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huellitaa · 10 months ago

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yes i talk to myself in the mornings yes i am my own best friend yes i am the prettiest princess in the world what abt it <3

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #i'm trying not to pressure myself too much art-wise right now #but i would like to do more of the characters!#(especially considering this started with my insistence that malleus would have a dragapult)#gotta draw something i don't immediately hate first ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #ANYWAY enough art angst!#i'm not aiming for full teams or delving too deep into lore or anything #just one or two per character that i think fit!#i was pretty torn on leona for a while because pyroar is at once the obvious choice but also. not really?#(i did consider luxray and ultimately decided it doesn't really fit either)#but i kind of love Nasty Lionboy's Nasty Pyroar #i think there's probably some. like. ~royal tradition~ that they all bond with this one specific breeding line or whatever #and leona deliberately chose just the absolute worst one #took one look at this shitty rude pokemon and immediately went 'that one'#falena was like 'are...are you SURE' and leona cops an attitude like 'i'm choosing my OWN pokemon you're not my DAD'#as pyroar is actively attempting to eat him #actually it probably tried to eat kifaji first and that's when leona decided he liked it #me: this is just for funsies i'm not doing lore (writes a whole fanfic in the tags)

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zu-is-here · 8 months ago

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Can we have a drawing of adult Aim?

*sighs* still such a baby <3

#zu art #adult!aim #undertale #undertale au #utmv #ask #he can be your dad... or your dаddy— /hj xd #dis man has his [mother]'s charisma and his [father]'s. uh. mindset x)#thank you guys for patience!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

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feather-bone · 5 months ago

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Have you made any art of orcas? I can't seem to find any with Tumblr's broken tag search, so I figured I'd ask in case you haven't. Thank you, and I love all your art! It always puts a smile on my face when I see it. c: ❤️

I have! I was a couple years ago, I also can't find the original post. Broken website lol ;w; So here's a re-upload of The Whale because I am quite fond of this guy !!

[ID: a digital illustration of an orca facing to the right on a simple ocean background. Sunlight is filtering in from above, and there are small fish surrounding it. End.]

#orca #whale #whales #cetaceans #marine mammals #lots of whales and such in this upcoming creature mail series but this fella isnt one of them alas #aiming to get through some of the backlog of years of creatures and upload more designs to the ko-fi sticker shop and perhaps gallery #i need a better place to archive these drawings #theres too many of them now for the sad search and loading functions of any of the websites i use normally #maybe ill finally set up a creature club bestiary site so yall can search and browse through the hundreds of animals #will be fun to get an accurate count of how many ive drawn #it should be close to 500 by now.#once my dad asked me what i was gonna do when i ran out of animals to draw and i was like.#i could spend the rest of my life drawing beetles alone and not even come close lmao #anyway thank you for the sweet ask!!!

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phonification · 1 year ago

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yearning and grief or somthing . whatever .

#sorry i know we dont really know what happened to hb and cd in the ddd timeline but . i just like making shit up #its just. we know so little #why not just go crazy with it #oh this line from diamonds dames and dads inspired this #it feels like you were born for it #folded out of clay and stardust and molded into a shape #a gun placed in your hand and aimed at his enemies #destined to play the same role #the same games #the same capers again and again and again."#fuck my baka life #homestuck #diamonds droog #diamonds dames and dads #homestuck beyond canon #i mean #yeah #peace out im sleepg #phonification

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idk-bruh-20 · 1 year ago

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Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs."

