#thats so many tags jfc

[poprock-candy]

So I played Great God Grove a while back and did some art :3 Here are some sillies!

Beneath is hidden for spoilers of the game!!

And I designed myself to match with the game's style and ship myself with the Himm,,

Sue me if you must, he's super cute.

[corioliseffect]

new curse dropped: having fic ideas but i refuse to write rpf/don't think i even could

[chiistarri]

what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group

[caruliaa]

yes offense actually but like "uuhmm this trans headcanon doesnt make SENSE though" has always been one of just. the most inane takes in fandom ever like. assuming the person making it is someone whos otherwise an ally to trans people/not transphobic (just because with people who are transphobic that an issue thats obviously much bigger than just fandom stuff) whyy !! do you give a shit !!! like why !!! like bla bla i understand if you dont think the idea of that character being trans makes sense or you think something is canon contradicts it or you dont think its in character whatever it is you dont have to hc them as trans if you dont see them as trans you can even talk about how you think theyre cis if you want but like. its literally not hard to just not treat people who do have those trans headcanons as if theyre wrong or that their interpretation of the character is stupid/something to be mocked or act as though your superior for not reading them that way like. even if that doesnt come from a place of transphobia you will inevitably read that way to some people and regardless like. who gives a shit if someone is seeing themselves within a character/reading that character the way they want to esp in regards to a group of people with such a pitiful lack of positive representation as trans people. like get over yourself

[atenceladusiaawfytbwb]

BTW block has usually being like 'lol what too much it's not that serious Yada yada'

And it is true ☝️It extensively isn't that serious -it's never been like something ideologically, deep rooted thinking, personal taste- it always uuuuh stick to the basic, the 'sides' like of course a writing, a ff can be so important and a reflection of the writers values and a cornerstone or whatever, but, still, what? Lol no, I'll leave, complain ev3n, but just leave. Bit ahhhh it is a middle point, Kay? No, it's not the creators ideology about races, but it can be more waaay more than the 'fun thing I write in 15 min'

So, let's say, it's an abo fic about Brbbsbslohfj the alien stallion and it has toe lactation and oviposition -all rather too outsideish - right? But you know here and there, ( ive thoroughly complained what actually emotionally iiiiirrrrrcccckkkssss mae) the classical 'omgsgg dick so good I'll forgive everything omgomggg' (that is excellent whatever when the pic's point is 'Dick so good reader forgives transgressions', but on passing? On an actual fic with the other actual problems and pull that out of the creators asss? Ha) and it's a no. GOD, NO.

Tfldfr block seemed to exesive, but if I stopped followiong/didn't follow after the content in the writing it was for something, like maybe petty or whatever, but it was for something. I barely, barely retain a memories of a person's pfp, if anything! Barely! And tumblr of course would just oh hey maybe you want to read this now (those 'you might like) and offc I would read the current thing not knowing the previous thing and not remembering the pfp (leave it alone the name) and then, follow?! (Again?!) I mean even the blogs owner (supposing the have literally absolutely nothing (better but anything at all) to do) might see me there and be like 'You heathen!😠🫵' and they'd be right, but of course I didn't mean to, so yeah duh of course blocking it's actually good, necesarey even, and this, sadly, had to be my discovering journey because I tried to be a whimsical 'Oh, no blocking, just bye 🧚‍♀️' but wasn't about being or beingn't nice, it was the utilitarian aspect of it.

Again, tldr

I'll star blocking because girl what I may had been just obliviously refollowing and that's not good. So, may it been the tiniest pettiest (not really, I have an excellent infallible criteria, but I'm also so godamn humongusly humble, so-) most intracendent thing, I'll be blocking. And yes, of course, OF COURSE I had to announce it and I had to announce it like longly, like check all this paragraphs jfc

Again again tldr I'll star blocking like a sport, because tumblr doesn't understand it (help me) the nice way🥵😈. Totally 100% personal though, yes.

