#that's one of the craziest things about that

[noperopesaredope]

No but seriously this is literally what inspired me to make the post

One of the funniest things about being a clone lover while watching TCW is the fact that all the clones have the goofiest/coolest names with a story behind them that indirectly gives them a little personality. Since you know that all the clones are multilayered people who have their own interesting internal journeys, you want to get to know most of them. So then there will be moments where it's like:

"Oh no, they killed Clover, Sillyboi, Beanstalk, and Jeggings!"

And I'll consistently be upset because I want to know who Sillyboi is and why he's called Sillyboi, but I never will because he fucking died. When a lot of shows kill off background characters like that but give them names, I usually don't care. But the fact that the clones all have fun names that mean something makes me randomly emotionally invested. I'll be crying over some mf named Jeggings who was on screen for 15 seconds.

[rcmclachlan]

wip wednesday

I was tagged by the lovely @setmeatopthepyre yesterday for Tease Tidbit Tuesday but I didn't see it until today. I promise I know what day it is (spoiler: I don't and never do).

This is one of a handful of flashback scenes from the fic I've been writing. I still don't have a concrete plan for this one but I'm having a blast with it.

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"If it had wings of some kind, they stuck my ass in it."

Buck perked up at that, interest curling around his shoulders like a mink stole. "Not just helicopters? Planes, too? Like, uh, fighter jets?"

When Tommy's mouth split around a smile, his teeth seemed oddly bright even in the restaurant's dim lighting. It was probably due to good genes. Tommy didn't seem the type to use a whitening gel.

"Among other things," Tommy agreed.

"That is so cool." It really was. Buck was practically bouncing in his seat. He wasn't just dating a pilot; he was dating a fighter pilot. "What was the craziest thing you ever flew?"

Tommy's smile went a little odd at the edges, and Buck watched, fascinated, as the tines of Tommy's fork started tapping against his plate, a metronome etched in porcelain and vodka sauce. Eleven little tings rang out before Tommy finally answered.

"This is going to sound incredibly douchey and I really don't mean it to, but I can't tell you about that one. It's, uh, classified."

Before Tommy kissed him and blew his mind wide open, Buck would have categorized the feeling that blossomed in his belly like an algae bloom as professional jealousy. Before, the fact that Tommy was such a good pilot that he got to fly some kind of experimental aircraft for the military would have been filed away as an awesome example of his competency. Buck probably would have occasionally taken that factoid out and studied it like a diamond, turning it from side to side and marveling at how it caught the light, jittery with pride because someone as cool and experienced as Tommy wanted to be his friend.

But Buck was finally self-actualized enough to recognize the feeling for what it was: absolutely insane, toe-curling lust.

"Fuck." He gripped the edge of the table so hard the table cloth was probably going to have permanent creases in it. His thighs clenched. "Please tell me you can live without dessert."

The oddly hesitant expression on Tommy's face melted into wide-eyed realization, then amusement. "Wait, do you... really?"

"Get the check," Buck said with a grin that felt hot as a fever. "Then see if you can use some of those best-in-class piloting skills to get us back to my place in ten minutes or less."

They didn't make it out of the parking lot.

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No pressure tags: @dadvans, @alchemistc, @firehose118, @geddyqueer, @screamlet, and @liminalmemories21

[rosy-hollow]

Dabi thought his spice tolerance was unparalleled—until he met you.

He swears you were born without taste buds because, seriously, your digestive system must be in ruins with the amount of spice you consume.

To be fair, you'd basically exited the womb deepthroating the spiciest peppers and chilies thanks to your cultural background and the food you were raised with, but holy-

Mapo Tofu, Phaal curry, Kimchi jjigae, Egusi soup - you name it, even beyond traditional dished, the amount of hot sauce that you would dump on your food could make one's eyes water within a 10-mile radius.

The craziest thing? You were so nonchalant about it too. Just munching on your food like it wouldn't give the common man third degree burns on his tongue.

And while some found it a tad unsettling, Dabi loved it.

Ever since he found out about your love for the spicier foods in life, he always gifted you with a new bottle of hot sauce when he could, each one spicier than the last.