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

#like when your ipad listens to you but these dumbass geniuses literally both wrote sentient AIs #irl: you google neat vacation spots and suddenly facebook wants you to know about their $39.99 beach towels #fic: may once cursed out her oven in a fit of rage #for xmas that year tony 'big of brain dumb of ass' stark hired her a PRIVATE CHEF #tony: but may! you seemed upset! you quoted gordon ramsey at your kitchen appliances! in italian!#may (after ushering the nice chef from italy out the door): YEAH WELL HERE'S ANOTHER QUOTE FOR YOU #I WAS TALKING TO MY KITCHEN APPLIANCES YOU FUCKING DONUT #NOT TO YOU #tony: but may!.. (spatula aimed at his head smacks into wall)#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #fun fact: these are the shenanigans that led to the great bunny disaster of 2012 #btw rhodey is to blame for things escalating so quickly #one year he said in earshot of one of peter's bugs: gosh I wish I had a way to participate in this fun bonding game :(#peter- immediately makes rhodey a whole batch of his own bugs #nothing was ever the same #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :)#see announcements

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ratatatastic · 10 days ago

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you can tell we won the game if not by luosty being a brat and hitting an errant rat towards roddy to which roddy hits it back and completely misses him

#this is what flirting looks like #is it really luosty if hes not being a massive brat about it #roddy who manages to charm the finns so much #its a tossup of whether roddy is aiming towards luosty and missed (cringefail)#or if roddy is just sweeping it away so luosty has nothing to play with (tired dad of three who knows this game well)#unfortunately charming the finns means you attract the attention of the brattiest overbearing guy on the roster #(its okay roddy likes it)#liney love is so beautiful

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finedinereception · 1 year ago

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the ethical implications of netnavis never fail to flatten me. like hi yes heres my new ai. its capable of thinking and feelings and forming emotional connections and falling in love and basically is just a digital human. you own them. also you can make them beat each other up for fun. they feel pain btw.

#mega man battle network #mmbn #like when you operate elecman.exe you find out that the oayment for work HE does it sent to anns account #because she owns him.#lan OWNS his brother. his dad literally brought his brother back as an ai that lan OWNS #if battle network wanted to aim for maximum realism there should have been SO many people arguing about this #entire forum boards dedicated to debating the ethicality of netnavis #also no i dont buy that hub is the only netnavi with ‘real’ emotions #like. come on #there is no difference between how megaman is written and the other navis are written imo

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the-kipsabian · 7 months ago

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#SUPERBADSZN LETS GO #i still dont know exactly what he means by this but. yeah #..im also slowly starting to believe his story about losing his dad so. idk where im standing on that tho its weird if true #BUT ANYWAYS god. yeah. he has no right to look that good ough #also what do you mean you have a bigger fish to fry.. what are you aiming for boy...#just yeah. hes back and hes hot and im a whole lotta gay 💜#kip sabian #wrestling #my beloved #kip in a box #boxman saga

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uhohdad · 8 months ago

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I READ HIS AND IT IS SO INTERESTING ??

The bouncing between the guilt and anger because “it’s your (the reader’s) fault” is so good. like really showcasing how crazy he is. especially viewing ghost as a threat to the reader even though könig is the threat.

your writing is so complex and beautiful even if it’s darker subjects :) (all of this in a good way!! lmk if this came off rude i’m sorry if it did :( all praise for you!!)

euhueuheuheu tysm bb y’all could never offend me <3

HIS has a super special place in my heart (esp part two pheeew) König is truly depraved and the love/hate of his feelings toward reader is SO fun to write (and weirdly therapeutic??) He’s so toxic ahsbsbshbz I’m so glad you enjoyed and ily ily ily

#when y’all send me asks it makes my whole fucking day fr #thank you for taking the time to send this 💗💞💓🥹💕💖#y’all mean the world to me fr #<3 <3 💗💕💖💗💕#dad loves his kids #i really try to aim for a balance of heavy subjects but with a quote ‘simple’ writing style #like a beach read except it leaves you traumatized #at least i try to lmao #könig #konig cod #konig #uhohask #könig cod #konig call of duty #könig call of duty #part #nice words

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girljeremystrong · 9 months ago

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they called me back from the job and they're making go back there tomorrow and on thursday to tour their office and see their products and do some mock sales and then shadow one of their managers and they're giving me 100€ just to do all that ... i'm very scared but excited to get some free money

#my dad was like... let's hope they aren't gonna cheat and screw you just to get you to buy their products!#and it's like first of all why would they be paying Me if their aim was to cheat me #and second of all i ain't buying anything i have 35€ in my bank account so

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zu-is-here · 3 months ago

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I wanna see more of Aim being a dad!!

