#the 5 essential b's

[sharonisthebettercarter]

can we talk about the fact that billy has been PREGNANT literally EVERY season thus far???

the latest (s4)--

billy c'mon, what trimester is it this time??

s3--

s2~

s1.

. . .

i don't understand, where is this man putting his children--

he looks so fuckin' good pregnant--

love me a perfect chubby baby boi<3<3<3

[sharonisthebettercarter]

ok.

okay...

i had to take a moment cause HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT.

i don't just like this. or even just love it.

i. LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEE~<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3. it.

leik. your last piece of them was good. like GOOD good amazing perfect delectable incredible. LOVE it. but this one just... it hit all the ringers in my SOUL I--.

first of all. never would have thought of this idea. and i am so fuckin' jealous and ashamed to admit that but RESPECT and leik. <3<3<3

second. the attention to detail here is INCREDIBLE and impeccable. there are legit SO MANY amazing wonderful 100 million times more dedicated and skilled than me artists out there (you hella included of course, jesus christ, i still feel like i owe a ton of them detailed reblogs professing my undying love for them--) that have added their pieces to the butchlander pile.

but the stylization and accuracy of their faces here<3. the poses<3<3. the expressions<3<3<3. EVEN DOWN TO THE FRECKLES ON BUTCHER'S BACK AND SHOULDERS--!?!?!

i thought *i* did a study. but *you*. did. a. STUDY~<3<3<3 and it... just. i can't. i literally can't. it's PERFECT. it's fuckin'--

my heart cannot take this. and also. i can't resist~<3 what have you done to me i~<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

i know you didn't make it for me, but i feel like i owe you a HUGE thank you. and you know what, yeah, THANK YOU for arting. sincerely. seriously, this is just amazing and my jaw literally dropped when i saw it.

it's just so beautiful... gotdamn. keep on being your amazing self~<3

and whatever you come up with?? I WANNA SEE IT~<3<3<3!!! ...i am already following you gaddammit--

'anyone he wants'

[raiiny-bay]

before & after :-)

[apotelesmaa]

Ok explaining the 6 different versions of the vocaloids by just going “yeah they’re my distant cousins” (kaito) or “yeah there’s 5 other ppl who look exactly like me and have my name (does not elaborate)” (Luka) is the funniest possible route they could have possibly taken

[sharonisthebettercarter]

hugh campbell is literally the tallest member of the boys in the show and it's one a my favorite details<3

they rarely show it off and tend to use camera angles and posture (hughie boi i see you constantly slouching--LOOK AT HIM~<3<3<3 just casually *unintentionally* making butcher appear is *actual size*--) to play up or downplay/switch up height differences, but i kinda love that hughie went from being the second shortest member (comics) of the boys to the literal tallest<3 (butcher was generally in the middle with homie just casually being a head taller than him--, frenchie and mm being the taller guys on the team, love sausage of course being the biggest guy when there~<3<3<3 he still is btw--)

love love LOVE him so fucking much<3<3<3 literally the *only* REAL bear in this damn series (HE STRAIGHT UP BEAR HUGS BILLY IN THE COMIC AHHHHHHHHHHH~<3<3<3!!! we better see moar of him i swears--). mm is a close one, but he's more of a good big papa wolf~<3 butcher's a scraggly dumpster kitten or fuckin' heifer--

i *also* love love LOVE the single inch height increment hughie and billy got goin' on with homie, it's just the cutest most fun thing~<3 it goes--

5'11" (homie<3)

6'0" (billy bean<3<3)

6'1" (not so wee hughie<3<3<3)

6'2" (LOVE SAUSAGE~<3<3<3<3!!)

i see you sandwiched right inbetween those bois there, 'ey billy~<3? ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

throw in mm between billy and homie, it's hard to find a solid height on that bitch<3 (and they *def* keep trying to downplay his height and bulk cause holy FUCK, THAT MAN--) but i'm gonna say he's probably around 5'11.5", closer to 6'0" maybe??

lol for the roughest layout i guess, they tend to bill urban a bit taller than he is (you can tell cause they'll bill quaid at the same numbers but he's definitely taller than urban, also i SWEAR everytime this man is in a photo that's not a solo glamor shot he's tryin' out some jank ass angles always always always leaning *in* to the camera to make himself look *bigger* leik honey you are so fuckin' cute-- and they *def* keep trying to make billy look *way* bigger than he actually is, BILLYYYYYYYYYYY--) but boi, i see you too<3<3<3

i guess maybe a little closer, it might go something like...

