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[sweaterkittensahoy]

As a writer I immediately recognize you by There’s A Part Of You Always Standing By. Descriptive, gentle and incredibly hot at times, it had me chomping at the bit for each new chapter.

Thank you so much! I am so happy that story has people who love it as much as I do. It was a wild hare that really took on a life of its own, and I'm glad it's being enjoyed and that my style for it worked so well!

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Horny prompt: The first time Harry and Bubbles had sex.

[let's here it for romantic smut!!]

Harry's hands are shaking. He's straddling Joey in a hotel bed, and the curtains are closed and the only the lamp by the bed is on, and Joey's shirtless and smiling, and he's running his hands up and down Harry's thighs, and Harry's hands are on Joey's belt, and they're shaking. 

"Harry," Joey says. 

Harry drags his gaze from his hands on Joey's belt to Joey's bare chest, then his neck, his mouth, and then his eyes. Joey's eyes are as blue as ever, bright and clear, the flush from his cheeks really make them look like they're glowing. "What if I'm bad at it?" Harry blurts out. "What if it turns out I'm absolute shit at all of this, and it's terrible? And it's our first time?"

Joey's nose crinkles, then he laughs quietly. He grips hard at Harry's hips and uses it to pull himself upright. Harry shivers at that grip. He wants it all over his body. Wants Joey to leave fingerprint marks like he's done once or twice when they've been necking. 

Joey kisses Harry's collarbone, then drags his mouth across Harry's shoulder. He worries a little mark onto the ball of Harry's shoulder, then slides a hand into Harry's hair and pulls him into an easy kiss. 

Harry spans his hands across Joey's stomach, like he does often when they can steal a little time together. He lets Joey push his tongue into his mouth and slips his own into Joey's, groaning as Joey tugs lightly at his hair. 

Joey tilts his head to the left, uses his hand to turn Harry's to the right, and the kiss deepens as they fit together a bit more. Joey slides his free hand over Harry's butt and presses so Harry wriggles in to get closer. 

Their chests touch, and Harry feels his dick twitch, and then Joey makes a quiet, pleased sound into his mouth, and Harry finds Joey's belt again. His hands aren't shaking anymore. He feels confident and sexy. He can feel Joey's dick tenting his trousers when his hand brushes against his zip, and he drags his mouth off Joey's so he can look down and make sure he really does get Joey's belt off without dropping it. 

"It won't be bad, not with you," Joey says into Harry's ear. He pushes his hips upwards when Harry lowers his zip. "And if it is, we'll just do it again and again until it's good."

Harry stares at the damp spot on the front of Joey's shorts. Joey's murmured to him that it happens. That Harry's so handsome, so smart, so funny, such a good kisser, that sometimes he leaks on himself. Harry manages to lift his head to meet Joey's gaze again. This time, he's smiling, and a little cocky. He rolls his hips down so their dicks rub on each other through their clothes, and the way Joey's eyes flutter shut, Harry feels powerful. 

"Really think you could go three times in one night if it was bad?" he asks.

Joey breathes out quietly and reaches between them. He tangles his fingers in Harry's and presses Harry's palm to his dick. "As many times as you needed to know I won't ever not like it," he says. "As many times as you want."

Harry kisses that promise from Joey's mouth. "Let's start with one," he says and pushes at Joey's shoulder. "Lie back."

Joey lies back. Harry takes a deep breath, and his hands start shaking again, but he hooks his fingers into the waistband of Joey's underwear and carefully pulls them down enough to see Joey's dick hard for the first time. He's felt it plenty, seen it soft in the showers, but he's always been too much of a scaredy-cat to do more than neck when they're stealing time on base. Joey's never called him that, of course, but that's how Harry's felt. The other fellas get up to plenty more than a few hickeys and a little dry humping, but Harry's always been certain they'll get caught out, and he's pretty sure getting caught with his pants down really would cause him to die from embarrassment.

"Harry," Joey says. 

Harry meets his eyes again, and there's that sweetness, that happiness. Harry smiles at him and undoes his own pants, gets his own dick free of his underwear. He'd imagined doing this fully naked the first time. They are completely alone in this hotel room after all. But now he's got a different idea. He stretches himself over Joey, fumbling a moment before he gets both their dicks in one hand. He lays his free arm next to Joey's head so their chests are pressed together but some of his weight is off the other man. 

"With your trousers still on?" Joey asks lifting his head just enough to kiss Harry on the chin. "That eager to get to it, huh?"

Harry blushes and kisses Joey hard. He strokes them both and nibbles the corner of Joey's mouth when Joey groans and grabs his hips. He rubs his thumb over his slit, then rubs it over Joey's to see what he'll do. If he likes it as much as Harry does. Joey moans again and reaches between them, adds his hand around Harry's. He stares into Harry's eyes, mouth hanging open as they pant into each other's mouths. 

Harry shifts his free arm until he can get his fingers against Joey's hair. He doesn't pull. Doesn't even curl his fingers around it. Just touches it, another point where he can feel Joey.

