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Hey, because it's a product my boss is considering at work:

Zoom Workplace has a paid feature that will allow it to record your screen any time you are on a call even if you don't have any other monitoring software installed on your computer.

So if you use Zoom for work, don't open non-work shit in other windows when you're on a call.

This is an additional feature in Zoom Workplace, so you don't need to worry about it in non-workplace installs.

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!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!

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tragedy perverts when the character paves the path to their own destruction

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when a bad bitch pelts me with rocks!

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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

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"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

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taking a long drag of my cigarette do you think "is this what you want from me? is this what i am?" was the first time erik spoke to god since he was a child

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jonah

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I need a fic please

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It's important to support your mutuals when they go full hater over really petty and pointless issues.

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lexcorp president lex luthor found disemboweled and there's also a dog

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9-5 job then u can go home and watch ur shooowww and make dinnnerrrrrrr woooowww so fun and interestingggggh for ur whole life forever

i want to be shot out of a human cannon at the fucking circus

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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

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Yuri is yuryinging