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absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

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i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

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it makes me sad the way cis women are so terrified of and disgusted by their own body hair. and i'm not talking "i have to shave for sensory reasons" i mean i keep seeing videos of women using hair identifier spray on their faces and hands so they can shave the tiniest barely-there bits of peach fuzz that came free with their bodies. hair that serves a purpose and that purpose is cleanliness and protection. i mean when i was in elementary school girls who had barely hit puberty were talking about shaving their arms. i mean full-grown adult women who will have a breakdown if they see two days of stubble on their legs/crotch/ jaw/pits because god forbid you don't look like a perfect plastic barbie doll. god forbid your body that keeps you alive comes with hair that may not be soft and glossy and photogenic. some women are so afraid of having any hair apart from their head and eyebrows that they've uno reversed themselves into six different kinds of gender dysphoria that they can't recognize as such because they're convinced that this unnatural state of highly-groomed capital-informed beauty is how women have always been. you're so scared of looking "gross" or "ugly" or "mannish" that you can't even look at your body in the mirror and recognize what it is. sister you are an ape. why are you so determined to deny your nature.

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Everyone Ships Tomgreg

1. Exploring Queer Desire in HBO's Succession : Little White Lies // 2. Succession: How Tom and Greg's Toxic Bromance Became The Summer's Best TV : Vanity Fair // 3. Succession Knows Tom and Greg Are Its Real Power Couple : Den of Geek // 4. A Tribute To The Best Dynamic On TV: Succession's Tom and Greg : Entertainment Weekly // 5. 'Succession's' Matthew Macfadyen Is Far From Mr Darcy : Los Angeles Times // 6. Succession: Tom and Cousin Greg's Fascinating Relationship Just Took A Major Turn : Paste Magazine // 7. 'Succession' Star Nicholas Braun On His Hit Comedy-Drama Series : ABC News // 8. The Roys Summer In Italy : Vulture // 9. 'Succession' Star Matthew Macfadyen Wants That Tom and Cousin Greg Spinoff As Much As You Do : The Wrap // 10. The Real C.E.O. Of "Succession" : The New Yorker // 11. Matthew Macfadyen : The Succession Podcast // 12. Succession Season 3 Promotional Poster Featuring Tom Wambsgans and Greg Hirsch on Kendall Roy's Side : HBO // 13. Succession Season 3 Promotional Poster Featuring Tom Wambsgans and Greg Hirsch on Logan Roy's Side : HBO // 14. 'Succession' Star Brian Cox Reveals He's The Only Cast Member Who Knows What Happens In The Next Season : Variety Interview // 15. Fan Response To HBO Promotional Posters : Nick Braun's Instagram Story

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Tom 'I need to touch Greg or I will simply die' Wambsgans

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Zooms in on the promo image. Zooms in further. Zooms in even more. Omg them.

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the line between character studies and self-indulgent doodling is actually non-existent

tip jar

edit: new art blog is @toytle

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sporus. stupid painting took me 4 months, so enjoy!

EDIT as of 08/04/23: i am disgusted to hear of the allegations made against nick, and considering i have spent such a prolonged period of time working on a piece dedicated to him, i want to make known that i do not condone his behaviour/apologise for nick/anything along those lines. even if there is not much information about this situation, as a general rule of thumb victims should be believed until anything is proven/disproven. my thoughts go out to the victims, i hope they are well.

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Anyway R.I.P. Logan you would've hated tomgreg

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and they had a consensual workplace relationship

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i'm so normal about this show :) here's some succession art before the finale crushes us all

prints

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you KNOW greg does not do sex talk right 🙄🙄🙄

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Em.. geg.. and also trim...

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They really like each other

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Who up succin they session

Closeups here ⬇️

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forgot to post this greg

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blorbovember day 7: fashion

greg's evolving wardrobe is so much fun, i had a hard time deciding which looks to draw but these ones are some of my faves.