#the land of stories incorrect quotes

[tootalltech]

tlos incorrect quotes pt 2/?

John: I asked you to make things better and you make things worse, as usual.

Lloyd: Yeah, yeah. Just like when we were kids, it's always my fault! "He didn't do the dishes!" "He left my bike out!" "He reanimated my dead gerbil and now it's a monster!"

[multifandomgirl2008]

Alex: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Froggy: Goldilocks: Jack: Red: Everyone else at Alex’s surprise birthday party: Conner: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[unaside]

Alex: Life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safeword

[thelandofstoriescrack]

Elrik: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Xanthous: Elrik, that’s gay

Elrik: We’ve been dating for two years—

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Isn't it amazing! Seven continents, eight billion people on the planet and a whole lifetime of choices and possible outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this particular moment... it had to be you stuck in the bathroom I walked into so I could pull this pole out of my thigh!

Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING!? HOW ARE YOU BREATHING!? HOW ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT ON THE SPOT, WHILE YOU HAVE A POLE IN YOUR THIGH!?

Peter: It's a gift

Tony: WE ARE LEAVING! NOW!

Peter: I am gonna tell everyone you were stuck in a public bathroom, you know that right?

Tony: *sarcastic* What bathroom? You think I use a public bathroom? Me? You're delusional from the blood loss kid

Peter: No I'm not!

Tony: But no one will believe you

Peter: you sick son of a bitch

[invictusmmaneo]

Xanthous, awkwardly picking up a crying baby Lloyd: it's okay, when you grow up, you'll learn to do this on the inside

[tabbbbyyyy]

I-

[askthekirbysquad]

*Magolor voice*:

I've come to make an announcement: Landia is a bitchass motherfucker. They destroyed my fucking ship. That's right, they took their dragon fucking fire breath out, and they destroyed my fucking ship!!

And they said they were "not giving me the Master Crown". And I said, "that's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on Planet Popstar---

[sad-little-flame-man]

I hate you all this is my most popular post and it’s STILL getting notes

Charlotte: Okay I will allow you two to say one bad word

Alex (politely): Damn

Conner (at the top of his lungs): FUCK

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#685 A la versh-

Imagen...Being a Distant relative of the Kingscholars but instead of a Lion and Alebrije Jaguar, You and Leona have the Cousin vibes, Tho no one at school realizes you two are related...that's a story for another time- So Imagen when you said you bringing your secret boyfriend for a vacation to sunset savannah...and its Azul Ashengrotto...

Sister-In-Law*Is happy about Your relationship ... didn't expect it to be a merman but she knows you have different tastes*So you all plan to buy a house the coral reef or land? well, Either that or a beach house would be a fine place to raise the children~

Azul*splutters drink ...and abit of ink out*

Leona*Chokes on his soup*

Both Azul and Leona are choking as the Kingscholars look at the two and You look sheepish and in awe at the statement...

Alebrije!Yuu*Looking at her also slightly red face*Orale-Um...It’s a bit early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?

Leona*is drinking wine with a somber look*Indeed. I just started eating

Farena: LEONA!

Azul*Eyes narrow at Leona*What’s that supposed to mean?...

Alebrije!Yuu: Leo, It’s great, OK?-

Leona: well For his type, yes...

Azul: My type?

Leona*Looking at Azul with a sneer*A capitalist Octopunk

...Look...this has been in my head-...the rivalry of leona and azul bro-

I just love my pulpito lloron-

[tootalltech]

my only contribution to tlos incorrect quotes

Lloyd: Look, I know you're mad, but at least I'm not trying to abduct the kids anymore!

Conner: That's true! He hasn't committed a felony in weeks!

Lloyd: Days.

Conner: Days!

[multifandomgirl2008]

Alex: We need to distract these guys. Conner: Leave it to me. Conner: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Goldilocks, Jack, and Red: *Immediately begin arguing* Froggy, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[thelandofstoriescrack]

Mother Goose: We need to open this locked door. Alex, give me your credit card.

Alex: Here.

Mother Goose, pocketing it: Thanks. Conner, break down the door.

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

More Batfam incorrect quotes (pt. 2)

pt. 1

pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | pt. 6

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Steph: “You’re running on four hours of sleep-”

Tim: “Two”

Steph: “What?”

Tim: “It’s two hours of sleep”

Steph: “Did you not take a nap?”

Tim: “No I had a monster”

Steph: “You sad little pebble, sad little creature on the floor”

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Duke: “You’re starting patrol I’m starting dinner. We are not the same”

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Dick: “there’s three whole slices of pizza in the trash”

Jason: “Dick no”

Dick: “Dick yes”

Jason: “Dick no”

Dick: “Dick yes”

Jason: “Dick NO”

Dick: “Dick YES” *grab a slice of pizza*

Damian: *slaps the pizza out of his hand*

Damian: “RICHARD NO”

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Steph: “You guys are just haters”

Duke: “no”

Cass: “fuck you”

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Dick: “Jason that is a great way to lose a finger”

Bruce: *appearing from the void* “What’s a great way to lose a finger?”

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Steph: "Cassandra.." *falling onto a couch very dramatically*

Cass: *Lands dramatically and matching energy on other couch to mirror Steph* "Stephanie"

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Jason: “I can be the biggest asshole and I’m fucking proud of it”

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Dick: “I have to preface this story by saying I was in a good comma afterwards for 17 hours”

Bruce: WHAT?!

Dick: “Alfred woke me the next day at 5pm to see if I was alive”

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*Tim and Stephwalking past each other on campus*

Tim: “Steph!”

Steph: “Tim!”

Tim: “I got like 3 hours of sleep last night! :D”

Steph: “I got like 4 hours of sleep last night! :D”

Tim: “Ayeeee”

Steph: “Ayeeee”

*continue to walk past each other*

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*Jason talking to the Outlaws*

Jason: “I lent out some of my books to one of my siblings and I just realized that there was a piece of paper in one that was used as a bookmark, so I took it out and this is what I saw”

*picture of a small piece of paper that says “this is your place :) satan loves you 🖤🖤” *

[invictusmmaneo]

Skylene: Lucy is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Tangerina, under her breath: I wish…

Skylene: what was that?

Tangerina, loudly: I said “that bitch”

[willdoeswrite]

Expansion of my previous incorrect quote.

Aang: What's with the black suit? I thought you were a red and blue kinda guy.

Peter: Yea well, I am but then this whole thing with adopt- Ya know it's a long story. Aren't you a bit young to be saving the world?

Aang: I might be twelve, but I spent 100 years frozen in ice so that makes me 112.

Peter: Oooh boy here we go.

Aang: Yea my childhood was stripped away due to rising war tension but not knowing how to handle that responsibility I ran away, got frozen, and learned that my friends, my mentor, and my whole culture were wiped out.

Peter: I should try and stop you, but I think he already heard us.

*The sound of a grappling hook firing rings out in the distance*

Peter: Yup.

Aang: But I still carry with me the lessons I was taught. I try and convince people to see the good in everyone even when their actions are harmful.

*Heavy footsteps land on the fire escape nearby. *

Peter: Oh yea of course. And?

Aang: I have a strict code of not ending a life, even though that would benefit everyone! I'm even a vegetarian and became close friends with a person who once tried to kill me!

Peter: Even better.

*Batman slowly rises from behind Peter*

Aang: ...

Aang: S-Should I run?

Peter, shrugging: Didn't do me any good.

Batman: I already called the costume guy.