#the horses approach
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every inside joke ive ever had.
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#gang#this is horrible#theres more#i reached the limit#inside joke#horse#the horses#the horses approach
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I like the idea of unicorns being a cervine species so that they go through the whole shedding/growing in/ shedding velvet process that deer have π they should have a yucky phase every year
#hoof draws#does velvet need a gore tag of some sort ..#neway unicorn biology :] yay#-other upside is that during the winter when unicorns don't have their horns they can just go blend into a horse herd for a while#also smthn smthn virgins . unicorns approach non-threatening seeming humans for help getting the velvet off
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PLEASE TELL YOUR BROTHER THAT HE IS THE FUNNIEST DRIVER IN THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN!!
his plates: amazing.
his choice of cars: stylish.
his whimsy: outstanding.
It's genuinely great. He's an automotive designer by trade (rims specifically, which is why his garage is Like That) and cars are also his hobby, so he's well equipped to get THE BIG in fighting fit. VSMALL has been a complete bolts-out restoration; it's immaculate.
He says someday he's going to get A MEDIUM. I say it ought to be a hearse, since clearly it can talk to ghosts.
#my younger brother and i have very different hobbies but we pursue them in similar ways and with similar disregard#for anything even approaching common sense#and fun fact: we are each the surviving single of a miscarried twin#and lo i saw a rider on a pale horse and its name was Seth#and Hell followed with him
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The wildest part about being a system and having known you are a system for a while (6+ years for us) HAS to be seeing people who are just figuring it out fall into holes that you've long left behind.
Like. Yeah. We also thought we needed to keep tabs on everyone to increase communication. In the end it became too unwieldy. Especially since DID evolves with what you experience all the time.
Microlabels are cool and I fully support anyone who uses them, but figuring out what to call every single structure in your system isn't for us anymore.
Another thing we notice is people who try their best to know who is fronting at all given times. A lot of that comes naturally to us nowadays, but it's also... OK not to know. Especially if you're not focusing on anything system related at the time.
I guess a lot of this boils down to, it's okay not to care. It's okay to go with the flow of things and figure out at your own pace. Identity is fluid, especially if you have a dissociative disorder. You don't HAVE to have everything figured out 100% of the time.
It's okay to take it slow. It's okay to not know. It's okay to just exist for a bit. It's okay to live and experience things beyond being a system.
To all the people who are just starting to comprehend this. You do not need to know and label exactly what is happening in your head all the time. Fuck, we sure don't. And we're happier for it.
It's okay to just be you.
#dissociative identity disorder#DID system#did osdd#systemhood#plurality#plural stuff#hi. icebreaker for this blog#this isn't a disk horse blog btw#I just have some thoughts about how newbie systems tend to approach stuff#no hate to anyone
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"'All well.' That seems like another lifetime, does it not, Francis? Can you remember a time when any of us could write such a thing with an easy conscience?"
#hello terror fandom i approach you as one would approach a spooked horse#holding my art out in my hands as an offering#the terror#the terror amc#the terror art#the terror fan art#my art#the terror dan simmons#francis crozier#james fitzjames
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato βthis is a manβ about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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βpapa, may I have some ΓΆatsβ
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Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).
He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.
And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.
No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.
Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)
He needs to be quick.
Efficient.
Perfect.
And so he comes and goes like the wind.
Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.
Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.
He'd rather he never be late ever again.
It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...
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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.
"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.
Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.
He imagines hearing a clock ticking.
Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?
Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.
#kaeyachi randoms#kaeya#kaeya alberich#this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe?#kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it#kaeya cant stand being IDLE#get it? get it?#you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters#and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is#actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber#seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at#angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the#backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW#BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training#give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh#to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready#if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to#just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several#occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is#just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst#silly me ehe#oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day?#can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh#fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao#i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own#AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO#wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly#lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.
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A little special something for something even more special. Hint: it's about love and fears and birthdays and new beginnings
(@/marvel hire me <3)
#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#atsv pavitr#across the spiderverse#sandman#spider man fanart#comic#artoftheagni#mythic mumbattan au#inspired by the cover for spider man family business#it's so dynamic and for what!!#WOOOOOO anyway just gotta do some final editing on the birthday fic and then WE'RE HERE..... MMAU IS REAL..........#im so excited you guys. the amount of lore and stories and fun things i'm going to shower you with..... unreal#giving my baby boy what he needs (trauma pain suffering and a power up and a birthday party!!)#kalaripayattu pose is the horse stance. if you want to know#why can't i write FASTER GRR#anyway i believe in ghungroo supremacy. moon knight with his βi wear white so the bad guys see meβ well-#-pavitr's schtick is that he sounds like christmas when he approaches. get scared#new fic incoming in a few days.....