5'11" (homie)

5'11.75" (mm)

6'0.5" (billy bean)

6'1.5" (hughie)

in which there's .75 increments, and then a full 1 inch leap from billy to hughie. either way, they're def very close and not a single one is 'small' per se (except compared to love sausage--tho i do bet starr is one of those fuckers to downplay his height so other men get insecure LMAO--), but i just love the sequencing<3<3<3

what i *also* love~?

(bad posture homie lol) homie's reaction to hughie posturing at his full height was fucking amazing. IT WAS OH MY GAWD--i can't. he had his little surprised moment and then made a *pleased* "ooh~<3" and then smirked like THIS--

leik hughie... MAH BOI--i know he *tried* so fucking hard but leik. homelander is just so unthreatened by him that he's fucking *amused* and engaged with hughie *trying* to be brave. *he relaxed further*-- he just... he just doesn't give a shit. and it's horrible. but also *beautiful* because at this point, you can tell he's just so bored out of his mind that he even *welcomes* the challenge in some ways. he is LOVING that people feel so attacked by him without him doing much--LEIK.

there are a couple other unhinged and unsettling *positive* reactions he has to people similarly enough, (his descent into madness in real time--not gonna get into it now lest this post become *all* about homie--) but man oh man~<3

little bit less posture difference here, will say it's silly fandom obsesses over/exaggerates single inch height differences (particularly between homie and billy while ignoring/reversing hughie and billy, leik C'MON--let hughie be his height~<3! also we should be obsessing over the perfect~<3 *sequencing*, DUH--) but it's honestly pretty amazing how much of a nonfactor the height is in general.

for homie, it's pretty obvious he doesn't give a shit as he's particularly relaxed and unbothered by people being taller than him (especially hughie--literally amused by people posturing LEIK--by the gods his reaction to hughie challenging him--I CAN'T IT WAS FUCKING--GOOSEBUMPS~<3<3<3), but it just goes to show. motherfucker is just playing with his food--

BONUS~<3

lmao blurry ass pic of baby urban getting *dwarfed* by dwayne "i'm 5'11" and wear lifts" 'the rock' johnson. (also that mofo got so much bigger leik gotdamn i am actually curious how much more he'd *DWARF* urban cause ya look at him now and just. he ate a truck--ya look at the rock next to a guy leik SHAQ and HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT the differences are staggering leik one inch is nothin' baby--) SWEET BABY JEEZUZ--

bonus bonus~<3

another detail i *love*?

the shorter two (and frenchie~<3<3<3!) have the bigger/longer noses and... *likely* the biggest cocks--

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[sharonisthebettercarter]

butcher's bussy~<3!! lmao for sure it's gotta count for somethin'<3<3<3 poor baby boi ain't got nothin' else--LITERALLY--KIDDING...

but lawd he *really* doesn't have much. his nose is cute, real cute. as is the index and ring finger (apparently!) and i doubt he'd want what little he has becoming the world's smallest diamond in the eldritch horror compacter i feel so bad for billy i--

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let's just say butcher's too busy compensating lollygagging when he could be donating some fine bussy to a worthy cause. i mean he's *clearly* at the ready--i'll stop now. XD

he'd def make him worse i--

no joke tho, it's actually legit canon that cows can calm homie--and he's shown them more respect than he has any human/supe. leik that *cow* he milked had pronouns for him and it still sticks with me--

'she was in pain'

SHE???

and then he proceeds to cause pain for a woman he considers 'his own kind' LEIK--

gotdamn.

pretty sure if you told homie cows and humans need each other, suddenly the human life would have value to him...

side note. i do genuinely love/hate homie's progression and growth with this. i think it's better to say that the influence that women (in particular it seems, but more specifically manipulators since this would def include edgar/vogelbaum) have over him has been slowly dying down. he's fuckin' tired. he's sick because of it and there comes a point where shit (narcissistic abuse) gets to be too much. no healthy love? well, explosive rage bomb incoming...

he's seeing through it more easily (or at least responding worse for them) as a result and on the one hand--

i love it cause it makes it harder for people to abuse/manipulate him (great example is what he did to barb--'oh you don't fear me? here have a reason to and then i'll leave you to the worst possible fate~<3') but also everyone is fucked (kind of a plus and minus there for me lol)

and then i hate it cause it's the kinda thing that tends to settle into a sorta comfortable misogyny... which is def already there on some level--but it's def gotten worse. but basically he's the guy who became a serial killer *because* of an abusive mother (figure)--has already exploded and killed that mother (figure) and... well, ya get the picture.

down with the sickness--specifically the mommy part<3

and it's fucking beautiful and terrifying all the same<3<3<3

[scatteredshowersposts]

A post-canon, pre-reunion No. 6 playlist for Shion. This playlist follows Shion from the end of Volume 9, through Beyond, until just before he reunites with Rat. It concludes right before the events of my story, Summer Rain.

