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Aaaaa yay, you updated for Linked Universe again! đ And right when the hyperfixation was coming back for me, too đÂ
I was looking over your posts for LU, and if you donât mind, Iâd love to share some of my own random thoughts with you! I hope thatâs okay đđ
After I read your âHumans aren't just round-eared Hylians?â post I have had,, many thoughts đ One random difference between humans and Hylians I thought about was the possibilities of varying strength,,, You briefly mentioned how Hylians seemed lighter than they seemed to Guide!Reader, and let me tell you, it was such a small detail, but I was transFIXED. I have this image of humans/Guide!Reader just being naturally stronger than the average Hylians - and it made me think of scenarios of the Reader just effortlessly hauling around two Links on their shoulders like sacks of potatoes- And them also picking up things that are supposed to be really heavy with ease! Like, Four would make a longsword, and Reader picks it up out of curiosity, expecting it to be really heavy, but itâs actually not that bad?? (Four in the background: đ§)
If the Reader is already pretty strong (and maybe even has a profession in fighting, like a boxer or something,, [I might be projecting slightlyâ]), then ooo đ I can see there being this one time where a bunch of monsters ambush the Chain, and as everyone is fighting with the Reader giving them advice and whatnot, a Lizalfos managed to slip past everyone and sprint towards the Reader to attack them. The others are panicking because they wonât be able to reach the monster in time, but just as the Lizalfos raised its sword, one single punch from the Reader sent it flying back into the fray, knocking it into a Moblin. Reader is just standing there with their fist still in the air like âđïžđđïž h u h ⊠whY ARE YOU GUYS STARING, YOUâRE STILL FIGHTINGââ
In your newest post about the Guide!Readerâs voice, you mentioned how some entities could hear them, and I donât know if he would, but I think itâd be kinda funny if Ganon and all of his other reincarnations could hear the Reader talking to Link- Iâm not sure if he remembers his past lives, but if he does and hears/recognises Readerâs voice, I love the image of him thinking âOh god, THIS guy again??â Because Reader WILL clown on him-
Dehydrated Ganondorf: *insert evil monologue here*
Guide!Reader: Uh-huh, sure, bold words for someone whose skin looks like a prehistoric riverbed. :|
Sage: *w he eze*
As I was writing all this, I had to think to myself, âHuh,, Guide!Reader doesnât die when they fall into lava, arenât really affected by harsher temperatures and winds, and also can swim against strong currents. Theyâre environment-resistant basically. But thereâs bound to be at least one weakness to it all, right?â I did come up with said weakness, and I think itâs kinda basic, BUT one idea I had was that because Guide!Reader is so resistant to the natural elements of Hyrule, they are conversely quite weak to unnatural causes in turn. If they get injured, say they get cut with a knife by a Bokoblin, then that wound would take much longer to heal than it should. Any injuries that the Reader sustains in Hyrule are harder to heal (which I feel like could make some interesting angst,, đ); their injuries would take more magic to completely heal them, or have more healing potions to drink. I also thought of the Reader being very vulnerable to any sort of poison- Like, if they get a pinch or two (or three) of strong poison in their system, they get knocked out for like two days đÂ
So basically, Guide!Reader is very resistant to the environment, possibly quite strong, but does not have any good constitution,,
[On another note, maybe itâs just a me thing, but I personally love the thought of Wind looking up to the Reader as like a big brother figure,,]
And also!! Happy birthday!! đ„łđ„łđ As a way of procrastination, Iâve been compiling memes with Guide!Reader and the Chain because the brain rot is hitting HARD,, I can share it with you in the future if you like! /gen /pos And sorry if this is such a long post dkjfgndf-
NOT SOMEONE BEING HAPPY I UPDATED UwU
ur ideas, ur compliments, ur bday wishes, etc. hitting me like^^
Sun: Masc!Reader (he/him) this will be default unless ppl specify otherwise! , Guide!Reader, Boxer/Martial Artist!Reader
Orbit: Headcanons-ish
Stars: Most Links of the Chain mentioned + Sage (Totk Link)! No focus/centric Link
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: light cussing, & Trigger Warnings: none known.
Please comment if I missed any. /gen
In reference to This Post! Wait, Humans Arenât just Round-Eared Hylians??
YOUR BRAIN>>>????!!!
