#fuck DC

[zorosroronoas]

the way writers constantly use damian as their personal mouthpiece to villainize talia... talia, sweety, they could never make me hate you.

[junespriince]

Winged heart au

Wally, open his front door, sees a very out of it Nightwing on his floor: finally decided to sleep like us common folks?

Dick, giggling: no, just high? I think? Are you real? Am I real? Are anyone of us real?

Wally:

Wally: oh no, not an existential crisis on my floor, that's for me to do wondering if I made the right decision and stuff. Why are you here anyways, ain't you heroes have places to go?

Dick: feel safe here, and a pretty man live here, he so pretty like, really pretty,,,, pretty.

Wally, senses DC bs they put Dick through: okay, let's uh, let's get you to bed so whatever you're on can get through your system... God, leave a family of fast healers now babysitting the to be determined human heros,,,, *picks up Dick far to easily* oh that's not good—

Next day

Dick, wakes up worried, frantic, not in his bed:

Wally, sleeping in the chair beside his bed unfortunately uncomfortable:

Dick, noticed everything still on him, nothing different, tries to leave but boy failed:

Wally, looking at Dick on the floor: finally awake Nightwing and was going to leave after I put your high ass to bed.

Dick: sorry...

Wally: save it, you want breakfast? The answer is yes, you're way too light.

Dick: uh thanks... Did we do anything?

Wally: I picked you off my floor, you passed out on the way to my bed, I tucked you in and watched you so you didn't die. Your family broke my other window, again, and my vase my mother picked out, and now you are awake. French toast or waffles?

Dick, shocked he didn't has his autonomy taken from him: um waffles.

Wally: cool, uh you can use my shower if you like, and I have these *sunglasses* Robin says the adhesive for your mask can get irritating soooo yeah, I'll make those waffles. *Leaves*

Dick:

Dick: I'm going to marry him.

Barbara, who bugged Dick so she can keep him safe: dude, the bar is in HELL.

Dick: don't care I'm wifeing him up.

[webshood]

The way we finally got a Damian and Jason cover, but the whole "Can Damian learn from Jason’s mistakes? Or is the reflective mask of the Red Hood doomed to be a mirror held up to his own future?" thing, just makes me want to puke

what if I k*ll myself in front of the DC editorial building

[randomhead52]

This is the most graceful handling of being stabbed in the back I have ever seen.

[sky-has-moved]

this has most definitely been said before but

(also batman beyond spoilers??? i guess??)

im so pissy about the whole "actually bruce is terry's genetic father" thing like

one of my favorite things about terry is that he's just some random high school kid who just happens to be in the wrong (or right?) place at the wrong time and just BECOMES batman. because he's just that guy.

but nooooooooo everything HAS to be a lineage and fkjegfkjgjkfgejkwfgkjsdgfjksfj

[importantchildcollector]

FUCK DC IMA GO FIGHT THEM

THEY THINK THEY CAN TAKE AWAY MY PRECIOUS BABY JASON TODD AGAIN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION I WILL END THEM. PEOPLE WE MUST REBEL AGAINST THEM AND FIGHT FOR OUR LITTLE ONE AND BRING HIM BACK

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Hi I just saw someone defend Tarantula ha ha ha I need to buy a gun wtf

[chicadcc]

Time to say goodbye

[dutchessofcaladan]

"Died of illness offscreen"?! THAT'S THE BEST SENDOFF YOU COULD GIVE TO VULKO?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! HE DESERVES A BETTER SENDOFF THAN THAT AFTER ALL HE DID FOR ARTHUR!

[keiranan]

I'M BATMAN (as said by this uquiz)

I do need help tho.....

[zoethehead]

In light of DC being dickheads.

[sardonic-sprite]

Just watched Under The Red Hood all the way through and I am Unwell

[cessmaga]

I will claim them as my original characters, maybe some of their characters related to them, I don't care if it's impossible or actually owned by dc, they're mine now, so I declare halbarry as canon 🥰🥰

[paigeoforacle]

Fuck you, Screenrant.

They made an article about Babs's Semblance in the RWBY crossover (where she is Batgirl cause of course) and the article ends with "this proves that, forever and always, she will be Batgirl" and I just want to.... gugh.

Here. See for yourself.

[damtroy]

jason todd is a gay man btw, and not for roy. Roy is bi for dick and jade. Also the n52 outlaws sucks. Hope this helps🫶🏼