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the way writers constantly use damian as their personal mouthpiece to villainize talia... talia, sweety, they could never make me hate you.
#talia al ghul#damian wayne#dc#personal#fuck dc#fuck tom king#fuck every single mf that continues to treat talia like shit
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Winged heart au
Wally, open his front door, sees a very out of it Nightwing on his floor: finally decided to sleep like us common folks?
Dick, giggling: no, just high? I think? Are you real? Am I real? Are anyone of us real?
Wally:
Wally: oh no, not an existential crisis on my floor, that's for me to do wondering if I made the right decision and stuff. Why are you here anyways, ain't you heroes have places to go?
Dick: feel safe here, and a pretty man live here, he so pretty like, really pretty,,,, pretty.
Wally, senses DC bs they put Dick through: okay, let's uh, let's get you to bed so whatever you're on can get through your system... God, leave a family of fast healers now babysitting the to be determined human heros,,,, *picks up Dick far to easily* oh that's not goodā
Next day
Dick, wakes up worried, frantic, not in his bed:
Wally, sleeping in the chair beside his bed unfortunately uncomfortable:
Dick, noticed everything still on him, nothing different, tries to leave but boy failed:
Wally, looking at Dick on the floor: finally awake Nightwing and was going to leave after I put your high ass to bed.
Dick: sorry...
Wally: save it, you want breakfast? The answer is yes, you're way too light.
Dick: uh thanks... Did we do anything?
Wally: I picked you off my floor, you passed out on the way to my bed, I tucked you in and watched you so you didn't die. Your family broke my other window, again, and my vase my mother picked out, and now you are awake. French toast or waffles?
Dick, shocked he didn't has his autonomy taken from him: um waffles.
Wally: cool, uh you can use my shower if you like, and I have these *sunglasses* Robin says the adhesive for your mask can get irritating soooo yeah, I'll make those waffles. *Leaves*
Dick:
Dick: I'm going to marry him.
Barbara, who bugged Dick so she can keep him safe: dude, the bar is in HELL.
Dick: don't care I'm wifeing him up.
#dick grayson#wally west#barbara gordon#birdflash#winged heart au#cw sa mention#cw sa implied#cw sa#i think I have it all covered tell me to add more tags i don't want to trigger anyone#dc sexualized and sa him TOO DAMN MUCH AND PASS IT OFF SOMETIMES AS A GOOD THING#FUCK DC#the kisses without consent#the eho dg thing#also fuck you babs totally looks out for Dick okay#also batfam breaking HIS WINDOW PLEASE HE HAS TO WAIT FOR OT TO GET FIXED AND THE PLASTIC IS ANNOYING FBDHDH
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The way we finally got a Damian and Jason cover, but the whole "Can Damian learn from Jasonās mistakes? Or is the reflective mask of the Red Hood doomed to be a mirror held up to his own future?" thing, just makes me want to puke
what if I k*ll myself in front of the DC editorial building
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this has most definitely been said before but
(also batman beyond spoilers??? i guess??)
im so pissy about the whole "actually bruce is terry's genetic father" thing like
one of my favorite things about terry is that he's just some random high school kid who just happens to be in the wrong (or right?) place at the wrong time and just BECOMES batman. because he's just that guy.
but nooooooooo everything HAS to be a lineage and fkjegfkjgjkfgejkwfgkjsdgfjksfj
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https://www.tumblr.com/swiftlark/770017018346979328/i-love-mari-she-would-be-such-a-badass-with-her
When I tell u the fuck dc tag is so me especially when it comes to dickkory in general please they piss me off so much
THEY HAVENT BEEN A COUPLE IN THE COMICS SINCE THE 90s THE 90s and not just that but early 90s legit fuck u dc
canāt wait till the newer generation who watched dickkory/robstar content take over the writers room cause I know for a fact that there more dickkory stand then dickbabs ones no hate to them but I miss my star crossed lovers so much šā
The fact that they were together real time for like 20ys just to rip them apart pisses the ever shit out of me like wtf dc!??
listen. they havenāt been a couple TO THEM. to me, theyāve always been a couple.
we just need to get some of those writers OUT. revamp the titans please iām begging.
calling dickkory star-crossed loversā¦ oh you get me. they are so meant to be. dc was just too afraid of what the had created.
dc bring back dickkory. the people YEARN for it.
