pensherosjourney]

alex nedeljkovic through the years!

draft - 2014 - 2015 2016 - 2017 - 2018 2019 - 2020 - 2021 2022 - 2023 - 2024

and some undated headshots from his ahl page which are different!

[sidsthekid]

a little shimmy and shake while the captain gets ready!!

[bigmack2go]

Idk why i notice these things but Ben Cook does always play the “gay guy who isn’t actually gay”??

Like paterno: everyone calls him the f slur for something that happened TO him. (I’m not gonna get into paterno because if i do, i’ll never be able to stop) they think he’s gay. He is not.

That one law and order episode: he gets called the f slur yet again (this time by his father) even tho he is actually straight

Original sin: everyone thinks he’s gay. He isnt.

The penguin to be fair i haven’t seen this yet so i can’t say 100% but he *is* killed by smn who usually kills women??? But that doesn’t really count tbh…

Anyway

Illinoise: definitely some sort of *something* between him and henry. Also henry thought he might have a chance with carl before shelby cane into the picture so I definitely think that counts

In happiness for beginners i’m also 70% sure that in the books, they think he’s gay, then turns out he isnt

And then theres newsies

He like,,, he’s gay…. But it’s not canon. Yes yes. So thT counts too. Absolutely. Totally. I absolutely make sense rn-

Tbh westside story is the only one that i can’t find a clue of him being gay.

Aanyway the point of this post is not what you think it is.

I will make it seem a lot worse than it actually is, simply because I don’t know how to express what i’m trynna express otherwise. But that doesn’t mean that this isnt an issue. (I just wanted to make it clear first)

It’s about the fact that he’s straight. And that straight men can still “look” or “behave” twink-y whatever that means in your association.

It’s also about the fact that he keeps getting casted as that: a heterosexual twink. Because apparently casters in this century still believe in those stereotypes that-obviously- arent true

[blusical]

In honor of the All Star Game today... never forget this cursedness. Contains: Wayne Simmonds being complimented on his shoulders (as he should), Evgeni Malkin speaking Russian in an attempt to get out of this mess (and failing horribly), Drew Doughty not knowing what he's doing and Patrick Kane apparently wanting to stick his dick in crazy.

[likethexan]

The uncles (my dad’s college friends) gave me enough money to buy The Iliad and The Odyssey Robert Fagles edition 🥰

[howtotrainabraincell]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYYYY!!!

Happy 293rd birthday to Captain Shay Patrick Cormac! Penguin lover, badass associate of the Templars (who took the vow but really goes the Shay-way lol), Captain of the mighty Morrigan and one of the best (imo) characters from Assassin's Creed!

Love you, you Irish cutie!