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adulting-sucks · 1 year ago

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I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂

#he’s not wrong #these are all so accurate

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sga-owns-my-soul · 1 year ago

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When Carson first found out he was getting a wave of new staff in the city, he took it upon himself to print out a list of the most important lessons for all doctors and nurses to know.

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co written with @the-mushroom-faerie

#her settings are turned off on ao3 so i couldn't tag her on ao3 #but i can tag her here 🥰🥰🥰#anywyas this is so stupid #but so fuckimg funny #and you can't tell me it's not canon 😂😂#these are all so accurate #mushroom and i are geniuses honestly lmao #my writing #carson beckett #fanfic #sga fanfic #sga #stargate atlantis

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izzielizzie · 2 years ago

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Antihero- Milly

You’re On Your Own Kid- Aubrey

Vigilante Shit- Jonah

omg yessss

#these are all so accurate #also unrelated but i miss my little trio #i didn't like the cousins that much but the main characters???#perfection #aubrey story #milly story #jonah north

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witchcraftandburialdirt · 2 years ago

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From the random generator!!

LeBlanc: I made tea. Robin: I don’t want tea. LeBlanc: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Robin: Then why are you telling me? LeBlanc: It is a conversation starter. Robin: That’s a lousy conversation starter. LeBlanc: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

#Oh my dear I’ve missed you!! <3 #Thank you for the ask lovely #These are all SO accurate #regina tenebris

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andstuffsketches · 24 days ago

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girl who lives in a cave

#ok i started batgirl 2000... its peak #i mean caveat caveat caveat for all the sht that happens in 90s comics but cass rules so hard #“how are you going to fight someone you cant hit?” “you tell me” lived rent free in my brain for days afterwards... shes Her #batgirl #cassandra cain #cass cain #batgirl 2000 #batgirl comics #dc #dc comics #barbara gordon #oracle dc #batman #im on like issue 23? where bruce and babs are talking about casss deal w shiva. i love how bruce sees a lot of himself in cass (accurate) s #he decides he should treat her like himself (bad!!). its very human #the thing i keep thinking is “they should give her white eyes to emote like batman” and thank goodness they did later #im reading batgirl 2024 too but obviously theres only 2 issues out so far #panel redraw #id in alt #2024

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scoutzone · 10 days ago

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scout being the father he never had i'm going to fucking cry

#tf2 #spoilers #spy face reveal was something i did not expect like at all #does this mean we are finally gonna get an accurate maskless spy model? i hope so #and the mistery of scout's last name is solved :)#jesus christ i am so happy

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so-you-read-the-usernames · 1 year ago

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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

#meryl stryfe #trigun meryl #trigun #trigun (1998)#I haven’t actually seen tristamp #but based on the gif sets and clips I’ve seen I think it’s still accurate #weiss schnee #yeah I’m a rwby fan so what #there are probably more examples but modern media is sooo bad at writing female characters that I can’t think of any #also old time media #all media is bad at writing female characters #anywho if anyone reblogs this can they put their fav insane lady blorbo in the tags

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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proxycrit · 3 months ago

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Linktober, Day 12: Tarry Town!

You defeat the final boss in the volcano causing the floating islands to float! Congrats. Unfortunately, with the destruction of the said monster, the islands are no longer floating and are, in fact, slowly coming down enmass as the magnesis scatters.

Zelda would like to point out people are much more likely to survive walking around slow giant rocks from the sky versus dodging flaming lava. She’s practicing this new thing called positive thinking.

(This is a totk au called Familiar Familiar where zelda does not go back in time! Click here to see the full comic masterlist)

(Plus my patreon!)

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numberonedukethomasapologist · 6 months ago

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(This is so random and I'm going a bit insane at almost 3am😫)

Duke: Tim! Wssp?

Tim: *face half an inch away from his phone* reading.

Duke: reading what?

Tim: 🧍🏻‍♂️

Duke:🧍🏾‍♂️

Tim *mumbles*

Duke: huh?

Tim: *mumbles a bit louder* superbat😔

Duke: omg?? *whips out his phone and opens a recent tab* same?!