And the best part? They were all homemade.

It was the little things that your boyfriend did for you that made your heart flutter.

Sometimes, it wasn't the bouquets of flowers or the extravagant date nights.

Sometimes, it was just a small wrapped box sitting on your nightstand, a haphazardly written note on a Post-It stuck to the front.

"Tried a new recipe this time.. hope you like it. Love you, baby. "

A/N: deeeefinitely didn't write this because i was craving biriyani td 😔

[fancytheoristluminary]

I swear, some of you lack reading comprehension. I went on Twitter (which I rarely do) to check out some posts about Dain, and the first thing that popped up was someone calling him useless. Like, are we talking about the same Dain Aetos?

Not only that, but people are completely disregarding what he went through with his father just to push their narrative. And the craziest part? People have started hating on Sloane too, just because she’s hinted at having a romance with Dain. They think it’s weird that she’s interested in him because of Liam? Like, they’re genuinely hating on her and even ranking her as one of their least favorite characters?

Btw there is no problem if you dislike Dain or Sloane; they are fictional, after all. But completely ignoring what Dain went through just to push your narrative?

[billyp673]

I thought the same thing once, and eventually I even took it to heart. I reached a point where I was too afraid to even seek that kind of relationship because I was afraid of ending up in another bad one. It got to the point where I learnt how to be happy without worrying about relationships or having the drive to seek them out. I obsessed over my hobbies and various projects, and I was happy.

My first relationship scarred me; I got to the point where I set my personality standards so high that I didn’t think anyone would ever meet them, and I was ok with that, and I was content. I had friends and I had my projects and I was always starting new ones whilst chipping away at the old ones.

Did I ever feel lonely? Sure, from time to time, but that never stopped me from being happy with my life and being happy with myself, and I think that is the most important first step. Before you can learn to love someone truly, you have to learn to love yourself and have respect for yourself.

As unreasonably high as they were, I never did end up dropping those standards. I honestly thought, as a result, that I’d end up alone indefinitely. I’d made peace with that. But then the most unbelievable thing happened: I met someone.

I met someone amazing. She’s caring, and goofy and weird in the best possible ways. She’s smart, smarter than she’ll ever admit. She makes me feel comfortable discussing things about myself that I wouldn’t even mention to any other soul. She’s the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me and the craziest part is that she loves me back.

To me, the satisfaction and happiness with your own life is more important than the constant pursuit of love. For this reason, I was never the sort to seek out people to date or anything like that; if I was ever going to end up in a relationship, it was going to happen naturally, as a friendship growing into something more.

All this to say, for some people the dating and seeking of relationships works, but for others, you’re better off looking after yourself. If you’re comfortable enough to be on your own, then you can no longer lose, and that gives you the grounds to find the relationships you truly desire as opposed to settling for a relationship that won’t last.

[seilnakyle]

what is the craziest, most derangedly in love thing bruce has ever done for selina?

Very good question,

In Batman Chronicles #11, Selina is cursed by an old woman, and keeps transforming into a violent cat creature. Bruce takes the curse away from her and onto himself. “My love for her has given me the skies of Gotham.”

Batman Chronicles #11

Keeping the Diamond Selina stole when they first met, knowing he’d need it one day “I knew, even at the beginning” and then proposing to her with said diamond (that he had made into a ring)

Batman (1937) #1 / Batman (2016) #24

WHAT bat signal??? 😭

Batman (1940) #398 / Batman/Catwoman (2021) #12

ZERO else matters actually. Bro is so gone.

