#in this essay I will-

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[andyoullhearitagain]

I'm fine.

[rambunctioustoons]

different drum // the stone poneys 🎶

[effemimaniac]

The attraction towards forced feminisation by a large amount of prerealised trans women (known colloquially as "eggs") is a reflection and manifestation of the dominant narrative form of The Hero's Journey, in which the significant life-altering journey requiring great strength is at first compelled by an external agent tempting into the unknown, and must be met initially by Refusal of the Call.

[densewentz]

more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys

[rawr-mortgage]

liam being irrationally worried that he's done something wrong and asking if you're mad at him like:

[trafficlife]

i think i can say that in hermitcraft, joel is the protagonist of an isekai harem anime.

[bidokja]

a huge point in orv is the relationship between parents and their children, creators and their creations, writers and their stories, and i think we need to talk about how just as a child's parents cannot dictate who they become, just as god cannot rob humans of free will, just as a writer cannot control how their story is experienced, yoo joonghyuk is no less real just because he was created

[mettywiththenotes]

Thinking about Powder and Viktor and their creations

And how those creations lead them to...

[turtleblogatlast]

I still think about how Leo’s ideal day out for the fam’s venture into the Hidden City was basically just an effort to get some rest and relaxation because boy does he never get that ever.

[strangertheories]

Dustin is to Steddie as Max is to Ronance

[crowlixcx]

Aziraphale gives off serious only child energy whilst Crowley exudes middle child energy

[indashadows]

I have strong feelings about this scene

[silostosstuff]

Wylan having the "shut up and kiss me"-energy is the most Wylan thing ever

[brain-rot-hour]

"I'm so sorry. Were you waiting for me?"

[robotbeetle]

As much as I love the idea of bard Wyll or paladin Wyll post pact, I’m really surprised at the lack of fics depicting him becoming a ranger. I think it fits his story the most logically seeing how both hunter and monster slayer are subclasses of ranger and fit his archetype almost exactly. He’s basically been living the lifestyle of a ranger too seeing how he’s been surviving on his own in nature unwillingly for the past 7 years. Dude would be hella knowledgeable in survival and the wilderness after all that time. Also as the son of the marshal of the flaming fist, I assume lore wise he has some pretty adequate melee training. This dancer would definitely lean more towards finesse weapons too and guess what class specializes in those? Rangers. He really is just a ranger at this point, he just doesn’t know it yet.

And while Wyll definitely has the same level of devotion to justice as a Paladin does, i really don’t think he would take any life committing oaths after he just broke one. Paladins are known to adhere to a strict code of law as well and though Wyll has a strong moral compass he has a flexible view of good and evil. He’s able to make compromises that a paladin probably wouldn’t because he’s experienced first hand just how justice can’t always be served neatly with a bow. I mean I find it hard to imagine a lawfully good aligned paladin letting Durge killing Alfira slide as easily as Wyll did. Or getting on with a sharran and vampire as well as he does.

But alternatively I absolutely live for aus where Wyll becomes Ansur’s chosen and gets granted with draconic powers. Would that make him a warlock still? Or would that promote him to sorcerer? Anyways, he deserves it seeing how his storyline emphasizes that he is the heart of the gate. Plus he needs rehab from his previous toxic source of power.