"Come here," Joey says, and his fingers do thread in Harry's hair, and he pulls Harry's head down and kisses him deep and intent like a few minutes before. Harry loses his rhythm as Joey licks his soft palate, but Joey's own hand keeps moving at the pace they've set. Harry's hand slides to Joey's thigh, and he digs his fingers in the way he does when they rub on each other sometimes. Except this time he doesn't have to stop before he comes in his trousers. This time, it's just the two of them in this hotel room, the warm light of the lamp, and their bodies pressed against each other. 

Harry gasps, then mewls, then sucks hard on Joey's tongue. His hips snap, and his dick slides into the little groove between Joey's leg and groin. 

"That's it," Joey murmurs. He lets go of his dick and grabs Harry's butt, shifts until his own dick is lined up next to Harry's, and they rub on each other, the slide of their shared precum making them both groan. 

"Joey," Harry breathes out into Joey's mouth. He manages to slide his mouth to one side and press his mouth to Joey's ear. "Joey. Oh, god. Joey."

Joey doesn't answer with words, but his fingers tighten in Harry's hair, and his nails dig into Harry's buttcheek, and all Harry can do is hold tight to Joey's hip and rub and rub and say Joey's name over and over until he comes in a hot shock of spunk. 

Joey pushes against him a few more times, then he turns his head and presses his open mouth to Harry's. It's not quite a kiss, but it's a connection. Harry doesn't try to make it more than that. He feels like he's flying except there's no air sickness at all. Just a wonderful loop in his belly over and over and the smell of Joey's sweat and deodorant and cologne. 

When their breathing starts to ease, Harry manages to flop over onto his back and kick off his trousers and shorts. He flings his arms out, one of them landing across Joey's chest. Joey pulls Harry's hand to his mouth and kisses his knuckles and then his palm. 

"Good enough for a first time?" Joey asks, mischief heavy in his voice. 

Harry turns his head to look at him, those blue eyes absolutely mirthful. "I've had worse," he says, trying for deadpan, but a giggle escapes at the last moment, and then Joey giggles too, and they curl towards each other and get tangled up, laughing and kissing and snuggling and a little later, there's a slower round two. 

And later than that, there's a third time indeed. And each time, Harry looks at Joey, and he sees that sweetness and the happiness and the love, and he knows by the way Joey smiles and holds him close, he's radiating it right back to him.

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The answer, quite clearly, is no.

god i'm so fucking tired.

Anyway, block this person to keep yet another antisemite off your dash.

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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does that include jews? because it needs to include jews, lots of people say this and actually don't mean jews

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

OMG a little sneaky cuddle AND a nose kiss. I love it!

[NOSE KISS] Affection, complicity: a gesture of affection and intimacy; Crubbles

Come get your Group Nav, hard at work and getting to spend time with his boyfriend, @sweaterkittensahoy!

My Favorite ‘Gator

“What the hell! Harry!” Bubbles nearly fell backwards out of his chair as he turned and suddenly saw Harry’s face in front of him, looking at him upside down, a grin on his face.

“Hi Joey. Thought you needed some company while you work. Must be pretty boring being in here by yourself.” Harry moved so that he was right side up again and leaned in, giving Bubbles a kiss on his nose.

“Ain’t too bad. Jack pokes his head in every so often to say hi and see how I’m doing, and the other guys in Ops are okay too. Shame the coffee’s worse than what we get in the mess. Tastes like battery acid. If I could, I’d sneak out and find you for a necking session, but I haven’t figured out the proper way to do that yet. You ready for your mission tomorrow? The briefing’s tonight.” Bubbles grabbed Harry and settled him sideways on his lap.

“You need my help on routes, Joey? I can check your work if you want. And of course I’m ready. I’ve got you guiding me, so I’m not scared of anything.”

“I know you’re not scared, I just wanna keep you close is all. I miss not being able to spend time with you like when we were back in Santa Ana. All this work is taking up my free time.” Bubbles set down his pencil and wrapped his arms around Harry’s waist, feeling the other man lean against his chest, listening to his heart.

“Well, when I get back tomorrow after interrogation, how about you and I sneak off somewhere for some time to ourselves?”

“I’d like that very much. And you’re forgetting that I’ll be at interrogation. Once that’s done, I’ll have you all to myself again. And knowing you, you’ll crash out and sleep for 12 hours. I know how you are after missions.”

“You’ll be listening to everybody though, Joey. And you’ve got me beat there. Even if I’m just gonna be sleeping, would you stay with me?”

“True, but I’ll be near you and that’s what matters to me. And I’ll stay with you until you wake up. You know that I always do. Gotta keep an eye on my favorite ‘gator.”

“You always say I’m your favorite.”

“That’s cause you are.”

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Uhhhh getting to know you…favorite song (currently)?

Long-term answer: Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Cake

Short-term answer: Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter; which gets extra points for not just being an earworm for me but also for being about someone who thinks their taste is trustworthy. I love songs that are like that. They sound like a certain kind of song but are actually a different type.

Also, I fucking knew it'd be a banger as a country song, and Kelly Clarkson did a cover that proved it.

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Would you ship Brady with Rosie?

I would ship a shoe with a mud puddle if given the chance.