#dickkory#eliza answers#robstar#fuck dc#dceu#dc comics#dick grayson#koriandār#eliza is speaking now
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Hi I just saw someone defend Tarantula ha ha ha I need to buy a gun wtf
#batfamily#fuck dc#fuck tarantula#dick grayson protection squad#dick Grayson#bamf nightwing#bamf batfamily#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#I can't I just fucking can't
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#OMG#fables#this is absolutely#HUGE#basically#he went#fuck DC#the world can have it now#this is amazing news for everyone who loves Fables#(like me)
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Time to say goodbye
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"Died of illness offscreen"?! THAT'S THE BEST SENDOFF YOU COULD GIVE TO VULKO?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! HE DESERVES A BETTER SENDOFF THAN THAT AFTER ALL HE DID FOR ARTHUR!
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I'M BATMAN (as said by this uquiz)
I do need help tho.....
#batman#bruce wayne#hes so babygirl#hes so silly#hes my fave#Dc stop ruining stuff#dc comics#Fuck DC
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happy New Yearās
hay this is supposed to show and celebrate that Iāve been here for one full year but I canāt help but feel like this entire year has been wasted I really do appreciate all the support everyone gives me but itās hard to keep going when the one goal I made all these accounts on the Internet for in the first place still isnāt achieved it and has no sign of ever being achieved reason why even made all these accounts on the Internet was just too and this stupid porn joke of ankha this porn joke has been around for literally five years and I know itās such a petty thing for me to care that much but seriously itās always something that I like that gets ruined because of some disgusting degenerate or comedian I want to say Iāll be happy in 2025 but Iām pretty sure itās gonna be no different from this year whatsoever and I know youāre probably reading all this text and calling me a trauma dumper or afterward that again you donāt have to read any of this in order for you to call me a trauma dumper in the first place iām so grateful for all the support you guys give me but sometimes itās hard to tell with you all just give me a like out of genuine compassion and because you actually like my content and agree with me or if itās just something to shut me up it doesnāt matter itās not like I gotta stop uploading anytime soon anyways one last thing hereās to shrimpfriedthis go support them along with nosleep666
#shrimpfriedthis marcus#shrimpfriedthis jigsaw#the dark puzzle of life#spider man#batman#Batman beyond#fuck marvel#fuck dc#Marceline#Adventure time#animal crossing#animal crosing new horizons#ankha#ankha and tuerin#tuerin forae#ask ankha and her boyfriend#animal crosing pocket camp#ankha fanart#acnh ankha#ankha animal crossing#ankha ac#ac community#animal crossing community#animal crossing ankha#no more zone#nosleep666#nintendo#kamen rider kabuto#kamen rider#games
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In light of DC being dickheads.
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Just watched Under The Red Hood all the way through and I am Unwell
#JASON WAS SUCH A SWEET AND HAPPY LITTLE BABY BOY#HE *CARED* SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE#AND THEN THE FUCKING JOKER HAPPENED#šššššššš#and bruce in this movie is fucking terrible#THAT IS YOUR CHILD#THATS YOUR *SON* NOT YOUR FUCKING *SOLDIER*#HE'S JUST A KID#i understand the not killing stuff ok#but dont BEAT UP YOUR BABY#HUG HIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#jason my precious boy#this movie did you so dirty in almost every way other than your teeny bby robin days#those were perfect#but i am so sorry they massacred your character#you deserve better and i will give it to you#fuck dc#fuck canon#we deserve a happy ending#at least a hopeful one#also ra's was 100% lying out his ass#ok im done#now to write the crippling angst and heart melting love
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I will claim them as my original characters, maybe some of their characters related to them, I don't care if it's impossible or actually owned by dc, they're mine now, so I declare halbarry as canon š„°š„°
#hal jordan#barry allen#fuck dc#halbarry#the green lantern#the flash#hal x barry#I hate how dc panders batman too much#i mean cmon#hal and barry deserves better#screw you john and wally fans#they are gay for each other#I will make them happy#go on dates#maybe I'll claim spiderman too#so now they have a son :))
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jason todd is a gay man btw, and not for roy. Roy is bi for dick and jade. Also the n52 outlaws sucks. Hope this helpsš«¶š¼
#jason todd#jason todd is gay#gay jason todd#fuck n52 outlaws#Bisexual roy harper#bisexual dick grayson#everyone is lgbt#fuck dc#my proof? when jason kissed artemis. that was a gay man kissing a lesbian
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Fuck you, Screenrant.
They made an article about Babs's Semblance in the RWBY crossover (where she is Batgirl cause of course) and the article ends with "this proves that, forever and always, she will be Batgirl" and I just want to.... gugh.
Here. See for yourself.
#paige rants#paige is mad#paige is BIG mad#barbara Gordon#oracle#fuck DC#fuck WB#RWBY#fuck whoever wrote the article#fuck whoever wrote the story#just#fuck you all#back to work
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