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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag
#reading a fic then you get hit by the “woke up feeling sick” are youre like FUCK#this isnt smut or anything when did they shag where did the pregnancy arc come from jfc#ive done that so many times#the mpreg coming out of left field is a staple in the “i was really enjoying this fic” genre#i really should read the tags better
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
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in case anyone is missing it arcane tiktok is recreating mishapocalypse by changing their pfps to show whether or not they support Jayce
here are the standard ones
even League of Legends is in on it, though they're avoiding choosing a side
it's gotten a little out of hand with the varieties but it's so good. there's pride flags, there's gay kisses, there's loss.jpg, there's anti maddie, there's scissors, there's reduce reuse recycle, there's isha lives, there's christmas, there's mpreg. you name it they got it
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#im so bad at answering asks#and i hate those chain mail things#so ive got so many asks to answer rn#i do live in shame
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You guys like the pesh mode
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