#the land of stories incorrect quotes

[tootalltech]

tlos incorrect quotes pt 2/?

John: I asked you to make things better and you make things worse, as usual.

Lloyd: Yeah, yeah. Just like when we were kids, it's always my fault! "He didn't do the dishes!" "He left my bike out!" "He reanimated my dead gerbil and now it's a monster!"

[multifandomgirl2008]

Alex: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Froggy: Goldilocks: Jack: Red: Everyone else at Alex’s surprise birthday party: Conner: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[unaside]

Alex: Life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safeword

[yvisoul]

Bree: what's your most attractive trait?

Conner: I think... stupid?

[thelandofstoriescrack]

Elrik: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Xanthous: Elrik, that’s gay

Elrik: We’ve been dating for two years—

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Isn't it amazing! Seven continents, eight billion people on the planet and a whole lifetime of choices and possible outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this particular moment... it had to be you stuck in the bathroom I walked into so I could pull this pole out of my thigh!

Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING!? HOW ARE YOU BREATHING!? HOW ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT ON THE SPOT, WHILE YOU HAVE A POLE IN YOUR THIGH!?

Peter: It's a gift

Tony: WE ARE LEAVING! NOW!

Peter: I am gonna tell everyone you were stuck in a public bathroom, you know that right?

Tony: *sarcastic* What bathroom? You think I use a public bathroom? Me? You're delusional from the blood loss kid

Peter: No I'm not!

Tony: But no one will believe you

Peter: you sick son of a bitch

[invictusmmaneo]

Xanthous, awkwardly picking up a crying baby Lloyd: it's okay, when you grow up, you'll learn to do this on the inside

[tabbbbyyyy]

I-

[askthekirbysquad]

*Magolor voice*:

I've come to make an announcement: Landia is a bitchass motherfucker. They destroyed my fucking ship. That's right, they took their dragon fucking fire breath out, and they destroyed my fucking ship!!

And they said they were "not giving me the Master Crown". And I said, "that's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on Planet Popstar---

[noknownnoun]

One nice little evening during tea;

Aph Portugal: So you are saying your Ancestor murdered someone?

OC Goa: Well, I wouldn't say murdered. She thought somebody was stealing her coconut palm leaves, so she dressed up in white, left her hair, and walked with her oil lamp searching for the thief at midnight. The thief got so frightened that he ran home, got a fever, and died. Coconut palms were very precious, you know.

[tootalltech]

my only contribution to tlos incorrect quotes

Lloyd: Look, I know you're mad, but at least I'm not trying to abduct the kids anymore!

Conner: That's true! He hasn't committed a felony in weeks!

Lloyd: Days.

Conner: Days!

[multifandomgirl2008]

Alex: We need to distract these guys. Conner: Leave it to me. Conner: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Goldilocks, Jack, and Red: *Immediately begin arguing* Froggy, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[sad-little-flame-man]

I hate you all this is my most popular post and it’s STILL getting notes

Charlotte: Okay I will allow you two to say one bad word

Alex (politely): Damn

Conner (at the top of his lungs): FUCK

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#685 A la versh-

Imagen...Being a Distant relative of the Kingscholars but instead of a Lion and Alebrije Jaguar, You and Leona have the Cousin vibes, Tho no one at school realizes you two are related...that's a story for another time- So Imagen when you said you bringing your secret boyfriend for a vacation to sunset savannah...and its Azul Ashengrotto...

Sister-In-Law*Is happy about Your relationship ... didn't expect it to be a merman but she knows you have different tastes*So you all plan to buy a house the coral reef or land? well, Either that or a beach house would be a fine place to raise the children~

Azul*splutters drink ...and abit of ink out*

Leona*Chokes on his soup*

Both Azul and Leona are choking as the Kingscholars look at the two and You look sheepish and in awe at the statement...

Alebrije!Yuu*Looking at her also slightly red face*Orale-Um...It’s a bit early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?

Leona*is drinking wine with a somber look*Indeed. I just started eating

Farena: LEONA!

Azul*Eyes narrow at Leona*What’s that supposed to mean?...

Alebrije!Yuu: Leo, It’s great, OK?-

Leona: well For his type, yes...

Azul: My type?

Leona*Looking at Azul with a sneer*A capitalist Octopunk

...Look...this has been in my head-...the rivalry of leona and azul bro-

I just love my pulpito lloron-

[thelandofstoriescrack]

Mother Goose: We need to open this locked door. Alex, give me your credit card.

Alex: Here.

Mother Goose, pocketing it: Thanks. Conner, break down the door.

[invictusmmaneo]

Skylene: Lucy is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Tangerina, under her breath: I wish…

Skylene: what was that?

Tangerina, loudly: I said “that bitch”