#the book club

[aithusarosekiller]

I would read a whole series about Lily, Reg, and Remus just getting up to chaos

No angst, no drama, just them getting into crazy situations every week

Like the format of a sitcom

But specifically a Britcom

Yk what I mean

Each chapter starts with them chilling and reading or hanging out or something and by the end they've escaped from mortal danger like it's nothing

[fyblackwomenart]

"Sasha" by Pauline 

[criffyzou]

More book club shenanigans.

[pleasantlycrazyworld]

Chapter 1. Confusion

Inspired by the babysitting club books and @bloodthirstybreedingbunny 

This will be a series! Please like, reblog, and comment it would mean the world to me

Eddie has been hiding something from you...and you’re dying to find out what it is. You know he would never cheat on you and still loves you but he’s been acting so weird and it’s starting to gnaw at you. It’s clear he’s hiding something, there are new sweaters in his room nearly every week and it’s sweaters you’ve never seen before. 

It’s been almost two months since the first time you found a sweater; now there are six of them, and you’re getting increasingly confused. Where are these coming from? Are they someone else’s? Wayne's? They can’t be Eddie’s because you never see him wear any but they look homemade. Is someone making your boyfriend homemade sweaters??? You’re not worried that he’s cheating or anything anymore. At first, you were concerned about finding a random lilac sweater in his floor but the more you look at them the more they look like a grandma made them for him, he isn’t cheating with a grandma...is he? 

Eddie was coming home later than usual tonight and he felt awful for not warning you. Hellfire ran over much later than he planned but he wasn’t worried, he knew you would understand. When he walked into the small trailer he wasn’t expecting the sight in front of him. There you were, surrounded by sweaters and when you made eye contact he knew he looked like a deer in headlights. “Where...Where did you find those?” he’s kicking himself for not hiding them better, he never wanted you to find this out. “Just be honest with me...are you cheating? And is it with...with a grandma? Oh my God is it Gertrude!!” 

Eddie stands shocked for a moment, “What?! No I’m not cheating and with GERTRUDE! That old lady three trailers down!?” He says moving his hands around, “Baby I...Look I do more than just Hellfire with those guys, we...god this is so stupid.” He clears his throat before continuing, “We have a book club okay.” 

Now it’s your turn to stand there in shock, “A book club? Are you serious then who the hell is making these sweaters?”

Eddie sighs knowing he needs to explain everything now “Sit down, let me explain it all. We have Hellfire every Thursday, you know this but with school and the band and the club we just, I don’t know, got stressed out I guess. So Jeff suggested we try doing what his mom does with her friends so we started a book club. That led to us making cookies once a week and then it led to Gareth showing us how to knit after his grandmother taught him and my god is it so much fun babe. But when the kiddies joined Hellfire we started reading more because they were getting difficult books to read for their English courses. So now we hold this every other Thursday, it alternates between Hellfire and the book club.” 

You give him a soft little smile, “Eddie why would you hide this from me? If you’re enjoying it and this is helping you relax then I’m glad you boys have this. Let me know if I can help with it, I can always make cookies or anything for you boys, you can even make Sundays your book club days now so you don’t have to miss out on Hellfire anymore.” He smiles and kisses you softly, he should’ve known you would’ve supported him with this like you do with everything else. 

Author note: I’ve really missed writing and I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’m finally feeling motivated to write again so I hope you all enjoy <3 

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[musicshelfwithmustard]

Welcome to The Book Club

The Book Club is:  Russell (He/Him) – Team Lead, Guitars, Vocals  Juno (They/Them) – Drums, Kindest Person in the World  Owen (He/Him) – Bass, Mixing  Eric (He/Him) – Guitar, Keys, Gear Nerd  Nick (He/Him) – Vocals, Aux Percussion  Dan (He/Him) – Euphonium, Trombone, Trumpet  Maddie (She/They) – Vocals, Clarinet  Ethan (He/Him) – Bass Trombone, Contra  Sean (He/Him) – Alto/Tenor…

[girlinthepictureframe]

This is the last chapter of The Book Club. I hope you enjoyed this story. Thank you for your feedback. I wish you all a great New Year’s Eve. Here’s to hoping that 2023 will bring great days! 

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[alicewhitesblog]

My next book, looks interesting.

