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Chet Forever
"You don't know what love is, until you've learned the meaning of the blues, until you've loved a love you've had to lose."
Chet Baker.
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9#mathblr#math memes#shitpost#locus other time#this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs#i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet#math#to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that#I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way
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I don’t think this is going to be important this season but I would really like it to be.
#like this was mentioned way before Brennan made porter into a big bad#so I doubt there was anything behind it#but like cool ass idea that maybe Porter wanted to make Zelda the champion before Fig#it wouldn’t work out for him for a lot of reasons#like her religious devotion and early graduation would make it pretty much impossible#I haven’t heard anyone acknowledge it though I just want people to talk about Zelda again I miss her#(I’m getting desperate for a Zelda appearance)#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#fh#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#zelda donovan#ankarna#d20 the seven#d20 spoilers#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20 fhjy#zelda fantasy high#d20 fhjy#porter cliffbreaker
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Still trying to find how to draw them ✨
#the umbrella academy#viktor hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#luther hargreeves#my art#those are the design for an au!#I am trying to find them too#the faces and hair at least#they all have strange eyes too but it's on purpose#I need to inject the 'oh something is strange about them' on their design directly too#I mean they are litteraly born from space particles gbtrbhryh#I want something like it's not obvious af but if people look at them too long it becomes uncanny and they don't know why#impossible to show on design but I think it could be cool#once again half au/half hcs so it's not canon don't take it too seriously yay#umbrella academy#the hargreeves#the umbrella academy fanart#tua fanart#tua
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Just learned that tadpoles with injured tails sometimes regenerate them with extra legs
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So that's neat.
#the more you know#frogs#science#animals#zoology#developmental biology#holy shit#this is called a homeotic transformation#and I think I have only really heard about them in fruitflies#so seeing it in frogs really fucked me up#how incredibly cool#I always thought the creatures from Pandora could not exist in vertebrates#because homeotic transformations in the *middle* of the trunk were basically impossible to achieve in a survivable manner#but it had not occurred to me that you could just… add more to the end#this changes everything
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obsessed with soren's nickname section on his wiki. It really just encompasses his whole characater cause you have things on there like "smort longpocket" and "Court jester" and then "The failed son" Like, hot damn, there is so much facet to this character.
#the dragon prince#soren tdp#also#how his intelligence is the focus of a few of these#and how he tries to build himself up by calling himself smart#when others call him an idiot#and that is what his father focused on most when ridiculing him#am i crying or are there onions around#can you believe I was on the wiki to see if Corvus had been moved to the love interest section yet#clownery I know#As I said it is impossible for me to make a post about Soren without alluding to how gay he is#for his cool crow man
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Anyone else thought about this?
With the popularity of Mouthwashing as a game, I've seen people who talk about it talk about the mouthwash itself as a metaphor for Jimmy (and they're definitely correct in their read imo), but dear god NO ONE is talking about it as a potential metaphor for Pony Express itself as a company.
This is an item considered to be an essential. It is a dental hygiene product dentists would generally recommend you have. 99.9% of bacteria gone - but this one is loaded with sugar. Using this is going to be detrimental to its own cause and probably worse than using no mouthwash at all.
Pony Express? No matter your start, it seems like a good, stable job and a promising future. People will always need goods transported to other planets. It even has a cute mascot representing pride in their work that they sell toys of to kids!
Butttttt, the caveats. Oh boy, the caveats. All of those cute images are done to soften the blow of little red pieces of text about how doing things to the point of basically existing means your credits are going to get docked - something that's just as much Aperture Science-esque dark humor as horrible foreshadowing. Late delivery? Docked. Resting in any manner for more than five hours? Docked. Using medical support in any manner? Docked. REPORTING ISSUES TO HR??? MOTHER. FUCKING. DOCKED.
And trying to avoid any of those dockings; those detriments? Pretty much impossible, and that would spell doom for anyone: including members of a certain ship. With every one of those rules, if they survived that payout would be hilariously low. The usual rules; made by out of touch people in fancy suits.
The members of the Tulpar all (mostly) had reasons to be there, even at radically different life stages. Reasons why they needed the work, and reasons why it should fulfill those reasons and enrich their lives.
It was meant to be Jimmy's ticket away from struggling on earth. It was meant to be Daisuke gaining direction in life. It was meant to be Anya finally getting into medical school. It was meant to be Swansea gaining a stable and fulfilling life as he made it into sobriety, and it was meant to be Curly making it further up into his career path with glowing words of praise.
