Welcome to the archives. Here to make a statement?
Archivist - Roman Beck (they/them)
Archival Assistants - Herrison Black (he/him), Imelda Russo (she/her), Ryan Felding (he/they), and Tristan Belhiemer (she/he/they).
"Statement Begins..."
ARCHIVE KEY
Ask tag (general) - #statement taken
Ask tag (specific) - #statement of (name)
Incorrect Quotes - #corrupted files
Headcanons - #archivist's musings
Art - #artifacts room
Writing - #original statement
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Tw. Blog will have canon typical violence and disturbing content.
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The Eye goes by they/them pronouns and is the overseer of this blog.
Any questions, comments, or conversation is welcome, feel free to engage in any way you see fit, so long as it remains respectful and kind.
Enjoy your visit to The Alternate Archive.
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See now that I've given you ONE statement I definitely want to give you my other ones. And like. That's probably your Eye Vibes. And I /will/ be giving you another one. I'll just have to pick one out. If we're seeing eye to eye on this i am curious how you got into the Beholding business
How I first got the Eye's attention? No clue, looking back I've definitely had its attention since early childhood. How I knowingly became an avatar? That is a longer story, but one I'm willing to tell if people wish to hear it.
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
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- I’m not the child you once knew.
- No. That child would see you and run.
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Sam is organising some of their archived items one day, and tries on the Holy Fire glasses just as Castiel walks into the room. He tries not to freak out because now he can see that Cas is surrounded by floating, glowing eyes.
Sam takes the glasses off. Normal regular Cas.
Puts them back on. Eyes everywhere.
Cas looks over and sees Sam's strange expression, not knowing the glasses he's wearing have been treated with Holy Fire, and asks if he's okay.
Sam fumbles his way through a "Yeah- I'm uh- I'm fine."
While they're talking Sam notices that actually, only a handful of the eyes floating around Cas are open, looking at him, while the rest are closed.
But then Dean walks into the room.
Instantly all of Cas's glowing eyes snap open and follow his movement through the room. "Hey Sam, hey Cas," Dean greets, unaware of the eyes watching him.
"Hello, Dean," Cas replies, all the eyes squinting closed like a happy cat.
Sam watches with interest. "Cas?" he says.
Cas's physical body turns to him, but only a few of the eyes leave Dean. "Yes, Sam?"
"Nothing."
The eyes all return to Dean before Cas even finishes saying, "If you're sure."
..........Sam is unsurprised.
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