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sharonisthebettercarter · 5 months ago
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can we talk about the fact that billy has been PREGNANT literally EVERY season thus far???
the latest (s4)--
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billy c'mon, what trimester is it this time??
s3--
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s2~
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s1.
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i don't understand, where is this man putting his children--
he looks so fuckin' good pregnant--
love me a perfect chubby baby boi<3<3<3
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sharonisthebettercarter · 1 year ago
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absofuckin'lutely~<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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sharonisthebettercarter · 7 months ago
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BILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~<3<3<3!!
WHEN ARE YOU DUE--
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and he's so happy about it too~<3
. . .
or is about the shoot the baby daddy in the balls for not calling him
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*needs the baby daddy home before supper*
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sharonisthebettercarter · 2 months ago
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Butcher's kid: Da, why don't we ever see grandpa?
Butcher: Well love, your grandpa is a an old fu-.
M.M: Butcher!
ah yes~<3! gawd i love billy bean bein' such a shit he spreads his colorful vocab to his bebies~<3 (HONESTLY ME BITCH I--)
LMFAO--i LOVE it.
i'm particularly stuck on the idea of 'cunt' being his baby's first word--used properly (the british way~<3)--*directed towards that old fucker* BECAUSE.
billy would be so fuckin' proud~<3<3<3 and it would be WELL EARNED. (plus i love me a hardcore mama bear mum who's a little *too real* with the kids i--)
altho, i'll admit. part of me absolutely gets hella off from butcher working through/with~<3 his daddy issues and learning to *live* to *troll* his father and get off on it as opposed to living *for* that old fucker~<3
sam:
"why you bringin' this bloody poof into me home--what do you mean he's the 'father'--you gave birth to this kid!? YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE--"
billy:
*gets an erection/insanely wet from being berated by this old hell swine who can't do shit to him anymore<3 will absolutely spread bussy for the baby daddy later<3<3<3*
the baby daddy:
*is dressed in the most overtly offensively stereotypical homosexual thing ever to dig it deep into the old cunt that his son willing spreads bussy for this disgrace of a man--making him more a disgrace--*
billy's kid--to sam:
"cunt." *spits on the old fu--*
;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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sharonisthebettercarter · 5 months ago
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Normal people during their pregnancy: The baby wants nachos~.
Billy Butcher during his pregnancy: I'm off to get takeaway. The Bastard Sprog (affectionate) wants bloody Dim Sum of all things.
lmfao i need to stop just giggling like a BUFFOON at these things privately (sorry. i am slow sometimes and then put them in queue but i do like them<3!)
yeah. YEAH--
billy's the BEST cranky pregnant kitten man, we love him in his natural state<3<3<3 but dear GAWD, the FAKE ASS POSTURING!!!
BOI--
watching s1 billy lie and manipulate like it's his lifeblood, like it's as natural as breathing and i'm here fucking seething at how TERRIBLE he is to mah poor hughie LEIK--
honestly, billy's performance as a 'rEaL mAn' gives homelander's 'real person' performance a run for it's money...
BONUS~<3<3<3!!!
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found a pic of him at the tail end of his first trimester~<3 in s1 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE!?!??! MMMMmmmHHHhhmMMMmMmmMmmm billy bean them tropical maternity shirts look good on you~<3<3<3
BUTT--
we can officially confirm that billy bean births AT LEAST ONE(1) whole baby PER SEASON--
jesus someone got him busy... barefoot n' pregnant billy bean
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sharonisthebettercarter · 7 months ago
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BILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--
WHEN ARE YOU DUE~<3<3<3!?!?!
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sharonisthebettercarter · 10 months ago
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does anyone else see that scene where butcher straight up throws up all over hughie and think: "O-OH MY GAWD HE'S PREGANAANT!!!"
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sharonisthebettercarter · 9 months ago
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youtube
found an amazing documentary about the mad but oh so satisfying descent into unwavering love of bottom butcher~<3
100000000000000000000000000/10 highly recommend--
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sharonisthebettercarter · 11 months ago
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billy butcher's such a cunt, he deserves a cunt...
and then to get it plowed~<3
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diamonddung · 5 months ago
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Coño...
👀👀👀
He really needs birth control. I'm surprised you haven't made a prompt just from this, lol. 😹
He should have at least:
👶👶👶👶
Now.
🫄🧑‍🍼🍼
can we talk about the fact that billy has been PREGNANT literally EVERY season thus far???
the latest (s4)--
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billy c'mon, what trimester is it this time??
s3--
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s2~
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s1.
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. . .
i don't understand, where is this man putting his children--
he looks so fuckin' good pregnant--
love me a perfect chubby baby boi<3<3<3
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diamonddung · 6 months ago
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Aww. How cute! 🥹 So happy for him. 💗😸💖
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BILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~<3<3<3!!
WHEN ARE YOU DUE--
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and he's so happy about it too~<3
. . .
or is about the shoot the baby daddy in the balls for not calling him
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*needs the baby daddy home before supper*
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diamonddung · 7 months ago
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I always think of this when he interrupts Mallory's story and everyone wonders what's going on with him. 👀
Preganté~✨
does anyone else see that scene where butcher straight up throws up all over hughie and think: "O-OH MY GAWD HE'S PREGANAANT!!!"
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diamonddung · 6 months ago
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When is he due indeed... 👁️👁️
👀👀👀
🧿🧿
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BILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--
WHEN ARE YOU DUE~<3<3<3!?!?!
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diamonddung · 5 months ago
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Coño! Doesn't Billy use birth control!? 😳🫣
🫄🍼🧑‍🍼👶
Normal people during their pregnancy: The baby wants nachos~.
Billy Butcher during his pregnancy: I'm off to get takeaway. The Bastard Sprog (affectionate) wants bloody Dim Sum of all things.
lmfao i need to stop just giggling like a BUFFOON at these things privately (sorry. i am slow sometimes and then put them in queue but i do like them<3!)
yeah. YEAH--
billy's the BEST cranky pregnant kitten man, we love him in his natural state<3<3<3 but dear GAWD, the FAKE ASS POSTURING!!!
BOI--
watching s1 billy lie and manipulate like it's his lifeblood, like it's as natural as breathing and i'm here fucking seething at how TERRIBLE he is to mah poor hughie LEIK--
honestly, billy's performance as a 'rEaL mAn' gives homelander's 'real person' performance a run for it's money...
BONUS~<3<3<3!!!
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found a pic of him at the tail end of his first trimester~<3 in s1 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE!?!??! MMMMmmmHHHhhmMMMmMmmMmmm billy bean them tropical maternity shirts look good on you~<3<3<3
BUTT--
we can officially confirm that billy bean births AT LEAST ONE(1) whole baby PER SEASON--
jesus someone got him busy... barefoot n' pregnant billy bean
;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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sharonisthebettercarter · 6 months ago
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"For Billy, embarazado~✨🫄👀"
i wish i could like comments</3
also valid~<3<3<3
does anyone else see that scene where butcher straight up throws up all over hughie and think: "O-OH MY GAWD HE'S PREGANAANT!!!"
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