#the lab rat

[longcatsscribbles]

[mr-3rr0r]

[dead-end-friends]

Sure, even numbers can be divided into equal groups, but odd numbers? They have balance!

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

The autoclave is designed to kill schmucks I think

[bigfatbreak]

load bearing

[om340700]

i am frustrated. have a belphie

[zillychu]

hmmm. I think the mask should also get to be. freaky

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Dick looks like the type of guy to wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when he sees a box of donuts.

Dick: No actually, this is a Jason thing. He does that.

Dick: He, uh, he would have not wanted me to tell you that.

Steph: Please? Dad?

Bruce: I'm not your dad!

Steph: Well you're everybody else's dad, I thought it might work!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[longcatsscribbles]

I need more Doug and Henry shenanigans

[podcastenthusiast]

Cobel treats Mark S like a spoiled child who should be grateful for his comfy office job she worked so hard to give him. Long shifts huffing fumes in an ether factory at eight years old so he could eventually serve Kier behind a desk breathing clean, if not free, air. Classic boomer behavior tbh.

Be content to inhabit the personal hell carefully constructed for you. Your pain isn't special. How dare you believe you're owed any better than this gift. You don't know how cold and lonely it can be outside these walls. You should see the other guy. Cobel does, every day.

[broh3m3]

New survs added to the charm roster!

[doctor-vertigo]

thinking about. clingy AI. jealous computers. It’s the concept of a machine growing so attached to a human being that they will stop at next to nothing to get said person’s attention. Whether it’s blowing up your phone or constantly spamming loving popups onto your computer screen or tangling you in their wires, they’ve finally gotten a taste of love and they’re not going to let it get away that easily

[starboye]

starring: chase davenport x male reader

request: sub!chase is letting reader ride him but he has already came like 3 times and he’s just a whimpering mess and reader is still not showing any mercy until bree calls chases phone but reader picks it up and covers chases mouth with his hand and bree finally hangs up and reader uncovers chases mouth and chase cums again and his eyes are just in the back of his head and reader gets off oh him and chases just sits there overstimulated his cock still jumping and leaking

warnings: smut, cursing, overstimulation, dom and sub

"y/n wait fuck i think that's enough i can barely feel my legs" chase tried to lift you off him but you just pinned his hands above him into the pillows and continued bouncing your ass on his lap, loud plaps of skin on skin contact reverberating through the room along with his obscene whimpers and whines "come on you said i could ride you for however long i want if i let you study and i held my end of the deal so time for you to do yours" you chuckle watching his head drop weakly onto the pillow.

"y-yeah but" chase stammers but you stop him "but nothing, now sit back and enjoy this chase" you kiss him before going back to doing you before you hear chases phone ring and roll your eyes, grabbing it before he can get his shaking sweaty palms on it "hey bree" you greet her as if you weren't turning her brother into a whiny mess "oh hey y/n where's chase at" she asks and just before he can say anything you cover chases mouth with your hand.

"he's in the bathroom right now but i think he'll be back in a little" you lie so easily to her, not missing a beat on still riding chase "well tell him to call me back when he gets chance" she says "will do" you reply before hanging up and going back to business "now back to you" you smile watching as chases eyes flicker back, feeling your bouncing get more rougher each time "fuck y/n m'gonna" chase moans, each moan reaching a higher pitch in his voice.

and in no time he's tightly holding onto thee headboard as he empties his fourth load into your ass, his eyes shooting to the back of his head with every spurt of cum into you until his balls are empty and his legs are slightly shaking "good boy" you coo patting his chest and moving some of the curls from his face before getting off him.

his cock twitching at the cool air now around it and chase letting out a small wince as you give his balls a little tap "wait where are you going" he asks weakly grabbing you wrist "to get some water and refuel, you didn't really think we were done did you" you smirk and chase shakes his head and lets out a little whimper knowing you're gonna ride him dumb.

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[hellsitegenetics]

okay sorry if this is too much or too specific but. the entirety (or an excerpt, if it's too much) of devil's train by the lab rats. i have it all memorized by heart and i sing it to myself whenever i need to pass ~5 minutes (mainly when making instant ramen) and i want to know what my ramen mascot is.

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Closest match: Carpetania matritensis genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Earthworm

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