#fuck DC
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zorosroronoas Ā· 4 months ago
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the way writers constantly use damian as their personal mouthpiece to villainize talia... talia, sweety, they could never make me hate you.
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junespriince Ā· 7 months ago
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Winged heart au
Wally, open his front door, sees a very out of it Nightwing on his floor: finally decided to sleep like us common folks?
Dick, giggling: no, just high? I think? Are you real? Am I real? Are anyone of us real?
Wally:
Wally: oh no, not an existential crisis on my floor, that's for me to do wondering if I made the right decision and stuff. Why are you here anyways, ain't you heroes have places to go?
Dick: feel safe here, and a pretty man live here, he so pretty like, really pretty,,,, pretty.
Wally, senses DC bs they put Dick through: okay, let's uh, let's get you to bed so whatever you're on can get through your system... God, leave a family of fast healers now babysitting the to be determined human heros,,,, *picks up Dick far to easily* oh that's not goodā€”
Next day
Dick, wakes up worried, frantic, not in his bed:
Wally, sleeping in the chair beside his bed unfortunately uncomfortable:
Dick, noticed everything still on him, nothing different, tries to leave but boy failed:
Wally, looking at Dick on the floor: finally awake Nightwing and was going to leave after I put your high ass to bed.
Dick: sorry...
Wally: save it, you want breakfast? The answer is yes, you're way too light.
Dick: uh thanks... Did we do anything?
Wally: I picked you off my floor, you passed out on the way to my bed, I tucked you in and watched you so you didn't die. Your family broke my other window, again, and my vase my mother picked out, and now you are awake. French toast or waffles?
Dick, shocked he didn't has his autonomy taken from him: um waffles.
Wally: cool, uh you can use my shower if you like, and I have these *sunglasses* Robin says the adhesive for your mask can get irritating soooo yeah, I'll make those waffles. *Leaves*
Dick:
Dick: I'm going to marry him.
Barbara, who bugged Dick so she can keep him safe: dude, the bar is in HELL.
Dick: don't care I'm wifeing him up.
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webshood Ā· 10 months ago
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The way we finally got a Damian and Jason cover, but the whole "Can Damian learn from Jasonā€™s mistakes? Or is the reflective mask of the Red Hood doomed to be a mirror held up to his own future?" thing, just makes me want to puke
what if I k*ll myself in front of the DC editorial building
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sky-has-moved Ā· 8 months ago
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this has most definitely been said before but
(also batman beyond spoilers??? i guess??)
im so pissy about the whole "actually bruce is terry's genetic father" thing like
one of my favorite things about terry is that he's just some random high school kid who just happens to be in the wrong (or right?) place at the wrong time and just BECOMES batman. because he's just that guy.
but nooooooooo everything HAS to be a lineage and fkjegfkjgjkfgejkwfgkjsdgfjksfj
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swiftlark Ā· 23 days ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/swiftlark/770017018346979328/i-love-mari-she-would-be-such-a-badass-with-her
When I tell u the fuck dc tag is so me especially when it comes to dickkory in general please they piss me off so much
THEY HAVENT BEEN A COUPLE IN THE COMICS SINCE THE 90s THE 90s and not just that but early 90s legit fuck u dc
canā€™t wait till the newer generation who watched dickkory/robstar content take over the writers room cause I know for a fact that there more dickkory stand then dickbabs ones no hate to them but I miss my star crossed lovers so much šŸ˜”āœŠ
The fact that they were together real time for like 20ys just to rip them apart pisses the ever shit out of me like wtf dc!??
listen. they havenā€™t been a couple TO THEM. to me, theyā€™ve always been a couple.
we just need to get some of those writers OUT. revamp the titans please iā€™m begging.
calling dickkory star-crossed loversā€¦ oh you get me. they are so meant to be. dc was just too afraid of what the had created.
dc bring back dickkory. the people YEARN for it.
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snakeredbirdbatkatana Ā· 1 year ago
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Hi I just saw someone defend Tarantula ha ha ha I need to buy a gun wtf
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foxghost Ā· 1 year ago
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chicadcc Ā· 5 months ago
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Time to say goodbye
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dutchessofcaladan Ā· 1 year ago
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"Died of illness offscreen"?! THAT'S THE BEST SENDOFF YOU COULD GIVE TO VULKO?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! HE DESERVES A BETTER SENDOFF THAN THAT AFTER ALL HE DID FOR ARTHUR!
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keiranan Ā· 1 year ago
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I'M BATMAN (as said by this uquiz)
I do need help tho.....
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deadinside8675 Ā· 9 days ago
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happy New Yearā€™s
hay this is supposed to show and celebrate that Iā€™ve been here for one full year but I canā€™t help but feel like this entire year has been wasted I really do appreciate all the support everyone gives me but itā€™s hard to keep going when the one goal I made all these accounts on the Internet for in the first place still isnā€™t achieved it and has no sign of ever being achieved reason why even made all these accounts on the Internet was just too and this stupid porn joke of ankha this porn joke has been around for literally five years and I know itā€™s such a petty thing for me to care that much but seriously itā€™s always something that I like that gets ruined because of some disgusting degenerate or comedian I want to say Iā€™ll be happy in 2025 but Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s gonna be no different from this year whatsoever and I know youā€™re probably reading all this text and calling me a trauma dumper or afterward that again you donā€™t have to read any of this in order for you to call me a trauma dumper in the first place iā€™m so grateful for all the support you guys give me but sometimes itā€™s hard to tell with you all just give me a like out of genuine compassion and because you actually like my content and agree with me or if itā€™s just something to shut me up it doesnā€™t matter itā€™s not like I gotta stop uploading anytime soon anyways one last thing hereā€™s to shrimpfriedthis go support them along with nosleep666
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zoethehead Ā· 1 year ago
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In light of DC being dickheads.
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sardonic-sprite Ā· 1 year ago
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Just watched Under The Red Hood all the way through and I am Unwell
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cessmaga Ā· 1 year ago
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I will claim them as my original characters, maybe some of their characters related to them, I don't care if it's impossible or actually owned by dc, they're mine now, so I declare halbarry as canon šŸ„°šŸ„°
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damtroy Ā· 2 years ago
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jason todd is a gay man btw, and not for roy. Roy is bi for dick and jade. Also the n52 outlaws sucks. Hope this helpsšŸ«¶šŸ¼
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paigeoforacle Ā· 2 years ago
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Fuck you, Screenrant.
They made an article about Babs's Semblance in the RWBY crossover (where she is Batgirl cause of course) and the article ends with "this proves that, forever and always, she will be Batgirl" and I just want to.... gugh.
Here. See for yourself.
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