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The character belongs to @thelone-copper When I found out that Colt has a horse named Butters, I had to do it. This is just my guess and interpretation on Butter's appearance.
#welcome home#welcome home oc#Colt Cattlemen#welcome home fanart#I wanted to try a different approach on the lineart#If you hadn't noticed I really love horses; I have a whole book about horse breeds and other cool information about them#And also I wanted to draw a horse puppet
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*gasp* the terrifying yllz... plays the basketball!?!? π€―π€―π€―
According to some sources, yes.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen ning#wen qing#ask#I got this ask the same day the portrait comic was uploaded....I'm so sorry for the delay#wwx pictured here is trying to get people to play Approaching Horse with him#in which every time you *miss* the shot you get another letter of HORSE.#and when you complete the HORSE you have to run to the wall and back to outrun the approaching horse.#you have to keep describing HORSE hunting you down in more horrific and eldritch detail as players acquire letters.#Oh god this is Wen Qing's debut on this blog#Queen I'm so sorry
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Charge β‘οΈπβ‘οΈ
Horses in game don't really run, but nobody told Aisling and Little Brother. Or well, that group of Venatori is desperately trying to tell them, I'm sure.
@shivunin sent me this video of a horseback archer doing something absolutely amazing... And I couldn't resist. Got me thinking about horseback fighters Dalish, imagine a full charge. Painting deserts is so nice and soothing I should do it more.
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#inquisitor lavellan#dai#da fanart#dalish elves#bioware#mage lavellan#greypetrel#digital art#illustration#outside the ritual tower I think that the Western Approach is the map she enjoyed the most#her enemies enjoyed her a lot less#horses are hard to draw but still better than feet π#*cullen growing white hair in the background*
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dedue: animals don't like me. it must be my face
byleth "stop looking at me like that" eisner: I know exactly what you mean. let me help
#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#dedue molinaro#byleth#as a Horse Guy TM in irl I had no choice but to project that onto my byleth#horses tend to get nervous if you make direct eye contact and walk straight towards them bc they interpret it as aggression#some horses react more strongly than others. my horse didn't really give a shit but some of them freak out#one horse I worked with wouldn't let me get close at all unless I literally approached sideways and stared at a random point in the distanc#I think byleth learned all this as a kid bc he wanted to visit the horses but they didn't like the Byleth Eyes#so he figured it out and now he's really good at teaching horsemanship#anyway dedue ended up as a great knight in my AM run and I was So Fucking Proud Of Him#guy of all time you WILL have animals love you
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every time someone tries to make van gogh less weird and grody than he normally is a baby swan dies
#my art#clone high#van gogh clone high#clone high van gogh#jfgogh#I SUPPOSE. though if jfk approached him van gogh would simply scurry away or die cornered like an anxious horse
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There needs to be a distinct separation when referring to Clark and Konβs relationship and the Clex retcon in teen titans 03 (comics) and the young justice animated show so that I donβt have to see the same questions and arguments brought up every 2-3 business days
#I keep seeing incorrect information floating around in the tags and Iβm tired#the show is something else entirely#the retcon occurred in both yes but the approaches are completely different#especially when the show is used for peopleβs proof of Clark hating or disliking Kon#whereas in the comics Kon was withholding that information from Clark and Clark was worried about Kon hiding something from him#even when Kon attacked his team Clark was defending Kon when Bruce was talking shit#not wanting to constantly beat a dead horse but ugh#kon el
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I've been thinking Adaon today & the more I think about him the more sure I become that he's going to betray Kieran in twp. the friend of all is the friend of none etc etc
#him saying sorry to arawn as he dies & him becoming so close to the Seelie Queen so quickly#no matter what happens Adaon will be fine & remain on top#also like. what if he saw in kieran the same thing erec did#erec was threatened since his fate is so tightly tied to their father & therefore meant he was a threat to him too#so he tried to destroy kieran. to break him into nothing into something that was of no concern to anyone or anything#adaon took the other approach#he was kind. he gifted kieran a horse. he ensured that if something did happen he would be fine#that he would be remembered as a favourite brother#singular among 50#no wonder why he gets along with the Seelie Queen#this would be devastating btw. kieran always trusts even when he shouldn't :(#he always believes in true intentions and is surprised when he is tricked#never put him in another meeting with the Seelie Queen actually π hes not built for it#bella talks#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#adaon kingson#kieran kingson#kieran hunter#the dark artifices#tda#the wicked powers#twp#I was sick today so I had too much time on my hands π
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