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[punkitt-is-here]

I LOVE YOU SMOOZE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE THIS IS NOW A SMOOZE FAN ACCOUNT FUCK THOSE HORSES I AM A SLIME ARTIST NOW SMOOZE NUMERO UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[melanirana]

Paused How to train your Dragon at the right time. I'm fucking dying! Look at him!

Me at my muts art

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

THE WAY

[wiirocku]

John 4:50 NKJV) - Jesus said to him, “Go your way; your son lives.” So the man believed the word that Jesus spoke to him, and he went his way.

[ye-olde-tardis]

Someone more talented than me, reblog this with a gif of the doctor using the tardis as a skateboard because it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

[the-crow-binary]

Honestly ? I LOVE that Dracula is so fucking annoying.

First off, he made Christopher think he had kill him, only to reveal years later "NOPE. STILL ALIVE BITCH" by kidnapping and brainwashing his boy !!

Then Simon comes to kill him... and he FUCKING CURSE HIM BEFORE DYING. Like "ok you won this time BUT SO DID I FUCK YOU" LIKE BRO-

What's next, Juste ? SOMEHOW, EVEN WITHOUT BEING ACTUALLY RESURRECTED, DRACULA STILL FIND A WAY TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO PEOPLE

And when Richter's turn arrives, he goes "yeah i'm bad but tbh you kinda are too, deep inside you :/" while he's DYING. JUST TO MAKE HIM DOUBT HIMSELF BEFORE TURNING TO ASHES !! WHAT A DICK.

THIS BITCH NOT ONLY WILL COME BACK TO LIFE OVER AND OVER AGAIN BUT HE WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO BE AN ANNOYING PRICK WHILE HE'S AT IT !! HE CAN'T POSSIBLY JUST DIE Y'KNOW. GOTTA MAKE PEOPLE EVEN MORE MAD BEFORE KICKING THE BUCKET.

All of this because his wives died. He's so petty i swear.

[all-consuming-sand]

can't wait for somebody to call me odd so I can hit em with the ol' "YEAH ODD-TISTIC"

[theleechyskrunkly]

So I was scrolling through pinterest and my male friend was sitting next to me. Then something sussy came up.... he stared at me like this 😃

[probablyjustanotheryrblog]

not jan-olof being one of those lyric analysis people on genius who can figure out a songs deep meaning minutes, no, seconds, after listening to it.

[wiirocku]

Matthew 26:39 (NKJV) - He went a little farther and fell on His face, and prayed, saying, “O My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from Me; nevertheless, not as I will, but as You will.”

[silvercaptain24]

I've either massively earned the respect of the polites bot cause he keeps breaking character or something but wiofheoqifhoie

[erxsxre-archived]

???] said: “Oh my god, Eraser, eat food. You are concerning me. I am concerned.”

"Be concerned some place else."

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Someone approaching shit with a real open mind versus someone coming in thinking they already have one is a hugely different experience.

I'll take a true open mind every fucking day of the week.

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl