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oh sorry you’re right I forgot that an album specifically had to cater to everything you like and nothing can be different and it all has to be up to your crazy standards which you change everyday. and she better not put her real feelings on it because you don’t like what she feels. it can’t possibly be good because it’s not the one you imagined in your head so it objectively has to be horrible! And the rest of us can’t like it either we’re delusional!
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hellsitegenetics · 6 months ago
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What’s the most unusual request you’ve gotten so far?
probably the guy who sent me their full name and then offered to send me their address if it wasn't enough text to BLAST
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kieranculkingirl · 1 year ago
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been doing lots of things to help my stress go down lately, i think the only thing left to do is finally get a therapist!!
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tendersea · 2 years ago
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inconceivable to me that someone could end up in a long-term relationship from hinge
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rongrii · 4 months ago
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how it shouldve gone
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corvid-khaos · 1 year ago
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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stil-lindigo · 4 months ago
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lighthearted.
if this comic resonated with you, please consider donating to this palestinian escape fund (vetted by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein) as it is less than $7,000 away from it's goal.
i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.
A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.
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justarandombrit · 3 months ago
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A teacher during sex ed in primary: Well, you may not like it now, but someday all the boys in this room will fall in love with a girl, and someday all the girls in this room will fall in love with a boy.
Me:
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foolsocracy · 7 months ago
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put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop
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starii-void · 7 months ago
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
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heartorbit · 2 months ago
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if we could stay connected, just like this
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freakgala · 2 months ago
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The summer ivan died.
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artocelot · 2 months ago
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Holy shit??? Holy shit??
Article
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sacriou · 3 months ago
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HIT THAT SHIT HERSHEL
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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago
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POV: You're on Gothamtwt
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just gothamite things
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macbethz · 7 months ago
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I AM A HIGHER DIMENSION LIFEFORM. I AM A COMPLEX SPACE-TIME EVENT.
prints!
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