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I LOVE YOU SMOOZE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE THIS IS NOW A SMOOZE FAN ACCOUNT FUCK THOSE HORSES I AM A SLIME ARTIST NOW SMOOZE NUMERO UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Paused How to train your Dragon at the right time. I'm fucking dying! Look at him!
Me at my muts art
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THE WAY
#I AM DEAD#the way his filter kicked in#HILARIOUS#he went#alright NOPE NOT THAT#asdfghjhgfdsdfgh#LMAO#skz#stray kids#han jisung#lee know#skz leeknow#skz han#minsung#🥢
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John 4:50 NKJV) - Jesus said to him, “Go your way; your son lives.” So the man believed the word that Jesus spoke to him, and he went his way.
#John 4:50#Jesus#said#go#your way#your son#lives#man#believed#word#Jesus spoke#to him#he went#his way
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#OMG#fables#this is absolutely#HUGE#basically#he went#fuck DC#the world can have it now#this is amazing news for everyone who loves Fables#(like me)
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Someone more talented than me, reblog this with a gif of the doctor using the tardis as a skateboard because it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
#he went#woosh#i love that we have the budget for that nonsense#god i love this show so much#doctor who#tardis#doctor who spoilers#wild blue yonder#david tennant#cathrine tate#gifset
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can't wait for somebody to call me odd so I can hit em with the ol' "YEAH ODD-TISTIC"
#When I walked into my room to tell my twin this exact joke#He went#“How long have you been preparing to say that?”#God I'm so funny#I fucking died as soon as I came up this this
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So I was scrolling through pinterest and my male friend was sitting next to me. Then something sussy came up.... he stared at me like this 😃
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I've either massively earned the respect of the polites bot cause he keeps breaking character or something but wiofheoqifhoie
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???] said: “Oh my god, Eraser, eat food. You are concerning me. I am concerned.”
"Be concerned some place else."
#he went#n a h#ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ 'ᴾˡᵘˢ ᵁˡᵗʳᵃ. [ᴹᵃⁱⁿ]#ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᴱˣᵖᵉˡˡᵉᵈ [ᴵ.ᶜ]#ᴵᵗ ᵀᵒᵒᵏ ᴱⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈˢ ᴮᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵂᵉʳᵉ qᵘⁱᵉᵗ. [ᴿᵉᵖˡʸ]
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Matthew 26:39 (NKJV) - He went a little farther and fell on His face, and prayed, saying, “O My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from Me; nevertheless, not as I will, but as You will.”
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Someone approaching shit with a real open mind versus someone coming in thinking they already have one is a hugely different experience.
I'll take a true open mind every fucking day of the week.
"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
#queer shit#lgbtqia shit#give me the people who fuck up my pronouns and quickly correct#over the person who fucks it up and apologizes#it's a big difference#no joke a friend got it wrong last new year's#i said “they”#he went#“right thanks”#and no twenty seconds of apology
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
#he went sorry? I said nothing#but i wanted to say#is to blow up….#performative journaling#op#friendpilled visitmaxxer
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it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
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Im fuckimg CRYING mein GOTT
so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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