#the Coworkers energy…

[tanjir0se]

Ok I have to work tonight and tomorrow but since my job involves mostly sitting around and staring at the wall lately I can actually maybe do some plot for this modern AU:

Giyu is a newly graduated and just took his first job (gym coach) out of college and needs a roommate.

Kyo graduated a year prior from a different university and has worked as the history teacher for a year now. Beloved by all the kids, of course. He also has been trying to move out of his father’s house for a while. He meets Giyu on his first day and essentially by the end of the day Kyo is planning on moving in with him.

Oh my god they were roommates dot gif

Tengen went to the same Uni as Kyo but was a junior when he was a freshman. No one is certain if he has his teaching license and he was just the substitute art teacher for a while. But Kyo vouches for him and the kids all love him (and keep doing really well on exams despite his…unconventional methods) so the school keeps him around.

Shinobu has been the health and biology teacher for two years now. Went to the same university as Giyu but was two years ahead of him, and they didn’t really know each other. The students love and fear her.

Gyomei has been the world religions teacher for like four years. He’s friendly but doesn’t really talk to the others unless forced to. There’s a lot of shenanigans there that he’s too old to put up with, and he mostly has his hands full with his student.

Obanai and Mitsuri are still in university on their work studies doing student teaching at the school. (Poli Sci and art history, respectively). Muichiro studies with them taking college classes at their university because he skipped like four years of school, but he doesn’t student teach and everyone sees him more as a student than anything.

Genya and Kanao are part of an advanced studies program where they shadow a teacher. Genya was placed with Gyomei because he’s. Well, he’s Like That™ and the school felt he needed a …calming presence in his life

SANEMI. I literally cannot imagine him being a teacher lmfao (except math bc math is hard and scary and Sanemi is also scary). He barely passed college and worked odd jobs for the past few years until the principal offered him a job as a math teacher. And he was like yeah sure I can do math. All the kids are scared of him and no one is quite sure how to get on his good side but Tanjiro is gonna figure it out one of these days.

[foldingfittedsheets]

We have this new guy at work. Now previously the team was six people who were all highly agreeable and I felt quite fortunate in my placement. Within a few minutes of meeting the new guy, the seventh guy if you will, I was dismayed to realize he was sexist.

I decided to try to wait and see if maybe my impression was off. Sure, he spent all shift whispering with the male store manager, but that could be because he was new.

Later on shift with another lady I cautiously asked what impression she’d gotten from him. “What, like how he’s super sexist?” she asked.

I burst out laughing and admitted I was glad it wasn’t just me.

After working with him today again I’m leaning toward adding narcissistic to his tally as well. I’ve never been interrupted more in conversation, the second the closer (a guy) walked in me and the other lady dropped off the face of the earth, and he just talked about being headhunted for a job that makes 20K a month, how he wants to own five cars, how I was wrong to get a laptop when tablets are sooo much better, and how AI can be compassionate actually.

[uncanny-tranny]

Hey, if you have speech impediments, you are so amazing.

If you stutter or have a lisp or misspeak easily or you have a flat affect or a limited verbal vocabulary or if your voice is AAC or if you just have a difference in your vocality, you are so incredibly important and amazing.

Just know that your voice is yours. Nobody will ever be able to truly take it away. Your voice is part of you, and you deserve to make it as true to you as you deem fit. I hope you have the space to grow with your voice and whatever about it makes it unique.

[strewwwberry]

I need a binggeyuan fic where it's post bingge vs bingmei, and it's the classic bingge goes searching for a sqq of his own finds sy yada yada

BUT

First of all, Time in this world isn't lagged behind or something

And second of all, The ONLY and BIGGEST difference between the sqq sy and china sy is that china sy IS STILL ALIVE

and we know that shen yuan died early 20's I like to headcanon he's around 21-22 when he died, it was like 3 years before immortal alliance conference and I think bingmei spent 3 years in the abyss so sy would be 27-28 and then plant coma happens for 5 years so svsss sy is still in like 27-28 mentally but technically is around 32-33

Soooo

STILL ALIVE SY WOULD BE 33 ISH

NOT OLD AND LIKE PEOPLE CAN OBSESS FOR YEARS BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF SY THINKS OF PIDW AS A PHASE

LIKE THAT WOULD BE AMAZING (and honestly pretty in character like obsessing over something until it's squeezed dry and then moving on, sounds pretty sy to me, at least in my headcanons lmao)

oh yeah and the bingge shows up like

"I want you, love me"

And sy, with eyebags, scruffy but in like a "messy bun" way (not bad scruffy like serving cunt scruffy), maybe he has a job coz his parents threatened to cut him off if he continues to just leech off them past 25,

Is just sat there, on his laptop probably reading another webnivel like

"Wtf, why did some xianxia demon style guy show up in my room, you remind me of that guy from a novel phase I had 🤔ᴴᴹᴹᴹ"

Better again if he's like half way there to realizing he's gay, maybe he goes around and if someone asks he's like "pretty sure I'm bisexual? Is that what it's called? Yeah? Yeah okay"

You know, 13 years of obsessing over sexy men on the internet and having a younger sister who's in the know, and the addition of 2 older brothers who his meimei definitely coerced into nagging at sy, will probably get at least a little cog going ykyk

So yeah I need it.

