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"There's no racing in heaven because all drivers go to hell." is hands down the funniest thing Niki Lauda ever said.

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someone at sportsnet or tnt or the athletic needs to release every players 10 team no trade clause lets get silly i want to see which cities william nylander said “i’d rather die than play there kyle” while signing his contract 5 minutes before the deadline in 2018

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every new information we get about the lewis to ferrari situation just makes it 10x more hilarious because wdym motorsport dilf carlos sainz sr, french gossip girl pierre gasly, f1 shakespearean villain fernando alonso all called toto wolff for the empty merc seat before he even knew his star driver 7x wdc lewis hamilton was going to the most mythical team in f1, got left on read by that team’s principal and his homoerotic situationship and his first thought was damn i missed out on the biggest team loyalists charles leclerc and lando norris maybe now i can finally get the one who got away max verstappen and if not i am putting a 16 year old child in the seat

theres a lot there that freud would enjoy

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🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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macklin celebrini looks like he played nick nelson heartstopper in an alternate universe somewhere

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Marketing darling Leon Draisaitl

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Lando on attending the f175 launch event: if i get told to be there, i guess i’ll be there. i might see where max’s going on holiday and join him, we might end up having the same illness or something!

f1 fans: max and lando hate each other 👹👹💀 norstappen divorce 😡🤬😤

lando: what if I joined max on holiday and we catch the same std 😳🤪

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even when analyzing this picture u can tell the clinical difference between alpha and omega. charles is popping the ass out more

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they're freak 4 freak

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i want him by my side

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normal goalie rituals

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the boston bruins normal goalies tandem at it again! (linus ullmark feeding jeremy swayman a chicken wing during a postgame interview)

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Homer, The Iliad.

Happy 1000th, Connor 🫶

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—Bill Pronger, The Arena of Masculinity: Sports, Homosexuality, and the Meaning of Sex (1991)

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― Ghost Of, Diana Khoi Nguyen

Hockey Poetry Post 59/?

(Photo credit: Darcy Finley, link, link, Geoff Burke, link, Andrew Mordzynski, link)

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Hozier - Empire Now