#your son

[little-star-big-star]

”I’m Kier… your son…”

mom? I’m back. I’m okay now- are you ok?

-@little-star-big-star

The wardens eyes we're covered in a thick sculk while hurt and anger coursed through the immortal's body.

All the warden could see through passed was the man who she first made into the warden.

"... You... Why are you here. Are you seriously here to patronize me over and over again? You are just like your mother."

[wiirocku]

John 4:50 NKJV) - Jesus said to him, “Go your way; your son lives.” So the man believed the word that Jesus spoke to him, and he went his way.

[babygirl-but-a-boy]

A gift...

... a Failsafe

[sec0nd-breakfast]

JUMP UP, KICK BACK, WHIP AROUND AND SPIN 🤸‍♀️💪🔥🗣🔊🐱‍👤

[cas-coding]

what if i wrote a heartbreaking trans!dean fic where mary doesn’t recognize dean at first. what then

[lindyloosims]

They lost their cat to old age and little miss was distraught, so she gets a horse to cheer her up. Best daddy ever?

Meanwhile:

"Daddy where my horsey? Waaaahhhhh!" Little brother wants one too.

Daddy and uncle try to explain that he's too little to have a horse, but he has a counter argument!

"A pony then!"

And:

Little cousin is also feeling aggrieved, "How comes I no get horsey either?"

"Gimme a break! I'm your uncle, ask your own daddy to get you a horse kid!"

[alphie-in-the-sky]

[satansvoluptuousthighs]

@1chaosfox

[qwellterqustoinmark]

my brother is a pyromanic, iv seen him light a candle and poor oil into it so it hits the top of his roof. He's held a burning stick to the sky as the rest of the kids and I chanted for him. He's such a fucking idoit. He's going to have to try better to be a biggest idoit on the hill though that goses to our uncle Zack and mabye me but idk

That was related at all, anyway we live in but fuck nowhere on a highway I'm going to make shit I'm bored MOM

[insomniphic]

What's your take on Odysseus's trauma and recovery back in Ithaca?

*looks at all the comics I made*

Lol but really, I realistically expect it to be severely rocky. He’ll have good days, mostly bad days, but what keeps him grounded is of course his family, you know?

But imagine losing your entire fleet under your command...

...only to come back to an entire population of thousands of people, expecting that you will lead them.

What if he fails again?

[babygirl-but-a-boy]

[worldendercharles]

@neriumdelusion

my beautiful toxic mold spore

[unidentifiedgothamite]

duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?

jason: it's probably fingerstripes

dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay

tim: it's jason

steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder

cass: jason

damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently

jason: ya'll are trippin'

meanwhile...

clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?

bruce: hn, what date is it?

clark: um, may 12th?

bruce: then it's batcow

clark: what

bruce: did i stutter?

[drulalovescas]

I don't know what's funnier. that jack looks like dean and cas' love child. or that jack's jacket looks like dean's shirt and cas' trenchcoat love child

[greystend]

Batman, panicked by how much the villain knows about him and Jason, decides to infiltrate the Red Hood's gang with his Matches Malone's identity

Jason *oh shit he found out* : wtf wtf wtf is this a joke ? Are you making fun of me ???

Matches!Bruce *oh fuck he's even more unhinged than planned* : ... I don't understand, boss ?

Jason, struggling to find his words in way his men won't understand : you really thought I wouldn't recognize my own fa- urgh I mean genito- wait that not- hum, the guy that raised me ???

Matches!Bruce *wait oh shit the OG Matches Malone had a kid ???* : wait... *I don't even know his name!!* chum, I had to make sure it's really you, I wasn't sure, you understand ?

And then their relationship get better

except Jason is "argh I hate you but also you kinda made the effort of meeting me in my turf and also you didn't say anything about the killing so perhaps..."

and Bruce is like,"Oh shit I accidentally adopted the Red Hood, and also it's my fault his real father is dead, except he doesn't know that and must think Matches just abandoned him one day without any explanation. Also I should really figure out his name at some point"

[squishykitty825]

Robin!Dick: I truly believe water can solve all our problems.

Bruce: You think so, chum?

Dick: Mhm. Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Wanna have clear skin? Drink water. Tired of someone?

Dick pauses for dramatic effect.

Bruce, scrunching his brows in moderate confusion: How does drinking—

Dick with the most innocent smile on his face: Drown them