This was such a yummy treat tysm for this, sharing is caring đ«¶
I absolutely think Humans could be 10x stronger than Hylians, I mean if we base everything abt their universe off of Link weighing ~8 apples lmao
that means swords, armor, broadswords/claymores, battle axes, huge shields, if those weigh abt like fake swords/wooden ones back on earth to us, then i cant even imagine what canons/horses/tree trunks/boulders weigh đ
like props on a stage weight rather than the real thing lmao
No but how many Links can you fit in one carry??
ok u got a heavier Link on your back, like Time, Twi or Wars, then Four/Wind/Hyrule/Legend (yes heâs light/smaller side, tho he may deny) in ur arms like one Link per arm, maybe 3 Links if you can like wrap ur arms around them
so like 4 Links total? well, Wind or Four r so light/small one could possibly ride on ur shoulders, so 5 LMAO??? that's like half the Chain already AHALJFAfJLL-
on another note,
I LOVEEE ganon being able to hear Guide Reader bc spent too long around them, also i originally based that off of characters whoâve shown they're meta/highly magical kinda (esp the meta part where they may have directly addressed players/broke 4th wall)
No bc Ganon would just be SO fed up by like, Wildâs time, it would literally be EXACTLY like what u said Iâd imagine:
(u just playing the game and not realizing until later they can hear you)
Ganon: âugh that blonde twink again, god when will this plan actually work-?!â
You: âeyyy, Ganon! omg, whyâs he?? Hot??? damn, botw best ganon version frâ
Ganon: âyou know what maybe you should just kill me right now, hero Link.â
(the thought of Ganon never being able to escape ur voice whenever Link was near him bc u didnt have a body to fight/kill, and instead he just had to deal with ur comments is SENDING ME)
changing subjects again sorry
YES!! that's the weakness/drawback I was thinking abt for Humans in Hyrule, while yes their environment isn't that effective on us, (i like to use âinside a video gameâ as the reason bc i think its neat)
humans are notoriously fragile in our own world already - we get sick, we get acid-reflux/throw up from bad food/food poisoning, etc.
so it makes sense weâd be more sensitive to this new environment, but even if we got adjusted,
weâre more external-proof, not internal-proof
(u know that's another reason why it works for Hylians and not Humans, we arenât automatically healed by food, but their world does, and even in botw/totk when u have âdubiousâ food, its never inedible, its just useless to eat, so technically Hylians can kind of eat most anything off of that logic, like there is no such thing as âbad foodâ for them)
and u could take this either way tbh,
like weâre either entirely resistant to magic/dont take to it well bc our world didnt have it so potions/fairies don't work and we have to heal naturally
or just yeah, its like ur in a new country tbh, new germs/nature/food/etc. and u def cant guarantee u wont get a little sick from that
this would definitely include genuine poison!
bro the amount of WORRY the Links would feel after realizing the human guide guy whoâs physically here now can barely handle their food??
Wildâs making a thorough list of what foods work for you and what don't, like safe foods to go back on, including recipes,
the way Time/Wars would absolutely be willing to take little detours/stop by towns more to make sure you have the right food you can eat,
and even tho Wildâs cooking, Sage is constantly testing for poison, like the dish itself, the herbs/plants, every ingredient needs to be extra safe even by Hylian standards (like not eating adventurous stuff like pufferfish or smth that could possibly have poison if cooked wrong/not enough etc)
that is to say, even if Wild makes a new recipe/other meal, he always has a backup safe meal to give you instead on those nights, and just way too many in general (yes he knows it doesn't buff ur health but he cant help his Hylians instincts to stuff the hurt personâs face with food ok??)
Hyrule! Is!! Losing!!! It!!!!
he has all the healing magic in the world and the one man he wants to help the most, for keeping him from being lonely on his adventure/looking out for him/being on his side no matter what, now he finds out he canât even help them??
