#the gays are at it again my boys

[saints-helen]

Hehehehehe

:3

Cw: sex

(crepic sex scene everyone! Wooo! These two are So sweet with each other i couldn't Not write one.)

(anyway this can be seen as a continuation of This or just its own separate thing, you decide.)

(anyway enjoy!!)

They laid there together, a soft shaky gasp escaping cross with each curl of epic's fingers.

"There we go.. there we go, pretty thing, stars you sound Heavenly, don't you? Doing so good for me~"

This never got old for him, the soft rolling of cross's hips, his squirming, the breathy, quiet moans that would escape him, the flush on his face and his eyes squeezed shut, features scrunched up in pleasure as he tried so desperately to keep himself quiet, and oh.. how epic just Loved to make him fail.

"Epic.. epic- Ha~!"

His eyes flew open, and epic didn't even have to look down to see which spot he'd managed to hit, he could Feel it, feel it in the way he massaged it with his fingers, feel it in the way cross's body twitched and spasmed under his gentle touch, the jolt and Gasp he got when he pressed down and rubbed firmly against it.

"Epic- Epic~!"

And oh, yes, of course, he could hear it too~

"Ngh, ha~ ah~ hn-"

And there go his words, he Loved this part, it never got boring, the way cross tried so Hard to keep his melting mind intact, desperately pushing the mush epic had pleasured it into back into a shape that was vaguely brain-like, to see the clarity leave his eyes as they got hazy and teary, his voice more whine than word, and stars did it turn him On.

"What's wrong lover?" He pressed his fingers up and rubbed, resulting in a nice jolt and a sweet moan of his name - garbled, yes, but epic knew him well enough by now to know what he was trying to say "cat got your tongue?~"

He kept his voice teasing on purpose, cross liked being cooed at, but if he did it too soon then cross would just get embarrassed and push him away, oh no, epic would have none of that.

Not with such a pretty tempting lover right beneath him.

He changed the tempo of his movements, and was quite delighted to find cross had pushed his leg up against him and wrapped it around his side, his head thrown back and writhing side to side here and there.

God, epic wanted- no he Needed, to see him fully naked one day.

So god help him if he had to force feed cross his compliments and make him swallow to get him and his pretty, ravishing purple ecto in sight then well you Better call him a farmer the way he'll make sure cross is nice and stuffed before "slaughter".

"Aww.. is my pretty thing losing his mind because of me?" He all but cooed, his eyes lidded and his pupils basically hearts at this point as he gazed at and fingered cross.

"I'm sorry, but I'm enjoying this too much~" he winked at him, his cheeks beginning to hurt from smiling so much.

God, he loved cross so, so much.

Dear stars above, what this man does to him-

"Mmn.." cross beat weakly at him, as if to tell him to shut up, and epic's lovestruck gaze only deepened at the adorable gesture.

"Cute~"

"Hn.."

"Mm.."

He adjusted his position a bit, burying his face in cross's neck and just breathing him in for a few long, blissful moments, the movements of his hand not stilling as he just.. breathed.

He's always smelled so good, somehow it seemed even more so at times like these but, that was probably just the high of endorphins.

He could get high on cross any day of the week though, but he liked to savour moments like these, cross never liked to do this too often, usually because he needed a lot of recovery time afterwards, if not a few hours then a few days before he fully went back to normal.

Epic never complained though, oh no, the extra cuddle time made him Giddy.

"Cross..." He purred out, pressing soft kisses against his pretty, Pretty neck.

"I love you so much.. so so very much, i love you, I love you so much."

Cross only whined loudly in response, both arms coming up, claws out, to dig into epic's back.

"Sweet thing.. pretty thing, so pretty, being so good for me" he never knew what other words to use for him other than 'Pretty', he did it too much, he knew, should switch it up but there wasn't exactly anything else that fit him More.

"I love you" he repeated, the lilt in cross's voice showing he was getting close.

Eh, cross was never into Too deep penetration anyway, he'll sneak off when he's sleeping and take care of himself later.

"I love you" he repeated again, lifting his head from its heavenly, moaning pillow to rest it above his head instead, letting cross have a turn to hide his face

"Love you" he purred, the words cross was saying - if they could even be Described as words anymore - getting higher and higher in pitch as he moved.

He was quite insecure about it, actually, how high his voice could get, especially during sex, often trying to deepen in no matter the occasion, coughing to hide his "mistake" when he accidentally spoke in its true cadence.

Epic didn't get what the big deal was. Well, he Did, of course he did, cross told him, and even if he didn't it wouldn't have exactly been too hard to guess, but he thought it was actually rather nice.

