#that sounds fake but aight

[djevelbl]

Alright, so, final thoughts, the short version: gET ON WITH THE NEXT SEASON, CHOP CHOP STORY BOY--

Seriously tho, GREAT story — there's something about it that has made me go existential crisis levels of poetic over it that NOTHING ELSE has made me go which like. props to Evbo, he's doing great! I WILL be going feral over that ending and Parrot and that Clown cameo and Zam and all things I liked and so on so forth, like always. I wanna make character designs but it feels... wrong, I guess, in a sense to give them all designs beyond the cubic space they inhabit — I don't do well with simple and detail-free designs (like Zam's and Wemmbu's like seriously, 5 year old in paint level of detail smh /aff) and I believe that giving them ANY amount of detail they don't already have is doing their characters a disservice?? ESPECIALLY with clothes???? Idk how to say it or explain it, but the fact they don't wear armor is VERY intentional, right? I mean, PVP typically involves armor and the fact that acquiring armor is OPTIONAL is intentional for whatever reason so, again, in my head giving them any more detail than they have (or lack I say as I side-eye Zam and Wemmbu) is a disservice to how PVP Civilization works. But that's honestly just me

More spoiler-y territory up ahead, gonna put in one of those good ol' "click here for more!" thingamabobs that tumblr has. Don't say you weren't warned.

Alright, now that all the cool kids are here, let's discuss details:

When I say I went "existential crisis levels of poetic" over this thing, I mean "I wrote a whole thing about being a spectator willing and wanting to help, but unable to due to the nature of being in different levels of reality" type shit, might drop it on my ao3 (y'all should go by my ao3 i have fun stuff there and might start dropping some other stuff as well wink wink ok. self promo over) and it was honestly fun! Will DEFINITELY do some MORE of that around this new episode! Unironically frothing at the mouth waiting for a new season to start slowly being drop-fed to us like little fish being thrown those fish food chip things idk I'm too drunk to think (not really. but it's fun to say anyway)

I LOVED Zam but tbf I've been loving that motherfucking asshole bastard /aff this WHOLE TIME so like. nothing new lmaooo. I ALSO love Clown's little cameo! (not counting it as a SPOILER spoiler cuz like. it's 2 mins or so in. I won't count that shit as spoilers c'mon) but uh. ALSO nothing new lol I'm a HARDCORE (not really) Clown fan I WILL be bought and EASILY swayed over with the promise of Clown content, I'm REALLY that easy; anyway it was really fun and OFC he's an antagonist smh — he's either a bad guy protagonist or an antagonist, NEVER on the same side as the protagonist/a good guy who DOESN'T wanna murder ppl (I see what kinda theater kid he is. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MR. CLOWN. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME)

I said it already but I'll say it again: Tabi had ALWAYS been fucking sus to me from the start, what with being SO AT THE READY to exploit Evbo's respawning ability for her own gain and all that, so her backstabbing him ain't a surprise to me; but what someone (I'm too lazy to get to the computer to give proper credits or quoting. y'all are gonna have to make do with paraphrasing) said in the comments is actually fucking interesting: Evbo respawned; after the cut to black Tabi is seen holding her diamond axe and while that serves to show the audience what she was really born as, it could very well also show that Tabi gave Evbo a mercy — she let him respawn. She — potentially — didn't kill him with The Eternal Sword, and instead delivered the final blow with her diamond axe: an object that would allow Evbo to come back from death. She's gone soft.

That's gonna be her downfall, one way or another. Clown was right in doubting her — while she's physically strong and knows all the techniques, she's not detached enough from her emotions that she's fully capable of pretending to form friendships without actually making friends; aka: she can pretend she doesn't care, but something deep inside of her does care what happens to Evbo. Until proven otherwise I'll take this scene as bEING RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, I READ TABI LIKE A FUCKING BOOK LET'S GO--

So all in all I'm gonna be OBSESSED over this for the next while — well done Evbo, well fucking done

The end to the story. whatever happens, I guess it happened — I have hopes, idk where they're placed or what they mean, but I have them.

Whatever happens, I know Evbo is going out with a bang.

[deus-ex-mona]

lower case title is lower case

[braskide]

i call this: girl dinner

[ tidus ( narrator ): she says, "i'm sorry". he says, "it's fine". she's "willing" to face sin. she's "privileged". i didn't understand. ]

[t3ag3rs]

g e n s o. - 1 6

(A/N: sorry about the long haitus, i was grounded for awhile 😓)

you glance at bakugou quickly as you take your seat.

you cant help but let a small smile etch across your face. you grab your phone out your backpack and open messages, 

"katsukiiii"

you glance up to see him furrow his brows and open up his phone.

"yeah?”

"so to be clear we're keeping this a secret right?" "since we have exactly started dating yet and all.."

"yep. i dont want all these extras bothering us anyways"

"hey dont be rude theyre our friends kats😋"

"says who?"

"nvm then. ig theyre js my friends.." "but im your friend right??" "you have no other choice sooo 🤗"

"ur annoying as shit."

"dw ik u love it😙"

you smile at your phone and glance at bakugou only to find him staring at you. you give him a quick grin before pretending not to notice him so no one would notice the interaction between the two of you.

"admiring my beauty i see"

"stfu" "was not."

"awwww... r u flustereddd?"

you chuckle to yourself before hearing the bell ring, and put your phone away to prepare for the start of class.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

you sigh packing up your notes back in your bag slowly. you wait for the class to empty out for lunch before walking up to bakugou with a smile, "ready?"

he nods, "yeah lets go" he walks beside you as you both walk to the training room for lunch again.

"so..." you start, feeling the quiet to be awkward. you glance at him, "uh.. you feel any better now compared to yesterday..?"

he nods, "yeah im not staying up all night anymore thinking of a certain pestering face" he quips playfully. 

you make a sound of fake hurt, "rude..! i am a very entertaining and comforting thought to many!" you say with a slight giggle.

"damn right you are.." he says with a tiny smirk. your lips curve into a genuine smile and you knock your shoulder against his.

"okay softie.." you tease softly. he chuckles before opening the door for you, "oh how chivalrous of you" you grin as you step in.

he rolls his eyes, "here step back out and ill let you open the door for me if thats what you want" he smirks.

"no thanks kats" you say with a wink. you turn and head to the locker room, "give me 5- imma change" he makes a sound of agreement and sets his stuff down.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

you step back into the room and walk up to bakugou. "you stretched already?" you ask as you start to do so yourself. 

he nods, "yeah i did.. imma go to the bench press, call me if you need anything aight?" he says walking off with a water bottle and towel.

he nod before quickly glancing at his body, "gyatttt damn..." you mutter lowly.

"i heard that you damn perv!" he yells, flipping you off over his shoulder. you let out a loud bark of laughter that was soon followed by his.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

you grunt as you work on your last set of rdls. you breathe in deeply looking at your feet to distract yourself from the feeling of your tensing muscles. "cmon genso- you got a good 5 more left in you." you hear bakugou say from behind you.

"h-huh?" you gasp from between breaths, "im literally- struggling..!" you grunt.

"nahnah.. cmon" he places his hand on the flat of your back and stomach, "3 more.."

you feel your face flush as you feel his touch on you. you quickly finish the set and drop the weights before stumbling to regain your balance.

"woah there genso..." he says steadying you, "why are you so dizzy? have you eaten anything today?" he asks slightly concerned.

"nah i just need my water.. had a protien shake this morning so im fine.." you manage to gasp out, "dont get too hungry anyways.." you say gulping down your water.

"woahwoahwoah.. you havent ate anything all day?" he repeats, "genso you gotta eat- especially if your working out. here- i have an extra snack bar.." he says grabbing one from his backpack. "your not leaving till you eat it."

