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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush
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I love Nobby Nobbs so much. He was a street urchin. He was briefly an earl. He is a drag queen. He is a looter and a weapons maniac. He carries around a paper to prove he is human. He is smarter than he looks. He is still a dummy. He once dated a gorgeous stripper because no one else approached her. He dumped her because she couldn't cook. He has a goblin girlfriend whose friends think he is too good for her. Everyone outside the Watch thinks he is a werewolf. He is the character of all time.
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I鈥檓 convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more
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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala
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ao3聽mcu聽a:aou abo bdsm ot3聽hs au聽pwp
the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i鈥檝e done with my life
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ao3聽mcu聽a:aou abo bdsm ot3聽hs au聽pwp
the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i鈥檝e done with my life
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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
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The meeting of the minds
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Missing bench? 馃憖馃
Our Good Omens bench plus one more is missing 馃ズ (I hope the park is not doing more sanding off or replacing...)
#i remember i got a picture yhere when i visited#mabye the pelicans ate it#those things eat pidgeons whole#i think together they could finish a bench or two
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legally blonde from warner鈥檚 perspective is so funny
One day you鈥檙e dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.
Next thing you know, she鈥檚 at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and she鈥檚 pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and she鈥檚 rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.
There鈥檚 a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.
She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.
Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, she鈥檚 on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian
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This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.
(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)
(Continued in reblog)
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