[purlty23]

𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒 𝖙𝖆𝖌 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊 ✨

I saw this little fandom game thingie on another site and I really liked it, so I decided to bring it over here to tumblr while my apple pen charges. I’m also going to change up the rules. I’m going to list the fandoms I’ve been in, and classify them by:

Passive enjoyer = simply enjoyed it and the fan content made for it OR Creative enjoyer = actively made art, fanfic, cosplay, etc etc etc.

I’m going to tag people here but no pressure if you don’t want to do it! @miasmaghoul @lonelymentality @copiasjuicebox @iamthecomet @thediktatortot Also if you see it and want to do it, feel free.

Game under the cut since mine will be long<3

Harry Potter - creative enjoyer - My very first. This shit was a family affair in my house. I went to watch parties, themed parties. I cosplayed shittily, wrote shitty fanfic, and my walls were plastered floor to ceiling in teen magazine posters. Went to the Exhibition. Every second movie would come out in July so I would pretend it was like a birthday gift to me.

Twilight - creative enjoyer - Jfc. Don’t get me started. I still have my Edward action figure whose now missing both hands. Used to write self insert fanfic on quizzilla.com. RIP you beast of a website

The Walking Dead - passive enjoyer - This was also a family affair. Every sunday we would all gather round our shitty TV for the newest episode. I was more of a liveblogger than anything else. My dad has a bit to this day that ‘Hershel isn’t dead. He’ll be back.’ Yeah, sure dad.

Legend of Zelda - creative enjoyer - For most of my childhood I was passive, only really doodling Twilight Princess stuff sometimes. Then BOTW came out and it all changed.

Lord of the Rings - passive enjoyer - I look at Legolas and Aragorn. That’s enough for me. I don’t need creative works because I just need to look at them.

Marvel (Spider-man and Loki mostly) - creative enjoyer - I’ve been drawing these guys since birth, for better or for worse. MCU can suck my nuts but so can Loki franchise /sex DC (Batman) - creative enjoyer - Batman the Animated series did something bad to me. Now I draw Joker sometimes. Watch out, stay safe out there

Sherlock and Doctor Who - passive enjoyer - I’m putting these two together since I never really made fan art or anything, but I did attend watch parties for both on several occasions.

Supernatural - creative enjoyer - Sighs. Sighs even harder. Somewhere out there, deep in the depths of fanfic.net there’s miles of really really really bad fanfic. Somewhere…. Final Fantasy VII - creative enjoyer - Sighs far more dreamily. My favvvvv my ultimate fav. Sephiroth is my fictional other and LOMF. Many, many arts of him throughout every sketchbook I own. Also some fanfics IIRC.

TF2 - creative enjoyer - I used to draw Medic and Pyro kissing<3

Homestuck - creative enjoyer - War flashbacks. Not only was I a semi-well known fanartist, I was also a semi-well known cosplayer in my city. I was a ‘friendleader’ in my cities Homestuck fangroup and attended events, dances, etc etc etc. I was on a cosplay gif blog here on Tumblr. I ran the second most popular groupchat on MSPARP.com before it was MXRP.com. I had beef with mods. Most of my relationships at that time were forged in the fires of LOHAC. I still see my art of Dave in MCR black parade uniform around sometimes. Dramatical Murder - creative enjoyer - To no ones surprise. Yeah. I like the yaoi dissociation game. Dream Daddy - creative enjoyer - SHOUTOUT DREAM DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil priest Joseph lovers rise UP. Didn’t do much, but there’s some art floating around out there.

Voltron: LD - passive enjoyer - Thank GOD I never made anything for this. However, I was active in the kin community so thats a huge L. I also ate uppppp stuff about it and sheith still fucks.

Overwatch - creative enjoyer - Sometimes you’re a Genji main and the world is so so hard for you. That’s how I used to live my life, then I got better.