"b-but.. what are you gonna eat..?" you say not accepting the bar. 

"i have lunch, ill give you some too.. i made some spicy curry.." he says sitting down and taking out his utensils. "what are you doing just standing there? sit down" he states, patting the space beside him.

you nod slightly sitting down quietly.

"i dont have an extra utensil, so you can eat first" he say pushing the container in front of you. you glance down at it before looking at him and hugging him, "thanks kats.. it means a lot to see you care so much about me.."

he freezes shocked but returns the hug awkwardly at first, but melts into it soon after. "course dumbass.. you need anything im here for you.." he mumbles into your neck softly.

you smile before pulling away and taking a bite of his food. your eyes widen in shock, "kats this is so good..!" you say smiling. you take another scoop and hold it up to his lips, "here have some!" you say excitedly.

he widens his eyes, "b-but- you just-" he stammers.

you wave your hand dismissively, "who cares- ahhhhh" you mimic, opening your mouth. he opens it slightly and you put the spoon in his mouth softly.

"my god- i dont know what i did to get so lucky and get someone who can cook and workout well too..!" you say between bites. "eat some more or else i will" you warn.

"um first of all- hell no. second of all- slow down woman!" he chuckles grabbing the spoon from you. "gonna choke yourself at that rate.." he scoops some curry and brings it to your lips, "open wide.." he mutters quietly.

you widen your eyes but open your mouth nonetheless.

you smile as u chew and swallow, "sooooo.... whats up with u and izu?" you ask as casually as possible. you glance up to see his mouth form a frown, "oh cmon katsss..."

"he just pisses me off. we knew him since forever- he told us he couldnt get a quirk and then out of nowhere he manifests this strong ass quirk!" he runs his hand throigh his hair frustratingly, "i didnt have to worry about the damn nerd before but now- i cant let him beat me, he cant look stronger than me." He stresses looking at his palms.

you sigh pursing your lips, "oh kats... thats what this is all about..?" you rub ur thumb over the back of his hand softly, "i dont care if you were the 197th hero ranked out of 50- i would still be here for you. i dont like you because of how youre  better then everyone else and never lose... i like you because your the most attractive, smart, strong, determined, and hard working guy i met. and thats all that matters okay?"

he glances up at you with widened eyes. he opens his mouth to talk but instead shuts it and scoops you into a tight hug.

"Oh-" you freeze slightly before relaxing into the warmth of his body against yours. "i know dont wanna say thank you, but ill say your welcome nonetheless" you giggle playfully.

Bakugou tightened his grip on you and said a silent prayer,

Please god let me keep this one..

previous parts: pt. 0 0 / pt. 0 1 / pt. 02 / pt. 03 / pt. 04 / pt. 05 / pt. 06 / pt. 07 / pt. 08 / pt. 09 / pt. 10 / pt. 11 / pt. 12 / pt. 13 / pt. 14 / pt. 15 next part: your all caught up for now!

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[lizhly-writes]

@enigma-the-mysterious @theembergazer @lonesome-greenery @somefishycat @kitten-kokomo AIGHT I figure I've written at least 15 sentences here. Welcome to some fake dating shenanigans. Sort of.

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There was a hairpin, intricately forged and set with amber stones, rich brown and warm gold.

If Liu Qingge was a poetic man -- which he wasn't -- he would compare them to Shang Qinghua's eyes. The way they looked when they caught the setting sun, when Shang Qinghua had triumphantly stormed Bai Zhan, the head of a legendary beast in hand, the edge of a grin on his mouth. Look, I did it just like you wanted me to. I did it just like how you never expected. Isn't it impressive? Aren't I impressive?

Liu Qingge put the hairpin down and walked away.

Five minutes later, Liu Qingge came back and bought the stupid hairpin.

What am I even doing, he thought, even as he handed the money over and carefully tucked the hairpin away in his qiankun pouch. I don't even like Shang Qinghua.

Even if he did like Shang Qinghua -- not that he liked Shang Qinghua -- it... wasn't enough.

A hairpin was traditional in a way that was significantly less impressive than three weeks of paperwork. It was proper, but it wasn't proper. It was. Sentimental. Sweet. It wasn't making an effort, and An Ding demanded effort.

It was still something. Surely a gift had to be better than no gift at all?

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Liu Qingge came to An Ding at sunset.

How romantic. Shang Qinghua wondered if Liu Qingge had timed it, just like Shang Qinghua had when he visited Bai Zhan -- but nah, probably not. Liu Qingge wasn't really good at figuring out optics. If he was, he would have made this nice and public, so they could flaunt how much time they were spending together because clearly they were in love. Something like that, anyway.

Oh well, it didn't really matter. Shang Qinghua could still spin a nice little story about it. Gush a bit about how Liu-shidi had come to see him. The brave warrior returning home, eagerly rushing to see his lover's face, the first thing he did above anything else. Very nice. Now, if Liu Qingge could give him a dramatic declaration of love, it would be perfect.

"Welcome back, Liu-shidi," Shang Qinghua said. "How was your mission?"

"Fine," Liu Qingge said, and then, in a more constipated-sounding voice, he said, "Shang Qinghua."

Shang Qinghua waited with bated breath. This would be the perfect time to say something sentimental like, "I missed you! My love, my life, our parting was a deep sorrow that condemned my heart to the deepest, darkest abyss. What joy seeing your countenance does me! Let us passionately celebrate our reunion with etc etc to be continued, please check under the biggest stone under the most interestingly-shaped tree between Xian Shu and An Ding if you want to continue reading, pay a fee of one spirit stone."

"Yes?" Shang Qinghua said leadingly. He smiled his best smile.

This somehow seemed to be too much for Liu Qingge. "Here," he said brusquely, shoving a little bundle of wrapped cloth into Shang Qinghua's arms. Then he stalked off without another word.

Rude???

Rude! Rude!! Incredibly fucking rude! Okay, it wasn't like Shang Qinghua was actually expecting some kind of romantic confession, especially when there was no audience here to pretend for besides Shang Qinghua himself, but come on! What was that? Not even a hi, good to see you? What was even the point visiting An Ding, then? Seriously, just package delivery?

Shang Qinghua looked down. The little of wrapped cloth was, in fact, a neatly-wrapped package, which he wouldn't have paid much mind to if it had not been a prettily-wrapped package. Less routine delivery and more gift.

He tilted this situation around a bit in his head to see if there was literally any other way he could interpret it, but no, it seemed Liu Qingge really had just gotten him a gift and ran off, sort of like a shy maiden deeply afraid of rejection.

Shang Qinghua was torn between laughing at this picture in his head (Liu Qinge, shy maiden?) or staring confusedly at it (shy maiden? Liu Qingge???). He could have spent some time overthinking it, but instead, he decided just to open the package.

"Huh," Shang Qinghua said aloud.

There was no one around to hear him. It was just him, and a very beautiful hairpin between his fingers. That Liu Qingge had apparently gotten him.

A hairpin. From Liu Qingge.

Was it possible Liu Qingge meant to give it to someone else? Like his sister? His sister would probably like a hairpin. Maybe Liu Qingge had meant to give something else to Shang Qinghua, and had mixed up the packages.

But the gemstones on it were in An Ding colors.

There was a weird, fluttery feeling in the pit of his stomach.

...Indigestion, probably.

[mysecretattic0]

fontaine x bimbo!reader

“you know why i’m here.”

