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So this arrived today and it is SO FREAKING CUTE I CANNOT

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-Edmund from King Lear, probably

they hate to see an illegitimate son winning

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OMG I SAID I'M COMING JEEZ

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I'll believe it when he puts the uniform back on

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📹Joker Out ig story 2025.08.14.

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bringing this one back for obvious reasons

Kun mä sanoin että rakastan suomea tarkotin sua

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OP does this include Lex Luthor

So obviously the "Superman has a secret harem" thing was utterly ridiculous, he would never, but also, if he did, it would be very funny, because you know that every single member would have the initials L.L.

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"I don't share my deets with anybody else But when I message you babe I dox myself"

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Me, discussing an alleged GenZ-ification of Leviticus with my colleagues: It just really annoys me when people don't commit to the bit with this sort of thing, like when they try to old-englishify things but don't use the right grammar

Me: It's not "thou hath"

Me: It's THOU.

Me: THOU HAST.

Me: THOU HAST ME.

Me: THOU HAST ME BESOUGHT.

Me: THOU HAST ME BESOUGHT, AND I ANSWERED THEE NOT.

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#“finish your finnish speech” “fuck you bojan” WITH NO HESITATION AJDHSJSHS gets me every time man 😭#I love them I miss them I neeeeeed them back AAAAAAA#god they really were so flirty and touchy and in love and GAY

Seconding all of the above <3

Also somehow I missed the bit with Bojan spitting water on Jere before????

Only he could get away with this particular type of flirting ISTG

happy nervous flustered drunk touchy flirty so happy

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Lois: I've only had Kal-El for a day and a half

Lois: But if anything happened to him

Lois: I would kill everyone in this room

Jimmy: ...

Jimmy: and then???

Lois: ...

Jimmy: ...

Lois: -oh right, thanks.

Jimmy: You're welco-

Lois: AND THEN I would kill a few more people, obviously

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Anyway I don't know about you but I'm so ready for the latest addition to the list of "Times BoJere Went Too Far in 2025" <3

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My period:

Me when my period arrives ahead of schedule:

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Me, steeling myself for the onslaught:

Me and my uterus, to each other, as battle commences:

Me and my uterus, to each other, when the dust has settled:

Me when my period arrives ahead of schedule:

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Me when my period arrives ahead of schedule:

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Brain immediately went here obvs

jan trying to catch a bird was not what i expected to see today

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PART THREE IS HERE LET'S MM MM GOOOOOOO : D

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Inside of you there are two wolves etc etc

📹 karmen_meze ig story 2025.08.11.