In the Country - La Luz There isn't one thing that I wouldn't do for you Why leave?

Good Grief - Dessa But I’m willing to work for this Just show me where to dig And I’m ready to hurt for this

I Don't Trust U Anymore - Left at London As a kid, I was idolizing millionaires and all the presidents But I don't trust them anymore No way, no way, no, not again And I may never trust at all No way, no way, I'm over them

Working for the Knife - Mitski I always thought the choice was mine And I was right, but I just chose wrong I start the day lying and end with the truth That I'm dying for the knife

Glass House - Screaming Females Whose house is this? A gift was promised Future structures till we all vanish

The Center Won't Hold - Sleater-Kinney I need a real affliction Gives me a reason to stay I need a new reflection Don't wanna see my face

Fear the Future - St. Vincent When the Earth split in two I was I, you were you I run for you Run for me, too

Kokomo, IN - Japanese Breakfast God, I wish we could go back there Left alone in my room I know they deserve you too And maybe I'm not that worthy

[doubletrucks]

back on my talking in the tags bullshit like it's 2015 🫡

[sharonisthebettercarter]

boi canon LOVES to bottom (for those he loves) and i LOVE that about him :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

dude you're so embarrassing

[prompt-heaven]

smut prompt list no. 3

1) mirror sex

2) sex in front of a big window where anyone could glance up and spot them

3) fully clothed x stark naked

4) slow sex while one or both are injured (bonus points if it’s after a battle or after they’ve patched up each other’s wounds)

5) body worshipping 

6) marathon session (they just fucking keep going, babyyyy)

7) finding a somewhat private area at a fancy party to fuck (coat closet, empty office, secluded corner on the big balcony, hedge maze if we wanna get dramatic, etc) 

8) oops, we were just hiding in this closet, but then the close proximity get us too turned on not to fuck

9) revenge sex

10) finding their partner’s sex toy/toys and making them play with it in front of them

11) quickie where you don’t take any clothes off, just tug and pull and expose the essentials 

12) fucking, but one is still trying to keep all of their attention on the game they are playing

13) getting a little too handsy on the dancefloor

14) library sex for those dark academia vibes

15) jealous sex in the alleyway behind the bar

16) accidental i love you’s during sex 

17) seeing the love marks they left on their partner later and getting turned on all over again remember how it got there in the first place

18) a/b/o

19) getting turned on by their partner’s new uniform for work and then roleplaying a bit

20) sleepy domestic sex

[hobimo]

would u guys still like me even if i namedropped the absurdly popular author i fucking HATE . and even better would u keep it just between us so we're besties so that eventually when i finish dragon fic and its the banger fic i want it to be. it might just get recc'd enough that [BTS AUTHOR] reads it. and i hope it makes them realise how awful and damaging their writing is

[falesten-iw]

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[sharonisthebettercarter]

getting blasted at the ass crack weirdo's hour with billy butcher's spread booty cheeks and stretched out bussy leik--

way to really put the bestest bottom baby boi on display leik that~<3<3<3

[mariana-oconnor]

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[beautyandlifestyleblog86]

Healthy Metabolism-Boosting Salmon and Veggie Bowl

Ingredients:

- 1 lb salmon fillet

- 1 tbsp olive oil

- 1/2 tsp dried oregano

- 1/4 tsp salt

- 1/4 tsp black pepper

- 1 cup broccoli florets

- 1 cup Brussels sprouts, trimmed and halved

- 1/2 cup chopped red onion

- 1 cup cooked brown rice

- 1 tbsp lemon juice

- 1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley (optional)

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C).

2. In a small bowl, mix together olive oil, oregano, salt, and pepper.

3. Place salmon in a baking dish and brush with the marinade.

4. Toss broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and red onion with the remaining marinade.

5. Spread the vegetables around the salmon in the baking dish.

6. Bake for 20-25 minutes until salmon is cooked through and vegetables are tender-crisp.

7. Serve salmon and vegetables over cooked brown rice.

8. Drizzle with lemon juice and garnish with parsley (optional).

This recipe is full of nutrients to support a healthy metabolism, including protein from salmon, healthy fats from omega-3s, B vitamins from brown rice, fiber from vegetables, and essential micronutrients. Enjoy this delicious and nutritious meal!

