#i think Macaque just says the craziest shit just to get on peoples nerves
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lunar-wandering · 1 year ago
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Macaque: riddle me this-
MK: no
Macaque: ...no?
MK: no. im not doing this again. im not gonna play a part in your evil little charades.
Macaque:
Macaque: kid i was just going to ask if you wanted juice or chocolate milk-
MK: and how were you going to phrase it?
Macaque, with a long dramatic sigh: riddle me this, the drink of darkness or the drink of fruit mist
MK: SEE!! YA SEE!!! THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. IM NOT PLAYING YOUR CRAZY GAMES-
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angstandhappiness · 1 year ago
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LMAO, YES, THIS UTTER THEATRE DORK
Macaque: riddle me this-
MK: no
Macaque: ...no?
MK: no. im not doing this again. im not gonna play a part in your evil little charades.
Macaque:
Macaque: kid i was just going to ask if you wanted juice or chocolate milk-
MK: and how were you going to phrase it?
Macaque, with a long dramatic sigh: riddle me this, the drink of darkness or the drink of fruit mist
MK: SEE!! YA SEE!!! THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. IM NOT PLAYING YOUR CRAZY GAMES-
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