“you ‘member what i told you don’t you.” he asked. “yes isaac. i remember.” i rolled my eyes, popping my gum. i held my hand out expectantly. he looked at me confused. “you know what i want, niggah.” i rolled my neck, flicking my fingers. “you want me to do dis’ you gots to pay me.” i told him singing the last part.

he scoffed. i smirked when he dug in his pocket. he pulled out two rolls of money. he gave me a stone faced look. he hesitantly placed the money in my hand aggressively.

i pursed my lips putting the money in my purse. “thank you, honey.” i said in a stereotypical country accent. “get it done.” he told me. “ouu i like being demanded.” i grinned, tilting my head down slightly. i kissed his cheek and carefully sped walked out of his safe house.

i was put on a mission to get close to fontaine. a niggah isaac had beef with. so he hit me up, said he wanted me to work my magic. i told him i’d do it but only for a price.

i peeked around the corner of a building that happened to be on the corner of an intersection. i saw his headlights down the road heading toward the traffic light. the glow piercing through the fog. i ran out putting on a facade. like i was running from someone in fear. breathing heavily and glancing behind me. when i got the center of the cross walk, screeching tires pierced my ears.

his car jerked when it came to a full stop. heels clicking and scuffling as i ran to his passenger window. “please. help me. there someone after me.” he glanced in the direction i came. “ion see nobody.” he eyes were slightly widened, still shocked from almost hitting me. he breathed trying to calm the adrenaline that ran through his body. “please. you can drop me off. just please don’t leave me here.” i frantically pressed my request. he thought about it. his jaw tightened. he grit his teeth, his gold gleaming under the street light. i could tell he didn’t want to but he unlocked the door.

“get in, damn.” he shook his head as i quickly got in. he gripped the wheel and sped off when the light turned green.

the vehicle was silent except for the faint sound of the radio and his loud engine roaring. he stole glances at me as i fidgeted. “t-thank you.” i said shyly. he shot me a side ways glance. i watched as he was fixing to speak but he hesitated. “where can i drop you at?” he asked with his eyebrow raised. i could tell he was putting on a facade just as i was. just in a different sense.

“the royal.” i replied. “coo. it’s on my way anyway.” i nodded with an awkward smile.

i was still fidgeting with my hands. to be honest, i was actually nervous. for real. cause i knew what would possibly take place and it freaked me out a little. was money really worth being apart of something such as getting someone killed? a human being. could i really go through with this? in that case, i may as well be just doing it myself.

“aye.” he called. my eyes shot to his. “i asked you was you aight.” he said. “y-yea.” i replied with a fake smile. “what you all fidgety fo’?” he asked. “habit.” i said not wanting to continue the conversation. he slowed down, leaning on the door.

“yo, bidi!” he called from his window. “heyy, fontaine.” bidi said speed walking to the car. she leaned on the window. “oh, heyy, girl!” bidi said when she saw me. “hey, bidi.” i smiled back at her. “where slick charles at?” he asked her, never ceasing to scan his surroundings. “he must owe you some money.” she chewed her gum. “dat toot you snortin’, ain’t free.” he replied. “maybe i seent him. maybe i ain’t.” she said. “i just wanna check in wit’ him. make sure he good, you know?” he reasoned.

“right. i’m just tryna get a couple dollars, so i can get back in college.” she told him. i shook my head. she was just running her game, as we all do.

he paid her and she told him he was at the royal.

“i could’ve told you where he was.” i spoke. “well my bad fa not just assuming you was a hoe.” his deep raspy voice said sarcastically. i scoffed and shook my head. i pulled out my hand held mirror and lipstick. i applied my lipstick making sure it looked good and clean. i heard him scoff. i looked over to see him shaking his head. “what?” i asked looking at him. he had his elbow resting on the door and his fist was covering up smile. “you one of dem uptight prissy chicks.” he said. “is it wrong to care ‘bout my appearance?” i crossed my arms, rolling my neck.

“nah, ain’t no pro’lem, ma.” he smirked. his smile was pretty. it was also contagious. i shook my head.

my smile fell when we slowly pulled into the royal. i rushed out and walked to the door. fontaine beat on it. when i went in, i went into the bathroom. i contemplated my decisions as they argued, and when he left everything was quiet for a while. i jumped and gasped when i heard gunshots. i came out of the bathroom and slick was standing at the open door examining what went down.

i saw fontaine’s car smoking with blood splattered on the drivers side. i waited a while before i decided to leave and go to my apartment. strangely his car was no longer in the parking lot. it made me uneasy.

i had stayed in my apartment for the day. i was binging my show with a tub of ice cream.

there was sudden banging on my door. it made me jump. it was late, who could be at my door. i tiptoed to the door. “who is it?” i asked softly.

“open up this muhfuckin do’!” i heard a familiar deep raspy voice yell. “fontaine?!” i was so confused. i took a deep breath as i began to panic. “maine, open the do’ ‘fore i bust dis shit open!” he shouted once more.

i frantically unlocked the door not getting the chance to open it completely before he slammed it open. the door hit my wall so hard, it made a hole. he bum rushed through my door and slammed it shut. “you know why i’m here.” his deep voice struck fear in my heart. i slowly backed away as he stalked toward me breathing heavily like a mad man. almost growling.

i was contemplating making a run for my bedroom. i had a gun in my nightstand. we stared each other down. my frantic huffs drowned out by the deep breathes that escaped his heaving chest. i made a run for it but i could feel him right on my heels.

i almost had the door completely shut but he pushed his weight on it. i stumbled back and i was gonna run for the window that was until i felt his hand grab hold of my hair. I yelped as he yanked my head back. i heard a click and cold metal was pressed against the side of my head. “okay. okay, please.” i whimpered. “nah. dat ain’t gon’ work dis time, ma.” he told me.

“please. i’m so sorry.” i cried. he let go of my hair and grabbed my jaw.

“oh na you sorry?” he mocked, pressing the heavy metal into my head harder. “yes. yes, i am. please.” i begged. it was no doubt that he was gonna kill me i had to think fast. i did what i know how to do best. my back was pressed against his front. i pushed my ass back onto his dick. if it wasn’t hard before it is now.

“das what you tryna do?” he asked. “you think ima let you off da hook fa sum pussy?” he continued. “you tell me.” i said regaining confidence. i palmed him through his sweats. the pressure of the metal faltered.

he gripped my throat and pushed me against the wall next to my door. i bit my lip as a whimper escaped.

“open dat shit.” his deep voice demanded as he brought the gun closer to my mouth. i stuck my tongue out as far as it could go. he bit his lip and slid into my mouth, dragging it along my tongue. i looked up directly into his eyes as i wrapped my lips around the metal. he was much taller when i wasn’t wearing heels.

“you tried to get me killed. tell me why da fuck i shouldn’t put a bullet innat pretty ass mouf uh yours.” he said looking down at me with half lidded eyes. i pulled back with a pop.

“cause,” i smirked with bedroom eyes. “you could be filling it with sum else.” i rubbed his torso with one hand and slid the other into my pink silk shorts, he watched the path of my hand. i started rubbing circles on my clit. i whimpered when i came in contact with my pearl. he lowered his gun and lust filled his eyes. taking my lip between my teeth once more, eyebrows knitted, eyes pleading. i began pulling his hand down from my neck, between my breast, over my stomach, past the elastic in my silk.

i gasped, he ran his fingers through my folds. “shit.” i moaned softly, gripping his wrist. he stepped closer putting his other hand on the wall. “see how wet i am for you, taine..” i looked down at his mouth. “what you want me to do ‘bout dat?” he pulled his lip between those sexy ass grills. his low eyes trained on mine.

“you know what i want.” i whined. “nah, lemme here it.” he said. i grabbed his hoodie pulling his front to mine, our faces inches apart. he slid a finger inside of me. my mouth fell open and a moan escaped. “say dat shit.” he put his gun under my chin.

“i want you.. to fuck me.” i pulled at his waistband.