mans would literally keep trying to heal u til heâs drained it all out to just try and get the wound to close, if u didnt stop him
U get injured for the first time, and while a bruise/cut taking weeks to heal (depending on how bad) is normal to you, Hyrule + lowkey everyone is Freaking Out
Wounds DO NOT take weeks to heal?? They take hours at most??? Dude, are you dying-
(Wind got elbowed for that one, purely bc he voiced Sky/Hyrule/Wild/Twi paranoia out loud lol)
that is going with the version ur mostly unaffected by magic, but u could also do the human thing where we get adjusted to things over time (at least more than nothing), including food/sickness
The way All the Links just surround you or outright donât let you come into crowded parts of town so ur poor immune system wont make u sick again đ
on the bright side they'd all get rlly good at preventative measures like this, and taking care of sick you lol
(yes, u bribed Wind to get little bro cuddles when ur sick, it wasn't hard, he sees u as the most genuine bigger bro probably bc ur likely hte most affectionate out of all the Links)
(should I get into cultural differences between humans/hylians like humans being more openly cuddly/affectionate? like how in humans are space orcs fandom they acknowledge its unusual for us to âpackbondâ so easily to so many different species? and how this could possibly apply to not only Hylians but any Friend-shaped creatures across the Hyrules?? ..nah. Iâll save that for another post)
AND YES!! feel free to shoot rambles/thoughts/not even requests my way! Id love to talk abt it or just post it for the world to marvel at too lol
ohh mY God;; YOU HAVE MEMES FOR THIS?? PLEASEEEE SHOW ME????
thank you for this, srsly /pos
Peace out,
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#linked universe x reader#lu x reader#male reader#lu x male reader#linked universe reader#link x reader#loz link x reader#linked universe male reader#sinks my teeth into ur ask like a chew toy and shakes it around in excitement#on all fours like a rapid dog#ive reread this like idek how many times#anyway pls always send me stuff i love this AU#humans are not hylians au
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Rereading the early Guild Arc is incredible because it's Fukuzawa and Mori engaging in viciously nasty and personal threats to one another's closest loved ones and allies that wildly escalates beyond their implicitly agreed upon tension, which comes to a head because Dazai petulantly mischaracterizes Mori as pathologically mathematical (because he isn't over that Mori could do what he did to Dazai) and intentionally triggers the paranoia and obsessive compulsive betrayal sensitivity that he'd clocked in Mori at fifteen, causing Mori to irrationally lash out and release Q (and then self flagellate because the consequences of this were wildly amplified by the Guild's seizure of Q), by which point Dazai realizes he'd gone too far and now has to get Ango hit by a car about it.
And Francis is just like. There.
(He's also going through it, but because Louisa isn't in underground son protection jail like Ranpo or hashing out unresolved grief like Dazai and Mori, she's keeping Francis rational with decision trees and focused tasks within the realm of his control.)
This is why there's a chapter called "The Conflict of Strategies." The Strategy of Conflicts by Thomas Schelling is about coordination between mutually dependent parties in conflicts. Unlike zero-sum games (in which one person's gain is equivalent to another's loss), mutually dependent parties rely on each other and so can't draw blood without harming themselves in the process.
The Agency and the Port Mafia are both pillars maintaining Yokohama's tenuous stability; if one falls, the whole city could devolve into a warzone. Thus, their mutual dependence is part of the logical structure of any strategy and demands some kind of collaboration or mutual accommodation, even if only in the avoidance of mutual disaster.
Mori often uses a strategy of irrationality, i.e. he acts volatile and whimsically sociopathic, where he's actually very controlled and rational, which Dazai knows. But, as Dazai reveals to Mori's horror in Fifteen, Dazai also knows where Mori is vulnerable to emotional provocation. This is because Mori, like everyone else, isn't completely rational or completely irrational; it's not a one-dimensional scale. But, "everyone else" includes Dazai.
Dazai characterizes Mori as a math equation because he's still reeling from the betrayal he feels over Mori sacrificing Oda despite knowing how much Dazai loved Oda, and despite Mori knowing it would drive Dazai away from himâ because he and Mori also love each other. Even though Dazai probably understands logically that Mori made the decision despite his love for Dazai (and not in the absence of it) because Mimic was an existential threat on Yokohama, Dazai cannot shake the irrational and emotional thought, "If you could do that to me, of all people, you really are as coldly logical as a math equation."
This is irrational because Dazai knows that's not true; he demonstrated in Fifteen that he knows that Mori is terrified of, more than anything else, chaos, and that the threat of chaos is enough to trigger Mori into decisions he does not want to make and otherwise would not make. That's what he was trying to do in Mori's office in the first chapter of Fifteenâ goad Mori into killing him by invoking a fear response.
