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thanks @sergeifyodorov for the absolutely iconic inspo post 😂
i did the players in their team colours and because fedorov wasn't on the list i included his skates ❤️ also pride tape because fuck the nhl 😊
#nhl#embroidery#handcraft#mine#hockey#gordie howe#wayne gretzky#mario lemieux#jaromir jagr#alex ovechkin#sidney crosby#connor mcdavid#connor bedard#wg99#ml66#jj68#ao8#sc87#mc97#cb98
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I love hockey because the widely-accepted Inner Circle Of Greats is a Saskatchewan farm boy, a suspiciously Soviet-friendly twink, a guy whose name translates to "the best," a bisexual with a mullet, a Russian laboratory experiment, The Beloved And Highly Favoured Child Of God, and two unrelated white boys named Connor
#in order:#gordie howe#wayne gretzky#mario lemieux#jaromir jagr#alex ovechkin#sidney crosby#connor mcdavid#connor bedard
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It’s finally done
The Jagr and Gretzky goodbye “handshake” as Gustav Klimt’s The Kiss !!!!!!
this took sooo fucking long and I havent painted anything like this before so it was a Learning Experience, tho it was really fun :3
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"the task of being alive is a sacred one" / Book of Ancestors, Margaret Atwood
#me when hockey is about cycles & religion & everyone that came before you & everything that will come afterwards & love & love & love#well you know#the task of being alive is a sacred one!!#back on my bullshit sorry#wayne gretzky#oilers#sidney crosby#pens#alexander ovechkin#caps#leafs#jeremy swayman#patrice bergeron#bruins#avs#jeff carter#mike richards#hockey#nhl#web weaving#etc#tw injury#tw fighting
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"There are only seven types of stories" -Nick Miller (New Girl)
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#hockey poetry#kinda lol#hockey web weaving#alexander ovechkin#sidney crosby#tom wilson#brad marchand#henrik lundqvist#wayne gretzky#jaromir jagr#hockey shit#my nonsense#i considered making them all ovi tbh#no i am not calling willy a dog#also tho jupiter ascending voice#i love dogs ive always loved dogs#washington capitals
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pick me
#niamh texted me 'oh! graphic idea' n 10 mins later I was out of bed. 30 mins later here we are. im going back to bed now#nhl#wayne gretzky#sidney crosby#connor mcdavid#nhledit#kyle.graphics#connormcdavidedit
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June 3rd 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day
#hockey twitter#nhl#nhl hockey#hockey#stanley cup playoffs 2024#stanley cup#stanley cup playoffs#mitch marner#toronto maple leafs#wayne gretzky#tnt broadcast is superior
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omg we did it we got the answer. THIS is why nate and sid have never will never get engaged/married while still playing. if you ever wanted to know what its like to be nate's gf..
and on Jo: "definitely my favourite teammate I've ever had"🥹💕
His entire media time was excellent and the questions covered so many topics (sid, casey mitt's 3yr contract, cogs retirement, bedsy, how he votes for the Lindsay, who just called to congratulate him, etc)
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he revealed a fair bit about himself while answering, so loose n jokey smiley with the media all while pretty professional. honestly the best natemac media time ever??
#nhl awards 2024#nathan mackinnon#colorado avalanche#jonathan drouin#andrew cogliano#casey mittelstadt#jared bednar#Youtube#wayne gretzky#sidney crosby#tyson barrie#cale makar#avs lb
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Gretzky by Warhol/Warhol diaries 9 June 1983
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Wayne Gretzky on his Birthday
#Wayne Gretzky#hockey#Edmonton oilers#history#vintage#vintage hockey#hockey history#retro hockey#old time hockey#retro#1980s#1980s hockey#1970s#1970s hockey#1990s#1990s hockey
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Lol I love people complimenting sid! Nevermind that's the hockey jesus...
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'it's not gay if it's Gretzky' 'first overall orgasm'
stoooooop I'm pissing myself laughing 😭😭😭
I would read it 💀
i need biz to be the most toxic man about having gay sex (while having gay sex) so bad. he would absolutely nut just from the CONCEPT of gretz putting the tip in
([podcast biz voice]: so you’re saying— wait. you’re saying ya wouldn’t let gretz put the tip in? if he asks— no i’m just sayin’— if he asks, you’re tellin’ him no? that’s WAYNE right there ya know! he’s the man! [whit, offscreen: yeah, i’m saying no, i don’t want a dick in my ass dude.] look i don’t give a shit if you’ve only slammed the hottest pussy in your life, you’re gonna let that man in when he comes knockin’, y’know. ain’t no one sayin’ no to that. [whit: i don’t know bout that biz] ‘ey besides. how many people can say they’ve had wayne gretzky’s dick in their ass, huh? who knows if he even does that with his wife. you don’t know. you might be the only person who’s ever had wayne gretzky’s dick in their ass)
anyway wayne has number one leading regretzkys about the whole hookup, especially because afterward biz somehow becomes MORE adoring and clingy and annoying in public, not less. which is :/. awkward for wayne. as the orgasm was about mid-tier and the rest of the experience was abysmal. it’s the only time in his life he’s ever had to pull out all the stops to make himself come faster so the whole experience could be over bc biz is terrible to have sex with if you’re a guy. outrageous internalised homophobia. (he’s also terrible to have sex with if you’re a woman but for entirely different reasons.) wayne had to fantasize about the green line for a hot minute there
also— someone tagged that post as gretznasty and like. truly ship name of all time, that’s exactly how biz sees it
(biz: i’m about to get gretznasty heeeey haha [smacks the back of his hand against wayne’s chest in a bro way while they’re walking up to the room]
wayne: :/ (is this is a mistake? hmm i’ll give it a shot)
wayne 15 mins later dick-deep in biz’s ass: (this was a mistake.))
#cockhungry toxic internalised homophobia biz when#bizgretzky#gretznasty#sorry this is the funniest best crack shop of all time i love it#wayne gretzky#paul biznasty#kookanswers#anon
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NHL Memes Again But I DID NOT Make these ones
#nhl#nhl memes#eric staal#jordan staal#jeremy swayman#boston bruins#jaromir jagr#wayne gretzky#marc andre fleury#mitch marner#jack hughes#connor bedard#connor mcdavid#trevor zegras
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"For the entire ‘80s and 90’s, only three different players won the Art Ross trophy for scoring lead: Gretzky, who won ten times; Lemieux, who won six times; and Jágr, who won five."
Read Part V of @sergeifyodorov's history of the #NHL here.
#HOCKEY HISTORY#NHL#NHL HISTORY#PITTSBURGH PENGUINS#NHL EXPANSION#JAROMÍR JÁGR#WAYNE GRETZKY#MARIO LEMIEUX#SAN JOSE SHARKS#PAVEL BURE#IGOR LARIONOV#SERGEI FEDOROV#OTTAWA SENATORS#TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING#STEVE YZERMAN#DETROIT RED WINGS#SLAVA FETISOV#NEW YORK RANGERS#MARK MESSIER#MIGHTY DUCKS#ANAHEIM DUCKSFLORIDA PANTHERS#MINNESOTA NORTH STARS#DALLAS STARS#QUEBEC NORDIQUES#ERIC LINDROS#NASHVILLE PREDATORS#MARTIN BRODEUR#DOMINIK HASEK#PATRICK ROY#COLORADO AVALANCHE
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another thing about gretzky is that this "hockey robot" archetype the modern nhl push must be soo confusing for him bc he was literally having a fucking blast
gretzky had multiple side quests just doing fun shit and being on tv doing soap operas and dance shows
this no life, no soul, no personality stuff they do now is um... interesting
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