“das what you want?” he lowered his gun to his side. i nodded as he removed his hand from my shorts. “say ah.” he demanded in a low tone. i stick my tongue out once more. he slid his coated fingers into my mouth.

“suck.” he deeply whispered. i moaned as i sucked my juices off of his digits. he slowly pulled them out gazing at me.

he wasted no time picking me up with one arm around my waist. i wrapped my legs around his torso and my arms around his neck. his metal thudded atop my dresser as he walked past it. he laid me down attaching his lips to my pulse. i moaned breathlessly in his ear. “take allat shit off if you’n want it to’e up.” he stood taking off his jacket. i pulled my silk top over my head. quickly removing my shorts, i watched him pull his hoodie over his head. his white tee lifted revealing his abs. i ran my hands over muscle ridden torso. lightly scratching with my acrylics. he bit his lip humming a moan.

he gripped my jaw and closed the distance between our lips. our kiss was heated. our tongues battled. our sounds of pleasure traveling within each other’s mouths.

breaking the kiss, i moved to sit on my knees. i tugged his sweats down freeing his erection. under his watchful gaze i stroke him slowly. his head tilted back when i kissed his tip, smearing his pre-cum on my lips. gliding my tongue across my top lip. i wrapped my lips around him taking him in my mouth. “fuck..” he moaned gripping my hair. he cupped my jaw with his free hand as he started fucking my throat. i moaned around him sending vibrations straight up his spine. “take allat shit..” he continued thrusting into my throat making me gag.

he used my throat in every way he wanted. bringing himself closer to the edge. chasing his climax.

“fuck.. i’m cummin’.” he groaned. my hand massaged his balls. his cock throbbed and twitched. his hips stuttered. he moaned loudly as the knot in his stomach unraveled and his hot cum filled my mouth.

“swallow dat shit. all uh it.” he gritted shakily. i swallowed all of his cum. i continued to suck and massage, overstimulating him. “fuck! ahh..” he gritted, squeezing my hair harder. i moaned at the sensation. i pulled back with a pop and looked into his eyes. i wiped my mouth and blushed. i laid down on my back, beckoning him with my finger.

he climbed on top of me and planted kisses on my neck. i grabbed hold of his dick and brought it to my entrance. he pushed into my sex causing our breath to hitch.

i wrapped my arms around him. he rested a firm hand next to my head. he pushed inch by inch filling me up. we moaned simultaneously when he bottomed out. he pulled out halfway and slowly pushed back in. he squeezed the sheets in a fist and built up his pace, stroking back and forth, in and out. “goddamn you tight, ma..” he grunted in my ear. “i know— uhn!” i whispered cockily. “you confident ain’t you?” he groaned breathlessly. “always.” i flipped us over, sinking down on his girth. i threw my head back, grinding on him. he placed his large hands on my waist, guiding my movements.

he thrusts up into me. i held his wrists feeling his length drag along my velvety walls. i leaned over planting my hands on his firm chest, bouncing on his cock, meeting his thrusts. “fuck..” he trailed his hand up between my breasts, gripping my throat. “yess..” i whimpered. feeling his hands all over me was blissful. euphoric even.

“you like dat shit don’t you, ma?” his steady pace quickened. “talk to me.. wit yo’ pretty ass.” he breathed heavily, almost growling, landing a smack on my ass. i gasped when he squeezed tighter. “mm.. yess taine, i love it.” i whined. “i know, ma. i know.” my nectar coated the base of his cock.

i gasped squeezing my eyes, pulsing around him. “right there!” i yelled laying my weight on top of him. “das da spot, ain’t it?” he grunted. “yes! don’t stop, taine! please.. don’t stop.” i whispered. he embraced my waist and pumped my spot never letting up. “oh my god.. taine!” the knot that formed in my stomach threatened to unravel. “i’m c-cummin’!” i moaned uncontrollably, holding onto him. “let dat shit out, ma.” he gritted. i could feel him twitching again. he was just as close as i was. “cum with me, please.” i begged in a high pitched tone. “i gotchu, pretty. i gotchu.” he groaned loudly. “please.. please p-ple—” i gasped as the knot snapped. my moan turned into a scream.

my orgasm ripped through me and gushed out like a river. he released a drawn out moan, holding me close. i shook feeling his cum shoot into me. “ouuu.. shit!” he sighed, tightening his jaw, shaking as he came down. i whined as our juices combined.

when i came down, he stretched out relaxing. “still wanna kill me?” i chuckled. he scoffed, shaking his head. “nah, ma. you try gettin’ me killed again, dis ain’t how it’s gon’ end.” he stated.

[not-goldy]

So jimin spent his birthday with Yoongi the whole of yesterday and proudly showed us the snacks yoongi prepared for his birthday.. But he couldn't spend it with his supposed "boyfriend" Jk😪..Lmao jimin is putting himself out there showing who he cares about and spend his free time with and it's yoongi not your ship,But yet you jokers are still holding on to fake ship,jimin would spit on you shipping him with a family man like Jk who has a pregnant girlfriend at home. Stop being so embarrassing and give it up. Yoonmin is real and jimin truly loves yoongi not who you are shipping him with. You keep denying yoonmin relationship but guess who keep debunking y'all? Jimin exactly haha Such losers! Anyway happy birthday to jimin

Ahhh Yoonmin shippers....

Frankly I forgot yall were still alive

As an ex yoonminer, I kid you not when I say la puushhhiaskaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sorry I can't hear you over Jimin's loud laugh

Yoonmin is aight but honey you pushing it💀💀💀

You came all the way here to die on this hill??????

Not YOONMIN you sound goofy as fuck😹😹😹😹

Also sit all the way down yall not even in the race for relevance- and I say this with love.

Goofy ass poster🤣

[kyabetsuhime]

Hiyori Tomoe 3☆ – How's the Weather With All Three Together?

Characters: Kanata, Hiyori, Rinne Season: Summer Translation: ksts Proofreading: yuno

Hiyori: I’m home! And since I’ve returned, you should greet me ardently! …Oh? I don’t hear any excited greetings. Should I repeat myself?

Kanata: Fufu. I can hear you just fine, “Ohisama”-san~

Hiyori: Jeez, you’re being mean, Kanata-kun! I feel lonely if I don’t get a response, so be a dear and reply to me right away!

Kanata: Okay, welcome home~ “Ohisama”-san, you’re always so bright and sunny, so I took a moment to “bask in your light” and admire you.

Hiyori: If you want to look at me, I’ll let you, but wasn’t this the wrong time to do it? Eh?! What’s that on my bed? It looks a little creepy…

Kanata: Heh-heh! That’s the “best-selling plushie” from the “Aquarium”. I brought it as a gift for my “roommate”. Like a “symbol of our friendship”.

Hiyori: You’ve already given me one before. And it was a much cuter, uh… What was it again?

Kanata: You mean the “flapjack octopus”?

Hiyori: Yes-yes, that! It was cute, but I can’t really say this one has the same charm.

Kanata: Uu. You don’t like “Giant Isopod”-san? But he’s so “adorable”!

Hiyori: Uwah! Keep its belly away from me! It has so many legs, it’s giving me the creeps! Give me only cute plushies next time, okay? I’m sure Rinne-senpai would love this one though.

Rinne: I’m ho~ome ♪ Were ya two just talkin’ ‘bout me?

Kanata: Welcome back, “Chief”-san.

Hiyori: That’s a lot of stuff you have there, Rinne-senpai! Did you bring another one of your “prizes”?

Rinne: Hell yeah ♪ I was super lucky today! I won big ♪ So here’s a lil somethin’ for ya two. I got all kinds of sweets, so grab whatever ya want ♪

Hiyori: Hmm?~ As usual, just some regular sweets? Well, I guess I’ll have the chocolate ones.