Final Fantasy XV - creative enjoyer - Second LOMF. My old art blog is stocked full of chocobro content, mostly fanart of the boys and meme redraws. Also used to cosplay Noctis CONSTANTLY! Here’s an old tiktok

The Band Ghost and Sleep Token - creative enjoyer - (((((((: Hi guys

[audioroleplayconfessions]

unpopular opinion ab desmond asmr :

idk if this is just me being a prude but this is the 2nd time desmond has portrayed a character as extremely sexual and, for lack of a better term, salacious, and im honestly getting tired of it.

like yeah, i get it already, people have sex 24/7 in the empire and in intacia, but jfc can you make a character thats whole personality ISNT about making sexual innuendos?

for context, i just saw desmond’s new thumbnail for a revamped version of the tigress and prince desmond’s story. if you look closely in the background, there are people having orgies/sex in general.

when i initially saw the thumbnail, it felt like seeing one too many sex scenes on a tv show. it gets so..repetitive and unnecessary imo.

i would usually have nothing against hearing/seeing sex in audios, but desmond and the whole fandom is just..really hanging onto the idea of castin’s extremely active sexual history and just sexual things in general. it comes to the point where i see it a lot in the desmond asmr tag.

tbh the only characters that arent remotely sexualized is rhett, basketball player! desmond, gang leader! desmond, and maybe warren (pls correct me if im wrong)

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[sassmar]

ten books to know me

ohhhh tysm for the tag molly @mblematic my beloved !! <3<3 this looks so fun except that now. you will all know what created my twisted brain ah well. alas!

the outsiders by s.e. hinton haha had to start with this one! read the outsiders for the first time at like 11/12 yrs old and it was truly truly formative! PONYBOY! SODAPOP! johnny and dally!! also it's quite gay.

a separate peace by john knowles continuing with the themes of male friendship, homoerotic subtext, and books i read in middle school that fundamentally altered my brain chemistry and turned me into the freak i am today or whatever.

lord of the flies by william golding look i know the ~*~mOrAL*~*`! is arguably misanthropic/malthusian/whatever but also. forget about that. it is very gay thats all that matters. and it is ANOTHER book that i first read in middle school and then immediately reread like at least three more times bc it made me absolutely feral. also . . . . . . sucks to your assmar!!

stoner by john williams :) this one has nothing to do with weed (it is about sad academics) and also i did not read it until my twenties but. i did write like forty-five pages about why it is secretly gay! (also it is starkly beautiful and very heart-rending, i do love a book that digs around in my organs and squeezes mercilessly like a toddler playing with slime.)

the waves by virginia woolf finally a book that isnt gay JUST KIDDING it is in fact also a lil gay but mostly it's just fucking beautiful. possibly the most beautiful novel i've ever read idk, hard to say and its not a quick read but like. read it for the first time in high school and have returned to it a number of times since then and. her prose my GOD. its a novel but also a poem, just a very long love poem to .... everything ....

fun home by alison bechdel technically it's a gRapHiC nOvEL and i only read it for the first time about a year ago but. have reread it since and it continues to haunt me istg this memoir is STUNNING the most gorgeous graphic novel & most gorgeous memoir i have ever ever encountered. an actually brilliant piece of literature in every right. makes me sob. (also, yes, it is very gay.)

the heart is a lonely hunter by carson mccullers well i HAD to include carson mccullers on the list dear god!! also so formative...read this book for the first time in high school, have returned to it a number of times since. it is. truly beautiful !!!!!! what else can i say <3.

who's afraid of virginia woolf by edward albee this is in fact a PLAY (!!) also an amazing movie but. i have read the play many many times it is SO funny, SO smart, SO painful. who needs whips when you and yr partner are. mentally torturing each other for sport. another one i read for the first time as a teen so again.... rather formative.

lolita by vladimir nabokov all right well honestly i read this for the first time in high school and enjoyed it, especially part one, thought it was smart n funny n that part two was kinda all over the place but still yknow overall felt positively about it. BUT. gave it a reread last year and jesus CHRIST i was just like !! i missed SO much !! it is not only so goddamn beautiful but SO much more complex and brilliant than i ever picked up on as a teenager my god. the prose is like the most intricate beautiful renaissance painting and the plot is like the most infuriatingly complicated game of CHESS but. it's ?? the product of a genuinely brilliant mind ?? idek but i will probably read this book at least five more times before i die its just. wow.

