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Look at this wikipedia article and tell me..
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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To the next adventure...
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[A drawing of Nicky, Joe, Quynh, and Andy from The Old Guard. They are all in profile, walking in a straight line facing the sun. They are dressed in medieval clothing and armour, and each carry their own weapons and bags. Nicky has his sword, a crossbow, a quiver of bolts, a dagger at his belt and another strapped to his ankle. Joe is holding his sword, a bag, and a coin purse. Quynh's bow is over her back, and her quiver is at her hip. Two daggers are strapped to her belt, one of them matching Nicky's. Andy is holding her axe, two bags, and a dagger. They each have serene expressions and closed eyes, as if they're not in a hurry. In the background, the seasons change from winter to spring, summer, fall. There is an old tree behind them, and its branches change with the seasons.]
#tog#the old guard#nicolo di genova#yusuf al kaysani#quynh#andromache of scythia#the old gays#siggy draws#FINALLY. this took... 3 months altogether? FUCK i miss these four.#apologies if my image description is super long. i really enjoy drawing all these tiny details...#director's commentary as usual:#when i draw stuff like this it's usually because i'm working on a big fic. and i am. but also it is taking me over a year so far#because i'm finishing my undergrad. but i do plan to finish the fic!#regardless they could be walking anywhere.#tried to keep it sometime around the 14th century. i always try to put them in clothes that reflect their personalities -#- and places of origin more or less.#andromache's mail is old af and not in good shape. only she and nicolo have spurs so i guess they would be the riders if they had horses#but i am not about to attempt to draw a horse lol#details i like: nicky's little hat to protect his hair from his chainmail. his and quynh's matching daggers. yusuf's fancy-boy armour.#quynh's leg wraps and her jerkin. and andy's super old chainmail and her whip braids <3#where are they going? where did they come from? it's up to ye.
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so i'm readin various stuff on the xray cause this silly film is my current source of joy and
wait
hold up.
what...
WAHT ??? WHAT
XRAY CAST DESCRIPTION????
YEARS???
xrAY dESCRIPTION eXPLaIN!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLOYD WAS HELD CAPTIVE FOR YEARS, WHAT SECRET INFO DO U HAVE ACCESS TO???
#joey babbles#trolls band together#trolls floyd#I. don't know what to do with this random snippet#to be fair -#each description of the brozone bros expands a little bit further than the films do (ex. clay being a prankster) so is this. is this canon?#no? yes? half?#did velvet and veneer have him for years and only recently explode on the scene cause they got like. a big break?#some financial backing? a viral video? spotlight on spotify?#were they just experimenting with the best way to harvest a troll's core and only recently hit the jackpot method?#we never learn how the spritz bottle was made in the first place#my brain is bungled .#y. years....?
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one thing about a dimension 20 season is there’s gonna be spontaneous surgery
#and it’s usually brain surgery#plan it out? no! spontaneous brain surgery!#tbh I only have 3 examples but that feels like enough to make a nickels meme#we got the brain surgery on skip in starstruck#the heart surgery on lydia barkrock in fhjy#and how the ‘what if I crush g13s skull just enough to get usha back’#dimension 20#d20#a starstruck odyssey#fantasy high junior year#never stop blowing up#‘the skin is holding the loose bones’ no! bad descriptive words!!#editing this to add the attempted resetting of evan kelmps arm#misfits and magic
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day 15 (ignore the fact that i skipped some days) of bat-a-day is brought to you by Alcor the Dreambender in object form, because he's got bat wings, so he counts
#drawtober#bat-a-day#bat-a-day day 15#gravity falls#transcendence au#alcor the dreambender#wolfart#picture post#i haven't interacted with the transcendence au in ages#but i still follow the blog and think about it from time to time#specifically i think of alcor from time to time#so since he lives in my brain it's only appropriate that i finally draw him#id in alt text#btw my twin sketch-elf drew alcor last year#so i just went and copied the image description of what he looks like from their post :p#i did of course edit it a bit cause mine is greyscale while their's was coloured
