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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months ago

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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cutetanuki-chan · 11 months ago

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Ianthe's like so are we doing this

just leading your sister lyctor back to your room in the middle of the night to look at the body under your bed

#I feel so bad for Harrow in that scene and then Ianthe has audacity to ask if Harrow been sleeping I hate her #imagining Wake in Cytherea's body looking straight in Ianthe's eyes and like 'is this bitch fr'#the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus #ianthe tridentarius #gideon the ninth #art

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alicent-archive · 11 months ago

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Ah, yes. Team Green. Featuring a repressed lesbian still reeling from the fallout of her complicated situationship. An evil grandfather who eventually will become jobless. A guard who doubles as a stepfather and a hit man. An alcoholic. A doomed prophetess. An overpowered anime villain and his geriatric nuclear warhead. And a fourth child who may or may not exist.

#and people have the audacity to ask me WHY I’m in this camp #like just LOOK at the material #they’re all so doomed and miserable and pathetic like how could I NOT obsess about them #hotd #house of the dragon #team green #alicent hightower #otto hightower #criston cole #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #vhagar #daeron targaryen #my own #text

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zitgrimes · 5 months ago

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The amount of times in House where the end is a sappy love song showing a montage of all the couples and then there's just fucking house and Wilson

#and then rsl has the audacity to ask why everyones obsessed with homosexuality #house md #hilson #hate crimes md #malpractice md #wilson #house

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huellitaa · 7 months ago

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yes i talk to myself in the mornings yes i am my own best friend yes i am the prettiest princess in the world what abt it <3

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gunstellations · 9 months ago

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gentle mornings

#alternatively titled - when your papas have the audacity to cuddle without you #kazurei #buddy daddies #i like to think they didnt really do cuddles much except when rei has a rough night and kazukis warmth and safety is the only thing that #can let him get rid of the anxiety and nightmares #he wouldnt ask for it #it would be kazuki dragging him to bed at first #rei reluctantly but in his weakened will the times hes slept together with miri and kazuki has been the times hes somehow always #managed to go out like a light as soon as his head hits the pillow #even he himself doesnt understand and he doesnt attempt to and he doesnt realise #that its safety and warmth and protection and peace #and thats the only reason he would let himself be dragged to bed #but #eventually when you have had the taste of something so good in the place of chilling nightmares and restless darkness that feels no less #safer than the light #your heart becomes indulgent #and rei will gently and wordlessly ask for an invite to the warmth again #its fulfilling and blissful when the three of them are together #but with just kazukis body enveloping him against the night its a different kind of comfort. even in his sleep he would clutch onto it #thats a tangent right there huh.....anyway. miri would be absolutely betrayed in the morning when she finds them snuggled up #she gets her cuddle time with her papas too then #one big pile of a warm and happy family #yes this is pre relationship yes they would do that yes it is possible #if you got this far thanks i guess jajdjfjs ill hopefully colour this soon but i dont know really so im putting it up here #my art

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caitlinclarksarms · 2 months ago

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can you please tell me what video those gifs of caitlin seemingly checking out the reporter then showing off her muscles is from??? please, help a desperate lesbian out if you can! 🙏🏻

Here's the full video, luv! 😔 Thirst thing thirst

#caitlin clark #distractable lesbians #homosexual audacity has been activated #khei'sanon #anonymous #send anons #anon ask #lesbian #lesbianism

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queenwille · 6 months ago

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them: yOU SHOULD BE ASHAME-

us:

#the more obnoxious the better #i mean unlike OTHERS at least it’s my culture and i’m not culturally appropriating other people’s symbols #yET y’all think we should be ashamed #the audacity #jewish #jumblr #antisemitism #israel #am yisrael chai #babyyyy #THIS GOES TO ALL THE JEWS: DONT FUCKING DO IT - YOU KNOW WHAT - DONT FUCKING ASK ME WHERE THE CLUTCH IS FROM

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empty1ns1d3 · 11 months ago

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dazai's bisexual in the way he likes to rizz up women and get manhandled by men

#everytime kunikda strangles him everytime chuuya throws him every time sigma whacked him #and dazai has the audacity to look pleased #plus his little hand caressing thing for pretty women #i will never get over (in the dub) where kunikida asks dazai “oh whats the situation then?”#and dazai immediately goes “oh i'd say she's sexy as hell”#AND KUNIKIDA'S LIKE “NOT HELPING!!!!”#absolute bisexual fboy dazai ftw #bsd #dazai osamu #sigzai #kunidazai #soukouku #skk #bungou stray dogs

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sudaca-swag · 4 months ago

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"is the barista running late" kill yourself

#how are u even asking that lmao also youre on vacation make use of your hotels brrakfast if youre going to be waking up early as a chicken #the audacity to ask if an employee was sick or late ajdjfir mind your business!!!

