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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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Was not expecting a scene in Fernando where he's talking about pee while getting a massage 😭 (not to mentio: followed by a, at least, 10 second shot of his foot getting massaged)

#the look on my face cannot be described #im fucking dying 😭#like first of all wasnt expecting a massage scene #second of all was not expecting the first words to come out of his mouth to be 'pee-pee in the car' HAHAHAHAH #whole shot of his calf getting massaged....okay.#well this is not getting gifed shjdkfk #i just need to say it bcs this scene is gonna haunt me 😭#f1 drivers never escaping the piss kink allegations #catie.rambling.txt #fernando alonso

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radarchives · 2 years ago

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#obey me #mc #lucifer #words cannot describe the look of sheer horror on my face upon reading this #subjecting yall to this as well

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justconstantly · 3 months ago

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guys what's that meme I keep seeing in comics where someone's like pouting in an exaggerated sugar glider looking face and then the other person says no and they go back to normal what's it called or does anyone have examples

#my friend just sent me a freakish video or a sugar glider and it looks like the pouting face that i cannot describe without sounding insane #i need to send my friend one

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schizowitchic · 2 months ago

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also like i partially found out i might be intersex because i was looking at trans stuff and there was like "(however many) months on t and finally seeing some bottom growth" and like pictures of t-dicks and i was like.... um.... that's kind of just what my clit looks like anyways. so i was like "hey google give me a quick rundown on this" and learned what clitoromegaly was and then i was like. hm. intersex resources. and it's like a sign? symptom? side-effect? of certain intersex conditions

#i mean like pcos runs in the mums side of my family but i dont have all the symptoms of that #i do also have like. more hair?? than the average afab person #like dark hair on my stomach and chest and back #and my face. whats disappointing about the face hair is that it isnt enough to be able to grow a beard #so i cant even fuck with gender that way #tagging as nsft just because of like genital mention #genital mention #nsft #shoutout to transmascs on t who show their t-dicks on the internet it was really helpful #also i dont know how to describe it but like. my natural face shape is kind of masculine??#like it would be plausible for a cis amab perisex man to have my face without looking feminine #if you get what im saying??#if it sounds like im reinforcing sex or gender essentialism please say i am struggling to find words #unshoutout to the boys in primary school who made fun of me for having hair under my arms and starting a whole decade of insecurity-#-about having hair on my body lmao #for the record i dont think certain face shapes are indicative of gender and all im just going by like. patterns?? in afab vs. amab faces #also not that i think afab vs. amab is the entire categorisation of human sex characteristics but um. working with what vocab i have here #i think what also really kicked it off. was relating to a fair few experiences intersex people have socially #particularly intersex ppl who were afab and faced a lot of pressure to make their bodies conform to feminine beauty standards #and it was like.... oh lol.... my mum did that to me!!#it comes from her own internalised shit bc she has pcos (idk if she identifies as intersex even tho she could if she wanted) but still.#dont project that onto a 10 yr old lmao. she keeps buying me hair removal products #ALSO floored by an experience i have. in which apparently half my friends dont feel pressure to shave their legs #because the hair on their legs is like. light and thin and barely visible and i was like?? huh??#what do you MEAN your legs don't look like your brothers/fathers if you dont shave??#im starting to think they dont shave their arms. their arms might just naturally not have a load of hair #i dont shave my arms though. cannot be bothered with that and also like. why would i do that #also you know that like. happy trail i think its called?? on “men's” stomachs??#yeah i have that naturally yeah thats right im naturally sexy #if you cant tell i am putting “girls” “mens” “boys” “womens” etc. in quotes to indicate that is just the normal society way of saying it

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asfdhgsdkjhgb · 17 days ago

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had quite the night drive earlier this evening.

#just me rambling again #web weaving #(?)#uh. one of my friends who is out of town for college was visiting and i got to see him and our friends and the only core member of that #group of people missing was my ex girlfriend who you may also know of as my wonderful wife #who has I assume been very busy with their own life things but has also barely and very sparsely had any hint of communication with any of #us within the past few months which I've been realizing very recently sort of hurts my feelings because we used to be so close and #they had been saying that they would be constantly making sure we still were in each other's lives. but then very quickly have #seemingly dropped off the face of the earth #anyways. I was driving aforementioned friend who is in town back home (family home not college obv) and when i was finally going back #towards my house afterwards my Google maps finally lead me to an area that i was more familiar with driving and i got to an #intersection and it was telling me to take a right to go home but i knew that i knew the way perfectly from that intersection to my #ex girlfriend / best friend / wifes familys house from all of the times I've gone that direction through the past years and so #i turned off my directions and i took a left towards their house #not super sure why but my brain and body just knew it was something i needed to do and so i went and drove down their street and cried #a lot the whole time and then drove myself home from their house once again following a super familiar path #and idk im still feeling very emotional about it. the fact that halloween by noah kahan was the first song to play on Spotify #after i made that left turn im sure didnt help (knowing that i miss them so much and am going to be leaving this area myself #soon enough here and there's been an open offer for a while now that they are welcome to follow and live with me once they get their degree #(and also um. halloween is next week lol)#idk i just havent felt the full force of how badly i miss having them in my life until tonight. when i was around this person i could feel #our souls singing in harmony. i genuinely cannot describe the feelings of our relationship in words i feel like only vaguely abstract art #could communicate the connection that was forged between us and the level of understanding and knowing #something not dissimilar to looking into the sun directly or trying to describe a vivid color to someone who is completely blind #something about the way the entire universe breathes in unison and everything around us are all pieces of the same stars #sigh #i miss my wife tails i miss her a lot /ref