[sharonisthebettercarter]

lol, if we're keepin' to dog breeds strictly?

butcher DEF has small dog syndrome, i absolutely approve but do feel he has a bit of those lazy/playful pug vibes (AND THE EYES)<3<3<3

i'm sorry, i'm not sorry, but ben is absolutely a shiba inu. hands down, no fucking question. all a that shit right there is projected romanticized nonsense based on what people imagine him to be, but in actuality he is 10000% going to be nothing but spoiled trouble and start screaming at you the second he needs to go to the vet or groomers. +memes.

both those fuckers got a little bit a corgi in 'em too, nonnegotiable

homie? man oh man. bullmastiff. absolutely, and not just any kind, but *bullmastiff shiba mix* for sure. all of the trouble from his papa shiba who don't love him cause shibas are those exact kinds of dicks, +all of the behavioral trouble that comes with mastiffs that are not properly trained/socialized! +memes!

NOW. if we steppin' outside the dog breed zone?

hughie is a fuckin' canary and don't you dare try to call him anything different. nuff said.

billy?? BILLY?? billy is a feral fucking street cat that was raised by dogs for added species confusion. growling, biting, chubbiest wittle marshmallow that loves so deep but has no fucking fear like an absolute moron? the whole goddamn shebang. you found him in a dumpster and he has this secret past he won't tell you about

ben is still a fucking shiba inu. i will not be convinced otherwise

homelander... oh dear... homelander is not a fucking house cat.

does he chase the laser pointer? yes

does he love cardboard boxes? yes

does he destroy all of your shit and furniture with his retractable claws? yes

does he frequently stare at you and sometimes stalk or hunt you? YES

does he do whatever the fuck he wants? absolutely

is he an obligate carnivore that you are firmly on the menu for? yes

does he purr?

... no.

he chuffs. because this asshole is a motherfucking LIGER, don't think we stoppin' at common house tiger, no. this bitch is a liger. with a pretty ass mane and some eerie as fuck roars. he will without a doubt, *accidentally* kill you and/or eat you in your sleep and he was made in a lab and doesn't have the best control of his strength

and you didn't find him a dumpster, he found YOU.

but a little cream (for his dumb lactose intolerant ass) and scratch under that chin will make him all chuffs, cuddles, and headbutts~<3

The Boys reimagined as Dog Breeds

Hughie- Miniature Italian Greyhound. Hughie is timid and needy for affection from his people, constantly on the lookout for validation. When he’s around people he cares about, he is kind and playful but in unfamiliar surroundings, Hughie is alert and aloof with strangers.

Frenchie- Golden Retriever. Even during scuffles, which don’t happen often, he loves his family and will be empathetic in times of stress. At first, he’s a little shy with strangers, but once he gets a feeling of how they are, he’s very friendly. Frenchie is very smart, which yes sometimes goldens are, and can work multiple jobs with a variety of skills. When not working, Frenchie is a food-driven guy, always wanting to make and eat pastries.

Kimiko- American Pitbull Terrier. She’s quiet, alert, and can be unpredictable mostly due to her past trauma. She’s weary around strangers but with her own family (the boys) she’s extremely sweet and incredibly loyal. There's nothing that she would not do for her family, she would go so far as to fight and die for them.

MM- Great Dane. Don’t let the size of this man fool you, he can be a gentle giant. He can be playful at times, affectionate to those around him, and good with kids. For the most part, MM gets along with others, but if in an unfamiliar environment, he can be very leery and aggressive with strangers.

Billy- hear me out, a Chihuahua. He’s got a huge personality and is always alert, charming, and with overwhelming confidence. You’d think he’s approachable, but if you get too near, he’ll bite you. Extremely loyal and protective of the one person he’s bonded with.

Soldier Boy- An Akita. This man would rather work alone rather in a group. He can be aggressive with other dogs when it’s not in his family and will keep himself as the top dog when it comes to social hierarchy with those in the house. Ben can be loyal and protective over those he loves but can be difficult to control due to his size. Ben can be a difficult man to work with, as he will sometimes just walk out of a conversation due to his stubbornness. You often must keep the conversation/ training interesting in order to get the results you want.

Homelander- this mfer is not a dog, he’s a cat. He gets what he wants and will stop at nothing to get it. Oh! You have 5 minutes left of the finale of your favorite show, let me just stand on the most sensitive parts of your boobs and stare at you until you get me my food. Every time you’d move him off your chest, he would get right back on this time with claws. You’d then have to pause the show and feed the little spoiled bastard. He does what he wants when he wants and you can’t do anything to stop him, otherwise, he’ll bite you.