But, Dazai is hurt and so he treats Mori as coldly rational and approaches him with vicious disregard for Mori's betrayal sensitivity, loneliness, and fear by taking Kouyou and leveraging Kyouka to keep Kouyou from returning to Mori. Mori, having lost Kyouka and thus Kouyou's incentive for staying in the Port Mafia, was already afraid he'd lost Kouyou's loyalty and supportâ and she's one of the four people he depends on. He also depends on Dazai, and although he's aware he drove Dazai away, that still hurts him. Further, Dazai demonstrating that he can and will use what he knows about Mori against him is terrifying to Mori because Dazai is one of the very few people capable of emotionally manipulating Mori. Dazai has Mori's nerves pinched between his fingers while telling Atsushi it's just an electrical wire.
Anyway, then Q is seized, hundreds of Port Mafia members and affiliates are killed, and Mori is wracked with shame and the fear that he behaved like the old boss. That's why Hirotsu and Chuuya are so gentle with him, and why, despite their agreement that Kouyou would stay with Dazai until Dazai saved Kyouka, Dazai asks her to return to Mori. It's also why the Agency and Port Mafia call a truce to collaborate against the Guild, without blaming Mori for what happened. They forgive because the cost of fighting is, as just demonstrated, too high, but also, they recognize that the escalation was mutually cultivated.
It's also why, at the very end, Mori asks Kouyou why she stays when she could leave. He knows he doesn't have Kyouka anymore, and he's still grappling with his guilt for those entrusted to his care that were killed because of his lapse in rationality. But, Kouyou assures him that this is a version of the Port Mafia she wants to protect. Because, even as Mori was spiraling and releasing Q, Kouyou was realizing that, unlike what happened to her, Kyouka could leave and decide for herself where and with whom she feels safe and has purpose. She could do that because Mori and the Agency have helped to create spaces and community and stability where there wasn't before. He's helped create a world where Kyouka can be a flower born in darkness and yet still make the choice to bloom in the light without being rejected or burned by it.
(And also because Kyouka left, and Mori didn't go after her to force Kouyou to stay. Because he would never do that.)
She wants to nurture that world with him, and she trusts him. The conflict may have escalated, but as soon as the cost was felt by the city and their own people, the Port Mafia and Agency were able to mutually deescalate and collaborate to contain the chaos and defuse it before it spread.
Mori isn't the old boss, and the humanity and love in him is reflected in his stewardship of their city. His humanity and love also mean he's capable of being hurt and will sometimes act emotionally and irrationally. But, it's okay for him to not always be rational; that's why Kouyou and Chuuya (and Hirotsu, who was goddamn MVP in the Guild Arc) are there to support him.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd mori#sorry ive been in the game theory sauce and Sarah and I reread the guild arc last night#and UGH i love mori that's my wife#hirotsu is like quietly always looking out for mori chuuya and dazai#those are his beloved boys who love each other so much theyre stupid about it. but that's okay. that's what hirotsu is for#(this is what community and friendship and support networks are for. creating space for us to be human.)
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I kind of ended up w a small pile of Hatake ocs and lore to fill the early konoha timeline void, and a big thing is like. They all die to preserve the narrative. A lot of them very young bc again, made to fill the time line, so logically, there had to be some Hatake kids/teenagers who met an unfortunate end.
So I'm kinda sitting here considering a 4 part fic where each chapter revolves around a specific Hatake and their inevitable death, w maybe a bonus chapter at the end being about Sakumo
"Death of the Wolves," the unfortunate end of the Hatake's, told in 4 parts
The Hatake's helped set the Konoha standard rule of "a team can only be made up of so many % of one clan" (with special exceptions) after a large chunk of them got sent on a mission together bc of their specializations and all wound up dead, wiping out a solid 90% of the clan in one night.
Actually, expanding on that bc the tragedy is so good -> I already established that in my time line, the Hatake head, Haruka (Sakumo's mother, Tobirama and Hashirama's aunt) died under a week after Tobirama's death, and she would have lead that failed mission. Does that mean one of Hiruzen's first acts as war time Hokage resulted in the accidental slaughter of his beloved dead Sensei's mother's clan? That's amazing actually, so much drama there. I bet him Danzo and Kagami argued like crazy after that monumental fuck up, probably went on to define how he feels ab being Hokage / what that entails. Fun times!
Anyways, I'd also be very interested in exploring early konoha politics n stuff. Especially from the multiple views of not the people in charge of making the village but the ones who are living in it. The view from the ground up, instead of looking down from the tower. The younger generations being brought to this new village, going from their isolated clan lands to suddenly being surrounded by others their age from different clans, possible for the first time ever depending on their age and their clans level of secrecy.