I'mma just a spiral into my corner about this

I can't write so I'm just drawing my shitty little drawings of my little scrubklys

[acatpiestuff]

when you find out your coworker is ripped

[chiliger]

Time for that annual physical.

[canisalbus]

I have sighthounds (greyhounds) at home and I just love your characters!! (hope you do not mind silly art) So.... what if Machete.... but borzoi >:D

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[fuumiku]

Who’s taking who too lightly now? Playfighting my beloved

Rabbit Marcille and stoat Chilchuck, yay for rabbitstoat au, for no reason for funsies! This is here that I reveal humanoid monsters are my top favorite thing to draw actually. I really like centaur Marcille x satyr Chilchuck so this is kinda in the same vein~ I was gonna do weasel Chil at first but then friendo said a stoat’s personality fits him more and I said yes chief I trust you w my life. Speaking of, my own Chil stoat-sphinx design is partially inspired by said friend’s here!

Chilchuck playfighting and trying to "teach her a lesson" bc she's not taking him seriously so he pounces on her and pins her down but she's just giggling and smiling and beaming and suddenly she’s bigger too she’s not just a ball of fluff all stretched and it all makes him feel a little something. Chil wanting to get back at her for her teasing but he can’t go too hard on the threatening bc he’ll want to pounce on her one way or another if he gets too caught up in it whooops 💞 Timeless marchil staple, put that man in situations

Smaller predator x bigger prey animal is very fun, thank you lucky-fy’s dunmeshi beastars au for making me think of them that way… It adds to it I think, that sort of "well even if I do want you you’re out of reach" bc like even if the predator does manage to kill it it’d have a hard time eating it all right away and idk idk…. It’s that "No. No she’s offlimits" he says at himself bc ‘it wouldn’t work out’ even if it feels right… The sort of going against nature in both that they wouldn’t want to kill each other and that the dynamic shouldn’t be going this way around, and that despite everything pointing to how they shouldn’t be able to work out they can still make their relationship into what they want it to be. -gestures- Metaphors. Well sorta gdbdga in this AU I just think about them frolicking in the fields on sunny days then having tension once in a blue moon and that’s it lmao. "I can’t return your feelings because I’d only hurt you in the long run" "🧍‍♀️bruh be for real". Chilchuck guilt & longing meanwhile Marcille is just chilling having the time of her life, either blissfully unaware or just waiting for him to get his head out of his ass

It’s like how Chilchuck is so tall for a half-foot, within half-foot circles he has no problem being seen as very much a man and a rather well-ofd handsome one at that, but as soon as it’s with other races the dynamic is completely changed and he’s kinda stripped of that aspect of himself in social dynamics. No weasel or mouse would belittle the graveness of a stoat as a predator but wolves and foxes and hawks may laugh at them yk what I mean. Sighh sigh sigh sigh. Them. He’s her rotten soldier, her sweet cheese, her good-time boy

Making their way in the dungeon like "you see this shit Chilchuck?"

[deviousdiesel]

Sometimes I wish people didn't read into the Steam vs Diesel rivalry (or towards any coach/rolling stock for that matter too) as "racism" because even if they are engines, it just feels very reductive to sum it up as easy as "oh so it's a race war between them and they're trying to outlast each other".

Their issues could easily be interpreted as something else like classism, ageism (both young and old) or any kind of social or structural form of discrimination that doesn't have anything to do with race or identity.

[sadmages]

It's so hard to play a tired middle aged man in veilguard. 'Kid' this, 'dashing young man' that. He's 47

[moeblob]

Rice. From my plot that's literally just a game of chess. (he's a rook)

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

THEM ❤️

KHUN IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS

Goseng is voiced by Yu Shimamura, who was Annie in AoT, Akiko in Bungou Stray Dogs, Blake in RWBY, and Haruka in Precure. She’s also rocking a great pair of glasses. Truly born for the role

Miseng is voiced by Saki Miyashita, who was Siesta in the Detectove is Dead and Shiori in Fuukoi

Horyang is voiced by Kenichiro Matsuda, who was Batou in Ghost in the Shell, Bond in Spy x Family (lol), Thors in Vinland Saga, and Terry Fawles in Ace Attorney

Arkraptor is voiced by Shiraishi Ken, who’s a new va who mostly did background work. He did a lot of background chars on Frieren

Prince is voiced by Kengo Kawanishi (and he shares a kanji in his name with Horyang’s va, that’s cute), who voiced Rei in March comes in like a Lion, Gen in Dr. Stone, Muichiro in Demon Slayer, Mikazuki in IBO Gundam, and Tobirama in Naruto (holy fuck this guys got range)

Nia is voiced by Natsuki Abe, who voiced Claude in Akulas

Lurker is voiced by Irie Naomi, and I can’t find any work he did cause he’s overshadowed by an anime character with the same name lol

[clawfootcoffin]

loved hearing lena put her foot down in the newest ep….. gwen and her are quite literally an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object and it is So entertaining to watch.

can’t wait to see how their rivalry concludes (it will almost certainly end with one or both of them Dead)

[couriernewvegas]

be honest does my hair look uniquely musty rn or …

[wraenata]

Pillow attack courtesy of the @tapakah0 army

I missed the battle. I passed out under the pillow. Sorry :(

(Thank you for the pillow attack though!)

[austin-friars]

In my mental ranking, Becoming Elizabeth, actually beat Wolf Hall for the most gay Mary Tudor and Stephen Gardiner portrayal award.