Brave And The Bold #197 / Batman/Catwoman (2021) #1

Bruce might have more faith in Clark than almost anyone…but Selina is just TOO important ♥️

Batman (2016) #68

THIS is what Lucius has to deal with at the office 💀 Bruce gets paid to come into work and stare longingly out the window, dreaming of Selina’s pretty face 🤗

Batman (1940) #308 / Detective Comics (1937) #503

AND OHHH one thing about him…he is a very jealous guy, and any guy Selina brings around is getting the bitchy Bruce treatment

His beef with Slam Bradley is pretty hilarious 😭

Catwoman (2002) #13 / Catwoman (2002) #22

Bruce any time he encounters another man besotted with HIS Selina: what we have is SPECIAL…you are nothing

Catwoman (2018) #34

He’s is so….😭

Batman: Dark Victory (1999) #1

He is just SOOO crazy stupid in love with her :’) There isn’t a single most crazy thing I can think of because they are just….so insane about each other. And i love them for it 🖤

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

Am I too late for the KalluZeb ask? I hope not and if I'm not could you do 27 (Craziest place they had sex?) and 19 (What do they fight about most often? (Alternative: what was their biggest fight?)? If it's too late just ignore this message.

It is absolutely not too late! I will lovingly answer every ask about these idiots because I just adore talking about them and talking about headcanons absolutely helps me in my writing process - thank you so very much for indulging me!! 🥺

27. Craziest place they had sex?

Oh, oh, oh! I am going to answer this with something from one of my WIPs: Up a tree on Yavin IV.

So, in this particular WIP, they end up getting together on Yavin IV after working closely around the base and spending time together in the jungle. So much time that they have a particular tree they like to climb together for the view. And then for making out. And then for doing each other nasty styles. Which I don't imagine is that difficult of a thing for a lasat, but Kallus gets bonus points for being nearly 40 and boinking that far off the ground.

Of course, it's the craziest place because I wrote the scene before I really got into the gritty details of what Yavin IV is like in Legends, only to discover that they were getting down surrounded by a jungle full of INCREDIBLY SCARY CREATURES -- including piranha beetles that attack prey in swarms. How the hell Zeb can get it up in a scenario where they can be attacked by a swarm of carnivorous bugs at any moment is ... well, it's actually one of the reasons this story is currently a WIP. I love the whole scene and the whole idea of them wandering off for alone time together, but I keep thinking about these damn bugs. 😂😂😂

19. What was their biggest fight?

(I answered the first part of this one here but saved the alternate for this ask! 🥰)

Their biggest fight is about adopting children once they retire. It isn't a huge outright argument with shouting like they'd do in the rebellion, just Kallus brings it up one day (and it's been a long time coming, he's been thinking about it a lot, they're both so good with Jacen and there are so many kits who need a loving home) ... and Zeb just immediately, vehemently, shuts him down: absolutely the fuck not.

And it's like being slapped in the face, because they've gotten so much better at talking to each other. Yes, they still bicker, but the bickering leads to honest discussion and consensus and agreement on a course of action, so Zeb putting his foot down without even pretending they can discuss it is not their normal. It's also hurtful. And Kallus doesn't know what to do with that, actually, after this many years of their own brand of healthy communication, so he ends up just sitting on it. And sitting on it. And Zeb is doing New Republic Defense Force stuff, suddenly, and it's like he doesn't even want to be home with Kallus since he made the suggestion and what if Zeb actually doesn't? What if this is just how their relationship ends, at the crossroads where Kallus wants a family and Zeb doesn't?

It all comes out in messy ways, eventually. In ways where Kallus refuses to bicker about the normal stuff and Zeb spends more time away from home and the garden falls into disrepair and all the old grannies at the market who used to tease them both about their relationship are now just quiet and looking concerned until one day it finally, finally implodes. Still, no shouting. Just a flat assessment of the situation because Kallus has worked out why Zeb won't start a family with him and it's of course because of his past, his involvement with what happened on Lasan, and how Zeb must not actually trust him - how Zeb is right not to trust him even after all this time - how he's just been on Lira San living a life that isn't truly his after doing something so horrifically unforgivable - and it's time that he stops pretending, that he goes back to Coruscant maybe and tries to find the kind of life a man like him deserves after all the destruction he's wrought -

And Zeb has to kiss him to shut him up. It's an awful kiss, too. Desperate and urgent and tearful, quite possibly the worst kiss they've ever shared, it's like they don't even fit together anymore and nothing makes sense but Zeb is trying to pour everything into it, everything he hasn't said and everything he feels and all the fear, the visceral dread in his gut that started this whole awful fight.

