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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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you might think you slay but youll never be An Shiraishi

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this callout couldve been a block button

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I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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everyones doing their end of year recaps really early. we still have like five days. heres a preview of mine though: i didnt collect any numbers about myself or my activities and im going to keep that one going. i didn't learn some set of major philosophical or otherwise broad lessons about how you're supposed to behave or do things. next year im going to make crepes #crepes

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GIRL NO YOU’RE MOURNING SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AGAIN!!!!!!

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*banging on the driver side window of your Honda Civic* WHAT are your dogs pronouns

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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

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i'm going to get really high and write spoken word about my childhood.

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merch idea for transfems and transmascs

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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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flavourless candy

verdict: it is indeed flavourless. my mouth isn't even instinctively watering properly. it's like sucking on a marble. it actually has some kind of anti-flavour where it makes your mouth just taste of nothing. this exists for the sole purpose of making people buy the bag to eat one out of curiosity