#olimar

[ikarokruz]

Pikmin transporting unusual stuff (part 1)

[paper-mario-wiki]

here's a slightly longer version of my Olimar/Dandadan rap

[phantomrose96]

The timeline for Pikmin 2 is so funny because like, Olimar's been missing-presumed-dead for an entire month (rightfully so, considering how very dead Olimar should have been with the events in Pikmin 1) and he escapes by the skin of his teeth and beelines it back home with the desperate desire to see his wife and children who've probably been starring on Dateline: Hocotate every day for the last month to be grilled about their tragically missing father.

And instead. Instead. The absolute literal second Olimar's ship docks down, his fucking boss of all people comes running out of the woodwork and shakes him by the shoulders going "Terrible news Olimar your new coworker fucked up and now we're $10 million in debt! Go immediately back to that planet you escaped from and hunt its wildlife to extinction in order to collect enough valuable treasure to pay this off."

Like we're not even gonna let Olimar brush his teeth huh? Not gonna shove some antibiotics in him for the undiscovered foreign pathogens clinging to his suit? This man survived 30 days on 10 days of emergency rations and probably a few bulborbs once he got hungry enough to no longer care about the parasites. Not a hello? Not a 'you're alive'? Not a coffee?

What the hell does this even look like from the President's perspective? Your shipwrecked presumed dead employee whose life insurance policy paperwork is sitting on your desk shows back up out of the literal sky, down 20% of his bodyweight covered in superficial injuries smelling like gangrene and carrying himself with the haunted and (no, dare I say, passionate?) look in his eyes of someone who has learned to indiscriminately kill for the sake of survival.

And your first thought is "oh thank god my single competent employee isn't actually dead. I need to exploit him as soon as possible."

President's so fucking lucky Olimar is both a broken salaryman and also deranged enough to find wonder in the hostile world that so very wants to rip him to pieces. If I were Olimar I'd have killed President and Louie on the spot.

[furiouskettle]

[kelpermoosee]

Olimar ends up not changing, they all go out as a group!! 🎃🎃🎃

[lemonsweet]

[letolimarseehisfamily]

Most Pikmin fans don't know that Olimar should divorce his wife and take the kids and the dog too

[momopatchi]

misc pikmin doodles from before 4 released..

[orange-circuits]

olimar not gonna lie that was just uncalled for and mean as fuck you didnt need to do that

[silicon14blog]

Only played the demo so far, but when I heard the reason non-rescue corps castaways were on PNF-404, this image came into my mind.

[draconicdeityarts]

!!!!!

[citruscrisp]

[melvinandlugnut]

I have to share this absolutely insane thing that happened to me in Pikmin yesterday

[doodledstars]

Of Pikmin and life

[smashtoons]

[kelpermoosee]

So…if Olimar’s SOS signal was transmitted across the entirety of outer space, who else do you think received it?