#love the polite cat references but the capybara just feels perfect

[lousycapy]

People say Oscar is a cat, a quokka, a koala, but no. You’re all wrong. He is the capybara of the paddock, with equivalent status to the one it occupies in the animal reign. He is chill, unbothered, not necessarily outwardly friendly (he prefers to just sit there), but for some reason he has everyone wrapped around his dainty little finger.

The big bad caiman Max vibes with him, wouldn’t dare show his teeth because he’s great company. Princess mouse of the monégasque lands Charles offered adoption to ensure a bond through citizenship. The younger fluttery febrile birdy rookies flock to him for reassurance of entering a new environment, for a rock to anchor themselves on who’s also experienced this fire baptism recently. Lando with his catlike malice has bonded with him and sticks to his side for his listening ears and gentle directions.

Despite the chaotic friendships and hateships of the paddock, wether Oscar the capybara hangs out with George the deer or Max the caiman, at the end of the day he is just there to vibe which everyone respects and isn’t that beautiful.