And that's how you become a dad :D

Crazy Lace by clownyclowns

#zu art #ask #comic #crazy lace #adult!aim #undertale #undertale au #utmv #Mathi's idea has been way too long in my head had to release it <3 #what if #a lil surprise for Axel (≧∀≦)♡#don't talk to strangers (unless they're your new dad) or go their homes (if you already have one)!! :'D #thank you guys so much for 19 100+! <3

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cheekblush · 17 days ago

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made a mistake at work today and i just want to kms tbh </3

#i know making mistakes is only human but not if it’s me you know??? 😭😭😭#had to try soooooo hard to hold back my tears at work but as soon as i was in my dad’s car on the way home i started crying 😔#i wish i wasn’t so hard on myself but i feel so embarrassed humiliated and stupid #and now i feel like my colleagues hate me which probably isn’t true i’m just an emotional cry baby 😭#but i seriously feel horrible and i would love to hide from the world for at least a week 🙈#i told my team leader about my mistake and even though she was nice and understanding i was so hurt and embarrassed it was awful #and of course she noticed the tears in my eyes and i think my crush did too bc he didn’t talk to me at all after that happened #they probably think i’m so childish 😭😭😭 i’m sorry i’m such an emotional bitch with no self esteem that takes everything too personal #it’s the capricorn in me… i’m too much of a perfectionist like everyone can make mistakes EXCEPT ME #that’s what happens when you measure your self worth based on your achievements everything comes crashing down after just one mistake #i feel so foolish 😔#on a good note my crush actually remembered my birthday and congratulated me belatedly bc he was sick for a week #he actually initiated some conversations today but after that situation happened he didn’t talk to me at all anymore 💔#he probably really thinks i’m a childish baby now 🥲#i don’t take criticism well bc my mom used to (and still does tbh) berate for every single little thing #so now i think that even constructive criticism (which is obviously good and needed!!!) is aimed at me as a person & always cry 🙃#god i wish i was normal #☁️

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lightbringer-morningstar · 3 months ago

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@flameandindifference

Ooo uh hrn, yeah, no, uh conflicted. Not sure if should be proud or worried.

#Good job son! But can you aim it away from Dad? maybe #shitposting lmao

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akkivee · 1 year ago

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been reading people’s impressions of the guidebook’s contents and one commented that this verse in wink feels like a death flag for otome and ichijiku and i hate how i kinda feel that lol

#this is vee speaking #i was just going to ignore it all until i got mine but just like you can’t ignore jjk spoilers despite not being in the fandom #you can’t avoid spoilers of the actual fandom you are in LOL #i also checked out the profiles since those were updated and bat’s made me happy lol it’s more focused on who they are and trying to be #rather than some surface level stuff like ‘oh jyushi’s a narcissist!!!!’ and ‘kuukou surpassed his dad at 14!!!’#like now jyushi’s aiming to be brave is included!!!!! and boy do i have thoughts about kuukou’s lol!!!!!!!#and hitoya’s profile shows he’s moved on!!!!!! great!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#the thing that had me most excited from the profiles was juto’s lol since i figured taking down chuuoku was his next step lol #that told me i was following juto’s trajectory well lol #anyway I HEARD WE GOT LIKES AND DISLIKES FOR THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!#I WONT SPOIL ANYTHING MYSELF UNLESS YOU ASK LOL BUT I THINK ICHIJIKU IS ADORABLE LOL #i actually wonder if they got new profiles???? i don’t think the website updated with theirs lol 🤔

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joey-regrets-nothing · 3 months ago

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why do churchy people have to be so judgemental? why cant i just wear my eyeliner and black nail polish and be happy?

#this is specifically aimed at my dad #fuck you #like what the fuck is so bad about eyeliner???#and why do you make fun of my nail polish?#ranting #rambling

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