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utilitycaster · 2 years ago

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I've been accused of arrogance many a time and yeah, there's some truth to that, but I am the image of humility compared to people who put their random D&D PCs in actual play main tags or as reblogs/replies to barely related posts.

#also my arrogant manner is a deliberate cultivation to prevent people from being overly chummy and creeping me out #anyway i know this is bitchy but words cannot describe how fucking annoying it is when randos shove their d&d pcs in your face #girl (gn) i hope they crit fail on a dex save and go unconscious from fall damage and then crit fail on their death save and permadie #(this is not about people making pc posts on their own blogs that aren't put in unrelated shit. your blog is your castle. go wild)#and it is not about mechanics questions sent to me! I actively like those! if you have questions about your pc for me that's great!#but once you look at a random stranger or a fandom and are like yeah THEY have to know about my PCs? main character syndrome behavior.#literally what thought process occurred here if any

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crows-of-buckets · 3 months ago

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You know, as much as I'm sure Aviae is not thrilled about being back at the circle, telling Gregoir exactly how she thought of him probably felt so good. Was it a good time for this conversation? Absolutely not but Aviae has hated that man since she met him, and now she can tell him exactly what she thinks of him without worry of being made tranquil.

#dragon age #oc: aviae surana #her words were probably a lot harsher than the options in game if im being honest #greagoir seeing irvings star student walk in with a warden uniform and a pissy look on her face: oh god dammit #now i cannot remember if there are options to get mad at irving the same way. but in my heart she calls him a jackass #aviae is a lot more violent/mean than she used to be like #generally she still is pretty kind/compassionate #but god damn does she have a shorter temper now #she kicked down dwyns door then threatened to set him on fire if he didn cooperate. good for her #its so funny in older versions of her i described her as 'peaceful' 💀#peaceful my ass #my ocs

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sub-urbanwitch · 4 months ago

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My Dragonborn is the ugliest bastard this side of Tamriel. That did not stop his wife.

#cameronposting #art #Dumbass comic for an OC yet again #I like making these #I cannot understate how poorly my drawing does him justice though #In my fic he’s described as looking like he got his face slammed in a book #oc: Shaenlin occonnell #camilla valerius #brelyna maryon

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volfoss · 5 months ago

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truly comics are a medium...

[ID: Two comic panels from Teen Titans Spotlight #10. In the first panel, Garth's dad is hiding behind him and Garth's speech bubbles read "...uh... Nightwing? Jericho? Would you tell my... uh... dad... that you're not here to kill him?" "Jericho? Why are you looking at me... like that...?". The second panel is a close up of Jericho grinning widely in an unsettling manner. /end ID]

#twist rambles #hitting THIS after the trashfire that i just wraped up is like yeah man sure fucked up evil panel #i cannot describe whatever the second panel is doing properly bc oh my god. what are they doing.#like... genuinely i love u old comics that kind of look in a way. this issue also had a rly good garth pog face

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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some1 left a tag on the 9yuuji piece saying that the way i draw him makes him look mischievous and i got so stupidly happy abt it :'>

#hina.txt #i say as i just drew him ripping sukunas face off and Eating It GHJFS #that is a brand of mischief i make the rules #but u dont understand i try SO hard #and i cannot stress this enough #so INCREDIBLY hard #to channel Boy energy into yuuji when i draw him #and fr that reason hearing him described as mischievous made my whole entire afternoon #and theyre right i think !!!!#if i do say so myself !!!!!#if i had to guess what creates tht impression i would imagine its the pointy eyes i give him n the more triangular jaw in general #makes him look kinda wry sometimes kinda Quirked Eyebrow.png #and depending on the piece i think the expressions i give r also very Laughing Eyes #anyway ya i got happy that is all goodnight ! 2am oopies

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phtalogreenpoison · 1 year ago

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Also have a Constance Contraire, maybe a couple years after Riddle of Ages. Yes, she stole the blazer from her dad and the sweater vest from Reynie 🥺