Also, I really wanna poke at the outsider pov of Madara and other foundersâ but mostly Madara bc I find his downfall very fun to think about, especially from the POV of someone not in his clan.
I'm so in love w the take of the Hatake's being fond of Madara bc "he'd make a very good Hatake." Something about the two tropes of the Uchiha being a clan that loves love and the Hatake being a clan w similar values when it comes to family and loyalty just meshes so well.
Comedy moment where Haruka is weirdly insistent on Madara potentially marrying into the clan, not even for the politics or anything but specifically bc she NEEDS a cute squishy Hatake baby with his massive hair. She NEEDS IT, MADARA.
Anyways also just the early konoha inter clan drama but like. From the eyes of the clan kids. The Uchiha kids seem to be having some sort of terf war with the Senjuâ but it was interrupted by the Hyuuga, and now the Senju and Uchiha kids are somehow banding together against the Hyuuga? But oh no now the Nara kids are teaming up w the Hyuuga, and the Hatake kid (singular bc there's literally only like 1) seems to have an actual blood feud going on with the Hyuuga clan heirâ but the older Hatake teenagers are fond of the Hyuuga's baby clan heir so it's just a mess. All the clan drama but with none of the tragedy bc everyone involved is a child.
Meanwhile the older clan members are somehow bonding over their children's fights bc they're all struggling to pull them away, or going "what the fuck do you mean you teamed up with the SENJU??" Then sharing a disbelieving Look(tm) w the opposing Senju's parents before realizing what they just did and having a crisis of faith ab it
Meanwhile the teenagers are having a wonderful time, especially those from smaller more isolated clans like the Hatake. There's so much romantic drama, there's probably a whole shinobi soap opera happening in that direction. Hormonal shinobi teenagers from opposing clans just got dropped into the same dating pool it's gonna be a MESSSS.
Even funnier if you take crumbs from my senju weed empire au and like. Some of these clans regularly smoke n stuff. Meanwhile other clans have never touched a psychedelic in their life. Some are especially vulnerable to drugs due to heightened senses (Orochi, Inuzuka, Hatake) while others have been smoking since they were younger and have an insane tolerance and very much distorted views of a reasonable amount of weed to smoke (Senju, Nara, Shiranui) There is no way in hell that goes well. Someone is going to get fucked up in a MAJOR way.
Well-intentioned Nara accidentally gets a bunch of dog wired guys and one snake high out of their fucking minds, the high lasts a full week for some of them and one sometimes wonders if they ever really came down from it
Anyways I got a bit off track but yeah! Early Konoha fic that revolves around the daily lives of differently aged Hatake ocs, taking a look from different angles of Konoha and all the silly clan drama and daily lives of an early Konoha shinobiâ each chapter being different degrees of generally lighthearted, but ending in the Hatake's death. The fact that each Hatake is in with a different crowd and is a different age would make it even more fun and easier to explore the different layers Konoha has to offer! It's for sure on my list of things I wanna write
(Also I'd really love to have it just so I can point to it as a good introduction for my Hatake ocs. I love tricking people into learning ab my ocs it's great)
#my current favorite of the hatake ocs to think ab is the twins I originally tossed in as a throw away line in ome step three steps#Ive mapped out a lot for them actually#They're besties w a Nara and the trio of them are like little lackeys to the Hyuuga heir#but like. Only bc its funny.#The Hyuuga heir is like half their height and only 2 quarters their age and they think it's hilarious to go#âYes boss of course boss u know I love u more than anyone (including my clan) boss đ„șâ#âUncooth Hatake dogsâ âwoof <3â#the hyuuga heir is also the one w mad beef with Ichigo#and also they get to die young too bc I dont like making ocs that actually alter canon#i prefer making ocs that just fill the void and leave everything canon compliant#so the heir gets to die like a week before theyre supposed to become clan head#and their younger sibling takes the cake instead and is left with MAJOR complexes bc of it <3#oh also the Hatake twins Nara bestie dies with them#its very fun I promise#The Nara's last words are smthn alomg the lines of âI always knew you lunatics would get me killedâ (affectionatley)#then they do a suicide run or smthn and fight to their lasy breaths yayyy drama#birds fic talk#hatake ocs#hatake oc#hatake clan lore#hatake clan#hatake#naruto#hatake sakumo#uchiha madara#hatake lore#naruto founders#konoha founders#konoha#naruto au
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Day 5: I think everyone should love and cherish Mr. Bones from Origins SMP
