#incorrect the land of stories quotes

[sad-little-flame-man]

I hate you all this is my most popular post and it’s STILL getting notes

Charlotte: Okay I will allow you two to say one bad word

Alex (politely): Damn

Conner (at the top of his lungs): FUCK

[dia-the-fangirl]

Random Northern Kingdom Citizen: *sees Ugly Duckling Pond* Random Northern Kingdom Citizen: hm I could go for a swim right about now Random Northern Kingdom Citizen: *jumps in the pond* Random Northern Kingdom Citizen: *surfaces* Random Northern Kingdom Citizen: wh- why is there a WHOLE A** HOUSE DOWN THERE ~meanwhile in the fairy kingdom~ Alex: do you ever wonder if people suffer from our actions from when we were kids? Conner: all the time

[thelandofstoriescrack]

Elrik: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Xanthous: Elrik, that’s gay

Elrik: We’ve been dating for two years—

[tootalltech]

tlos incorrect quotes pt 2/?

John: I asked you to make things better and you make things worse, as usual.

Lloyd: Yeah, yeah. Just like when we were kids, it's always my fault! "He didn't do the dishes!" "He left my bike out!" "He reanimated my dead gerbil and now it's a monster!"

[multifandomgirl2008]

Alex: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Froggy: Goldilocks: Jack: Red: Everyone else at Alex’s surprise birthday party: Conner: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[invictusmmaneo]

Xanthous, awkwardly picking up a crying baby Lloyd: it's okay, when you grow up, you'll learn to do this on the inside

[tabbbbyyyy]

I-

[unaside]

Alex: Life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safeword

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#685 A la versh-

Imagen...Being a Distant relative of the Kingscholars but instead of a Lion and Alebrije Jaguar, You and Leona have the Cousin vibes, Tho no one at school realizes you two are related...that's a story for another time- So Imagen when you said you bringing your secret boyfriend for a vacation to sunset savannah...and its Azul Ashengrotto...

Sister-In-Law*Is happy about Your relationship ... didn't expect it to be a merman but she knows you have different tastes*So you all plan to buy a house the coral reef or land? well, Either that or a beach house would be a fine place to raise the children~

Azul*splutters drink ...and abit of ink out*

Leona*Chokes on his soup*

Both Azul and Leona are choking as the Kingscholars look at the two and You look sheepish and in awe at the statement...

Alebrije!Yuu*Looking at her also slightly red face*Orale-Um...It’s a bit early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?

Leona*is drinking wine with a somber look*Indeed. I just started eating

Farena: LEONA!

Azul*Eyes narrow at Leona*What’s that supposed to mean?...

Alebrije!Yuu: Leo, It’s great, OK?-

Leona: well For his type, yes...

Azul: My type?

Leona*Looking at Azul with a sneer*A capitalist Octopunk

...Look...this has been in my head-...the rivalry of leona and azul bro-

I just love my pulpito lloron-

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

More Batfam incorrect quotes (pt. 2)

pt. 1

pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | pt. 6

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Steph: “You’re running on four hours of sleep-”

Tim: “Two”

Steph: “What?”

Tim: “It’s two hours of sleep”

Steph: “Did you not take a nap?”

Tim: “No I had a monster”

Steph: “You sad little pebble, sad little creature on the floor”

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Duke: “You’re starting patrol I’m starting dinner. We are not the same”

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Dick: “there’s three whole slices of pizza in the trash”

Jason: “Dick no”

Dick: “Dick yes”

Jason: “Dick no”

Dick: “Dick yes”

Jason: “Dick NO”

Dick: “Dick YES” *grab a slice of pizza*

Damian: *slaps the pizza out of his hand*

Damian: “RICHARD NO”

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Steph: “You guys are just haters”

Duke: “no”

Cass: “fuck you”

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Dick: “Jason that is a great way to lose a finger”

Bruce: *appearing from the void* “What’s a great way to lose a finger?”

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Steph: "Cassandra.." *falling onto a couch very dramatically*

Cass: *Lands dramatically and matching energy on other couch to mirror Steph* "Stephanie"

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Jason: “I can be the biggest asshole and I’m fucking proud of it”

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Dick: “I have to preface this story by saying I was in a good comma afterwards for 17 hours”

Bruce: WHAT?!

Dick: “Alfred woke me the next day at 5pm to see if I was alive”

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*Tim and Stephwalking past each other on campus*

Tim: “Steph!”

Steph: “Tim!”

Tim: “I got like 3 hours of sleep last night! :D”

Steph: “I got like 4 hours of sleep last night! :D”

Tim: “Ayeeee”

Steph: “Ayeeee”

*continue to walk past each other*

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*Jason talking to the Outlaws*

Jason: “I lent out some of my books to one of my siblings and I just realized that there was a piece of paper in one that was used as a bookmark, so I took it out and this is what I saw”

*picture of a small piece of paper that says “this is your place :) satan loves you 🖤🖤” *

[willdoeswrite]

Expansion of my previous incorrect quote.