Kanata: I’m not hungry, so I’ll just take the “dried sardine” snacks. They contain calcium…

Rinne: Hey-hey, c’mon, don't be so cold! You’re makin’ Rinne-kun cry~

Hiyori: Faking tears like that is not very mature of you, Rinne-senpai. Anyway, go take a shower. I don’t really like the smell of that place you hang out at, you know?

Kanata: I “agree”~ Should we spray some “air freshener”?

Rinne: Pachinko halls are all smoke-free now, so it shouldn't be that bad… Hey-hey, hold on, Kanacchi! Why don’t ya stop pointin’ that spray at me?! Aight, aight, fine! Rinne-kun’ll go take a shower like a good boy~

Kanata: …Ah.

Hiyori: What’s wrong, Kanata-kun?

Rinne: GYAH! Cold!!!

Kanata: I was taking a “bath” before you two came back.

Hiyori: …Ah, so you left the water cold again, didn’t you? Even though I always tell you to set it back to warm after you're done!

Kanata: How rude of you to say “again”. This is only the seventh time this week, you know.

Rinne: Achoo! That was horrible…

Hiyori: You’re back surprisingly soon.

Rinne: My whole body got cold, so I decided to fill the bath with hot water. Even with clothes on, I’m still cold!

Hiyori: If so, try hugging that plushie. It should warm you up a little.

Rinne: Whoa, the hell’s this? Some kind of cryptid? Is it tryin’ to invade my bed or somethin’?

Kanata: That’s “Giant Isopod”-san! He’s “extra-large,” so you can even use him as a “pillow” ♪

Rinne: Really? Aight, I’ll take him then. And as a thank-you, ya can grab as many sweets as ya want, no limit ♪

Hiyori: …Hmm? I should buy you two something as well. Is there anything you want?

Kanata: What’s this all of a sudden?

Hiyori: Gifts aside, what matters is that I felt the genuine intention to give me something behind them. It wouldn’t be right for me to just accept without giving anything in return, right? I don’t have to, but I do want to return the sentiment.

Kanata: The “souvenirs” you occasionally bring are more than enough, though. Hmm~ But if you’re asking, I’d prefer a “fish”~ Bring me a “luxurious fruit of the sea,” please… ♪

Rinne: Ooh, sounds nice! Then I’m down for some tasty pizza!

Hiyori: Seafood, pizza… Are you two perhaps planning to throw a party in here?

Kanata: Ehehe. A “party” sounds fun~ Who should we invite? For the “life of the party,” how about asking Wataru?

Rinne: Should we post a notice ‘bout it somewhere? We could leave the door open, and everyone will probably just barge right in. We’ll add more food too and make this fancy as hell! Kyahaha ☆

Hiyori: The conversation is moving way too fast, but seriously, please don't try to cram a bunch of people into a room that's already too small for just the three of us! That is. If all you're worrying about are the food and guests, then this won't even be a third-rate party. I’m gonna have to teach you a thing or two about being a proper host!

Rinne: What's with all the complaints ‘bout the space bein’ cramped? Ya sure do seem pretty hyped up ‘bout it too, ain't ya, Hiyori-chan?

Hiyori: I’m all for a lively atmosphere too, you know! A quiet party would just feel lonely and depressing. You guys don't like loneliness too, right? If we are to do this, it has to be an elaborate party everyone can enjoy! In the end, what matters the most is making everyone smile! That will surely be a fine weather… ♪

★ directory ★

[vyglitchcraft]

Hi! I see ur requests are open, so if u feel like writing some OG roach x GN!reader HCs for what they might do together on Valentine’s Day or their anniversary to celebrate I’d eat that shit up, there fr ain’t enough roach content 🙏 please — 🍄

Aight sure

Gary "Roach" Sanderson x GN!reader

Bug's Date Night

Btw send me more Roach pics, i can't keep using the same damn pictures

Your boyfriend promised he'll be home for your anniversary and well...he came home with some led in him but honestly, what did you expect?

You're his first partner, he doesn't know shit about dating or however this is supposed to work besides some stuff he's seen from movies, he's inexperienced and confused.

You two made a deal, Roach didn't really care where the date takes place but some simple rules were set in place, inexpensive, not full, and you're the one socializing.

He honestly just planned on taking you somewhere quiet like a park to star gaze but he wanted something special and he isn't sure what places you like.

Restaurant maybe? No, too boring...movies? No, too full...museum? Well he likes it but what if you find it boring? He's overthinking everything that is until you interrupt his thinking session. Mall and buy each other gifts. The budget was anything below 100 pounds.

And that's exactly what you two did. Roach is pretty competitive so making it a game sounds fitting enough.

You two split up and in an hour, you already have your gifts

Roach bought you some hair pins, even if you're not fem, you can clip it onto your tie or book. It was shaped like those bug brooches. Gold in colour with yellow (probably fake) stones. He wanted to have something on you that reminded you of him and so, something bug related was a pretty obvious choice.

You bought him a small notebook, the paper was water resistant so he could use it even in missions. The pen that came with the book was pressurized and so, can be used everywhere. You knew that he had trouble communicating with others, mainly because not everyone could understand sign language

His reaction? Oh absolutely adorable, Roach was clapping his hands which you learned from Soap, was his "happy stim" he was smiling and running his hand through the paper, seems like the texture made him happy too.

"You did this...for me? Its amazing!" He wrote down in his new book. And you nodded

The day was ending and Roach had an idea, you two went to the park. Away from the city, quiet, private, it's what you two enjoyed. "If there was a shooting star flying across the sky right now, what would you wish for?" You asked

"That i'll always come home to see you smiling for me"

[defiledtomb]

i saw this ask in another blog and immediately ran with it. ouroboros: what your favourite ro says about you 🤡

💀 I love this so much and I will not be pulling any punches aight. Brace yourself.

Yor/Yana: Uppies? 🥺 You weren't held enough as a child.

Auryn: You yearn for someone to see who you really are, but refuse to go through the mortifying ordeal of being known

Idren/Ida: you've been hurt and never got the revenge or closure that you needed. You also wake up and choose violence every morning.

Sene/Selene: desperate for someone to see you, admire you, because that notion is so alien to you. Me? Worth loving? Sounds fake, but ok.

Leith/Custom: grief is your closest ally, you yearn for someone to just stay, and this is the line that changed your life:

Also you're an unapologetic monsterfucker, frothing at the mouth for the mere chance of L now having tentacles. I see you.

[mandokero-eboy]

So my former country had an election huh?

Aight let's do some motherfucking politics on the Venezuelan election. Been trying to tune it out all day. No I didn't vote I didn't have the chance to register because of reasons.

First of all, I definitely think that it was either stolen or that they are trying to steal it ahead of time without actually counting the vote. The government declared victory with 80% of the vote being counted when the difference between the two candidates being only 6 points. They claimed this to be an insurmountable difference. That's obviously not true and is objectively sus as fuck.

Bit of a history lesson: Elections in Venezuela are always sus as fuck. Before voting even happens they often bar popular opposition candidates from even running. This is the reason why the current opposition candidate, Edmundo Gonzales, is basically running on behalf of the more well known figure Maria Corina Machado, who is barred from running, and she's pretty much the face of the whole thing there.

They've messed with the internal organization of independent political parties (which how the fuck are they even allowed to force a political party to switch their leadership around?); the Supreme Court picked the Electoral Council in charge of running the elections in 2020 even though that's an authority reserved for Congress. All these shenanigans prevented the opposition from running again in the parliamentary election of 2020 and completely removed them from the National Assembly which they won fair and square in 2015.