the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater HAHA copied you molly !!!!!! :) :) devil emoji etc. thought about choosing a book of poetry or just something else Literary but like, i recognize this list is already pretty full of Boring Classic Literature and such so i guess i can loosen my corset or whatever and say. these goddamn ya books. SPECIFICALLY the dream thieves (you are so right!) but also just the series generally jfc. i thought i hated ya but these books have changed me and everything i thought i knew about myself ....... maggie writes such poetic sentences...... "his exposed shoulder was raw and beautiful as a corpse" JESUS FUCKING !! only just read these like six months ago or something but they have utterly rewired my brain chemistry and maybe shifted the entire trajectory of my life so. i cannot. i cannot even. <3

oh shit i forgot to tag ppl um @billsfangearring @forlorngarden @shipsnsails @everythingbutcoldfire @colgatebluemintygel @perverse-idyll no pressure whatsoever xx

[stedebonnit]

Jfc NOBODY IS SAYING THAT STEDE'S TRAUMA EXCUSES HIS ACTIONS. Like. Why the FUCK is that always the first place you assholes go. You can't even acknowledge he HAS IT most of the time, but when you do the first thing you say about it is, "but that doesn't excuse anything!" No. One. Says. It. Does. But it would be nice to be able to fucking acknowledge it AT ALL without your asshole takes. We get it. You think Stede is the fucking worst and his trauma doesn't matter. Shut the fuck up.

Omg Stede anon is back!! Wow Im so honoured, welcome back!

I literally said in my tags that his trauma is what makes his actions so heartbreaking. Like I said, its nuanced. Someones actions can be hurtful to others and also incredibly understandable given the circumstances they're in. Which is why its so similar to his privilege, because Stede was raised in that privilege. The point is that hes a good man because he tries to learn and grow, as Im sure he'll do in this scenario as well.

Like I said, it fucking hurts to be told your self hatred hurts the people you care about. Most people who adopt self-hatred like Stedes do so for two reasons

1. To protect themselves from harm (via rejection, abuse, neglect, etc.)

2. To protect others from harm (because when you're told often enough that your existence is wrong, you start to internalize it and believe that your existence hurts others.)

That second one is so powerful, because yes, self-hate is selfish in the sense that you really have to believe that you're special or unique to believe that you, and only you, matter enough to be so deeply deserving of bad things. But the other piece is that most people who hate themselve that deeply also genuinely want to do whats best for others. Its why i see so many clients in therapy who tell me theyre afraid to be kinder to themselves because they think itll make them selfish.

Thats the stage that I see Stede at. He doesnt yet have the understanding, because of his history of trauma and chronic invalidation, to be able to contextualize how deeply selfish his self hate is. Moreover, he genuinely believes that hes doing whats best for others by acting the way he does.

This doesnt take away the hurt he caused. This doesnt negate the decisions hes made.

When I was deeply hurting, faced with a similar mindset, I made decisions that hurt people. I had a therapist tell me one session that I had hurt her by assuming the worst in her, something that I did because of how deeply I hated myself.

I resent my actions, still, to this day, and yet she showed me empathy and kindness and helped me forge a path forward so I wouldnt hurts others that way in the future.

Because of her pointing out the hurt I caused, i was able to learn and grow, and am a better, kinder person now because of it.

Thats what I mean when I say it doesnt negate the hurt he caused. Because often times seeing the hurt our self hatred causes is the ingredient thats needed to push us in the direction of healing, because we dont love ourselves enough to do it for us, but we love others enough to start that journey for them.

Anyways, its a topic Im deeply interested in, so even though you called me an asshole, Im grateful for you reaching out because it gave me the opportunity to put my thoughts into words, because as I said, I believe its an incredibly nuanced discussion, but as a Stede stan through and through it always makes me chuckle when I get these anons.