Aang: What's with the black suit? I thought you were a red and blue kinda guy.

Peter: Yea well, I am but then this whole thing with adopt- Ya know it's a long story. Aren't you a bit young to be saving the world?

Aang: I might be twelve, but I spent 100 years frozen in ice so that makes me 112.

Peter: Oooh boy here we go.

Aang: Yea my childhood was stripped away due to rising war tension but not knowing how to handle that responsibility I ran away, got frozen, and learned that my friends, my mentor, and my whole culture were wiped out.

Peter: I should try and stop you, but I think he already heard us.

*The sound of a grappling hook firing rings out in the distance*

Peter: Yup.

Aang: But I still carry with me the lessons I was taught. I try and convince people to see the good in everyone even when their actions are harmful.

*Heavy footsteps land on the fire escape nearby. *

Peter: Oh yea of course. And?

Aang: I have a strict code of not ending a life, even though that would benefit everyone! I'm even a vegetarian and became close friends with a person who once tried to kill me!

Peter: Even better.

*Batman slowly rises from behind Peter*

Aang: ...

Aang: S-Should I run?

Peter, shrugging: Didn't do me any good.

Batman: I already called the costume guy.

[thelandofstoriescrack]

Mother Goose: We need to open this locked door. Alex, give me your credit card.

Alex: Here.

Mother Goose, pocketing it: Thanks. Conner, break down the door.

[tootalltech]

my only contribution to tlos incorrect quotes

Lloyd: Look, I know you're mad, but at least I'm not trying to abduct the kids anymore!

Conner: That's true! He hasn't committed a felony in weeks!

Lloyd: Days.

Conner: Days!

[multifandomgirl2008]

Alex: What is your favourite mythical story? Conner: The Story Of My Will To Live. Alex: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

[invictusmmaneo]

Skylene: Lucy is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Tangerina, under her breath: I wish…

Skylene: what was that?

Tangerina, loudly: I said “that bitch”

[blazingstar400]

Incorrect Scarlet and Violet Quotes Part 4

Even after all the quotes I wrote I still have so much more.

Kieran: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea, and went for a 30 minute walk.

Juliana:

Juliana: When I woke up this morning, I spent a whole hour just waking up—

Drayton: Hey, what's up?

Kieran: I've been having heart pains lately.

Drayton: Seriously! When did this start?

Kieran: The pain started since Juli—

Drayton: No, not the pain, the part about you having a heart. Forgot you had one.

Kieran, who is so done with everything: Is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class?

Nemona: You need to raise your hand and ask first.

Florian: You might need a hall pass for that.

Penny: You should've killed yourself in between classes. If I let you kill yourself now, everyone will want to kill themselves.

Juliana: How about we just don’t kill ourselves at all???

Carmine: Drayton sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut up’ instead of ‘bless you’.

Juliana: How do you accidentally say ‘shut up’ instead of ‘bless you’?

Florian: I can't believe Unovans don't call car parks, car parks.

Juliana: Is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars or something?

Kieran: No, you idiot! It's where you park your freaking car!

Arven: Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

Penny: ...I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets.

Florian: ....It makes me sad to think when I die, there's going to be thousands of books with stories I'm not able to read because I died…

Nemona: WHAT ABOUT TV SHOWS—

Penny: AND ALL THE FANDOMS YOU CAN'T BECOME A PART OF—

Kieran: And the people you won't get to see die.

Kieran: You're the strongest person I know.

Juliana: ....I believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Kieran: Don't get me wrong, you're still really annoying.

Kieran, writing: Dear Diary, how are you? I'm doing fine.

Kieran:

Kieran: Okay, you got me. I'm not fine. Geez, you're good…

Juliana: Are you still mad at me?

Kieran: Twinkle Twinkle little star.

Juliana, confused but sings along: How I wonder what you are?

Kieran: Wish I could hit you with a car.

Juliana: Okay, you're still mad.

Arven, holding a video camera: Penny, I want you to play the role of my mother.

Penny: I don’t want to be your mother.

Arven: Perfect you already know your lines.

Carmine: How long did you sleep?

Kieran: Eight.

Carmine: Hours?

Kieran: Minutes.

Nemona: I’ve been expecting you, Juliana.

Juliana: How did you do that without turning around?

Nemona: Let’s just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

Juliana: Can I go ride my bike outside?

Rika: Do what you want. I’m not your mom.

Rika: *rushes after her a few moments later*

Rika: NOT IN THE FREEWAY—!