#the horses approach
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skrimbleeowo Β· 16 days ago
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every inside joke ive ever had.
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hoofpeet Β· 1 month ago
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I like the idea of unicorns being a cervine species so that they go through the whole shedding/growing in/ shedding velvet process that deer have πŸ’› they should have a yucky phase every year
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hellenhighwater Β· 14 days ago
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PLEASE TELL YOUR BROTHER THAT HE IS THE FUNNIEST DRIVER IN THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN!!
his plates: amazing.
his choice of cars: stylish.
his whimsy: outstanding.
It's genuinely great. He's an automotive designer by trade (rims specifically, which is why his garage is Like That) and cars are also his hobby, so he's well equipped to get THE BIG in fighting fit. VSMALL has been a complete bolts-out restoration; it's immaculate.
He says someday he's going to get A MEDIUM. I say it ought to be a hearse, since clearly it can talk to ghosts.
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drakesvalley Β· 11 months ago
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The wildest part about being a system and having known you are a system for a while (6+ years for us) HAS to be seeing people who are just figuring it out fall into holes that you've long left behind.
Like. Yeah. We also thought we needed to keep tabs on everyone to increase communication. In the end it became too unwieldy. Especially since DID evolves with what you experience all the time.
Microlabels are cool and I fully support anyone who uses them, but figuring out what to call every single structure in your system isn't for us anymore.
Another thing we notice is people who try their best to know who is fronting at all given times. A lot of that comes naturally to us nowadays, but it's also... OK not to know. Especially if you're not focusing on anything system related at the time.
I guess a lot of this boils down to, it's okay not to care. It's okay to go with the flow of things and figure out at your own pace. Identity is fluid, especially if you have a dissociative disorder. You don't HAVE to have everything figured out 100% of the time.
It's okay to take it slow. It's okay to not know. It's okay to just exist for a bit. It's okay to live and experience things beyond being a system.
To all the people who are just starting to comprehend this. You do not need to know and label exactly what is happening in your head all the time. Fuck, we sure don't. And we're happier for it.
It's okay to just be you.
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deadmenspress Β· 11 months ago
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"'All well.' That seems like another lifetime, does it not, Francis? Can you remember a time when any of us could write such a thing with an easy conscience?"
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laurents-secret-diary Β· 11 months ago
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
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valkyurii Β· 2 months ago
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β€œpapa, may I have some ΓΆats”
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kaeyachi Β· 9 months ago
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Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).
He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.
And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.
No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.
Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)
He needs to be quick.
Efficient.
Perfect.
And so he comes and goes like the wind.
Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.
Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.
He'd rather he never be late ever again.
It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...
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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.
"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.
Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.
He imagines hearing a clock ticking.
Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?
Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.
#kaeyachi randoms#kaeya#kaeya alberich#this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe?#kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it#kaeya cant stand being IDLE#get it? get it?#you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters#and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is#actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber#seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at#angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the#backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW#BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training#give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh#to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready#if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to#just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several#occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is#just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst#silly me ehe#oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day?#can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh#fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao#i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own#AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO#wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly#lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.
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demigod-of-the-agni Β· 1 year ago
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A little special something for something even more special. Hint: it's about love and fears and birthdays and new beginnings
(@/marvel hire me <3)
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eldritchparasol Β· 1 year ago
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The character belongs to @thelone-copper When I found out that Colt has a horse named Butters, I had to do it. This is just my guess and interpretation on Butter's appearance.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Β· 2 years ago
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*gasp* the terrifying yllz... plays the basketball!?!? 🀯🀯🀯
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According to some sources, yes.
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greypetrel Β· 7 months ago
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Charge ⚑️🐎⚑️
Horses in game don't really run, but nobody told Aisling and Little Brother. Or well, that group of Venatori is desperately trying to tell them, I'm sure.
@shivunin sent me this video of a horseback archer doing something absolutely amazing... And I couldn't resist. Got me thinking about horseback fighters Dalish, imagine a full charge. Painting deserts is so nice and soothing I should do it more.
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xenonsdoodles Β· 11 months ago
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dedue: animals don't like me. it must be my face
byleth "stop looking at me like that" eisner: I know exactly what you mean. let me help
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teethmouth Β· 1 year ago
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every time someone tries to make van gogh less weird and grody than he normally is a baby swan dies
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magicalcreeks Β· 1 month ago
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There needs to be a distinct separation when referring to Clark and Kon’s relationship and the Clex retcon in teen titans 03 (comics) and the young justice animated show so that I don’t have to see the same questions and arguments brought up every 2-3 business days
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helenofblackthorns Β· 10 months ago
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I've been thinking Adaon today & the more I think about him the more sure I become that he's going to betray Kieran in twp. the friend of all is the friend of none etc etc
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