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One of the funniest superpowers would be super speed but no sped-up perception of time. You just take off running at the speed of light, can't see shit because you're faster than light around you, and slam dunk straight into a wall at lethal speed and die.
#this shoukd have been Flashes power#'what can you do?' hal askes and barry jist shakes his head#'im hear brcuses im a cop'#'ew'#'sorry. if i mlve to fast i have a chnace of explodeing'#batman#the guy flash
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homophobic vase said 'is anyone going to eat tha
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Batman was something, alright?
The way these criminals would be laughing to themselves as the night swallow the city, crime leaving its trace to the surface of Gotham. It's almost pathetic, really.
People needs to understand how the crime in this city works. If you're just a robber, a thug, any sort of cliche crimes, compared to the crime the Rogues Gallery had done, was something to be called unfair.
If anyone from outside Gotham thinks that being a criminal in Gotham was easier, then they're loud and wrong.
It's a common knowledge that whoever decided to be crazy enough to challenge this cursed city, must be out of their mind. I mean, look at the famous criminals here. All of them was either a madman, depressed people, or just straight up psychopath.
Because no one, none, would have the balls to face someone—something—made out of the shadow and despair of the city; Batman.
He's the hope. But at the same time, he's something much more unpredictable. Like a loyal knight who knows no boundaries, and only blindly do what Lady Gotham wished him to do.
The children—Robins—too was something. It was said that these children was Batman's own children. He birthed them, metaphorically and literally. No one knows how. They just know the fact that somehow, their Dark Knight was able to reproduce without any mate.
They just saw a fully grown child, and assumed that Batman birthed them.
The knowledge of this had increased after Red Hood and Nightwing. The vigilante of Blüdhaven had been calling Batman "mother" in Romanian language multiple times. Whilst Red Hood would just said the word "mum" before Batman appears behind him.
When Red Robin was out, he had also began calling Batman that terms. Almost every Robins, or the closest ones of Batman, calls him "mother". Something like that. Maybe except for the angry little new Robin and his sharp teeth.
They're not sure about the Batman. Who he is, or what he is. He was something. Crawling through the shadow of the skyscrapers, disappearing in the midst of darkness. Something else. Almost human, but not at the same time.
His gender was fluid. Something they couldn't decipher. Whilst his appearance was unique, almost otherworldly. With his strong physique that could easily be assumed to be someone who had give birth to more than five children. No eyes beneath the cowl. Maybe the white thing was his eyes.
But who knows? He's strange.
Very... Gothamite, per say.
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"Run to Danny!" new kids slang for go to safety?
Short DP/DC promp
The homeless kids in Gotham started something weird a few weeks ago.
Batman notice it, when he tries to help them against a gang and one of them screams: "get to Danny!"
They run, regroup and vanishe to there hideout.
He first thinks it's just some strange new slang, until he starts to question, what if Danny is a person or a place.
He need to investigate.
He is stunned almost frightened, when he sees Danny for the first time.
It happens in a cold night when he has to help some of the smaller kids, because some goon wants them to steal for him.
He brings them to there base.
Some of them started a fight with a bigger criminal group in Gotham. There are people with guns all around.
And the kids scream again:" get to Danny"
When the first gun shots fell, one of them screamed :"get Danny"
And Danny came.
A child between 12-15, thin, pale like death.
Strongest Meta ever seen in Gotham.
Probably not even really a meta, but something different.
But the kids love him, he keeps them save, they bring him food.
One of them helped him when he got to Gotham the first time, he is helping them now. Most think he is some sort of young demigod.
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*cradleding blorbo close to chest* I fucking hate you
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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"Why do u care about Ts so much?"
You fool. You iridescent fool. You walking into MY HOUSE and criticize MY FUNITURE???
#the toy soldier#my boy#my not-boy#my ?????#the mechanisms#the mechs band#its actually such a complex charter and i get sad when i see it babied#“it dosnt know what its doing!” it knows#it jist cant stop#thats its entier thing#its entier idea of self#of humanity#didnt matter#all it was for ages was something people could play with something people to gain from#it was made to replace a man it never knew#for a woman it coukd never love#it knows what its doing#the horror is that it cant stop even if it wants to
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Its interesting that most people interpret Melanie and Georgie as Jon's emotional support lesbians when Daisy and Basira actually liked him.
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thinking that Martin might not have had the chance to see how extensively Jon got fucked up by the unknowing (and the rib removals)(and the worms)(and the various stabbings) until they're stuck at the safehouse together. I'm guessing by the time they were letting visitors in at the hospital Jon had been bandaged to hell and back, probably?
More of the same:
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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD
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cool and normal things to say to your archival assistant
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Hate being an artist
"Quick warm up!" And im hunched over a wood pallet covered my blood. The limes siwlr and sing to me, my hands are raw with akin flayed. I sit on my knees before the thing that now stares woth heavy eyes and my first thought is "what the fuck"
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Random new hero: yeah Nightwing’s my role model, he’s so badass, you know? Always super chill.
Jason: that’s cool. Yesterday I missed Nightwing’s call and he accused me of hating him. So.
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On vacation🧳
#gunna be so real I tjought Jason wasn holding someones head to his chest#just took a random guy hostage#why?#idk im not jason#abue they looked at him funny
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"You're so silly!" Dick would say, this wide eyed, cute little kid doing backflips on top of The Riddler's tied up body. "So funky, sooo goofy!"
And Bruce would nod very solemnly. "Yes. We are so so silly. Now please help me defuse this active bomb, thank you, sweetheart."
And to this day, 'silly' has been embedded into Batman's vocabulary. Flash wants to stop an alien invasion by running circles around the space ship like a hedgehog? What a silly plan that absolutely won't work. Damian almost falls off a building trying to catch and domesticate a pigeon? Stop being so silly, Dami, before you hurt yourself. Jason literally dies? It's okay. It's okay. He was just being silly. Accidents happen. He'll come home soon, right as rain. He's always been silly like that.
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