And even if the opposition wins the government will probably pull some shenanigans so they don't have any power. For example, after they lost the parliamentary election in 2015 the supreme court pulled a bunch of shenanigans and transferred all their powers to themselves, then gave them back. Then the government organized an assembly to rewrite the constitution which is staffed entirely of government loyalists and then that assembly handed itself all Legislative Powers. Of course, that assembly was disbanded when the government blocked the opposition from running and thus regained control of the regular congress 5 years later. Not to mention we also have gerrymandering and they change the electoral system every time there's a parliamentary election, as a treat.

I don't know what to tell you if you think this is not hella fucking sus or that these shenanigans represent the actions of a democratic government with a sound popular mandate which respects the will of the people.

So what happened yesterday on July 28, 2024? The opposition faction has declared victory saying the results they have access to and can verify 40% of the official vote count, which says there's a 70% victory in favor of them with 30% against Maduro. I am taking this with a grain of salt that it's incontrovertible proof that they won because it also, mathematically, is not. However this would be broadly consistent with polls leading up to the election as well as the reported exit polls. Remains to be seen in what way they'll continue to dispute the results and if they'll be successful. As you may have deduced from the history lesson, the opposition are not known to be very competent.

There's a bit of misinformation floating around that I've seen. Videos of alleged ballot stealing that are just old videos of dudes stealing AC units have been circulating. There's also graphs from a few government affiliated outlets showing the results adding up to 139% or so. I think that's more a guy in TeleSur being a dipshit because they said all the third party candidates got 4.2% of the vote (combined) and they just wrote it as each of them getting 4.2%. Again, TeleSur not known to be very competent. This is not evidence of fraud it's evidence of an intern in a propaganda outlet being dumb.

There was also an exit poll distributed by someone affiliated with the government that showed Maduro winning. It was made by a fake company that couldn't be traced. Side note on this but I've heard people discounting exit polls entirely because they're illegal in Venezuela. What's illegal here is distributing exit polls before official results are announced. Conducting an exit poll is not illegal.

Finally, to reiterate, the government declared victory with 20% of the vote left to count and barely a 6% difference in the total while declaring this somehow an insurmountable trend.

Clearly there's misinformation on both sides. What this tells me is that there's broad mistrust of the government in conducting a fair election, and also the government affiliated actors have an incentive in declaring victory very quickly.

Nevertheless, some violence and irregularities have been reported in polling centers. It's likely we're not given any official explanations for these irregularities.

If I want any takeaway from this post to my non-Venezuelan audience, especially the left wing audience, it is this:

Nicolas Maduro is not a universally beloved special darling boy of socialism who's never done anything wrong. He's extremely divisive at best, only won by 50% originally and has had electoral results for both himself and his party in congress only get worse. Him losing would not be very surprising. It wouldn't have to be a CIA conspiracy to depose him. He's also not even very good at socialism and his anti-imperialist credentials are shoddy as fuck. The indigenous representatives in the National Assembly have supported the Opposition coalition for a decade now. For all their talk about sovereignty and independence the country is nonetheless economically beholden to Russia and China and he has been cutting deals with the US under the table anyway. Oh and they threatened to invade another country like a year ago? That was wild. Not to mention the welfare state that his predecessor built is currently in shambles and so are the nationalized industries, and they have for many years. I have my own misgivings about the opposition coalition but they seem hardly relevant when the government is very clearly flaunting democracy itself.

I am not one for emotional pleas for my country's future or whatever the fuck. I stopped being emotionally attached to this place when I was 8 and I actively despise patriotism. I cringe every time I see the flag. But I care about a certain set of values like democracy and all that jazz and I am not a fan of the brain worms that the western left often gets where a motherfucker can put on a red shirt while being from the Global South and get universal praise from a certain set of American leftists. Do like, a little bit of critical thinking here guys if this is what elections are supposed to look like under socialism I don't fucking want it. This guy isn't interested in building an independent sovereign socialist country that cares for its people he just knows that the second he's not president he's getting cannibalized.

[bi-demon-ium]

SEASON TWO POSITIVITY POST!

listen there's so much negativity going around and like. i actually really liked this season!! so!!!

the "okay, but" section

okay, so curtain's redemption arc was extremely rushed. BUT

a) i love where it's left us. curtain working on their team--and indeed him actually saying the words "i'm joining the society"--is going to be wonderful to see, and we'll be getting more of one of my favorite dynamics in the show, namely, the twins. and hopefully curtain being funny with more of the other characters.

b) although i suppose this is all assuming we get a season three at all (which i still have fingers crossed for) i would hope that as rushed as it feels now, we would have more time to breathe with it in s3--reckon with a post-redemption curtain and what his relationship with the others looks like, particularly the ones he's hurt the most, and also, number two & rhonda, now that they've "stepped into a leadership role". like that all sounds really interesting and engaging!!! rich content i want to know more!!!!

c) it was also just like. the SCENES!!! god it was heart-wrenching. again, where we ended up: what curtain said out loud, multiple hugs (!!!!) + curtain's hilarious then mildly heartbreaking interactions with jeffers&co + jackson&jillson,,,,, plus just his entertaining reactions/expressions to everything like them all aggressively reciting poetry at constance and its just lik [LIVE CURTAIN REACTION] lkgjfghfgh and then mr benedict's super passionate cross-language performance and curtains just like [visibly despairing] like you have no room to talk mr. stole the solo at the orphanage then aggressively recited shakespeare.

and like i think his dynamic with mr. benedict was especially good. even his reaction i was totally fine with (the panicking and lowkey breakdown--it was a little cheesy and even a bit unnerving seeing him finally lose it but i was like oughhhh) it's more the "aight. im good now ig" right after and just giving up. (it does make me wonder if it's actually another evil plot of some sort--which would be heart-wrenching, particularly if s3 is full of them bonding and then curtain realizing he doesn't want to betray him anymore but then whatever his plans were are revealed at a key moment.... i don't think is going to happen but fun speculation!) but like BEFORE that. oughhhhh that whole scene..... and the fact he was FAKING it.... and curtains justl ike [NOT CRYING SHUT UP] well. that was. a very devious plan. i have to respect it.

okay, so this whole "eurus benedict"/secret sister thing is fucking weird and terrible. BUT

okay first of all you can't deny that this is extremely funny

it is extremely funny and i desperately want to see where they're going with this

is she just going to be book curtain with tits.

(this would perhaps be a chance to explore some of the themes/ideas from the books now that we have an evil/bad sibling neither of them knew as a child?)

DOES SHE HAVE SQ. DLFKGJ HI IM YOUR AUNT :)

so like. this one also, as ridiculous as it is, has a lot of plot potential. the twins bonding, how each of them might relate to this sister differently (maybe it will ironically be nicholas not trusting her and curtain relating to her, after so long of nicholas reaching out to a long lost sibling), what she thinks of them, and particularly curtain's ex(?) supervillainy considering she's apparently going down that route...

does she also have narcolepsy? plot twist, book curtain thing again, she has sunglasses and a wheelchair and anger issues. and just for flavor maybe curly hair.

is she the older sister? younger? triplet? so many questions

this could really go off the rails and even if it ends up being bad i think it will be an extremely entertaining trainwreck

okay, so there were some other problems (like sq just being fuckign missing dfkjhghfgh) BUT

sq being missing i'm mostly blaming on the change in filming location. while i'm not pleased with that, i will say

a) i'm so sorry to be heartless but it IS ONCE AGAIN KIND OF VERY FUNNY

HES JUST ON A WALK<3

LIKE OKAY

b) while i wish they'd worked around the actor's absence better than that one line, it didn't ruin my enjoyment of the season. the plot was still coherent. i missed him, but it was enjoyable nonetheless.

same with the shorter episode times. i don't think this is something that they could help, and that makes me feel a little better about it, weirdly.