[shame-kink]

this is no place of honor. nothing good is buried here. like, look at those tags, jesus fucking christ icansayithewasalsojewish there they are, i'm at fucking PEAK 2:11 in the morning brain and i got hooked on the discourse rod like two hours ago at this point? i've been rewriting the same sentence over and over again trying to come up with a way to insult most of the people on this site while excluding all the people i'd feel legit fucking terrible making feel bad (which. includes forseeably anybody reading this unless the grace of god does- AAAAAAAUGHGHGHGGG JUST PUBLISH THE FUCKING THING

yooo this post literally begins "as a trans woman" and is about "discourse", uncool fetish shit, and like. idfk if theres even word for that other thing. People That Are Not Trans Women Keep Your Mouths Shut On This. Maybe Nobody Should Reply At All Actually? i've reached paranoid moralizing stink-beast levels that i don't even really know what to logically do with like i SHOULD post something and this is like my fifth time trying but also it feels deeply unwholesome to either reject or welcome outside input.

being a a trans woman, (which is. fucking relevant because YES THIS SHIT GETS TUMLBRFIED ALONG DEMOGRAPHIC LINESSSSS I'M REWRITING A FOLLOW UP THAT MORE DIRECLTY MADE CLEAR IT WAS ABOUT TRANSMISOGYNISTIC REACTIONS TO THINGS-RANGING-FROM-COMPLETELY-INNOCUOUS-TO-FRINGE-CASE-PERVERT-SHIT-I.-JFC-I-CANT-EXPLAIN-IT-MORE-AGAIN-I'LL-COLLAPSE) one who is NOT immune to internet horny in all its forms ranging from innocuous to.... Less [private information/"backstory" expunged tldr the internet can fuck you up especially if you grow to view it as a place of refuge] and is ALSO extremely adamant that Hey I Think That People Should Face Repercussions For Publicly Saucing Up On "Gross" (don't. make me spell out the exact points at which i think the enjoyment of a particular subject can be morally justifiable we'd be here all week and we'd kill ourselves before the talk was done) Shit but ALSO also the moral phucking filosopher in me can't shake off the feeling that Even Kink Shaming For Legit "Dangerous" Shit (in. interpersonal and cultural normalization ways not "shoot your boyfriend in the pancreas" ways) Still Fucking Counts As Sexual Harassment*** and. ghahghhhh.

at least if i didn't have a moral backbone i could hang out with those smug pretentious fictional bullshit loving DOUCHEBAGS but no i guess i'd chose "foolhardy and can-have-their-sense-of-Innate-Morality-swayed-into-fascistic-tendencies yet barring those incidencees are still fundamentally deep down good" to "i have pleasured myself with uranium-27 every evening for the past three years and its everyone elses problem, radiation is a puritanical myth" (or for that matter "foolhardy and easily swayed into fascistic tendencies and pretending to be good but its mostly people getting mad at trans women for calling themselves dogs or being furries". i do not intend to equivocate The Bad Thing Thats Transmisogynist with my own fucking sad little adoptive poop house filled with people failing to actually make any progress in extricating 'that stuugh' from the contexts where its fucking dangerous but like hey we're trying and i guess thats better than worshipping the the fucking stuff)

*** just bc i call it that doesn't mean arguments can't be made as to why its necessary or for the public good bla bla bla i'm not strictly arguing against it its just. even entertaining that it might be a lesser of two evils opens up so many fucking unsanswerable questions and my feelings-of-personal-shame-and-guilt engines just start kicking in bc this shit can't even be framed as "rationally" or "concisely" as a fucking trolley problem i'm moral relativisming my way into absolutism somehow i pray for hell to be real so that the duty of judgement can be left to hands other than my own for I Too am imperfect (albeit not in a way that gets off to children, LOL, get fucked i do still have the moral highground, like not over YOU necessarily but over those *other* dipshits that neither of *us* like)

[nyxi-pixie]

i dont trust a bitch that hates ronance

like wdym u like stedd1e(<3) or god forbid fucking h4rr1ngr0ve(😒) but you dont like ronance🤨🤨🤨🤨

like if u dnt ship it bc ur rooting for robin and vickie or ur a super yay jxncy person or smt sure whatever. but if u HATE ronance??? i do not trust you.

