confusedmothboy

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all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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jackie kinda sorta halfway fucked travis once and now like a bad pre-realization hookup she cant stop texting him from the grave telling him all about her lesbian situationship and her bisexual best friend and how they used to make out under the covers and shit. and travis is just like cool. i love this drama tell me more

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went two days without functional headphones, 70 billion dead, 358 kazillion more injured

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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

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finished yellowjackets season 2 with my younger sibling who was BEGGING me to let them watch it

made sure to let them know that no way in all hell would i ever just accept a bunch of people killing and eating them and NO WAY IN ALL HELLLLL would i take a bite out of their heart and me personally i would not let van's comment slide either

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lottie matthews textpost

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do you guys think that nat realized the ice javi fell through was so weak because it was the place where she had tried to pull the moose free or was that just a me realization

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let me around that man and i fear the show's maturity rating will be changing

i will take those shorts off with my teeth so help me god i need him so bad im drooling anskdndnsnsndndmdm

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Just a reminder that it is not your vet’s job to report if your pet got into recreational drugs. We aren’t snitches, we have no obligation to report drug use. We do, however, want to save your pet so please be honest with us about what your pet got into. It could literally be life and death for them.

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if i had i nickel for everytime there was a women who went through a really traumatic experience, faked her own death, and tried to live a new normal life with the fake name kelly before her crush/ex came back to implode her life, I'd have 2 nickels

which isn't alot but it's weird that it's happened twice

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MISTER KRABS!! I HAVE AN IDEEAAAAAA!!!!

once im done with my rewrite i MIGHT turn this into an au

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what do you think of the transfem travis hcs? /gen

[im a trans guy just to get that out of the way] im pretty neutral on em. i dont usually like trans headcanons that swap the character's gender from whats canon just cause i think its awkward to call a character a different name or by different pronouns while canon obviously doesnt. cause then its like, im uncomfy with them being deadnamed by canon yk. i'd be more inclined to enjoy transmasc travis or transfem [insert any of the female characters] just because of that though the whole thing just isnt my cup of tea.

i keep to a very specific part of the travis enjoyer community on here so if theres glaring flags that his (her) tv is glowing that i've missed over my four rewatches, im too dumb to catch em.

i also have my sneaking suspicions that SOME (not all) transfem travis hcs stem from "i dont want another man (theres three men in the teen tl) in the show" or "he did [stereotypical girl thing] once therefore he is a woman because trans women are all the same" both of which are boring and tired. get creative with it. if someone's reasoning for him being trans is "why would a man be there" ohhhh brother this guy stinks!! completely missed the point of his character i fear

i can enjoy the idea of the girls helping him (her? they) find their spark or whatever out in the woods but overall i just dont get into trans headcanons point blank period 👍

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show full of women and u want the man to be antler queen..?

fandom full of people who all share your opinion and you want to hop on my nuts for a bullshit headcanon i don't even believe in..?

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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this moment right here. i am so fucking proud. not only of natalie, but of sophie. she should be so fucking proud of herself. this moment was HERS. get this girl her flowers.

i always knew natalie would be the one to get them rescued. i never doubted it for a second. i almost felt silly for thinking she wouldn’t partake in the pit girl scene, but low and behold, our girl was out there being a fucking savior!

my beautiful natalie. the best fucking character to ever exist. literal fucking chills. everything she’s ever done was for this moment. her purpose. she was and always will be their leader. that’s MY antler queen.

i’m also super thankful we didn’t have to watch her attempt just yet. i think having her big finale moment not be that fucking tragic was so rewarding for us and for her. we finally caught a fucking break.

also, the fact that once they’re home nobody thanks her or checks up on her…when she did all of THIS for you….im fucking sick. she carried the most guilt, feeling SO responsible for actions that weren’t even hers and they just let her suffer. natalie baby they will never deserve you. the biggest heart of them all.