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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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ok sure fine
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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bitch…omg
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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You will never ever annoy me if you
Send me random anons
reply to my posts
send me an ask
reblog me
talk to me
say hello
give me random love
“bother” me
So please stop thinking otherwise.
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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fingers in his ass sunday
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tabbbbyyyy · 7 hours ago
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tabbbbyyyy · 1 day ago
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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
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tabbbbyyyy · 2 days ago
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Hey man. Lets watch nosferatu together. Can you hold my hand if I get scared?
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tabbbbyyyy · 2 days ago
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the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and “we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you” can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I’d like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home “for my mushrooms and worms” and she was just like “okei” and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they’re breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks “so your worms… do they have a purpose or are they just… worms”. like sure I’ll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that’s your business
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tabbbbyyyy · 6 days ago
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Where are they now: little German boy
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tabbbbyyyy · 6 days ago
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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...
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