He thought Everything about cross was nice, and he was quite proud of it, too, glad to be the one with the most correct opinion in any room he walked into.

Shame more people couldn't see it, oh well.

A problem for another day.

He murmured a few more soft praises as he pushed cross over the edge, feeling his body Jolt under his own as he cried out, his moans Breathy as epic closed his eyes and rubbed him through it.

Once cross has calmed down, he withdrew his fingers, wiping them on the bed (he needed to wash them anyway), and took a moment to admire cross.

"Aww, i love it when you get like this"

His eyes were dazed, tears sliding down his face as he, with great difficulty it seemed, turned his flushed face to look at epic, and epic couldn't help a small giggle at the scene.

"Aw, c'mere."

He cupped his cheek with the hand that wasn't inside him earlier (cross valued cleanliness quite a bit), and brought his own face closer to nuzzle against his with a content sound.

Cross liked it too, it seemed, as he also closed his eyes with a soft sigh, relaxing into the bed.

"Mm, i love you~" he sing-songed, not bothering to open his eyes to see what cross thought of that, ha, oh no, his lover couldn't even Think right now.

"Cute thing.. i love you~" he's parroting himself at this point but who cared? Certainly not him, and certainly not cross, who was too busy burying himself against epic's chest to think about much else.

"Mm.. cute thing"

He settled himself down as well, feeling blissfully content, he'd always found Cross's pleasure hotter anyway, and oh trust him, he had more than enough of this burned into his memory, all nice and safe for him to access later when cross wasn't there. (He got too embarrassed, when he heard what epic did when he thought of him, and epic wasn't too keen on getting a pillow thrown at his face again)

He sighed contently, throwing an arm across cross's chest and sliding one beneath his back, settling in with his pretty lover tucked against his neck, already dozing off.

God, he was so pretty, epic was so lucky.

Stars, he loved him so much.

[hansoeii]

Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

[lesbicosmos]

he's 123. he's 16. he's a sarcastic bitch. he's still coming to terms with being gay. he spent 73 years in hell. he read to a boy who was dying to make sure he wasn't alone. he's got a crow and a cat in love with him. he's in love with his best friend. he knows ancient aramaic. he doesn't know what a handjob is.

edwin payne the character you are.

[itseghost]

very straightforward redraw because this quest and this whole scene have been ON my mind.

[zira-draws]

COMPOSURE [impossible: failure] - ummmm.. uh.. she um...is she? huh??? what????

[linkedin-offficial]

been busy in the skies!

[cthulhum]

merlin was just a boy by the way. he was just a boy and all of that happened to him. just so u know.

[frankiebirds]

every day i think about elle and morgan going on vacation together and at least morgan wanting reid to come with. what were their intentions. were they bisexual in nature. also im also almost certain that this is the first time morgan calls reid "pretty boy" and it's while he's inviting him on vacation with him. it's 2005/2006 you cannot be this bisexual at your government job.

bonus:

yeah i think elle also wanted him to join them.

[skylee-spider-lillis]

Rip Charles Rowland we will never get to see you make Edwin a flustered mess.

Rip Charles Rowland we will never get to see you become a flustered mess yourself when you try making Edwin become a flustered mess.

Rip Edwin Payne we will never get to see you flirting back when you are more comfortable with your sexuality now and turning Charles into a flustered mess back.

Rip Charles Rowland we will never get to see you exploring your sexuality and realising you love Edwin.

Rip payneland we will never get to see you getting together.

Rip Crystal Palace we will never know how you will react to the two old-people-love-sick-teenagers Edwin and Charles.

[beetlebug---1]

Promptober day 15: crow 🐦‍⬛

[norgeant]

Golf stream ✅

Camera man Lando getting an absolute simping shot of max

Bonus Lando barking

*Cough* pup play *cough*

[cakewentmissing]

Scrabby explaining why the plot needs to have more angsty moments

[edwinisms]

it’s actually so wild to me that this fairly quirky YA type show gave both of its main characters deaths that can, in one way or another, solidly be considered hate crimes. they were both flat out murdered as a result of being A) gay and effeminate or B) brown (south asian, specifically) and you could argue whether or not those kids thought of it that way in the moment or whatever but the bottom line is that they would not have been in the situations that killed them if they weren’t of their respective minorities. like legitimately that is a ballsy choice for this kind of netflix show, let alone for the two Main Characters, and i respect it big time

[oxymoronicdumbass]

alas, the “literary genius as a kid” to “chronic ao3 user” pipeline claims yet another victim…

[jamandjazz]

There’s something about SE Hinton’s older brothers…

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3

good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.