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Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).
He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.
And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.
No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.
Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)
He needs to be quick.
Efficient.
Perfect.
And so he comes and goes like the wind.
Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.
Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.
He'd rather he never be late ever again.
It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...
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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.
"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.
Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.
He imagines hearing a clock ticking.
Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?
Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.
#kaeyachi randoms#kaeya#kaeya alberich#this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe?#kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it#kaeya cant stand being IDLE#get it? get it?#you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters#and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is#actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber#seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at#angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the#backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW#BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training#give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh#to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready#if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to#just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several#occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is#just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst#silly me ehe#oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day?#can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh#fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao#i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own#AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO#wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly#lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.
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Listen, G1deon may have fired up the barbie, but Jod fired up the Barbie
#TLT#the locked tomb#Gideon the Ninth#harrow the ninth#Nona the ninth#Alecto the ninth#scottie speaks#get it? get it?
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well. he certainly is the Lord of all Time
#get it? get it?#in the vein of 'the movie of all time'#doctor who#i'd ask if anyone has made this joke yet but it's super dumb so probably not#15th doctor#dw#the doctor#time lords
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Anyway
#still believe in pan Yang#PUNsexual#get it? get it?#not tagging cause I know I'll get A LOT of shit on me
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random thought but if your name were librariley that would be so cool
You’re right, nonny, but I couldn’t do it cause I’m a Sagittarius.
#get it? get it?#cause LIBRA riley#i’m a fucking legend when it comes to dad jokes#idc what you say#i’m actually patting myself on the back#that’s how proud I am#the librarian answers
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What kinda ropes does Undyne shoot then
watery ones
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neither good nor bad, but a secret third thing (casey jones)
#get it? get it?#cause of the good the bad and the casey jones#tmnt#2012 tmnt#casey jones#2012 casey jones
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It's simple, it's nothing special, but hey...
I was interested
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Just two bros chillin' and being absent-minded, ya know?
#based off the Stone Stwo meme#dumb jokes#ahhh the sillies#bros for life#aww man i'm so clever for this joke /j#get it? get it?#widget storybots#widget whatchamacallit#bang storybots#storybots#joke art#meme art#digital art#storybots oc
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sure, it’s a “heterosexual relationship” but, I mean, their characterization is extremely bi & aro/acespec , respectively. girlboss x malewife transcends gender.
#babylon 5#b5#for once it's not an incorrect quote#this post was originally about Delenn and John as well as Susan and Marcus#but at the end of the day#it’s about everything#john x delenn#ivanova x marcus#arospec#acespec#girlboss x malewife#get it? get it?#it /trans/cends /gender/!
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Ash: are you Lightning? 'Cause you're My Queen.
Rexx, just trying to finish his designs:
#get it? get it?#you get it#ash silverstone#rexx mcqueen#silverqueen#he enjoys the attention but he is. exhausted.#rainbow high#shadow high#mga entertainment#jasper screams
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canadian tuxedo with scene accessories call that emoricana
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Man it's a bit... CROWded here
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Heyyy guys..! been a while.. here’s some kinda old art !! stone guy what a guy
bright colours/ eyestrain warning vvvVv
prettty wacky yeah
#eyestrain#bright colors#bright colours#took around 40 mins!#sorry for not posting for ages my object show obsession is fading <\3#hfjone#hfjone fanart#tried Doing something more “abstracty” XD#get it? get it?#yeah#osc#osc fanart#stone hfjone#my art#digital art#one object show
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David Tennant has a lot of experience with weeping angels, it seems
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