[aphemorpha]

no one asked but

Jake is fight

Marc is flight

Steven is freeze

[incorrectdmp]

Juniper: I used to play catch with my dad

Juniper: Except the ball hit the wall because he wasn’t there

Grace: Same

Tommy, Percy, Valencia, Thorin, Hailey and Ezra: *nodding*

Yugo: 

Yugo: Are you guys okay?

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

So here’s a bunch of incorrect quotes from the generator, as I’ve been using it for an hour and laughing my ass off. So uh enjoy.

Justin: I think we're missing something. Isabelle: Teamwork? Paxton: Cohesion? Bentley: A general sense of what we’re doing? 

 Justin: Truth or dare?

Isabelle: Dare Justin: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Isabelle: Hey Paxton Paxton, blushing: Yeah? Isabelle: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Bentley 

 Justin: Dumbest scar stories, go! Isabelle: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Paxton: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Bentley: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Keith: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Paige: Paige: I have emotional scars.

Justin: I CAN'T DO IT! Isabelle, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Justin: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Paxton: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Justin: Justin: I appreciate it, Justin: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Bentley: Justin- Justin: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Keith: Justin we gotta- Justin: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Justin: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Justin, motioning to Paige: NOT FUCKING THIS

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Justin: Thanks fam! Isabelle: oh no Paxton: *cries* I love you too Bentley: Sounds fake but okay Keith: *A flustered mess* Paige: can i get a refund

'Can I copy the homework?' Justin: I can help you with it! Isabelle: Yeah, sure. Paxton: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Bentley: lol nope. Keith: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Paige: *Read 5:55pm*

Justin: Isabelle... How do I begin to explain Isabelle? Paxton: Isabelle is flawless. Bentley: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Keith: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Justin: Are we really going to let Isabelle keep Paxton? Bentley: We kept Keith.

Justin: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Isabelle: This knife is actually a magic wand. Paxton: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Bentley: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Keith: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Justin: Where's Isabelle, Paxton, and Bentley? Keith: They're playing hide and seek. Justin: Where? Keith: I don't think you get how this game works.

Justin: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Isabelle: 'Prettiest Smile' Paxton: 'Nicest Personality' Bentley: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Keith: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Justin: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Isabelle: Have everyone stand. Paxton: Bring three more chairs! Bentley: The most important ones can sit down. Keith: Kill three.

Justin: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Justin and Isabelle, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Paxton: Our turn, Bentley! One, two, three- vanilla! Bentley, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Justin: I just ended a four year relationship. Isabelle: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Justin: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Paxton and Bentley fighting from across the room*

Justin: *Screams* Isabelle: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Paxton: Should we do something?! Bentley, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Justin: I think Bentley was right. Isabelle: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Paxton: They wouldn't do that. Bentley: You're right, Paxton. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Bentley: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Bentley Told You So' on the back*

Justin: Is stabbing someone immoral? Isabelle: Not if they consent to it. Paxton: Depends who you’re stabbing. Bentley: YES?!?

Justin, Isabelle, and Paxton are sitting on a bench Bentley: Why do you guys look so sad? Justin: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Bentley sits down* Isabelle: The bench is freshly painted.

Justin: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Isabelle: Paxton: Bentley: Everyone Else At Justin’s Surprise Birthday Party: Isabelle: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Justin: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Isabelle: Put spaghetti in it. Justin: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Paxton: Put spaghetti in it. Justin: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Bentley: Put spaghetti in it. Justin: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Justin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Isabelle: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Justin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Paxton: Actually I did the math, Isabelle would have $225, not $0.15. Isabelle: Fam I’m right here.... Bentley: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Justin: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Bentley: Sorry I only have a dollar Justin: :( Paxton: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Isabelle would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Bentley: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Paxton: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Keith: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Paxton: Apply juice to what Paige: Directly to the forehead Isabelle: Great chat everyone

Justin: Croissants: dropped Isabelle: Road: works ahead Paxton: BBQ sauce: on my titties Bentley: Shavacado: fre Keith: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Paige: Paige, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Justin: Hewwo. Isabelle: Hihiiiiii! Paxton: Greetings, Humans. Keith: Three kinds of people. Bentley: I want pudding. Justin: Four kinds of people. Paige: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? Keith: Five kinds of people.

