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If you need an idea, I can supply a good argument for Babs to be able to engage in Active duty without regaining the ability to use her legs, and all I need is a video game from 2005 starring a raccoon, a hippo and a paraplegic turtle.

Need to do more Barbara Gordon metas again apparently, I am fading in the consciousness of Tumblr Babs stans

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Babs using her oracle 'hacking' (lets be fr she probs already has access) skills to hop into everyones devices at random intervals of the day like:

*Tims phone pings with a tinder notification*

Immediate Text from Barbra: Don't match with her she eats her tortillas cold with no cheese

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*Duke searches "how do you tell if your seeing ghosts or just sleepy"*

first link on google opens a website that just says in all caps: DUKE YOUR SHIFT IS OVER GO. HOME.

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just babs knowing everything 24/7. imagine Stephanie starts talking at home about something she's upset about, and her TV just starts blasting cat videos.

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Teen Titans (Vol. 3) #89

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There's a hot dog vendor in Cass' neighborhood in Gotham who makes a jumbo supreme dog with everything on it every night at around the same time and leaves it on the counter behind him. The next time he turns around it's gone and in it's place there's a fistful of tens. He's got no idea when it started or who he's even making them for. He's got no idea he is the single most protected person in Gotham City.

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Barbara-ing is officially a verb [?] Now.

Those tiny handful of instances where Barbara manages to resist her Barbaraness and actually be the mom Cass so desperately needs even if only for a moment without somehow Barbaraing it up >>>>>>

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Here's a map by Les McClaine done for the manor. Maybe this will.help?

My theory: Alfred is secretly meta and can create copies of himself. No way he manages an entire manor by himself.

He has gotta have an ability or something. There is literally no other explanation.

This is why I need a blueprint or build of Wayne manor, I need to know how many bathrooms/bedrooms this man is maintaining. I need to know how big that kitchen is. How many fireplaces are there? How does this man keep everything dusted?

Whatever ability Alfred has, GIMME THAT!

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something silly and extremely self indulgent, i just want them to hug

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THEM❤️‍🔥

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Barbara Gordon commission by the amazing @risoria

If you are interested, they have portrait commissions for Palestine—> info in this link.

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Batober Day 11

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Thinking about Batgirl era Steph having movie nights with Oracle Babs and both of them being unable to escape a slight empty feeling because it was something they always wanted to do with Cass but never got the chance to.

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With the pomegranate....

@snersona

The Lovers

I totally forgot to post this, anyways… I love them. Go read birds of prey.

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If you’re a superhero and Barbara hand-makes a plush toy of you, that’s a sign you’re in her good graces.

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Barbara Gordon being created as an intelligent, independent woman with a PhD rather than just a silly love interest like Betty. Barbara Gordon becoming a Congresswoman. Yvonne Craig using Batgirl to promote equal pay in real life. Barbara Gordon as a disabled superhero. Barbara Gordon creating a team of badass women. Barbara Gordon being a mentor to other overlooked girls. Just. Barbara Gordon.

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Late nights, for day 5 of 90's batfam week !

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Ok it's been 24 hours and my official post-mortem is literally just "Elizabeth Warren was right: Democrats should have appointed an Attorney General who was committed to prosecuting Trump and everyone who enabled him, cleaned house of Trump's appointees, nuked the filibuster to pass DC and Puerto Rico statehood, and prioritized dealing with corruption"