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adulting-sucks · 1 year ago

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I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂

#he’s not wrong #these are all so accurate

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sga-owns-my-soul · 1 year ago

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When Carson first found out he was getting a wave of new staff in the city, he took it upon himself to print out a list of the most important lessons for all doctors and nurses to know.

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co written with @the-mushroom-faerie

#her settings are turned off on ao3 so i couldn't tag her on ao3 #but i can tag her here 🥰🥰🥰#anywyas this is so stupid #but so fuckimg funny #and you can't tell me it's not canon 😂😂#these are all so accurate #mushroom and i are geniuses honestly lmao #my writing #carson beckett #fanfic #sga fanfic #sga #stargate atlantis

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izzielizzie · 2 years ago

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Antihero- Milly

You’re On Your Own Kid- Aubrey

Vigilante Shit- Jonah

omg yessss

#these are all so accurate #also unrelated but i miss my little trio #i didn't like the cousins that much but the main characters???#perfection #aubrey story #milly story #jonah north

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gijane-7702 · 2 years ago

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I see nothing incorrect

#star trek: voyager #kathryn janeway #chakotay #janeway x chakotay #these are all so accurate

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so-you-read-the-usernames · 2 years ago

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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

#meryl stryfe #trigun meryl #trigun #trigun (1998)#I haven’t actually seen tristamp #but based on the gif sets and clips I’ve seen I think it’s still accurate #weiss schnee #yeah I’m a rwby fan so what #there are probably more examples but modern media is sooo bad at writing female characters that I can’t think of any #also old time media #all media is bad at writing female characters #anywho if anyone reblogs this can they put their fav insane lady blorbo in the tags

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andstuffsketches · 2 months ago

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girl who lives in a cave

#ok i started batgirl 2000... its peak #i mean caveat caveat caveat for all the sht that happens in 90s comics but cass rules so hard #“how are you going to fight someone you cant hit?” “you tell me” lived rent free in my brain for days afterwards... shes Her #batgirl #cassandra cain #cass cain #batgirl 2000 #batgirl comics #dc #dc comics #barbara gordon #oracle dc #batman #im on like issue 23? where bruce and babs are talking about casss deal w shiva. i love how bruce sees a lot of himself in cass (accurate) s #he decides he should treat her like himself (bad!!). its very human #the thing i keep thinking is “they should give her white eyes to emote like batman” and thank goodness they did later #im reading batgirl 2024 too but obviously theres only 2 issues out so far #panel redraw #id in alt #2024

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 days ago

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"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED

#physical! mentally! sexually! politically!#happy and saddy and frowny and smiley!#imagine All of the Smiley Faces but with tiny biologically accurate dark circles and bloodshot eyes #that's me. that's me and that's you right now #(with disgust) you're AROUSED right now? when u could be writing letters to your governor???#(.....ok so this was a joke but writing emails to your state politicians is actually a good idea jdyk.#not advocating skipping 'Hello Kitty/Jack In The Box' personal time to implement this just. maybe add it to your To Do?#) anyway. BACK TO THE BIT #um. SERVICE top? really? in this economy????#the tip jar is 4 flies fighting over a desiccated wasabi pea #THAT'S the service economy rn

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scoutzone · 1 month ago

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scout being the father he never had i'm going to fucking cry

#tf2 #spoilers #spy face reveal was something i did not expect like at all #does this mean we are finally gonna get an accurate maskless spy model? i hope so #and the mistery of scout's last name is solved :)#jesus christ i am so happy

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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proxycrit · 4 months ago

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Linktober, Day 12: Tarry Town!

You defeat the final boss in the volcano causing the floating islands to float! Congrats. Unfortunately, with the destruction of the said monster, the islands are no longer floating and are, in fact, slowly coming down enmass as the magnesis scatters.

Zelda would like to point out people are much more likely to survive walking around slow giant rocks from the sky versus dodging flaming lava. She’s practicing this new thing called positive thinking.

(This is a totk au called Familiar Familiar where zelda does not go back in time! Click here to see the full comic masterlist)

(Plus my patreon!)

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numberonedukethomasapologist · 7 months ago

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(This is so random and I'm going a bit insane at almost 3am😫)

Duke: Tim! Wssp?

Tim: *face half an inch away from his phone* reading.

Duke: reading what?

Tim: 🧍🏻‍♂️

Duke:🧍🏾‍♂️

Tim *mumbles*

Duke: huh?

Tim: *mumbles a bit louder* superbat😔

Duke: omg?? *whips out his phone and opens a recent tab* same?!

*staring at eachother in disbelief for a solid minute*

[Meanwhile in the other room]

Jason: *writing superbat fics*

#batfam #batfamily headcanons #batfamily #batfam headcanons #batman #tim a duke both read ao3 fics and JL fics are a guilty pleasure #both of then reading superbat cuz their like “why are these fics so accurate and well written?”#little do they know that jason wrotes majority of the JL and almost all the superbat fics #crack #duke thomas #tim drake #Jason todd

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lemoncakejay · 18 days ago

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black redstarts ❤️

#they’re my fave bird lately #birds #bird art #artists on tumblr #digital art #nature art #I’m trying to work on my color palettes! so the drawing isn’t as accurate but that was never the goal anyway #wishing everyone a good day! I haven’t been able to get to asks and replies etc #but I love you all and I want to say hello to all the new followers!

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the-phantom-peach · 6 months ago

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drawing some lesser-seen dorks

because they are tiny in my hand <3

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fairyroses · 9 days ago

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when your partner transforms into an eldritch herald of the arcane to escape the burdens of human emotion but unfortunately for him you're into that shit 😏

(a redrawing of this comic)

+ some textless close-ups because I like them: