#WAYNE GRETZKY
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pyladeshungover · 19 days ago
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thanks @sergeifyodorov for the absolutely iconic inspo post 😂
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i did the players in their team colours and because fedorov wasn't on the list i included his skates ❤️ also pride tape because fuck the nhl 😊
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sergeifyodorov · 1 year ago
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I love hockey because the widely-accepted Inner Circle Of Greats is a Saskatchewan farm boy, a suspiciously Soviet-friendly twink, a guy whose name translates to "the best," a bisexual with a mullet, a Russian laboratory experiment, The Beloved And Highly Favoured Child Of God, and two unrelated white boys named Connor
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stillfertile · 1 year ago
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It’s finally done
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The Jagr and Gretzky goodbye “handshake” as Gustav Klimt’s The Kiss !!!!!!
this took sooo fucking long and I havent painted anything like this before so it was a Learning Experience, tho it was really fun :3
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4axel4loop · 7 months ago
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"the task of being alive is a sacred one" / Book of Ancestors, Margaret Atwood
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literally-irreverent · 6 months ago
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"There are only seven types of stories" -Nick Miller (New Girl)
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celbrini · 14 days ago
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pick me
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nottodayjustin · 6 months ago
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June 3rd 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day
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annieqattheperipheral · 5 months ago
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omg we did it we got the answer. THIS is why nate and sid have never will never get engaged/married while still playing. if you ever wanted to know what its like to be nate's gf..
and on Jo: "definitely my favourite teammate I've ever had"🥹💕
His entire media time was excellent and the questions covered so many topics (sid, casey mitt's 3yr contract, cogs retirement, bedsy, how he votes for the Lindsay, who just called to congratulate him, etc)
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he revealed a fair bit about himself while answering, so loose n jokey smiley with the media all while pretty professional. honestly the best natemac media time ever??
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coolthingsguyslike · 1 month ago
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horsegirl · 6 months ago
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Gretzky by Warhol/Warhol diaries 9 June 1983
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thingsmk1120sayz · 10 months ago
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Wayne Gretzky on his Birthday
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sunshine-gumdrop · 2 months ago
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Lol I love people complimenting sid! Nevermind that's the hockey jesus...
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crosbyism · 5 months ago
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'it's not gay if it's Gretzky' 'first overall orgasm'
stoooooop I'm pissing myself laughing 😭😭😭
I would read it 💀
i need biz to be the most toxic man about having gay sex (while having gay sex) so bad. he would absolutely nut just from the CONCEPT of gretz putting the tip in
([podcast biz voice]: so you’re saying— wait. you’re saying ya wouldn’t let gretz put the tip in? if he asks— no i’m just sayin’— if he asks, you’re tellin’ him no? that’s WAYNE right there ya know! he’s the man! [whit, offscreen: yeah, i’m saying no, i don’t want a dick in my ass dude.] look i don’t give a shit if you’ve only slammed the hottest pussy in your life, you’re gonna let that man in when he comes knockin’, y’know. ain’t no one sayin’ no to that. [whit: i don’t know bout that biz] ‘ey besides. how many people can say they’ve had wayne gretzky’s dick in their ass, huh? who knows if he even does that with his wife. you don’t know. you might be the only person who’s ever had wayne gretzky’s dick in their ass)
anyway wayne has number one leading regretzkys about the whole hookup, especially because afterward biz somehow becomes MORE adoring and clingy and annoying in public, not less. which is :/. awkward for wayne. as the orgasm was about mid-tier and the rest of the experience was abysmal. it’s the only time in his life he’s ever had to pull out all the stops to make himself come faster so the whole experience could be over bc biz is terrible to have sex with if you’re a guy. outrageous internalised homophobia. (he’s also terrible to have sex with if you’re a woman but for entirely different reasons.) wayne had to fantasize about the green line for a hot minute there
also— someone tagged that post as gretznasty and like. truly ship name of all time, that’s exactly how biz sees it
(biz: i’m about to get gretznasty heeeey haha [smacks the back of his hand against wayne’s chest in a bro way while they’re walking up to the room]
wayne: :/ (is this is a mistake? hmm i’ll give it a shot)
wayne 15 mins later dick-deep in biz’s ass: (this was a mistake.))
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kentjohnson91 · 4 months ago
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NHL Memes Again But I DID NOT Make these ones
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offsidenewsco · 16 days ago
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"For the entire ‘80s and 90’s, only three different players won the Art Ross trophy for scoring lead: Gretzky, who won ten times; Lemieux, who won six times; and Jágr, who won five."
Read Part V of @sergeifyodorov's history of the #NHL here.
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andtodustwereturnoncemore · 5 months ago
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another thing about gretzky is that this "hockey robot" archetype the modern nhl push must be soo confusing for him bc he was literally having a fucking blast
gretzky had multiple side quests just doing fun shit and being on tv doing soap operas and dance shows
this no life, no soul, no personality stuff they do now is um... interesting
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