[soliusss]

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

[aithusarosekiller]

In canon they're dead but in my mind Lily, Remus, and Regulus are enjoying the spring, walking around bookshops and old architecture together and about to go and have afternoon tea and shittalk people

[communistkenobi]

I know this isn’t a novel observation but I’ve been reading a lot of articles about colonial and imperial policy (specifically demography history papers) & one pattern that keeps coming up is that colonial/imperial governments try to institute what can reasonably be described as “good” social policies in colonised places (like vaccine programs, funding for schools, etc, things that are associated with the smooth functioning of a state), and these are often rejected by local colonised governments and people because like obviously they don’t trust colonial/imperial administrators wanting to become involved with their healthcare or education. And what often ends up happening is this backlash against “progressive” policies because they’re being pushed by colonial governments, so you get shit like the Catholic Church running all the primary schools in Ireland because they refuse to open British-funded state schools, or people refusing to immunize their children because those “public goods” are (rationally & understandably) associated with things like US imperial population management programs. And then these colonial & imperial administrators turn around and say look! These people won’t even accept money for schools and vaccines! Look how backwards they are! And paint colonised populations as Great Rejectors of Democracy which western populations then readily eat up. Just a really horrendous feedback loop of misery that generates a lot of ‘secondary’ death and violence on top direct colonial oppression and plunder

[criffyzou]

Maybe the Tumblr girlies will appreciate this finger heart Emmrich from the Discord server.

[pleasantlycrazyworld]

Chapter 2. The Snickerdoodle

Chapter 1. 

The boys were so happy to hear that you didn’t mind the book club, they were thrilled to move it to Sundays from now on. This Sunday they were over at Gareth’s house, and he was so excited to be the “host” this week. 

Everyone decided that they would take turns hosting and that when you’re the “host” of the book club you’re in charge of the snacks, typically the snacks are some sort of cookie. And Gareth was prepared for this week's meeting. He knew the younglings were stressed over having to read Hamlet and Macbeth this week. The rest of the boys just couldn’t wrap their heads around how these freshmen could handle not one but two Shakespeare plays during the same week but apparently, what happens when you’re in honor English. 

Everyone is supposed to be over at three today and Gareth got up early to make some fresh homemade Snickerdoodles. His favorite cookies. He found his mom’s old recipe and gathered all the ingredients. He turned on some music and got to it. 

He wanted to double the recipe for sure, he thought two dozen cookies would be more than enough but somehow he ended up with much more than planned. As the cookies came out of the oven he moved them to a cooling rack, after they were cooled he plated them on some of his mom's giant platters she has for the holidays. As he puts in the last batch of cookies he tries to start cleaning up but then he really notices how many cookies he had made. “Holy fuck....How did I end up with nine dozen??? What are we going to do with 108 cookies!?” Just as he starts to panic the doorbell rings and he stares at the door with wide eyes, they’re early. 

He gulps and goes to open the door, before he can say anything Dustin enters the house rambling about how he isn’t going to survive this English course, and Lucas follows trying to calm his friend down. Eddie is the last one to enter rolling his eyes at the dramatic rambles of Dustin, he goes to greet Gareth but just as he steps in he takes a deep breath in, “Dude is something burning?” 

“MY COOKIES!!!” Gareth rushes to the kitchen and pulls out burnt to a crisp Snickerdoodle. He is cussing under his breath as he throws the very burnt cookies out, Eddie is chuckling under his breath. “I think we will be okay,” he says looking around the kitchen at all the platters of cookies, “There has to be at least a hundred cookies in here man, you have over nine of your mom's platters and there is nothing but cookies.” Eddie takes one of the cookies and takes a bit, he nearly moans from the taste, "These are your mom's recipes aren't they?" Eddie asks excitedly before grabbing zip-lock baggies and bagging some up. Gareth nods and Eddie smiles even more wide, "These are delicious, I'm taking a platter home myself." Gareth takes in his surroundings again and all he can do is laugh, “I swear I thought I was just doubling the recipe, I have no idea how this happened” He explains in between laughs. Eddie pats him on the back and grabs a platter in each hand.

He walks into the living area and sees everyone huddling over copies of the plays, he clears his throat to make an announcement. 

“Boys! Everyone better like Snickerdoodles!”

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[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[catbrarian]

cats and libraries ۫ ꣑ৎ