As per capitalism's usual spiel that we were even shown in the game itself via public domain cartoon, taking this job was meant to be joyous opportunity and innovation for their lives; but with so many flaws in the system around them around them - including the words on those posters - just trying to find benefit in the system they needed in order to survive was nothing more than fatal poison. The dead pixel, the sugar, and the 0.1% all working together.
#husbandothings#basically one clear major read of this game is corpos are just...not fun and a lot of bad things can happen in them#i feel like most people only look at the character angle of things and uh...no meta reference intended but not the bigger picture#it's about human failings and cruelty in a system intended as impossibly robotic by people we dont see we CANNOT have one without the other#jimmy mouthwashing#both together are what make this story really cool imo.#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing analysis
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yeah yeah, jason todd’s dip in the ecto-lazarus pit changed something in him irrevocably, enough that he feels a resonance with fellow living-dead danny we’ve all been there
but you know who else has been killed and was revived by the lazarus pit? another member of the batfamily, a fellow hero, world class fighter, stubbornly believes in second chances and redemption? cassandra motherfuckin’ cain
#WRITE HER IN YOU COWARDS!!!!#dpxdc#dcxdp#cassandra cain#danny fenton#shes SO cool shes SO interesting. she holds herself to impossible standards she was killed by her brother whom she tried to save#shes ruthless and relentless and she projects onto every killer she sees hyperempathetic#and the whole fight that kills her shes like LET ME HELP YOU PLEASE#please read batgirl (2000) if you guys like fucked up resurrection stuff and parents bring evil and defiance of fate you’ll love cass#kipthought
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I need more of these two interacting AidaIro
#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jshk#aoi akane#minamoto kou#I LOVE WHEN THEY INTERACT SM AAAAH#this chapter was so great#Akane takes Kou half seriously but admires him because he wants to try the impossible for Nene's lifespan#Kou thinks Akane is so cool and so pathetic at the same time#and Akane just guesses sm random stuff from Kou even Teru can't get and I am living#(It s just because Teru has sugare coated glasses as a big bro for Kou rip)#chapters 27 87 88 my belovedd
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Another incredibly fashionable Weezard
Prints of my Weezards are available via link in bio 🪄
#wizard#wizards#wizardcore#wizard tumblr#aesthetic#magic#stars#witch hat#art#inspired by the crappy jewellery store I used to work at#they'd always have 70% sales#the managers were always racist#the kpis were impossible#and ppl trying on the rings would always fuck up the displays#but weezard is allowed to he's cool
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"The longer I live, the more deeply I learn that love — whether we call it friendship or family or romance — is the work of mirroring and magnifying each other’s light."
James Baldwin.
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One of these days I’ll be able to keep Danny-o’s face consistent. Today is not that day!
Hehe roleswap au
#peculiar art#danny phantom#danny fenton#valerie gray#gray ghost#don’t expect anything from this AU I have no more thoughts!!#head empty!!#I think they’re VERY cute tho#Val’s undertones are purple and gold cause I SAY so#how would this even happen?#idk I’m not creative!#cute#silly#ship art#dp au#red huntress#fuck would he be green hunter? that’s dumb#hers works cause it’s cool#TUMBLR DONT EAT THE QUALITY CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE
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It's so cathartic seeing posts on Twitter like 'ugh I hate when fandom does this thing!!" And I think "heh. Bugsnax fandom doesn't do that"
#is it because we are so small? maybe#but like. we've had drama before for sure so it's not impossible#so like it's kinda cool that like we've been so chill for so long#like after the Wiggle discourse we just got it all out of our system#bugsnax#orb ponders
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I'm kind of obsessed with all their weird mannerisms
#psych#shawn spencer#burton guster#I resisted making this for so long lmao#I've probably missed some#this was off the top of my head#but like they have such a specific way of being#I love it#a couple episodes ago juliet clicked her tongue and I was like !!!! she picked it up from shawn!!!!!#also those are tone markers in wait for it bc I couldn't figure out how else to represent it#ALSO omg it would be so cool to look at the usage of these over time and between characters#but it's basically impossible for most of them bc they rely on intonation :(#and besides I haven’t found transcripts that actually label the speakers#captainswan618 talks too much#100
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