Because Zeb wants to start a family together, he desperately does, but the thing that's been eating him this whole time isn't the role Kallus played on Lasan, but his own. His failures - his inability to protect his people - all coming down to the realization that he could very well fail again, except he wouldn't just lose Kallus but their children, too, and he already hauled himself back from the brink after losing so much once, he can't possibly do that again.

It's like uncovering a hidden wound, finally getting all this out of his head and into the mess that's accumulated between them from not talking, so it - so he - can finally begin to heal. And he slowly does. Zeb scales back his NRDF role to be home more, they repair the garden together, the old grannies at the market breathe a sigh of relief when Kallus is back shopping for the ingredients he needs for Zeb's favorite food, and their family gradually becomes something they can talk about - even bicker about - until they reach a consensus and agree to adopt their first child.

[prentissluvr]

tw long rant and swearing!

hey!! if you don't like something i wrote! shut the fuck up and move on!! thanks bye!! no hate is tolerated on this blog :)))

i don't care if you don't like the way i characterized someone in my story!! shut up and get a better hobby than hating on something someone has spent hours creating and pouring love into and accusing them of hating one of their favorite characters because you think that the fic they wrote FOR FUN and NOT FOR YOU is bad characterization/makes the character flawed in a way that you don't like because you have a poor understanding of what makes fanfiction fanfiction (and also humans human tbh lol). sure, they're maybe more flawed than in the actual show, but THATS THE FUCKING POINT OF FANFICTION!!! IS THAT ITS NOT A REAL PART OF THE SHOW!!! AND ITS WRITTEN!!! FOR FUNNNNN!!!!! AND NOT FUCKING FOR YOU AND YOUR FUCK ASS OPINIONS SPECIFICALLY!!!!!!!! and if you think it sucks, i don't care!! you are entitled to your opinion!!!! hate it so so so much but get the fuck over yourself if you think that telling me it's horrible and unrealistic and somehow creating a bad wrap FOR MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW is somehow a meaningful usage of your time or gonna get me to delete the fic or stop liking it or stop promoting my own hard work !!!! i'm proud of the things i write and nothing will ever change that. i hope you know what a shitty shitty shitty (and embarrassing) thing it is to do to leave a whole paragraph of hate under someone's hard work just because they interpret a fictional fucking character in a way that you don't like. genuinely genuinely get the fuck over yourself and find a better way to spend your time than caring more about fictional characters than real life people.

[hellsitegenetics]

What’s the most unusual request you’ve gotten so far?

probably the guy who sent me their full name and then offered to send me their address if it wasn't enough text to BLAST

[jazda-iga]

Top 15 highest paid women athletes!

[lunar-wandering]

Macaque: riddle me this-

MK: no

Macaque: ...no?

MK: no. im not doing this again. im not gonna play a part in your evil little charades.

Macaque:

Macaque: kid i was just going to ask if you wanted juice or chocolate milk-

MK: and how were you going to phrase it?

Macaque, with a long dramatic sigh: riddle me this, the drink of darkness or the drink of fruit mist

MK: SEE!! YA SEE!!! THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. IM NOT PLAYING YOUR CRAZY GAMES-

[canisalbus]

IDK if I'm phrasing this correctly, but in my brain, Vasco is, like, the personification (caninification?) of an afternoon chilling on a back porch swing.

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[t00thpasteface]

. so you made my mom a hawkahy shipper. she doesn't even like slash. she's homophobic. how did you do this?????

comedy is disarming, sincerity is endearing, and alan alda could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves

[ratatatastic]

another child has come out toddling of the woodworks to moon over siboney and in other news the sky is blue

feat. a sasha mention because god forbid the sasha love chip that gets implanted into every kitties brain once they become part of this team ever fails like oh we are speaking of other players well coincidentally sasha-

Primetime Panthers | 12.11.24 (x)

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

WHAT THE FUCK IM SEEING MCR FOR THE SECOND TIME I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN A SINGLE TIME

[lovely-v]

Okay crazy that Doctor Who has now created an infinite David Tennant loophole where there can bring him back at any time for any reason 😭