#the crossover we never knew we needed

[nothingfromnowherenooneatall]

(To the tune of Papa Roach’s 2001 hit Last Resort)

🎵Cut my Life into Pieces!

This is my Cass Report!

Harm the nation, bad reading

Don’t give a fuck if I kill the trans children

This is my Cass Report!

Cut their lives into pieces,

This is the Cass Report

Harm the nation, bad reading

Don’t give a fuck if I kill the trans children,

Bad ethics and AI generation

We know its wrong, but we delight

In ruining trans kids lives.

This report is total shite

Your healthcare is not a right

And they’re contemplating s*icide

‘Cause we’re taking your rights, warping their minds

Cause someone paid me to spread some lies

Now we’re taking your rights, fucking your lives

Cause someone paid us to spread some lies

This is my Cass Report!🎵

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

I was reading Sea of Monsters (again) when I got to the part where the guinea pigs were turned back into men when suddenly I had an original thought!

There were lots of guinea pig pirates, you know.

And uh... Toby Stephens was a pirate, the great and dearly beloved Captain Flint.

So what I'm throwing around is... AU where Captain Flint got cursed to be a guinea pig with his crew or something like that?? Would be hilarious as a crack fic!

Furthermore:

Percy: Dad??? Captain Flint: I beg your pardon? Percy: ... Percy: ... oh wait nevermind-

[smowyashe]

BEHOLD THE GLORY

@capt-zjaybird

it is done (sideways bc... idk)

when i die i hope i get remembered as that one person who drew Elias as Elsa

[meekmedea]

hector dovecote has spent so much time haunting the narrative that it’s gotten me thinking anott it him properly joining the narrative (aka thinking about another time travel au)

hector: *appears*

kid!clemmie: dad?? when did you get here?

hector: …..

kid!clemmie: wait you’re not my dad

endymion, walking in: FATHER???

there is no guide for what to do when your dead (grand)father comes back to life. endymion is so confused. clemmie is on the case tho!

the troublesome trio has a plan! (no they don’t)

elsewhere, max ravinstill suddenly feels like he needs to be doing something morally good.

This idea is GOLD!

Also, "the troublesome trio has a plan! (no they don’t)" - that is so real haha. It pretty much sums them up.

Okay, I'm gonna assume Clemmie is also a time traveller here for later plot reasons.

Poor Hector is going through it. Not only does he now have a grown up son who he last saw at a super young age, he also has a granddaughter?!?

Also on an even more depressing note, his wife has long passed :(

The man is trying desperately to catch up to what he's missed since he died.

Meanwhile the troublesome trio who have all been staring back and forth between the Endymion & Hector. Because Hector is at the age he died, which isn't too far off from Endymion's current age.

Clemmie, tugging on her grandfather's arm: Grandfather, you have to go visit your friend! Felix, having caught on: Yeah, you should definitely visit my grand-uncle! Nia: He really misses you!

This derails into Hector being like, "Yeah okay. My friend's a bit dramatic, I wonder how Magnus is doing. I should check in on him."

It's June. Something on the TV is playing - a playback about the previous year's games and both Aelia and Endymion are scrambling to shut it off/change the channel before any of the trio are traumatized. Again.

Hector, confused and someone accidentally lets slip the existence of the Hunger Games, and he's like "THE WHAT!?!" (It was Felix)

After a quick rundown of the games, Hector is like, "Change of plans. I need to go visit the esteemed President right now."

Luckily for him, Hector doesn't need to make the trip – it's one of those rare days that Pres.Ravinstill has decided to pick up Felix. (Shh no favouritism here.)

Upon President Ravinstill's arrival:

Pres. Ravinstill wondering if he's hallucinating - he's seeing 2 Endymion Dovecotes? Oh boy, time for a visit to Dr. & Dr. Vickers.

Hector Dovecote, clearly vibrating with anger: President Ravinstill. Pres. Ravinstill: Hector! ♥️ (Yes, he recognized Hector solely based on his anger.) Hector Dovecote: *barely resisting the urge to commit murder* You. Idiot.

THE trio + the Dovecote parents are subjected to Hector tearing into Pres. Ravinstill for the games and like...the other atrocities that's happened since Hector's death.

Felix is like in awe and also a bit fearful, he has never seen anyone stand up like this against his grand-uncle. Dr. Gaul is a bit different, she doesn't exactly scream at the President that he's thirteen different types of idiocy.

Felix and Nia are side-eyeing Endymion and Clemmie. Silently, they agree to never, ever piss off Clemmie.

Later:

Dr. Gaul is baffled that Pres. Ravinstill just straight up took this person at their word that they were Hector Dovecote. Like don't you want proof first? A DNA test? Blood test? Like anything?

Pres. Ravinstill: No.

But when Hector comes around the Presidential estate because he's found something else to yell at Pres.Ravinstill about, Dr. Gaul is like - no yeah, I can see it now. But she still insists on at least 2 tests.

(Clemmie finds it disturbing that her grandfather refers to Dr. Gaul as 'Volumnia" and a 'semi-friend'.)

~~~~

Bonus #1

Hector Dovecote is eventually restored to life in the eyes of the law. As Hector Dovecote, yes, you heard me right, folks.

They spin some story about how he hasn't really been dead, just like in a coma or something.

Pres. Ravinstill said: Trust me, it'll work. / Hector was skeptical for good reason.

Those who are still alive from their generation are like: HUH?? But he looks so young.

Then there's the children.

Festus: Why does your grandfather look like that? Clemmie: *panicking* Felix: He moisturizes. Nia, at the same time as Felix: Dovecote genes.

THE trio have been sworn to secrecy about Hector Dovecote being alive this whole time. It's somehow the only secret they manage to keep lol.

Bonus #2:

Clemmie finally having someone to confide in about her time-travelling. After explaining things though, Hector is like even more horrified. Like what do you mean things get worse?

Clemmie, nervously watching Hector's expression: Hector, after nearly five minutes of silence: do you ... want me to get rid of him for you? (Yes, he's referring to Snow.) Clemmie: Grandfather!

[sarahandjuliesroadtrip]

Yes this happened! Gay Comics issue 24 featured none other than The Maxx, the story reportedly featured Sarah questioning her sexuality

[lukas-crying-heart]

For my mutuals who like Percy Jackson but hate the movies but who also like heathers

[rosetta-j-stone]

Today my Slovenian colleague introduced me to this little beauty

...Slovenian slang mastery, here I come : D

(it was in exchange for this btw)

[smowyashe]

ISTG I JUST READ ELIAS' NAME AS ELSA IT'S GONNA HAUNT ME FOREVER NOW

[mistressofthedark033]

@vodkafolie 💕

[kidcataldo]

I keep accidentally typing “Carla” instead of “Clara” in my doctor who wip

[ace-lemonade]

NEW ONE PIECE OPENING BY SEKAI NO OWARI!???!??!??

[teenagemutantninjafangirl]

um. what.

[computercreature]

ID: a Heathcliff comic that shows Heathcliff waving from his doorstep while the Cat in the Hat, Thing 1, and Thing 2 walk away from the house. Heathcliff is wearing a shirt that says "thing 3" and looks pleased. Two kids can be seen inside through the window, and one is saying "It's an honorary title." End ID

09/06/2024

[kid0rchid]

Yes, this is currently my pfp on discord. Yes, my brother shared this with me.

[eridanusart]

Pink haired telepath siblings. Yes

[hrtiu]

Not really Star Wars related, but is that a Dragon Age elven ruin in the background? Or has the brain rot become so deep I can see nothing else??

baby anakin picking flowers in the temple garden pond + has the lecture of a lifetime coming