adaptation blues

i am gently holding you by the shoulders. listen to me. listen, beloved. you need to understand that this is now sort of its own thing now. if s3 comes it will probably be nothing like book 3 and that's okay. the characters are different, the changes they've already made have butterfly effect/branched off and now we're looking at a whole new picture and that's good. it's okay. deep breaths with me

honestly with the changes this season, i loved it! i'm into it!

really it's less a direct adaptation of book 2 and more like. its own thing (AGAIN. ITS OWN THING. THATS OKAY) with some easter eggs and nods to the books, particularly in the first few episodes. probably because again, changes made in s1 (which i ADORED) meant a lot of book 2 would no longer work

but i really liked the plot that was here!!! curtain's cult + the "Happiness" is absolutely terrifying, engaging the whole way through, and very good material for fic. i like miss perumal's continued presence as a character who actually does things, i like number two's weird/mildly rushed background story, everything with mr. benedict's story both about being whammied and his struggle to gain perspective when faced with his brother. i can see why some people aren't fans of kate and milligan's new story but personally i like it and think it fits them well. and constance!!!! martina!!! dr garrisons full mcfuckingbreakdown!!!! captain noland--and CANNONBALL MY BELOVED. he was so funny and i love him so much

like for me, if i want to read the book, i'll read the book. i love the roots this show has in the books, but i also love the characters that have grown from them, and want to see them grow more rather than be forced into a shape that's more like the originals.

all positivity, baby!

okay first of all this season was funny as hell. there were countless moments that were just so fucking good and hysterical. flower delivery. jackson and jillson tackling a bitch. constance's malicious therapy. dr garrison's doll. everything about jeepers. the gambling. the taxi driver. very exclusive list of traitors. miss perumal's grand theft motorcycle. what does the blueberry represent?! etc. the humor was spot on it was all HILARIOUS

the dialogue was generally the same perfect flavor of offbeat charm

the characters and relationships continue to be vibrant, engaging, and just generally soooo good. the side characters continue to be hilarious but also important to the plot (dr garrison, martina, jackson and jillson, jeepers, etc) while the main characters all have things to do (reynie and his struggles with both feeling needy and morality, sticky and boatwright academy, constance and her past, kate and her dad, mr benedict and his brother, miss perumal and both reynie and milligan, rhonda and the mission and general + number two, number two and her family + relationship with mr benedict, etc) and their interactions are always fun to watch

plus, again, some great developments, particularly with the kids and with the twins

i just had fun????? i mean i was super anxious but i'm like that any time i watch a show with suspense

but it was like it was fun! it was fun!

but it was also emotional in the right places!!!

and the ending!!!! not the very ending but just before that, with reynie getting his letters, and everyone vibing!!! my heart is full!!!!!!

i feel like i have more to say but i just can't put it to words like idk bro! i just liked it! it was rushed but it was good overall! there are very few things i straight up don't like! it's fun! i want to write ten thousand million words of fanfiction!

please!!! add on things you liked about this season/the show in general!!! positivity time, babey!

[genderlesssinner]

Okay okay okay, e109

Let's fucken go

Ah yes daddy Zathuda was turned into ✨furniture✨

And callomoore slept curled up with Gloamglut, cuties

Ash's comment about the world barely deserving to be saved,,, oof too real Tal

And then Fearne absolutely failing at the call and and giving him a friendship bracelet 😭

Gloamglut being confused about being free and basically asking permission to leave 😭😭

"go spread your legs!" *confused dragon sounds*

Good god Ashley

"For you, he's gonna come back." Assshhhhhghgg dkbxjd

Oh. Oh right. Braius and Nana. Interesting

Tummy Nana smiles.. Spooky

Nana apparently doesn't want the rooms (or at least *her* room) to be sound proof...

Chet talking shit about the other groups,,,, while yes they are, in fact, chuckle fucks but ...... Sir

Tallying favors,,,,, of course of course

Ashley, Travis doing a fake out every time he rolls for Chet Death also stresses me out

"I do know that she's kind of a fickle bitch." Nana speaks the truth yall, RQ is one of my favorite gods but also,,,,, yeah

The rat tails. RAT TAILS. Yall. No. Uh uh.

(right in front of Pate,, Laudna???)

Aaawwwwwwwuh I love Birdie so much

"New plan, if Fearne dies, we all sacrifice ourselves. I don't wanna be furniture." 😂 valid though

Duskhunger,, uh huh I did hear that right mid combat

Black fire cool cool cool extra damage ooooo legendary

Passed down... I wonder if it was a mark of his station / position as Sorrowlord

(brain immediately wanted to type Shadowhand,,,, woop)

Ashton with a sword with black fire..... 👀👀👀👀

As much as I love the aesthetic and the hammer.. Hmm

Suck List *heavy sigh*

Laudna "I'm much healthier now" Orym "no my sword has personal meaning"

Oh Dorian sweet sweet boy

*Dorian has no idea what's happening* Ash: I'm the only one that almost died its fine. Laudna: Nana Morri would rather you do it here where it's safe

I am crying guys

A tiny bit sad cause that harp was gorgeous but like those buff tho

"Let's find all Matt's best NPCs and eat them." turned into bells hells destroying the other campaign PCs to all of Exandria and I can't with these dummies sometimes

"Dorian or the funnel" "Yes"

I can't help but wonder how different things would be if Vox Machina had had someone who could minimize the time dilation from the Fae realm... *sighs sadly*

Let's go talk to the Matron fuck yeah let's goooo Laudy

I'm looking forward to another experience in the Matron's main temple

I don't think the Matron would be the other god that wants to leave. I don't think I would be surprised but I don't think she's the most likely to want to leave

"I been dodging this bitch for a while so I'm gonna hide"

"Tell that to FCG" MATTHEW.

Oh no he actually made her roll for it

A 0 yall, damn.

IT IS HER HELL YEAH Liev'tel my girl

YES THIS IS WHAT I HOPED FOR. SWIM IN THE BLOOD LAUDNA. DO IT.

YOUR TURN MARISHA.

Oh oh we're doing this as a group aight let's GO

I wonder how Dorian's Unending Breath is gonna affect his experience here, if it does

Ooh Orym don't panic they're fiiiiine

Whoa Orym okay then

Ooooo solo experience then

Wild but tracks

Oh god for the first time literally ever that has to Amp up the panic so much-

"this is what the satanic panic was afraid of-" 😂😂

Oooh my sweet blue boy

Oh no okay they are together

The strands of fate yaaaaaalllllll

THE FACT THAT IT'S MARISHA TO TOUCH IT AND SHE GOT A FEATHER IM totally normal about this mhm

"Thrice have you sought me.. Why?"

Screaming

Okay look I love her and I know this is kind of her Thing but why did we let Laudna lead this

Oooooohhh boy okay okay

So much to take in. I have no idea how this conversation is gonna go

Doorriiiaaaannn babyyy

Oh Ashton okay. Fair but uh. Uh oh

I guess we're doing this like that huh

Yes Orym fight for Vax 😭😭😭

Oooh oh no - Opal

Imogen's speech about all the others ♥️♥️♥️😭

Oh no Fearne - Opal 😭

WAIT MERCER WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MEAN AS FUUUUCCK

THAT MAP THO HOLY SHIT

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA

Oh my gods

Well. I guess one in particular huh?

Okay, Intiative.

Braius, Dorian, Laudna, Liliana, Vespin, Opal, Chet, Orym, Fearne, Ashton, Imogen

Oooh Doriaaannnn he's gonna make me cry before this is overrrr

Ohh good thinking about the Threads Marisha smart

Making the soft boys and Fearnie fight their friend is so mean and then you got Imogen having to fight her mom too like damn Matt

Oohh nnooo not drider opal noo

TIME STOP?? MATT. WHAT.

