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OMAHA. THIS IS ABOUT THE OMAHA MAYORAL RACE. OMAHA. THE LARGEST FUCKING CITY IN NEBRASKA.

AND HE WON BY MOCKING THE REPUBLICAN INCUMNENT GOING TRANSPHOBE NEAR THE END OF CAMPAIGN AND PROMISING TO FIX POTHOLES.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU FUCKING SO-CALLED PROGRESSIVE WANT FOR FUCK'S SAKE. GET YOUR HEAD'S OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND ACTUALLY CELEBRATE AN IMPORTANT WIN YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKSHIT WANKERS.

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all other polls linked here

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That's so cute!

Now I'm picturing the horror on Minnie's face when DB falls for a regular goose when they're back in the states and then there's little DBs everywhere.

Chick doesn't think it's too big a deal until the boys show up for a visit and suddenly, the babies seem to know exactly when to bite.

@sweaterkittensahoy caught DB and his whole family out on a walk

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"As a technical writer, you must be able to code and know how to use github."

Dude, just admit you don't actually know what the fuck I do and hand the job requirements over to someone who does.

"Degree requirements: engineering"

Bitch, you do NOT want engineers writing anything. That's why you hire my 'just one more question' ass. What the fuck.

This happens every time I job search. So many people think that the tech writer must know how to do all the things the experts do, but that's literally not the point of the job. The point of the job is that I come in stupid as a brick and bother the experts until I understand how their shit works. And then I write that in plain language for all the other people who AREN'T engineers or coders or whatever the fuck expertise you think I need to have.

My expertise is writing, grammar, audience analysis, and being able to write for that person who is so mad they kicked the box and yelled at customer service.

I promise you, if my job is made easier by learning how to pull from Github, I will learn it when I need it. If I can save time by learning to read electrical diagrams, I fucking will. I don't need expertise. I need the ability to listen to an engineer ramble for ten minutes so I can get the two bits of information I'm asking for. And I LOVE doing that.

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I'm never recovering from this tweet. Ever. Like, the fact that "rawdogging" just dropped into the vernacular out of literally nowhere, and then to use it to describe THIS of all things. Like. What even is anything.

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The upstairs neighbor has one of those child things, but it's a co-parenting situation, so half the week, the kid is elsewhere. We always know when the kid arrives because every kid runs like they're gonna take out the floor, and we're in the basement. No big.

But the thing is, the kid is apparently upstairs tonight, which is a non-regular night, and so tonight the running is making me crazy. I'm not gonna get mad about it. I'm not gonna hold a grudge with it. But I am going to sit here and seethe until it's over.

Like, literally, the kid is doing nothing wrong. But also, this is not the day I have gotten used to hearing the running of the brick feet.

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Christ alive, the Supernatural fandom is about to lose its status as most batshit alongside One Direction fandom losing their creepiest award (iirc, they hacked an airport security cam to watch one of those guys sit around waiting for a plane).

Y'all need to calm the fuck down. This isn't just embarrassing, it's dangerous. If you get bodied by security, that's on you.

Um it’s looks like they are stalking their hotel.

https://x.com/daylightsashley/status/1922448675843850333?s=46

I think someone earlier posted they met Oliver and Ryan yesterday and probably got their hotel from them 🥴🥴

ummmmmmm what the actual fuck y’all

do not do this. do not fucking stalk these actors to their hotel. what the actual flying fuck is wrong with you?

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"punish a young person" <-- Looks like you typed the wrong words there, buddy. Lemme help you. Think you meant, "Vice-President of the DNC David Hogg, who is 25 fucking years old and therefore a full-on adult responsible for his actions."

There. Fixed it.

I will not abide mealy-mouthed apologists trying to play him like some poor kid who just doesn't know what he's doing.

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It's THE HOUSECOAT. I swear every older relative I grew up with had one of these. I love it.

Look at this amazing 1970’s heat set polyester.

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Couldn't add this to the post about having a shit ton of PDF patterns, but this is just my main folder.

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enemies to mothers

And they were roommates...

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Me to Sean when we were watching last night: Wait, is that Lithgow?

Sean: Yeah. Of course.

Me: Honey, it's a middle-aged white guy party. I thought the Italian guy was Alfred Molina. Cut me some slack.

watched conclave

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In this case, I'm with the HOA. Those things are a fire hazard, and it risks every car sitting there plus any close structures.

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EVERY MARKETING DEPARTMENT NEEDS A PERVERT

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

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Excellent advice. MORE DRY HUMPING WE NEED IT

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I absolutely adore these, though I would absolutely bite people with them. I'm not to be trusted.

another pair of mittens! there are inspired by the crocheted goose mittens from pinterest (not sure who had the original idea, sorry :((

they were fun to make, and i hope they'll be even more fun to wear! im 100% gonna honk at my friends with these 🪿