#manifold may#jack is going to gnaw on mr bonesâ femur like a dog#I wouldnât put it past him since he can eat like everything due to being a blaze#and he always loses all his good food by dying a trillion times#not totally in love with the colors in this one but itâs not my fault#jack manifold is so stupidly orange I canât do a direct color drop without wanting to scream#augh skulls are so fun to draw#the last time I drew a horse skull it was a Georgia OâKeefe study when I was like 11#now 8 years later ive moved on from classic American southwest oil paintings#to drawing a minecraft character with a big ass threaten to eat his horse#upgrades people upgrades#tried to make origins jack somewhat biblically accurate but included my own silly little aspects#osmp jack doesnât have sleeves becauseâŠ. ohoho⊠I have to show you all my little design for himâŠâŠ.#origins smp#origin smp#origins smp fanart#mcyt#mcyt fanart#osmp#osmp jack#o!jack#jack manifold#jack manifold fanart#o!jack fanart#o!jack manifold#o!jack manifold fanart#jack manifold art#origin smp fanart#origins jack#skull tw
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SHE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED, AS IF ONE EVER REALLY KNEW, AND I SAID, "DULL DOMESTICATION, FREE FROM PRESSURE TO PURSUE ANOTHER LOVE, ANOTHER TOUCH, ANOTHER TIRED CONVERSATION," AND THEN SHE SHUT HER NOVEL SHARPLY AND PROPOSED A NEW LOCATION, AND AT ONCE, I OBLIGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#104 degrees i will always love you#true georgers will know ...#true georgers PLEASE#anyway#that fic is like my least fav thing ive written im Sorry i cannot reread it or i will die#whayever#anywat#blah blah!#slaughter beach dog#not 75 stuff
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Jitterbug
#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it#and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago#bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o)#well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall#im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot#i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing????#i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T#because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks#at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better#its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh#in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats#mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year#i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o)#THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o(#yapping#my art#myart#doodles#personal#diary
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wait ok so consider stalker IV following you around while you're starting a new job in a new city and he's watching and making sure no one on earth gets near you, and when some guy does... and oh okay just
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It was cold, dark, and I was desperate for some chicken lo mein. I had found a decent place, on the edge of the city after two weeks of experiments with random takeout joints. The bag was too hot, plastic handles knotted together and I was nearly jogging back to my apartment. I could feel eyes on me. They were ever present, had been since I'd moved here. I'd grown used to the feeling of an intense gaze on the back of my neck.
But now, there were footsteps. Close. Too close. I paused, listening to see if they were still following me. They were. I began to attempt to cross the street. The footsteps followed. My palms grew slick against the steaming bag of food. I didn't dare glance backwards. I hadn't thought the eyes were a real person, just the transition from a small town to a city. Under the din, I could make it out now - there were two sets of footsteps right behind me. No, no, no, this cannot be happening to me. I slid past a dark alley and that was when I heard a new noise. Feet, dragging. Muffled yelling, as though a palm was pressed to a mouth. It sounded as though someone had grabbed someone else and shoved them into the alley or something.
I turned around. A man, broad back to me, had another man pinned against the alley wall. The pinned man was a greasy, lanky looking creep with dead eyes. Definitely someone who would follow unsuspecting people around.
"Hey, c'mon man, I didn't know she was yours," the guy wheezed out. The other guy, the attacker, jammed a brutal fist into the creep's stomach. Pain burst across the creep's features. His mouth opened, the attacker jerked his arm again, and blood trickled out of his mouth. Holy shit, he just stabbed that guy!
"You'll never make that mistake again," the guy growled, before lowering the creep to the ground. He turned, kind of awkward, on his knees and looked up at me. Dark blue eyes pinned me in place. A mask obscured most of his face. He cocked his head. I heard him swallow.
"Did I do good?"
KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE
heâs coming home with me. weâre sharing the chicken lo mein because a good boy indeed.
@moonchild-in-blue ARE YOU SEEING THIS?????
more thoughts below because iâm feeling it todayâš
heâs not wild about my sketchy apartment complex, heâs seen enough dirtbags go through that door to feel uneasy leaving me by myself. whoâs to say one of them wonât get any ideas down in the laundry room?
