#aimed at you dad!!!!
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yes i talk to myself in the mornings yes i am my own best friend yes i am the prettiest princess in the world what abt it <3
#aimed at you dad!!!!#the amoutn of times this man had the audacity to come into my room and ask me who i was talking to when he heard me rambling#its embarrassing atp#like you've never been a teenage girl. you wouldn't get it 😬#girlblogging#girl blogging#girlhood#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog#girlblogger#female hysteria#wonyoungism#it girl#pink pilates princess#female insanity#divine feminine#hyperfemininity#sanrio#girly girl#girly aesthetic#girly blog#girly stuff#girly tumblr#cutecore#cute#pink#pinkcore#pink aesthetic#thoughts ୨♡୧
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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested
I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!
Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)
Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)
Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!
Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)
Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)
Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#i'm trying not to pressure myself too much art-wise right now#but i would like to do more of the characters!#(especially considering this started with my insistence that malleus would have a dragapult)#gotta draw something i don't immediately hate first ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#ANYWAY enough art angst!#i'm not aiming for full teams or delving too deep into lore or anything#just one or two per character that i think fit!#i was pretty torn on leona for a while because pyroar is at once the obvious choice but also. not really?#(i did consider luxray and ultimately decided it doesn't really fit either)#but i kind of love Nasty Lionboy's Nasty Pyroar#i think there's probably some. like. ~royal tradition~ that they all bond with this one specific breeding line or whatever#and leona deliberately chose just the absolute worst one#took one look at this shitty rude pokemon and immediately went 'that one'#falena was like 'are...are you SURE' and leona cops an attitude like 'i'm choosing my OWN pokemon you're not my DAD'#as pyroar is actively attempting to eat him#actually it probably tried to eat kifaji first and that's when leona decided he liked it#me: this is just for funsies i'm not doing lore (writes a whole fanfic in the tags)
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Can we have a drawing of adult Aim?
*sighs* still such a baby <3
#zu art#adult!aim#undertale#undertale au#utmv#ask#he can be your dad... or your dаddy— /hj xd#dis man has his [mother]'s charisma and his [father]'s. uh. mindset x)#thank you guys for patience!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
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Have you made any art of orcas? I can't seem to find any with Tumblr's broken tag search, so I figured I'd ask in case you haven't. Thank you, and I love all your art! It always puts a smile on my face when I see it. c: ❤️
I have! I was a couple years ago, I also can't find the original post. Broken website lol ;w; So here's a re-upload of The Whale because I am quite fond of this guy !!
[ID: a digital illustration of an orca facing to the right on a simple ocean background. Sunlight is filtering in from above, and there are small fish surrounding it. End.]
#orca#whale#whales#cetaceans#marine mammals#lots of whales and such in this upcoming creature mail series but this fella isnt one of them alas#aiming to get through some of the backlog of years of creatures and upload more designs to the ko-fi sticker shop and perhaps gallery#i need a better place to archive these drawings#theres too many of them now for the sad search and loading functions of any of the websites i use normally#maybe ill finally set up a creature club bestiary site so yall can search and browse through the hundreds of animals#will be fun to get an accurate count of how many ive drawn#it should be close to 500 by now.#once my dad asked me what i was gonna do when i ran out of animals to draw and i was like.#i could spend the rest of my life drawing beetles alone and not even come close lmao#anyway thank you for the sweet ask!!!
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yearning and grief or somthing . whatever .
#sorry i know we dont really know what happened to hb and cd in the ddd timeline but . i just like making shit up#its just. we know so little#why not just go crazy with it#oh this line from diamonds dames and dads inspired this#it feels like you were born for it#folded out of clay and stardust and molded into a shape#a gun placed in your hand and aimed at his enemies#destined to play the same role#the same games#the same capers again and again and again."#fuck my baka life#homestuck#diamonds droog#diamonds dames and dads#homestuck beyond canon#i mean#yeah#peace out im sleepg#phonification
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Irondad fic ideas #152
Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households
Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.
Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays
The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.
Bonus:
Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs."
Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot
Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:
For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on
#like when your ipad listens to you but these dumbass geniuses literally both wrote sentient AIs#irl: you google neat vacation spots and suddenly facebook wants you to know about their $39.99 beach towels#fic: may once cursed out her oven in a fit of rage#for xmas that year tony 'big of brain dumb of ass' stark hired her a PRIVATE CHEF#tony: but may! you seemed upset! you quoted gordon ramsey at your kitchen appliances! in italian!#may (after ushering the nice chef from italy out the door): YEAH WELL HERE'S ANOTHER QUOTE FOR YOU#I WAS TALKING TO MY KITCHEN APPLIANCES YOU FUCKING DONUT#NOT TO YOU#tony: but may!.. (spatula aimed at his head smacks into wall)#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#ironfam#iron dad and spider son#peter parker#tony stark#fun fact: these are the shenanigans that led to the great bunny disaster of 2012#btw rhodey is to blame for things escalating so quickly#one year he said in earshot of one of peter's bugs: gosh I wish I had a way to participate in this fun bonding game :(#peter- immediately makes rhodey a whole batch of his own bugs#nothing was ever the same#weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :)#see announcements
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the ethical implications of netnavis never fail to flatten me. like hi yes heres my new ai. its capable of thinking and feelings and forming emotional connections and falling in love and basically is just a digital human. you own them. also you can make them beat each other up for fun. they feel pain btw.
#mega man battle network#mmbn#like when you operate elecman.exe you find out that the oayment for work HE does it sent to anns account#because she owns him.#lan OWNS his brother. his dad literally brought his brother back as an ai that lan OWNS#if battle network wanted to aim for maximum realism there should have been SO many people arguing about this#entire forum boards dedicated to debating the ethicality of netnavis#also no i dont buy that hub is the only netnavi with ‘real’ emotions#like. come on#there is no difference between how megaman is written and the other navis are written imo
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#SUPERBADSZN LETS GO#i still dont know exactly what he means by this but. yeah#..im also slowly starting to believe his story about losing his dad so. idk where im standing on that tho its weird if true#BUT ANYWAYS god. yeah. he has no right to look that good ough#also what do you mean you have a bigger fish to fry.. what are you aiming for boy...#just yeah. hes back and hes hot and im a whole lotta gay 💜#kip sabian#wrestling#my beloved#kip in a box#boxman saga
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I READ HIS AND IT IS SO INTERESTING ??
The bouncing between the guilt and anger because “it’s your (the reader’s) fault” is so good. like really showcasing how crazy he is. especially viewing ghost as a threat to the reader even though könig is the threat.
your writing is so complex and beautiful even if it’s darker subjects :) (all of this in a good way!! lmk if this came off rude i’m sorry if it did :( all praise for you!!)
euhueuheuheu tysm bb y’all could never offend me <3
HIS has a super special place in my heart (esp part two pheeew) König is truly depraved and the love/hate of his feelings toward reader is SO fun to write (and weirdly therapeutic??) He’s so toxic ahsbsbshbz I’m so glad you enjoyed and ily ily ily
#when y’all send me asks it makes my whole fucking day fr#thank you for taking the time to send this 💗💞💓🥹💕💖#y’all mean the world to me fr#<3 <3 💗💕💖💗💕#dad loves his kids#i really try to aim for a balance of heavy subjects but with a quote ‘simple’ writing style#like a beach read except it leaves you traumatized#at least i try to lmao#könig#konig cod#konig#uhohask#könig cod#konig call of duty#könig call of duty#part#nice words
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they called me back from the job and they're making go back there tomorrow and on thursday to tour their office and see their products and do some mock sales and then shadow one of their managers and they're giving me 100€ just to do all that ... i'm very scared but excited to get some free money
#my dad was like... let's hope they aren't gonna cheat and screw you just to get you to buy their products!#and it's like first of all why would they be paying Me if their aim was to cheat me#and second of all i ain't buying anything i have 35€ in my bank account so
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@flameandindifference
Ooo uh hrn, yeah, no, uh conflicted. Not sure if should be proud or worried.
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I wanna see more of Aim being a dad!!
