#the Voice speaks

[yellingmetatron]

"REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WHEN EVERYBODY JUST FUCKING ASSUMED TAKING THE DIVINE LIGHTLY MEANT INSTANT DEATH? TALKING ABOUT THIS KINDA SHIT RIGHT HERE:

"THIS WAS THE GOLD STANDARD. THIS WAS THE SIGN OF A WELL-ORDERED COSMOS."

[salparadiselost]

Every couple years or so, the Bats are required to take a group photo to update the JL website (idk why, they are required to take a vigilante group picture), and Jason consistently refuses to show up. So this year, Tim just draws the lines of the Red Hood helmet on a bright red balloon and then floats it between him and Nightwing. They absolutely refuse to acknowledge that it isn't Jason. They put it up on a billboard instead.

Jason finds out about it when he drives back into Gotham and the highway going into the city has a 'Keeping Gotham Safe' billboard and it's a picture of the Bats looking extremely serious with the Red Hood Balloon floating behind them.

[all-my-ocs-are-evil]

[insert poetic title here]

fun fact: this did not start out as isat fanart

(rambling in tags)

[severalowls]

Its absolutely no coincidence that the people being sent baseless sexual assault accusations against predstrogen have, from what I've seen, been young transmascs.

The terfs behind the harassment campaign are so brazenly trying to prey on anybody they reckon might have any transmisogynist tendencies and are trying to use that to sow discord in the trans community. They see transmasculine people as potential avenues for recruitment (and eventual detransition) and it's extremely fucking important that the people being sent these anons do not fall headfirst for the bait. They want you to go 'uh oh, guess trans women are sex pests after all' and that to stick with you and fester, and turn that seed of prejudice into the continued harm of transfem people.

If you want to be a meaningful ally to transfem people right now you have to be vigilant for this shit, and correct it where you see it. If you think being used as an angle of recruitment by bigoted harassment is gross, imagine how it would feel to be the damn focus of the harassment.

[luthienne]

by the way your voice always matters in the fight against injustice. every single time you speak out against an injustice it matters. it sheds light on it. it empowers others to speak up. it matters

[sop-soap]

they make me SICK in the HEAD. the voice of the cold acknowledging that she's the victim in this scenario but never caring enough to try and change that. the construct telling the princess at the start of this loop that she deserves this over and over again, but she never knows why. and the voice of the cold knows she doesn't. and he doesn't care. and this was never what she deserved. and AUUUHGHHHHHH

[valtsv]

if i go long enough without human interaction my expression and voice do some video game glitch shit before rearranging into an acceptable impression of a person

[ninthriven]

Micah-10 & Mihaylova

[timethehobo]

Had the thought of what if Manfred really just pantomimes normally, but because The Lighthouse is in the Fade, he can while they’re in there?

[yellingmetatron]

why does Gabriel dress like a slut

@heaven-saidx, @gemscales-and-tea, @dxnxtbxxfrxxd

"DOING IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE I AM, AT HEART, A FUCKIN' RESEARCHER AND I WANNA KNOW HOW PEOPLE PERCEIVE ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE OF COURSE WELCOME TO VOTE YOUR OWN PERCEPTIONS."

[bruciemilf]

So glad you clarified that "Alfred bleeding out at brucie's day party" was step 1 in becoming pennywaynes. I was just about to ask lol

Also thinking that Alfred doesn't say "fuck" because Thomas says it enough for both of them. And how they're both feral in opposite directions (loud and vulgar vs poised and eloquent) makes me wonder what direction Martha is feral in. Exceedingly painfully viciously polite? Barefoot in the dirt, she'd love poison ivy fae-tinged feral? Does this make sense? I'm sick. All I can think about is Thomas and Alfred preparing to carve someone up and you don't even know who you are supposed to be more scared of

I like to imagine Martha as Morticia Addams feral. Regal, majestic, peculiar, and could wipe the floor with your self-esteem in a minute if crossed. Bruce’s mama was a silent badass for sure.

I like to think Damian inherited her affection for animals! Hers pets were just more… Unique, let’s say.

Imagine you’re Alfred. You’ve been working at the Wayne manor for about two weeks now.

Thomas, your husband boss hands you a huge chunk of bloody meat hanging from a butcher hook, while yelling violently at a business partner on the phone.

“Al, go feed Bruce, will ya?”

“?????????????”

Bruce gently grabs Alfred’s hand (Alfred has to tilt down) and he’s taken to the pool area.

There’s a big ass tank.

There’s a big ass, 20 foot long, great white shark in that tank. Bruce hugs the glass. Alfred may or may not pass out. Martha gently takes Bruce in her arms, kindly asks Alfred to clean the floors, and vanishes in the shadows.

She also has an albino ball python that Bruce adores. Occasionally, she wears him as a scarf. Alfred is severely loving and regretting his life choices.

[beehunterkisser]

they just buried someone

[magicicephoenix]

HES GOT LITTLE FANGS AAAAAAAAA

ah that was just meant to be the angle of his head but y’know what screw it! he HAS got little fangs!!

[fenneqy]

more more more!

[bunnygirllover45]

good pets deserve gentle love.

[secondbeatsongs]

do you think the national dog show announcers ever explored each other's bodies