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my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

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"average f1 driver can't drive a street car" factoid actualy just statistical error. average f1 driver drives street car 4 times per day. Charles Leclerc, who can't park & runs over people 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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you can love a hockey player and still admit when they’re wrong. i love matthew but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).

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We could be mixing cum but instead we liking each others post

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this week it's making max pick up litter along the highway for saying the word fuck next week it's six years of gulag for george russell for saying the word crikey on the radio and by the time interlagos comes around the safety car chases fernando around the track to poke him with a cattle prod every six turns for having thoughts that fall outside of the ones allowed as per article 8 subset x annex III of the thought crime penal code

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Tik Tok made me feel things today Pt2

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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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oysters. 🦪˚｡𖦹   ୭  ׂ  𓈒 ·˚ 

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sending my transfem friends to the bundeswehr

did you know you can maybe grow tits if you hit yourself hard enough and often enough

Over 70 percent of the German battalion's soldiers have been diagnosed with significant gynecomastia. Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts.

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blog thesis

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something about doomed toxic yuri

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oxygen (8) by mary soon lee / jeremy swayman and linus ullmark

(x. x. x. x.)

series

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"i know what you are"

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charles and lewis style each other challenge next year but it just becomes a battle of picking out larger and larger pants

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love that moment when anyone writing kevin day smut has to. must. compare it to his exy skills. phenomenal experience to read such a thing. y'all don't know how much you are catering to kevin himself by saying he fucks like he plays. rappers put him in their songs like: fuck the mission, i say abort; she give head like kevin on court

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someone get the strap

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don't wanna see her backstage at my boyfriend's show

fingers crossed behind my back, I hope they break up quick