#mysterious benedict society #art #mbs #original content #constance contraire #pen and paper #doodle #no really i did this in like 30 minutes #fanart #you cannot tell me with her personality she wouldn't be into punk or emo like CMON #now the only one i haven't drawn or analyzed is Reynie 😭#i just want to get it right #also this kinda ended up looking a bit like the illustrations but i'm not mad #no bc the sheer amount of times Riddle of Ages describes Constance as having a “curtain of hair” in her face #especially when she doesn't want to interact with people #i know i didn't really draw that here #but you get the vibes #anywasy #she is important to me and is in fact one of my blorbos

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sea-jello · 8 months ago

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3, 4 and maybe 11 for the artist asks?

lets get it 🗣🗣🗣

3: Show a thing you last drew, no matter how small or a “doodle” it is.

uhhuhhhgh i cant do that cause its alos dtiys which you guys should join by the way and i dont want to spoil it BUT the one before that

it’s you and @forecast-rain youre dead

4: Lineart or coloring?

lineart i GUESS if i had to choose im a sketch for lifer 🤞🤞🤞

11: Draw a pic of yourself like how you look just now.

lineup

a while ago i saw this jacket that was like kinda lame but it was purple and had the first letter of my name on it so it was like calling to me yk. also i found these cool pants but they were too big on me </3

#my face looks weird for reasons i cannot describe but it is what it is #also im getting a haircut tomorrow so im gonna look different #i need to find reference pics i havent done that yet #jellos answers

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goyurim · 1 year ago

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hello hi your preence on my dash ia always so wholesome and it's so fun to see your posts since they are like so thoughtful. hopefully i am not being weird gjkfshlkjhldjhsd anyway have a good day <3

oh my god??? this so sweet wtf thank youuuu 😭😭😭 why would this in any way be weird what's weird is that this message made me start bawling bc no one has been this kind to me in months 🥺🥺 i hope you have a wonderful day too anon!! 😘🥰💖

#idk what prompted you to say 'thoughtful' bc ive been shitposting a lot recently lmao #but thank you i am so touched 🙈🥰#such kind words coming from someone so amazing!!#i mean look at those shades with those cool-ass tints YOUR presence in my inbox makes my life brighter!!!#i cannot begin to describe the colour your cute lil black-and-white face brought into my day!!! so thank you!!!#💌#anon

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holoprisms · 1 year ago

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#i cannot describe to you how much this has shaped me like how many times i listened to this laying face to the ceiling #this one changed my brain chemistry forever #I listened to this on the bus and watching sun play on the pool water before swim team and getting ready for school dances #looking at space and science articles in the library and doing math homework and when i couldn’t sleep at night #alan palomo

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fraterimperatorr · 1 year ago

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Alice in Chains’ self-titled “Tripod” album was released 28 years ago today. November 7th, 1995.

Featuring the singles “Grind”, “Heaven Beside You”, and “Again”, it was the third studio album released by the band and the final with Layne Staley ♥️

📸 Photo by Marty Temme, 1995

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andromedasummer · 2 years ago

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listen i need u people to understand that when i say i find your white man unattractive specifically to me and my tastes/say i am surprised they are found conventionally attractive, it is 99% because their style of facial hair is giving me such a bad sensory reaction i cannot look at them. i am sure your man is normal under there. if i look at his patchy beard any longer i am going to have to lock myself in a room and stim or i'll bite something and tear out my fingernails and not in a good way.

#i dont get it either okay #its like. specifically dark patchy beards #where its more stubble than a beard #i cannot stand it #the only way i can describe it is like.#i look at it and i feel a sense of tenseness in my chest/throat. im itchy under the fingernails and feel the need to scratch #my body and brain are telling me to run and i will need to get something soft to relax #few things for my sense trigger this and ive been trying to acclimate to them cos. cant go through life like that #first and in the past. the worst. is cordouroy. screamed when put on it or wearing it as a toddler. taught myself to not feel the urge #to rip and tear and meltdown when simply touching/seeing it. can now wear cordouroy pants and hats #if i bite down into a mushroom the feeling in my mouth makes me want to shut down and cry #and then. theres whatever the fuck is going on with the beards #its entirely visual i dont mind how beards/stubble feel i got used to them cos my dad would hug me when i was little #and it would rub against my cheek #its so bad i have actively stopped liking people i once found attractive because of that specific style of facial hair #idk what it is it just makes their face cause an internal aggressive fuzz inside of me #and i have to look away #i thought it was personal taste but then lime confirmed they experience the same thing #when looking at a guy i was talking about who sends me to sensory hell #so its an autism thing i guess #which means. acclimation time. so i have to get used to seeing dark haired dudes with weird spotty short patchy facial hair eugh

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