Justin: Just be yourself. Isabelle: 'Be myself'? Justin, I have one day to win Paxton over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Bentley: Couple weeks. Keith: Six months. Paige: Jury’s still out. Isabelle: See, Justin? Isabelle: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Justin: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Isabelle: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Paxton: More or less, I guess... Bentley: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Keith: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Paige: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Justin: Dumbest scar stories, go! Isabelle: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Paxton: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Bentley: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Keith: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Paige: Paige: I have emotional scars.

Justin: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Paxton will and will not eat. Isabelle: Grass? Yes! Justin: Moss? Yes!! Isabelle: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Justin: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Isabelle: Worms? Sometimes! Justin: Rocks? Usually nah. Isabelle: Twigs? Usually! Justin: Keith's cooking? Inconclusive! Bentley: How did you… test this? Justin: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Bentley: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Keith: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Justin: Good morning. Isabelle: Good morning. Paxton: Good morning. Bentley: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Keith: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Justin: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Isabelle: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Justin: Three of us saw it, Isabelle. How do you explain that? Isabelle: *points at Paxton* Sleep deprivation. *points at Bentley* Paranoia. *points at Keith* Delusional personality disorder.

Justin: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Isabelle: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Paxton: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Bentley: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Keith: My moral code, is that you? Justin: Justin: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Justin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Isabelle: Several traffic violations. Paxton: Three counts of resisting arrest. Bentley: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Keith: Also, that’s not our car.

Justin: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Isabelle: Rude. Paxton: That’s fair. Bentley: Not again. Keith: Are you going to want this back?

Justin: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Isabelle: ... Your what? Justin: My friends. Paxton: Are they saying “friends”? Bentley: I think they're being sarcastic. Keith: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Justin! All of your friends are in this room. Justin: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Justin: You're a loose cannon, Isabelle. Isabelle: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Paxton: I think you play by your own rules. Bentley: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Justin: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Isabelle: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Keith is a loose cannon. Keith: *smashes a chair*

Justin: Dammit, Isabelle! Isabelle: What?! It wasn’t me! Justin: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Paxton! Paxton: Not me either. Justin: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Bentley: *whistles*

Justin, banging on the door: Isabelle! Open up! Isabelle: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paxton: No, they meant- Bentley: Let them finish.

Justin: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Isabelle: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Paxton: I personally was created in a lab. Bentley: I just straight up spawned lol.

Justin: Isabelle, I'm sad. Isabelle: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Paxton: Bentley, I'm sad. Bentley, nodding: mood.

Justin: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Isabelle: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Paxton: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Bentley: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

[minijenn]

....Randomly just realized there are no female characters to speak of in the Toy Box world in KH3 :|

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Y’all I am just. So tired right now. And not in an “I need to sleep way.” I don’t exactly know why, but there’s just been an influx of hate in the main SU tag and I just *wipes hand down face*

I haven’t been having the greatest of weeks, so you can imagine how seeing so mush negativity directed towards something I love is affecting me. Well, that might be a tad dramatic, but I just don’t get why people insist on putting hate for a fandom in fandom tags. You don’t like that fandom. Okay. But I don’t need to know about that, right? Why do I want to know that you hate something I love? How do you think that’ll affect someone who’s trying to find positive content for something they like to try to make themselves feel better after a shitty time? 

TL;DR: Please keep fandom hate out of fandom tags that it’s directed towards. You don’t know if that could negatively affect someone who’s already having a shit time. Also, it’s annoying. People who like the thing don’t need to know that you don’t like the thing. Be a decent fucking person jfc.