And that's how you become a dad :D
Crazy Lace by clownyclowns
#zu art#ask#comic#crazy lace#adult!aim#undertale#undertale au#utmv#Mathi's idea has been way too long in my head had to release it <3#what if#a lil surprise for Axel (≧∀≦)♡#don't talk to strangers (unless they're your new dad) or go their homes (if you already have one)!! :'D#thank you guys so much for 19 100+! <3
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been reading people’s impressions of the guidebook’s contents and one commented that this verse in wink feels like a death flag for otome and ichijiku and i hate how i kinda feel that lol
#this is vee speaking#i was just going to ignore it all until i got mine but just like you can’t ignore jjk spoilers despite not being in the fandom#you can’t avoid spoilers of the actual fandom you are in LOL#i also checked out the profiles since those were updated and bat’s made me happy lol it’s more focused on who they are and trying to be#rather than some surface level stuff like ‘oh jyushi’s a narcissist!!!!’ and ‘kuukou surpassed his dad at 14!!!’#like now jyushi’s aiming to be brave is included!!!!! and boy do i have thoughts about kuukou’s lol!!!!!!!#and hitoya’s profile shows he’s moved on!!!!!! great!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#the thing that had me most excited from the profiles was juto’s lol since i figured taking down chuuoku was his next step lol#that told me i was following juto’s trajectory well lol#anyway I HEARD WE GOT LIKES AND DISLIKES FOR THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!#I WONT SPOIL ANYTHING MYSELF UNLESS YOU ASK LOL BUT I THINK ICHIJIKU IS ADORABLE LOL#i actually wonder if they got new profiles???? i don’t think the website updated with theirs lol 🤔
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right so when my parents wanted to immigrate bc bombs were being dropped on their country so they decided to immigrate to the country dropping the bombs
#rigormortisangel#technically it was all of nato but the us was particularly enthusiastic#also my father has literally met one of the people who flew the planes#he met the man here in my city#only once though bc that guy got so ashamed he never went back to the place my dad works#like sorry buddy guess your aim was off and you didnt kill enough innocent civilians and now you have to meet one
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GIRL WYM YOU CAN SHOOT
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hsdhjhasljdas so ummm funny story, i actually joined a shooting club back in uni and trained (very casually tho) with air pistols for a while.
could have chosen a rifle in hindsight, but my mom was an air pistol champ (grandpa was in the police force, so he would bring her to the police shooting ranges, and she started actually training & going into competitions) back in her days, so i wanted to experience just what it is that made her like shooting so much. and. i get it. i get it.
#rin answers#rin is having tea with: anon 💟#there's just something so satisfying when the target card comes back and you see the shots all fall within the black inner circle.....#and i'm ngl it feels very empowering to have a pistol in your hand as you aim#my future husband shouldn't worry about my dad it's my mom who can shoot him dead center on the head /hj#i've been wanting to go back to it but the safra membership fee is so high ough
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“No problem,” she replied with a small smile.
She waited until after he was finished to reply, taking a moment to soak in what he had said before sighing. “Yeah, that’s…that’s tough.” She couldn’t really relate to him; even though it was grim, she was happy her father was dead. “Maybe…just try to think of the happier memories? That’s what I try to do, sometimes it helps.” She shrugged. It was fifty-fifty, sometimes it helped, sometimes it made it worse, it was really just a big game of chance.
He nodded, eyes still down. "No, that's--that's a good idea. I just keep seeing that moment... and I thought it would fade with time. It hasn't yet, but maybe it just hasn't been enough time."
Of course, the nightmares didn't help. He was back in that spot, Toothless stalking him, under Drago's control...his dad running towards him, that sudden feeling seizing him of fear and panic, being pushed out of the way just in time as he heard the plasma blast hit.
He always woke with a start, and Toothless would always try to comfort him with those big, green eyes.
He thought back, to the happier memories with his dad. Playing Maces and Talons, their long walks in the woods, flying on their dragons together. His father's big, roaring laugh.
He found himself smiling, it was a small one, but he was feeling a little better.
He ran a hand through his hair, taking a deep breath. "That helped more than I thought it would, thanks."
He looked over at Danny. "I should have asked sooner, how have you been doing? With everything?" So much had changed for her in the past year as well.
#asks#tallestgrace#(((i mean that would be traumatic#seeing your dad take a hit that was aimed at you and died doing it#he probably also has survivors guilt as well maybe#and he totally blames himself)))
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