#the eye watches

[courttwoknee]

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[thefandomemma]

Jon in a dress!!!

Old men in dresses ♥

[the-alternate-archive]

Welcome to the archives. Here to make a statement?

Archivist - Roman Beck (they/them)

Archival Assistants - Herrison Black (he/him), Imelda Russo (she/her), Ryan Felding (he/they), and Tristan Belhiemer (she/he/they).

"Statement Begins..."

ARCHIVE KEY

Ask tag (general) - #statement taken

Ask tag (specific) - #statement of (name)

Incorrect Quotes - #corrupted files

Headcanons - #archivist's musings

Art - #artifacts room

Writing - #original statement

ARCHIVE RULES, POLICY, AND TRIGGER WARNINGS

Tw. Blog will have canon typical violence and disturbing content.

Any hateful discourse will not be entertained. This is a fan rp blog and should be treated as such.

Any statements made will be responded to in rp form. Otherwise please specify if you are speaking to an assistant, the archivist, or The Eye.

The Eye goes by they/them pronouns and is the overseer of this blog.

Any questions, comments, or conversation is welcome, feel free to engage in any way you see fit, so long as it remains respectful and kind.

Enjoy your visit to The Alternate Archive.

[theburninggalaxy]

See now that I've given you ONE statement I definitely want to give you my other ones. And like. That's probably your Eye Vibes. And I /will/ be giving you another one. I'll just have to pick one out. If we're seeing eye to eye on this i am curious how you got into the Beholding business

How I first got the Eye's attention? No clue, looking back I've definitely had its attention since early childhood. How I knowingly became an avatar? That is a longer story, but one I'm willing to tell if people wish to hear it.

[avantgardewhovian]

the distortion

nothing else. just the distortion.

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[jojaxcola]

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

[shiwden]

- I’m not the child you once knew.

- No. That child would see you and run.

[minart-was-taken]

One of those days

[dingledraw]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[thefandomemma]

My Elias as blue/purple hair and pronouns ♥

[hinamie]

ṇ̵̛̱͌̅̃͛̔o̴̮̓̀͂́̃_̴̛̲́s̷͈̋̈́̄̋͠ị̶͔̗̐͐̐̒̕g̵̛̱̘̣̑͂ņ̴̰͔̘͇̏̒̓̇͠͝a̸̜̥̩̭͋̌ḷ̶͔̖͗͋͛͛̃͆

[mintivee]

are you seeing this shit chucklefuck

[qifreyplushie]

can i see your necklace for a second, your highness? ^__^