#WAYNE GRETZKY

[pyladeshungover]

thanks @sergeifyodorov for the absolutely iconic inspo post 😂

i did the players in their team colours and because fedorov wasn't on the list i included his skates ❤️ also pride tape because fuck the nhl 😊

[sergeifyodorov]

I love hockey because the widely-accepted Inner Circle Of Greats is a Saskatchewan farm boy, a suspiciously Soviet-friendly twink, a guy whose name translates to "the best," a bisexual with a mullet, a Russian laboratory experiment, The Beloved And Highly Favoured Child Of God, and two unrelated white boys named Connor

[nottodayjustin]

June 3rd 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[4axel4loop]

"the task of being alive is a sacred one" / Book of Ancestors, Margaret Atwood

[literally-irreverent]

"There are only seven types of stories" -Nick Miller (New Girl)

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[annieqattheperipheral]

omg we did it we got the answer. THIS is why nate and sid have never will never get engaged/married while still playing. if you ever wanted to know what its like to be nate's gf..

and on Jo: "definitely my favourite teammate I've ever had"🥹💕

His entire media time was excellent and the questions covered so many topics (sid, casey mitt's 3yr contract, cogs retirement, bedsy, how he votes for the Lindsay, who just called to congratulate him, etc)

he revealed a fair bit about himself while answering, so loose n jokey smiley with the media all while pretty professional. honestly the best natemac media time ever??

[coolthingsguyslike]

[horsegirl]

Gretzky by Warhol/Warhol diaries 9 June 1983

[maxz-b]

hockey memes part 12 out of ??? :)

[thingsmk1120sayz]

Wayne Gretzky on his Birthday

[nationalhammerleague]

Gretzky but with a hammer labeled "twink death" please

hitting wayne gretzky with hammer

[thornescratch]

I mean, bold of them to assume Ovechkin doesn't have a five goal game in him. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY:

A Semin, Gretzky, and Bettman trio has the potential for the weirdest goddamn buddy roadtrip movie ever.

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Lol I love people complimenting sid! Nevermind that's the hockey jesus...

[nottodayjustin]

November 25th 2024 best hockey tweet (s) of the day

[crosbyism]

'it's not gay if it's Gretzky' 'first overall orgasm'

stoooooop I'm pissing myself laughing 😭😭😭

I would read it 💀

i need biz to be the most toxic man about having gay sex (while having gay sex) so bad. he would absolutely nut just from the CONCEPT of gretz putting the tip in

([podcast biz voice]: so you’re saying— wait. you’re saying ya wouldn’t let gretz put the tip in? if he asks— no i’m just sayin’— if he asks, you’re tellin’ him no? that’s WAYNE right there ya know! he’s the man! [whit, offscreen: yeah, i’m saying no, i don’t want a dick in my ass dude.] look i don’t give a shit if you’ve only slammed the hottest pussy in your life, you’re gonna let that man in when he comes knockin’, y’know. ain’t no one sayin’ no to that. [whit: i don’t know bout that biz] ‘ey besides. how many people can say they’ve had wayne gretzky’s dick in their ass, huh? who knows if he even does that with his wife. you don’t know. you might be the only person who’s ever had wayne gretzky’s dick in their ass)

anyway wayne has number one leading regretzkys about the whole hookup, especially because afterward biz somehow becomes MORE adoring and clingy and annoying in public, not less. which is :/. awkward for wayne. as the orgasm was about mid-tier and the rest of the experience was abysmal. it’s the only time in his life he’s ever had to pull out all the stops to make himself come faster so the whole experience could be over bc biz is terrible to have sex with if you’re a guy. outrageous internalised homophobia. (he’s also terrible to have sex with if you’re a woman but for entirely different reasons.) wayne had to fantasize about the green line for a hot minute there

also— someone tagged that post as gretznasty and like. truly ship name of all time, that’s exactly how biz sees it

(biz: i’m about to get gretznasty heeeey haha [smacks the back of his hand against wayne’s chest in a bro way while they’re walking up to the room]

wayne: :/ (is this is a mistake? hmm i’ll give it a shot)

wayne 15 mins later dick-deep in biz’s ass: (this was a mistake.))

[kentjohnson91]

NHL Memes Again But I DID NOT Make these ones