*staring at eachother in disbelief for a solid minute*

[Meanwhile in the other room]

Jason: *writing superbat fics*

#batfam #batfamily headcanons #batfamily #batfam headcanons #batman #tim a duke both read ao3 fics and JL fics are a guilty pleasure #both of then reading superbat cuz their like “why are these fics so accurate and well written?”#little do they know that jason wrotes majority of the JL and almost all the superbat fics #crack #duke thomas #tim drake #Jason todd

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the-phantom-peach · 5 months ago

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drawing some lesser-seen dorks

because they are tiny in my hand <3

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pansylair · 18 days ago

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🟨 Rhamphorhynchus 🟨

acrylic, gouache, and gloss medium on coldpress

Part of the Nucleus House Group Show: P.S. 9, Opening on December 15th, Portland, OR.

One of my three 5x7" postcard sized paintings that will be available in person and online. :)

#posted a non scan / in the sun photo on ig! its so hard to accurately scan in #especially with the shine #i’ll post all the outdoor together soon!#painting #illustration #paleoart #pterosaur #rhamphorhynchus #traditional art #animal art

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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clowns in court

#i haven't played genshin in four months so lmk if this is accurate #bro i forgot how much pain it causes me to draw genshin outfits there’s so many stupid details #this is all from memory btw so idk if it's accurate i was just looking at past drawings to double check outfits💀#anyway it was so fun seeing chuuya COUGH i mean childe!! in fontaine!! my fav ginger <33 #genshin #genshin impact #lumine genshin impact #lumine #childe genshin impact #childe #furina #focalors #fontaine #chilumi #lotus draws

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 14 days ago

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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

#ASK ME #ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising #no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve #anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you #...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones #I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food #and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb #I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer #s #YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART #......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking

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tawnysoup · 4 months ago

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the fritter (frin critter)

#inspo struck right after posting the last two. some kind of a hermit crab. a snail #they think they look all cool and mysterious under their safety shelter but if u remove it they're a disastrous puffball of uncombed fur #the hat is not accurate to an adult human btw. i tried to put them in a full size hat and they were lost forever. this is a child sized hat #they need to swap out for bigger hats as they grow #MY FRIENDS WROTE AND DREW SO MUCH FOR THE FRITTER I HOPE THEY CAN REBLOG AND ADD BC THEYRE SO GOOD <3 #we started making a whole au about critter species in the wild and how they interact and survive. very fascinating.#i need to collect all the worldbuilding into one place eventually. rn all i'll say is.. overworked odile petsmart employee (tealgoat's idea #isat critters #isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #my art #a6se/twohats (this tag only) implication then is that loop is bald i guess aksdks. loop = wild shorthair. fritter = domestic longhair.

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uhcasual · 3 months ago

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All illustrations for The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation: Russian Edition Exclusives, Volume 5

Finally got my hands on the russian истари/Istari publication volume 5 for Mo Dao Zu Shi, so here are high resolution scans of the art exclusive to this particular edition. The art here portrays events that occur in the post-storyline extras.

Full resolution available for download here (tumblr compresses images a little)

Illustration Artist: Marina Privalova (Baoshan Karo)

[Vol. 1] - [Vol. 2] - [Vol. 3] - [Vol. 4] - [Vol. 5] (part 1)

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #mxtx mdzs #wei wuxian #illustrations #wangxian #mdzs novel #official art #I'm working on making some upscaled scans of the art from the other novels as well #tbh these aren't actually “scans”#I actually just took pics of the pages with my phone and then have to edit it and redraw some parts of the original image or add space #because pages aren't flat and I don't own a scanner unfortunately #and sometimes the words on the other side bled through the page #these are 100% faithful though #the only things I ever had to extend are environmental #I looked for an epub or pdf of this book for so long but couldn't find it anywhere #and I mean literally anywhere 😭 scoured Russian social media sites for hours and nothing #did find an interesting weird mdzs Russian translation though #weird as in the translation was not accurate at all #but it had its own little art interspersed #I think it was a fan thing rather than an official translation

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