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oh so you’re telling me the guy had a 3 page handwritten explanation of his motives and mindset and a gun and silencer that matches the description despite it being a week since the guy was shot? hmmmm interesting
#how convenient#how convenient for them to just find a guy that happens to have all this shit on him#there’s no way it could have planted#<- sarcasm by the way#luigi mangione#brian thompson#uhc ceo#the claims adjuster#united healthcare#sparkle.txt
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I am triggered by mothers day. Annually. It's my shit to work on my peeps. We do not need to cancel mothers' day or keep it out of public places and never again discuss it because someone MIGHT be triggered by it.
Someone might be triggered by dogs, does that mean we ban people with service animals from communal therapy spaces? No. No we don't. We don't even have special dog free ones because THOSE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE THERE.
We can accommodate people more privately who have allergies and phobias, but those people DO NOT have the right to demand others be denied access. We had this talk about 'but what if lesbians make women uncomfortable' a few decades back and before that it was racial. The answer is you work on it. We do not deny access to people who would otherwise be fine being there because someone is uncomfortable. Even extremely so.
Women are not in need of coddling against anyone not confirming to someone's ideal of women's gender expression. Do not be ridiculous.
you know i think i’ve come to the conclusion that the answer to “but what if a cis woman is traumatized by men/male presenting people/whatever?” irt safe spaces is this: if you can’t be in the same room with someone you assume to be male or a man without feeling triggered, it probably means you have a lot more solo therapy and healing to do before relying on group therapy or other communal healing.
because how do you decide who gets to stay and who gets kicked out based on a cis woman’s trauma response? is it based on appearance? should intersex women with facial hair not be allowed because beards are triggering? should butches and studs not be allowed because masculinity is triggering? should talk broad shouldered trans women who don’t want to voice train not be allowed because low voices are triggering? is it based on identity? should a pre transition trans man who came out two days ago not be allowed because he’s a man? is a nonbinary person with a full beard and deep voice allowed because they are not a man?
because if you base your entire set of rules for who’s not allowed in the safe space on what makes cis women uncomfortable or triggers them, you’ve just made that space unsafe for trans people. and you need to decide if you’re ready to own that.
#please stop being ridiculous#it's really not something we should be pretending is reasonable to demand#because it isn't#apparently cis women are so delicate we must be protected from facial hair wide shoulders and small breasts#because ooooooh scary#and thats justification for denying people the right to be places#lgbtqia#lgbt#my mother is flat as a board#and I have a small beard#on my face not the other kind#and somehow women of colour are told they look trans more often than white women#wonder why that is#that was sarcasm by the by#and yes butch lesbians ate being harrassed about being in women's spaces again#stop speculating about other people's genders and sex#youre bad at it and it changes nothing#bioessentialism is pseudoscience
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
#it is hell on earth out here#got like 6 different rejection emails today#so much fun /sarcasm#job hunting
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Child abuse is a big problem, so it's important that we don't let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.
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Thinking back to this panel, I think Tim has an opportunity to be the biggest little shit if truth serum gets involved.
Villain: With that truth serum flowing through Batman's little sidekick's veins, he will have no choice but to reveal the bat's deepest secrets.
Tim (as Robin): So whatever I say now will have to be accepted as the truth, no matter what?
Villain: Yes, because you have no other options.
Tim:
Tim: Batman called me dad once.
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#meme#memes#shitposting#shitpost#humor#dark humor#funny memes#funny humor#funny#silliness#satire#sarcasm#irony
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hm. curious. why would parents act like that. hm. i can't figure it out. hm. it's so disturbing how people get upset about their loved ones suffering. hm. these are the priorities of a normal human society. we are normal. this is normal. everything's fine.
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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
#this isn't sarcasm at all i love to try different tasks i get mediocre at a new thing every year#i love to learn about other people's hobbies!!#i am having a great time#there are so many things to do who can blame me for getting distracted from life tasks that are boring when there are all these fun ones
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thank you staff for protecting your user base and good old fashioned family values by flagging *checks notes* cutesy lgbt stickers đź‘Ť
#//sarcasm#edit: the spongebob background is not part of the original post guys. it’s a filter so people know it’s a screenshot
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#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#this is totally not inspired by an asmr video I don't know what you're talking about (sarcasm)#I doubt this lighting is realistic but he looks so pretty in it </3
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always remember that you've never done anything wrong and never will do anything wrong, but that person who you don't know who just said something that mildly annoyed you online is probably actually a really awful person and you're completely right to harass them and accuse them of whatever you want
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i am a simple person
i like when things are mirrored
i often think back to the actual acceptance & quiet one 500+ y.o. might be truly longing for
#art is a coping mechanism#this gives me reasons to live#fan art#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#iwtv amc#iwtv armand#armandaniel#vampire armand#armand#iwtv art#iwtv fanart#devil's minion#since eric bogosian apparently cured my art block with his real life sarcasm and general competence y'all are facing the consequences
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#fanfiction#sarcasm and stiles#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote generator#bridgerton#anthony bridgerton x reader#anthony bridgerton#Anthony bridgerton x kate sharma#Kate sharma#Netflix#bridgerton season 2#incorrect bridgerton quotes#bridgerton brothers#bridgerton season 3
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yeah man that group of queer people really are evil fakers stealing ur resources. for real this time yeah. no it's not dumb meaningless exclusionist discourse that you're traumatizing a group of fellow queer people with this time, it's a good thing this time. keep sending those people death threats and talking about how they're not oppressed enough you're really doing so much good for the queer community
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