âhow are you feeling?â he asked worriedly.
âa little shaken, i wonât lie. but iâm lucky you were there,â
his chest surged with pride, the weight of his knife in his pocket a reminder of the lengths he would go to for his darling.
âi would never let anyone else hurt you.â
i wasnât sure if it was the shock from the earlier encounter or the protective glint in his eyes, but against my better judgementâŠ
âwould you⊠would you stay with me? just for tonight?â
iv slept on the side of the bed closest to the door, a warm, protective arm pressing my back against his chest. i couldnât deny that i slept easier with him beside me, living alone in the city had been a bit nerve-wracking.
maybe that was why i didnât say anything when i saw him waiting for me after work with an outstretched hand.
âready to go home?â
it has been a âšdayâš and you sent this when i was on my second drink so you get tipsy em word vomit <3
#i squealed out loud when i saw this come in#kate i am kissing you on the mouth (platonically and respectfully)#i feel like a rabid dog when it comes to stalker iv#when you politely disagreed with me i was quite literally frothing at the maw because YES#YES YES YES YES YES YES YES#good boy ivy is the goodest boy#also iâve been watching itâs always sunny and this reminds me of charlie and the waitress#thereâs one episode where he agrees to stop stalking her and like SO MUCH SHIT happens to her that she asks him to keep doing it#thatâs stalker iv vibes (but less sewer dweller charlie kelly core)#anyways genuinely i love you iâm kicking my feet iâm giggling im blushing#mr. politemagic wanted to watch bidenâs address and iâm doing⊠whatever this is đ#em answers!#the zak to my aaronđ€#stalker iv#slasher token#<- by proxy#sleep token fanfiction
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just noticed jamie flinches before the wembley hug what if i exploded into a million billion pieces.
#beebles#jamie tartt#ted lasso#royjamie#<- technically#im feeling a little bit like a rabid dog#like of Course he did but ive never Noticed it what if i died#i know this has definitely been picked apart a million billion times but holy guacamole#like not only does that comfort come from the least likely person in the room#its the person he has actively gotten into physical fights with before#and jamie is so so so wound up and clearly in such a weird head space#and then roy is coming at him like a fucking train and just fucking.#holds him.#he and roy have been fighting like caged dogs for years and hes being silent and steady and warm against him#doesnt say anything doesnt expect jamie to say anything just fucken holds him#auhfugsiufhiuahd#i dont think he expected roy to hit him but i do think theres a panicked moment where he thinks he might want to and maybe thats worse#jamie tartt you will always be famous i love you sm.#mr dunster this goes to you also for the acting choice there
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dude i totally canât rename my puppy a third time right? RIGHT???
#the reason ive been so unhappy with his name is BECAUSE#i have ALWAYS wanted a dog name soup#i even had a nintendog named soup. it has been my plan for YEARS#and i told this to my flatmate#who then got a catâŠâŠ.. AND NAMED IT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!#ive been soooooo sad about it#but they are leaving the country in a couple monthsâŠ.#personal#and yes the flatmate DID know what she was doing. i love her but WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! đ
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there are all sort of self-deprecating people with high standards for their niche activities i encounter on tumblr but the ones who really warn me off learning about their hobby the most are serious Dog People involved in the Dog World (constantly in some kind of hideous agony about their dog's tail being slightly too high in a way no casual observer would find possible to perceive). this is surmounted only by Dog People who also have a hobby of Semi-Serious Photography that they seem to have started while trying to get good at photographing the dog. those people can be miserable about the quality of the photograph and the quality of the dog simultaneously while still never making a single complaint over years that im even remotely capable of comprehending
areas where it seems actively self-defeating for your ability to enjoy the activity if you learn too much information about it
#lots of people are frustrated by things they have more technical background in and ability to evaluate than me#but somehow the dog photographers have really made it seem like a guaranteed recipe for disappointment to#learn too much information about either photography or dogs.#ive complained before about the thing where i get like secondhand dog body dysmorphia from this stuff#but i hadn't realized that i also find it pretty grim when they've simultaneously unlocked the ability to be sad about their dogs' unfixabl#physical traits AND their white balance.#they're always lovely-seeming people with pleasant interesting posts about their charming dogs. i wish i could... gift them#my interminable and unwavering ignorance and resulting positive feeling for their pets and creative output#just to try. just as a change of pace.#box opener#by contrast ive only encountered one knitting blogger with the same level of unswervably consistent unhappy self-deprecation#about their own knitting output. and even they aren't *also* publicly miserable about photographs#no idea why this is.