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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#so like aliexpress used to have a terrible reputation in terms of like quality and truth in advertising and such right#but like. amazon and etsy are swamped with bootleggers and dropshippers now too#so I figured like. can't be any worse right?#besides I know how to double check descriptions and measurements and examine images critically#I've shopped shady sites before like back when banggood was the only place to get those cute diy miniature kits#(now you can get them at regular craft store chains which is Wild to me)#but I have never opened aliexpress because everyone was always just like 'Never Go There'#(but then again these days folks are doing massive temu hauls left and right)#(so clearly norms have changed even if common perception of aliexpress has not)#I open it up and I immediately find the rug I spent an entire day hunting for unsuccessfully earlier in the month.#and a ton of incredible bootleg kirbs.#and a style of hair clip I've been hunting for for *years*.#soooo I spent the entire day in a pastel fugue lol#(I have not spent any money yet but I'm probably gonna)#(so like I can't confirm that you're not gonna get scammed or whatever just like. use common sense.)#(don't trust sale prices read descriptions/reviews when available and try to avoid work stolen from independent artists)#(that's usually gonna be on printed stuff like phone cases and posters)#(and tbh I have no qualms with stolen official art as long as the quality is as advertised)#(but there's a big difference between stealing from Multinational Corporation and stealing from Some Guy)#anyway done rambling now <3#favorites
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Sometimes I’m writing and I’ll type a metaphor or simile, use a certain description, even just putting certain words in a certain order and I’ll know, know, deep in my bones that I used that exact phrase somewhere before and it haunts me
#Drives me most crazy when I write it and cant remember what it was from#only that it was MINE#I have 15 years of fic backlog to pull from#I just wrote a description I absolutely used before#maybe not word for word but close enough#and its driving me CRAZY where is it from
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the ultimate ag historicals lineup! (as it should be!) :D
(shoutout to @bohemian-rhapsody-in-blue, whose tags reminded me to make an updated version with courtney, claudie and isabel & nicki! and here's how the lineup looks in modern ag books)
#american girl#american girl doll#ag dolls#the squad has grown so much!#if this was in an actual ag book they'd go onto a third page!! :o#it was so much fun to add the new girls! :D#the twins' pic is a bit grainy but it's scanned at the highest quality i have#putting their stylized selves from the cover would look so off! :o#if only claudie's second book was paperback... then it would have glossy (and clearer) paper!#claudie's was also scanned from her inside cover but luckily that's a lot bigger! ;)#the descriptions for the new quartet and the beforever girls come from the ag website#except for maryellen being inventive! (a relic from the old edit) ;)#the last time ag released a trio they took a 3 year break so hopefully this will be the lineup for a while! ;)
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❝What's your role in a bar?❞
HAPPY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ONLY FRIENDS!
#ofts#only friends#sandray#topmew#bostonnick#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#firstkhao#force jiratchapong#book kasidet#forcebook#neo trai#mark pakin#neomark#lookjun bhasidi#th: only friends#bibi gifs#this edit was on my mind ever since a year ago when this hell show was on air#and this song just goes so exactly well with the descriptions of the problematic f4 in ep 1#this wasn't supposed to look like this btw i changed it like 3 days ago#but it's better than nothing at least#i miss you only friends and all the stress you gave me#to whoever wants to listen to the song it's linked in the description but it's called palhaça by naiara azevedo and ana castela
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14 | 100 days of drawing Fu Hua
ID: a drawing of Fu Hua from Honkai Impact 3rd in her outfit from Cooking with Valkyrie Season 2. The background is white with an orange square, and she's sitting on the edge of this square with one arm leaning on the border as though it's a window. She's smiling at the viewer, one leg crossed over the other.
The orange square is filled with doodles of various foods. Some are references to Cooking with Valkyrie recipes such as the bowl of noodles, fried dumplings, mantou seasoned with Chinese pickled mustard, and hotpot soup. Others like the sunny side up egg, the coffee mug, and the bowl with chopsticks are just regular food imagery.
<- Day 13
#my art#honkai impact 3rd#fu hua#100 fu hua#honkai impact#hi3rd#image description#i made only 14% progress in one year. that's kinda hilarious but also im just happy to play dress up w hua and try out new things w my art#the food doodles really brought this one together for me and yknow i don't practice drawing food often so my standards are low --#-- but im still pretty happy w how they turned out ^^#hope everyone has a nice year end break!