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kitten4sannie · 3 months ago

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i was chatting with my coworkers last night and the topic of hobbies came up so ofc i just causally said “i like to write sometimes and post my stories online” and one of these mfs hits me with “oh yeah? it’s fanfiction right? smut?” which led to my other poor innocent coworker going “what’s smut? :0” HSJWH BUT HOW TF DID HE CLOCK ME LIKE THAT IM STILL IN FUCKING SHAMBLES OVER IT

#lyss.txt #to be fair he was joking #but i think my reaction gave me away GODDAMN IT #and this man had the NERVE the absolute AUDACITY to ask me for my tumblr #crazy work #i almost died on the spot ngl #i love queue ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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casasupernovas · 10 months ago

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is there any better summary of the doctor in s3 than when martha asks him what their sleeping arrangements are going to be in 'the shakespeare code' considering they only just met and the doctor replies that they'll manage...and proceeds to PLONK himself right in the MIDDLE of the bed.

#doctor who #martha jones #tenth doctor #10th doctor #tenmartha #the shakespeare code #AND HAVING THE AUDACITY TO LOOK ANNOYED WHEN SHE ASKED HIM TO GIVE HER SOME SPACE

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xoxoemynn · 8 months ago

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Feeling really emotional about the fact that in S1 Ed was saying how fucking boring it was that there's always a fucking plan, and they execute the fucking plan, and then another plan, and they execute that one, and so on and so on and it's all so fucking BORING!!!

And then in 2x08 there he was, with Stede!! With his boyfriend!! And they're going to execute Stede's plan!! And Ed is SMILING!!!! Because it's FUN again and it feels like an ADVENTURE and he gets to do WHAT HE LOVES right beside someone HE LOVES and who LOVES HIM IN RETURN!!!!!!

It's just so GLORIOUS and if anyone needs some timber let me know because I have eaten all the drywall in my home and all that remains is absolute wreckage.

#emynn.op #OFMD #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Ed x Stede #cannot believe my colleagues have the audacity to be slacking me at this time asking me questions #this is the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS HELLO!!!!!

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numbuh424 · 9 months ago

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light's face when near totally ignores him, openly accuses him of making the shinigami lie on his behalf, and then addresses the task force in the room with light saying that if they have any doubts about the Second L to give him a call later. ALL WHILE LIGHT'S THE ONE ON THE MIC. oh, they're killing me.

#death note #light yagami #nate river #near #death note light #death note near #moonriver #they're sooooooo fucking funny I can't get over it #light asks ryuk to confirm the 13 day rule is true which has worked on everyone before but near was like “ok anyways......”#near doesn't even HUMOR him at least #just straight up goes if anyone else doesn't believe this bitch here's my number get in contact #near: liarsayswhat #light: what #light: GODDAMMIT #that might as well be how that scene went #god I love them they're so horrible #I'm so obsessed with this screenshot never has there been a more perfectly captured “the audacity of this bitch” expression #elle is talking again

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metropolisblue · 8 months ago

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"your stupid ass BETTER NOT be ponyfying roy harper when i get back THERE"

my stupid ass :

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phykoha · 5 months ago

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I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.

Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.

#blah blah blah #vent #like i was just responding to my name being called???? i literally just went “huh?” which i do all the time?????#and when you walk off mumbling shit that i cant hear bc we're dozens of feet away from each other in a loud ass store #and i come over and ask what you wanted #and youre like “i said we'll talk when you drop the attitude” or whatever and have the audacity to smirk at me like its a joke and i have #any idea wtf youre talking about #like i got so frustrated and upset about it that i legit cried for like an hour after that. while still doing my work bc i just wanna get #done and go home.#this is about one of my managers btw. if it wasn't obvious #like shes cool most of the time. but she says shit sometimes that make me wanna quit on the fucking spot

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