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also i watch The Wild Robot the other day and oh my god 11/10, absolutely beautiful in every sense of the word, would cry again đ
#josh talks#literally i cried several times throughout the movie#i do tend to be a crier when it comes to movies#but i have never cried like. in so many instances throughout#like usually its like a big climatic scene or the endings of things that make me cry#but this movie could hit you hard from the very beginning#anyway i absolutely fucking loved it#hit me in the Autism Feels (tm) and also had Found Family and i always eat that shit up#i NEED a physical copy of this movie#also side note the minecraft movie trailer played as a preview for this movie and GOD is that embarrassing for minecraft#to have that mess shown before the stunning masterpiece that is The Wild Robot#but it also made me Sad about the minecraft movie and what it couldve been again#imagine if the love and care put into the Wild Robot was put into the minecraft movie....#cuz the wild robot was gorgeously animated and had powerful emotional themes (that i doubt the minecraft movie will have)#there was even this preview for this movie called like Dog Man or something?#and it seems to be an adaptation of a book by the captain underpants guy#and even with such a silly premise and presumably having a target audience of young kids#it was animated so charmingly!! it was pretty and oozed personality!#and looking at the cover of the book it seems to have done a good job of adapting the artstyle into 3D while#also polishing it up while still capturing a similar vibe as the original#like dang. i dont mean to insult dog man cuz i really dont know anything about it. but dang dog man got#so much more love and care into it than the minecraft movie seems to have gotten#anyway sorry to derail from wild robot to minecraft it was just so jarring to have that trailer play before this awesome movie#pls go watch it if u can <3#ive been telling people i know that if they decide to go watch it to tell me so i can tag along and watch it again
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poor aku is not feeling good :(
#ive been wanting make art for this account for forever#i hope u guys enjoy teehee let me know maybe ill draw more for here#my Im Thinking About Akutagawa Throwing Up post will always be relevant bc its always true#also thats higuchis arm </3#ugh i love him i wanna tuck him into bed#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#illness#sick#ill#emeto#vomiting#fever#fanart#art#my art#akutagawa#higuchi#emeto art#nausea#tw vomit#emetophilia
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idk if theres any character trope that makes me more insane than the knight/guard dogâŠâŠ the character who is eternally devoted and entirely loyal to one specific person to the point where its self destructive but they genuinely do not care even a little bit
#this will always be suguru to me#but jjk aside ive been deep in my pafl phase since the new mv dropped and this is both sergei n sanya âŠ..#theyre so knightcodedâŠ.. guard dogs for ppl who either refuse their protection (sanya->sergei) or take advantage of it (yura->sanya)#âand i would gladly break my every bone // to help you breathe some moreâ#<- THSI LINE FROM 100 EPITAPHSâŠâŠ tattooing it into my skin genuinely#smth abtâŠ. turning urself into a weaponâŠâŠ. to protect the people u loveâŠâŠ. Yeah#my old saber fsn days coming back to haunt me
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my fursona blitzy!
#mine#artists on tumblr#sona#fursona#furry art#sfw furry#sparkledog#sparkledog dog#scenecore#furrycore#rainbow#bright colors#blitzy (oc)#i rlly like him as a fursona which is a good sign cuz ive always gone thru em pretty quick XP#with blitzy so far the only thing is i made a puppy sona for kidcore stuff called bean#theyre similar in the sense that i use blue+pink as their main fur color cuz i love that combo
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oh great the shame and guilt guy is having insane feelings about wanting to be in a theatrical production again
#i want. to perform.#im not a good actor for regular stuff but theater?#i could....i could....#ok also this is funny but i keep thinking about how i was in a play when i was like. 8 or 9#and being like god damn how was i Not Scared. im so super Scared to even be seen by others today what happened#and its always like you know what cheye i dont know i dont know what human milestone could have taken place a few years#after that and changed your perception and feelings of yourself forever. its impossible to say.#talkys#anyways ive talked about this beforeâ acting seems like a form of play (LOL) to me...ykwim...#like i wanna play pretend i wanna not be me for a bit. i can be the dog.#i look like a weird doll and everyone i know loves the expressions i can make. i Could i Could
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