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hello i am alive i have drawing to show okay bye
#the world of mr plant#twomp#twomrp#world of mr plant#twomp fanart#bunny twomp#bunny girl twomp#dahlia twomp#ashur gharavi#ashur gharavi fanart#did the fandom every give her like name or somthing??? cause I’ve just been referring to her as pink bunny girl/dahlia#also this account is basically my side account so if you like my art please go check out my alt blog it’s linked in my description#man I miss having fun with character designs it was so fun#also you can see a years different between the first drawings up in the corner and the main drawing that’s awesome#I may or may not draw her again I’m like super fixated on playing the quarry rn but I’m only allowed to play for four hours a day so :/#flopsy
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#i truly cannot imagine it being anything else#only setting it at a day bc in one week the episode will be out and i want this to conclude before we get the real answer#god i'm so hype tho#dropout#dropout.tv#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#d20 fhjy#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#no image id#no image description#brennan lee mulligan#ally beardsley#intrepid heroes
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Jungle recently shared an Instagram post with a sneak peek at the second Nevermoor graphic novel, releasing on August 29th.
#still no listing on the publisher website…… it’s like you hate me jungle 😒#also the only description I can find anywhere is just straight up describing and spoiling the plot ?!?! 😭 hilarious to me#nevermoor#nevermoor graphic novel#wish I knew French bc ppl in the comments think Silverborn is out but not being translated into French. but no!!#it’s not out until next year for anyone! and when it’s out I promise 1000% it’ll be translated into French….#I wish I could tell them the simultaneous bad and good news (that it’s delayed :( but it’ll def be translated!)
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#stanley pines#this part kills me every time i think about because bill#who absolutely DESPISES stan#goes out of his way to insult him#and got defeated primarily because of him#doesnt want to elaborate. and he doesnt NEED to.#the other descriptions of everything else between his shames darkest secrets and such are detailed explaining exactly what happened.#but there he doesnt NEED to detail anything. hell he only needs a sentence for you to get how bad it was: please dont make me elaborate.#not only his history with survival sex work and trauma surrounding it but his homeless years in general#also. bill WANTS to see stanley in pain. he wants him to suffer. he enjoys it and every other part of everything hes been through#and instead of doing what he'd do with anything else hes actively avoiding it. he doesnt go into detail.
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i don't have the screenshots on hand because this is just a thought i needed to let out after being woken up by my buildings fire alarm at 7am (i am in shambles, thanks for asking) but back at the start of canto 7 i was trying to figure out what in the Fuck hong lu meant by don quixote being 'the most lucid' of the sinners and eventually my read was that she's the one who's most clear on what she wants because hong lu brought up how her eyes are sparkling and the two times dante notes someone's eyes sparkling in that episode (?) were when don talks about saving all the people in la manchaland and when charon says she wants to eat candy at an amusement park, and also this would very nicely mirror the bit in the final sancho fight when dante ruminates about how so far they've been trying to help the sinners out of their issues by figuring out what they want and then promising it to them but with sancho she doesn't want anything because everything she's wanted as don quixote was part of that dream that she's now woken up from (especially with dulcinae talking at length about the difference between sancho and don's eyes)
but like..... there's one other thing about eyes that dante notices in that early episode
so i'm wondering if this is an idea that's gonna come back in canto 8, that dante's old tricks aren't going to work here either because hong lu just doesn't really want anything for himself when he's been living his whole life surrendering (hah) himself to being used by other people for their own goals
#lcb#limbus company#limbus company spoilers#honestly shockingly coherent writing from me given the. conditions of its creation#i'm just putting in all my canto 8 predictions now like i'm buying stocks sghbsbd#it's the ak player in me lol like fun fact i predicted that astesia's sister will release as a caster like at least a year before#astgenne came out in dorothy's vision but i never wrote that down anywhere so i can't even prove it#there's a whole other post i could make at the end about like#effervescent corrosion rodion vs hong lu's corrosion voice lines#about how rodya's talks about making a pearl (valuable) while hong lu's talks about turning filth into something useful#like oh i see that's where your priorities are huh. that's how you think about yourself#augh#really living up to my blog description#edit this also ties nicely into all the people saying like given the choice between the sinners and his family#hong lu would chose his family every time#i'm just imagining the showdown of like dante asking don't you want to come back to adventuring with the sinners?? isnt that what you want?#and hong lu's just like well i only joined lcb because it's what my family wanted for me but now they want me to come back so...#<- me feeding my own prediction that the season highlight id for canto 8 will be like a jia family heir hong lu or something like that#given that the seasonal highlight ids always seem to be like the worst versions of that sinner#ehehhehehehehhehehe
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