Honestly, yeah, sure, why not? I think it's doable in the way they're both very serious about taking care of their boys. I imagine Brady would like that Rosie enjoys listening to his stories and Rosie likes that Brady's energetic and always up for a dance when he's not playing in the band.

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Prioritizing myself is how I stay alive. It is literally how we all stay alive. There's a difference between taking care of my enby ass and being so up my own ass I don't care about other people.

What an utter travesty of a response. "Have you tried praxis????"

Have you tried actual concern for your fellow human beings? Fuck your praxis and fuck your everything political mindset. This type of talk of bringing forth the glorious revolution helps no one and does nothing.

What an absolutely inhumane view of the world. I bet this person didn't even vote.

This was left on a post essentially telling trans people to not kill themselves or lay down and die in the face of fascists coming to wipe us off the planet.

This is why people don't like leftists, btw.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A Britton Bean in fuzzy sweater for you all today.

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Update: Nothing in my neighborhood this morning. Have not yet checked the news. Be careful. Stay safe. No, you don't know where your neighbors used to live. It's never come up.

via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.

Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.

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Well, all the other Nazis they were supporting were morally right to want to harm Jews because propaganda tastes like your favorite food, apparently. And THIS Nazi salute was done by someone leftists hate, so now it's super important to speak up for all the Jews they wanted murdered by terrorists because they are super not immune to propaganda.

isn’t it crazy how people SUDDENLY care about antisemitism as if they haven’t been spreading hamas and nazi propaganda for like past 2 years

like we have been saying this is going to happen and IS happening for YEARS and no one ever listened but oooo let’s act shocked rq..

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[sweaterkittensahoy]

things you can do in your neighborhood that help your neighbors:

Kick walnuts off the sidewalk. It helps people with mobility issues move more easily if they don't have to worry about them.

Remove sticks from the sidewalk. See above.

Clear the sidewalk in front of your place if there's a bunch of leaves or if there's snow. This makes it easier for people to get where they're going while also limiting the chance you'll fall on your ass.

Shovel your neighbor's walk if you have the energy/mobility while you do your own.

Clear sewer grates with a pointy stick or shovel. This will help water go where it's meant to if you have a rainstorm or snow.

Give to a community box. This requires a community box to be in your area, so it's likely the least likely one you can do, but check around! I am not going to recommend anyone to start a community box because a lot of the care is taking spoiled food out of the box, and you gotta make peace with some god to be ready to do that on the regular, I think.

Pick up any chicken bones you find because trust me, the neighborhood dogs are so ready to cronch them hard.

Remove old yard sale and other out of date signs from lampposts. If they're old, they're not serving a purpose, so you can clear space for something new.

Not everything you do to help other people has to be praxis. You can just help because there's an easy way to help. Personally, I really like picking up trash and recycle bins that are left on their backs after the services have come through. I don't know why. It's just fun.

something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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I can think of at least 3 families ICE might show up for in my neighborhood. I honestly can't tell you their names or their addresses. I just know I've seen them around and heard them sometimes speak to each other in another language than English. I have a very loose personal connection to one. I also live near a low-income apartment complex, and honestly, I expect ICE to raid a lot of those given the classist fuckery that is paired with this racist fuckery.

I can check three places on Bean's usual walk or one place if I take her in another direction. I think the answer is having my cane to help with the hip pain and just giving Bean an extra block in an opposite direction just to make sure no one I can think of is dealing with bullshit without some sort of support.

via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.

Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

No one cares about your "Do Not Interact" list, and you are expected to actually be responsible for your own choices here. You don't like that someone is posting wincest, for example, then block them. I promise you, the group of people who show up for the purity circle jerk are not respected here. You wanna hang out with them, you gotta take responsibility for five seconds and block those of us who will call you a fucking asshole for trying to force everyone to agree that what you don't like is a moral imperative for all of us.

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

[sweaterkittensahoy]

OH THIS IS RAD

Do you have the Libby library app?

If not, download it to your phone, and under "Add library card" select the button to search for a library and start typing in "queer"...

Sign up with an email, no actual address required, and you are good to go 🏳️‍🌈

[sweaterkittensahoy]

So, thanks to Elon and his "awkward gesture" that he did twice and the second time was very, very clear, a lot of the news from the inauguration is a bunch of people trying to decide if it was or was not an intentional gesture or if it was or was not an "actual" Nazi salute.

Which makes me wonder what fuckery is about to unfold in the next four days that they hope will be buried under everyone NOT talking about what was SAID at the inauguration and focusing instead on a single moment of shit optics at the inauguration.

This is what Trump does. This is a repeated tactic. Do something that is, at best, tasteless and at worse, 100% gets the worst people in the room to loudly declare they like him, then use the distraction he's made to pull whatever stunt he wants to pull off.

Cannot stress enough: I am not trying to treat Elon's actions as ignorable or not worthy of discussion. I did a whole post earlier where I went through it. Short version: I absolutely believe he knowingly did a Nazi salute. And I believe he did it because Trump's gonna sign some fuckstick executive order or something in the next 48 hours, but the news will still be up its own ass about the salute and it won't get the sort of coverage or conversation it should.

Never ever forget that just because they're clowns, it doesn't mean it's not a very organized circus.