#these are all so accurate

[adulting-sucks]

I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[sga-owns-my-soul]

When Carson first found out he was getting a wave of new staff in the city, he took it upon himself to print out a list of the most important lessons for all doctors and nurses to know.

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co written with @the-mushroom-faerie

[izzielizzie]

Antihero- Milly

You’re On Your Own Kid- Aubrey

Vigilante Shit- Jonah

omg yessss

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

📜

From the random generator!!

LeBlanc: I made tea. Robin: I don’t want tea. LeBlanc: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Robin: Then why are you telling me? LeBlanc: It is a conversation starter. Robin: That’s a lousy conversation starter. LeBlanc: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[caputvulpinum]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

(This is so random and I'm going a bit insane at almost 3am😫)

Duke: Tim! Wssp?

Tim: *face half an inch away from his phone* reading.

Duke: reading what?

Tim: 🧍🏻‍♂️

Duke:🧍🏾‍♂️

Tim *mumbles*

Duke: huh?

Tim: *mumbles a bit louder* superbat😔

Duke: omg?? *whips out his phone and opens a recent tab* same?!

*staring at eachother in disbelief for a solid minute*

[Meanwhile in the other room]

Jason: *writing superbat fics*

[the-phantom-peach]

drawing some lesser-seen dorks

because they are tiny in my hand <3

[lotus-pear]

clowns in court

[tawnysoup]

the fritter (frin critter)

[sisaloofafump]

Trying to visualize an exy court

[junotter]

My redesigns for aged up gaang

[sabh0]

Meanwhile Chuuya's love language is jumping out of an airplane and fighting a dragon in an-almost-suicide mission

[starzonez]

sometimes it feels more real than real life.

[collieii]

someone probably said this already but in spiderverse i think it's interesting how when pavitr was first introduced everyone thought something bad was gonna happen to him bc of how confident and optimistic he was. and then in the actual movie we see that something bad was supposed to happen to him (police chief dying!) but it doesn't! miles stops it! and miguel berates miles for this, says it's going to cause the universe to collapse or whatever.

there's this idea that tragedy is inherent to spidermans growth, and while it's true that some spiderpeople learn important lessons through loss, no one stops to ask, is it really necessary? yeah, maybe the chief was supposed to die. but why does spiderman have to be formed through tragedy? why do we (as heroes) have to let people die? pavitr didn't lose anyone, and he's still a good spiderman! maybe, if he doesn't suffer, he'll end up better off for it!

so while miguel is arguing for all this big picture stuff about saving the multiverse he's lost sight of what it really means to be a spiderman, he's not looking out for the real individual people. yeah it's just one person who would die, but that one person means something to someone. shrugging and saying "stuff just sucks sometimes, we can't do anything about it" is the opposite of what superheroes do. pretty obviously, miles arc is also a reflection of the struggles people face in real life, working within unequal systems, where it's easy to shrug and say "that's just the way it is" and not ask "but why does it need be this way? can't we do something about it?"

miguel is arguing that you can't have your cake and eat it too. presumably, miles and co. are going to find a way to get around that and change things for the better (and maybe that's why miles has that line about two cakes in the advisors office!)

[labannori]

Ze guys,

Loser boy, Teenage Girl and ... Owl