#the drama guys

[myrablurple]

I honest to god wish I could creatively express plot points of Zurg and Aurora’s relationship as they grow closer and closer together before they become the couple I can’t stop drawing in writing or art form cause god their dynamic is so great in my head but all I can manage is info dump it on Discord 😂😭

Maybe one day I’ll grow the guts and share some of my writing on here or force myself to actually draw it besides the two pieces showing their backstory I’ve already done 😂

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[anna-scribbles]

take my hand. listen. adrinette exes. and marichat. (part 1)

(part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5)

[glassrooibos]

Everything stays right where you left it huh guys

[energ00n]

Old friend

Yes this is a few days after Insignificant

[stevenrogered]

9-1-1 7x04 | "Buck, Bothered and Bewildered"

[ceesmithblog]

Is somebody gonna match my nasty 😋🥰

Telegram:@prettycee07

[give-grian-rights]

they hit THE FUCKING PENTAGON. DREAM JUST USED THE R SLUR TO REFER TO TOMMYINNIT FANS

[tojisun]

still thinking about childhood best friend simon and that lake house

thinking about how simon is so forceful at pushing your boyfriend out. he’d wake up early in the morning and shoot you throngs of messages, things like if you wanted to take a morning walk with him, and take the dogs out or something.

and when you roll over, plucking your chiming phone from the nightstand, ignoring your boyfriend’s grumbling, you see simon’s messages and think nothing of them.

(simon would never—you told your man; you told him that simon’s just clingy because it’s been years since the two of you met again, that simon’s a good man.

“please trust me?” you whispered, and he had to hold back his glower because of course he trusts you.

it’s simon he doesn’t trust, but it’s not like he could say anything when your parents adore simon; when your mom pinches simon’s cheek before giving him extra servings, or when your dad claps simon on the back, telling him how he’s grown so tall and how he dearly remembers when you used to tower over simon back in your youths.

simon’s so woven into your family so how could your boyfriend ever say anything against him? he’s fucking royalty at this point—beloved by everyone.

even your nephews stare at simon with starry eyes more than they do their own dad.)

so you agree to every little outing that simon proposes—morning walks, drive to the local shops, going to liquor stores together, completing errands alone for your family.

you tried to include your boyfriend but simon and him never got along, and you just got so tired of of trying. this is your long-awaited vacation, so why the hell are you playing telephone with your two boys?

so you divided your attention then, with how the two of them are so stubborn when it came to you.

but—

simon knows you. he knows how to catch your attention.

so night dates with your boyfriend turned into a hangout with simon inviting himself in. he would always walk with you two to your room, crash in the bean bags and ask what would you all watch tonight. or he would tug you all to the family game room and make up a game that would end in you and him teaming up against your boyfriend. or he would propose a night swim in the shallow ends of the lake, and it’s always his shirt that he’d hand to you when you get chilly.

it’s these little things that add up; little things that you never really questioned because you grew up with simon, you grew up doing all of these with him, but—

simon’s different now. he’s a lot taller, a lot broader. he’s a lot more beautiful than you ever remembered.

and something in your chest unfurls, choking the threads of your rationalization—

oh god.

(simon walked in on your boyfriend packing his bags, his chest heaving and his eyes red with tears. and all simon ever tells him is, “y’need a ride?” because finally.

finally the motherfucker got the hint.)

[forgettable-au]

END OF CHAPTER ONE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 65-72)

* Time to put this puzzle together.

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: I’m a reverse necromancer!

Evan: Isn’t that just-

Regulus: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Barty. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Barty. Fuck you.

Barty:

Evan:

Barty, whispering: What happened to him?

Evan, whispering back: I think he saw James being nice to a girl in his class this morning and he got jealous

[keferon]

The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

[nothingbizzare]

Sillies being sillies

Also Yin yu third wheeling

[maxanor]

QUEER CHARACTERS IN PERIOD DRAMA TELEVISION → pre-twentieth century [insp]

[royalarchivist]

Fit: I have said this numerous times, and a lot of you know what I'm about to say: If I ever have children someday– if they are gay, I would love and accept them, if they are trans, I'd love and accept them, but if I found out that I had a child that browsed Reddit, or owned a Reddit account... Bye-bye! GOODBYE! Goodbye! Because if you're gay or trans, you can still be an outstanding member of society, but if you are a Redditor, all hope is fckin' lost instantly.

Fit: [Reading chat] "I can't believe Phil is banned in Fit's chat" Wait, is Philza a Redditor...? Are you telling me that my longtime friend has been a Redditor this entire time?

Fit: PAC IS TOO?! You know what– Guys... It's been a great stream– [Switches to his 'ending stream' screen] It's been a great stream, you know, I- I just– I need some time. I- the– Are you FCKING kidding me???

[edorazzi]

Page 45 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which the end of the world is delayed by a long-overdue family spat... ⚔️💢

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