What the fuck. Awful. Hate.

Aaaaand this is why this ep is call Test of Fate, isn't it. Hate hate hate

Oh well this sounds like there rolling wonderfully

Matt you cannot make us feel bad for Vespin right now I refuse

Lightening titties, go 😂😂

Yaaaaassss zap them fuckers

Ooh fuck yeah I love the Wormhole Strike that's my favorite thing he does I think

ASH CAN DRAG BITCHES THROUGH THE PORTAL??? HILARIOUS

So many Smites. So many.

Cool move with the thunderwave Dorian

I get distracted during combat yall, sorry. It's midnight and I end up just vibing but listening

Matthew motherfucken Mercer. No.

Ooooohhhhhh and Orym gets the hdywtdt

Okay okay and he did non lethal? I assume. But she still go bye bye. No more drider. Yeesh

Oh. There's a edge. Hate

The Matron is Lady Gaga, confirmed.

"The monkey is going to throw flaming poop at the man who is responsible for the Calamity.. "

"We are kicking him while he's down."

That fucking chain lightening. Holy shit. 51 damage.

Oh no Ash woof okay jeezus. Almost fell into the abyss

LIGHTENING TITTIES. SEE.

Shimmies out of existence 🤣 jazz hands and all

Taaalllll "who's your other character?" you hush

He's seeing Opal memoriesssss noooooo aaaaaa 😭

But she's in the Hellcatch Valley! That's good! This is illusory!!

Laudna

Um

Uh.

Hm.

Good bad idea?

Okay okay okay we most certainly got the Matron's attention now

Imogen only got stunned,,, I was expecting worse

Orym reminds me of Link a lot sometimes man. Has anyone done that? Is that a thing? Has the crossover happened?

Sooo that happened

But now we just have to deal with a likely pissed off goddess

Parallel opinions, huh. I guess it is her

She took off the mask

She took off the mask

Holy shit

I need someone else to put in to words why it makes so much sense for her to be tired of being a god; I cannot my brain is soup

Ooohhh right right no I should have known she couldn't see Vax's fate; I'm pretty sure we knew that

He is stuck in the marble and sufferingggg my booyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ah.. The other gods want to fight - as the Arch Heart said: Calamity 2.0.

The Arch Heart is bored, wants to leave before they cause more damage. The Matron just wants to let fate do it's thing and not intervene

Hm. So destroying the gods would just let Exandria's natural cycle restore itself.

Asking why - wizards and hubris, man.

Interesting that the previous god helped her to take his place

"I'll be seeing you soon enough."

HER MASK?????

I'm sorry. What.

She just gave them a calling card. Wow okay

Chet is so the one to literally try to bargain with the god of death

If she dies or whatever happens to gods

Maybe Vax would finally really be at peace

I'm sure he's made his peace with how his story went, the choices he made; but he could finally rest

Oh I can't think about that too much I'll cry

Vax was the one who surprised her I'm gonna ccrrryyy

Oh not these fuckers do not give them a beacon

The gods don't even know what they are. Hm. Maybe the Kryn's story of the beacons origin is true

Laudy's thread is silver. Interesting. But changes and merges. Huh. They're changing her.

And Laudna was nekkid that whole time 🤣

Lots of interesting conversations today. I'm sure I missed stuff but that's why we rewatch. See yall next week -

Don't forget to love each other ♥️

[starry-skies-116]

Transformers Reboot Incorrect Quotes (but it's chaos™):

Samuel: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Bumblebee, via his speakers: Okay, but what is updog?

Heidi: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Mikaela: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Katya: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Jesse: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Samuel: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Mikaela: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Heidi: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Bumblebee, also via his speakers: What's a henway??

Samuel: Oh, about five pounds.

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Samuel: On a scale from ‘damn Daniel’ to ‘fre-sha-vaca-do’, how would you say you are feeling right now?

Mikaela: Ooh, that’s a tough one. I’d say I’m feeling in between ‘it’s an avocado, thanks’ and ‘how do you defeat Captain America’. Oh, but as a solid answer, I would say ‘I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger’. How about you, Heidi?

Heidi: Oh, me? Uhh… probably ‘road work ahead’. Bumblebee, communicating via text to Samuel’s phone: I speak many human languages, and this is none of them.

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Jesse, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Mikaela, pulling out an Uno Card: Plus four.

Heidi, pulling out a Pokemon Card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Samuel, pulling out a Yu-Gi-Oh Card: Blue eyes, white dragon!

Bumblebee, utterly perplexed, sending a text message to Samuel’s phone once more: Guys, what are we even playing anymore…? Katya, nonchalantly: Go-Fish.

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Samuel: My girlfriend’s too tall for me to kiss her on the lips… what do I do, guys? Ironhide: Punch her in the stomach. Then when she doubles over in pain, kiss her. Jazz: Tackle her!

Arcee: Grab her clothes and pull her down.

Wheeljack: Kick her in the shins!

Mikaela: Wh- oye, no to all of those! Just ask me to lean down, what is wrong with you people!

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Squad’s reactions to being told ‘I love you’:

Bumblebee via his radio: Thanks, fam!

Samuel: *crying and blushing* I love you too~!

Heidi: Sounds fake, but aight.

Mikaela: Oh, I know you do, cariño. After all, who wouldn’t~?

Katya: *An extremely flustered mess*

Jesse: Can I get a refund?

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Samuel: Bye Mikaela! Bye Heidi! Bye Katya! Bye Bumblebee! Bye Jesse! Bye Mikaela!

Jesse: You said 'bye Mikaela' twice.

Samuel: Because I love my goddess of a girlfriend.

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Samuel: Christmas lights?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Katya: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Mikaela: Santa suits?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Jesse: Shovel?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Heidi: Alibi and bail money?

Bumblebee, frantically beeping and doing a double take: Check - wait, WHAT?!

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Samuel: Time for plan G.

Mikaela: Don’t you mean plan B?

Samuel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Heidi: What about plan D?

Samuel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Katya: What about plan E?

Samuel: I’m hoping not to use it. Simmons has to be used as bait in plan E.

Bumblebee, chittering in pleasure and vibrating with excitement: I like plan E.

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Samuel: Heyooo~!  

Bumblebee, via radio, waving cheerily: Hiii~!  

Jesse: Greetings, Humans. 

Katya: Three kinds of people.  

Mikaela: I want pudding.  

Katya: Four kinds of people.  

Heidi: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?!

Katya: Five kinds of people.

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Mikaela: We need to distract these guys…

Samuel: Leave it to me!

Samuel: Centaurs have six limbs, and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The Agents: *Immediately begin arguing* 

Bumblebee, watching in horror, sending a text to Samuel’s phone: Oh, I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Mikaela: Samuel and I don’t use pet names.  

Heidi: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Mikaela: Honey?  

Samuel: Yes, love?  

Mikaela:  

Heidi: Do me a favor and don’t lie about these kinds of things again, heh.

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Samuel: Heidi, Mikaela and I were crossing the street, and some car drove by and honked at us. 

Optimus: *Sighing* What did Heidi do?  

Samuel: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...  

Heidi, nervously chuckling: Whooo wants a steering wheel~?

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Mikaela: Yo, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? Samuel: Oh, don’t endanger yourself like that, please.

 Bumblebee: You’re a hazard to society.

Heidi: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Samuel: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school~! Jesse, rolling his eyes: I am pretty sure that is a surprise to absolutely no one.

Samuel, making a drinking tea gesture with a pinky sticking out: Whoop, there it is!

((Reference from Sanders Sides)) ______________________________________________________________

Ratchet, talking about human culture: I mean, seriously, who would want to live in a cartoon world, as a cartoon? Mikaela: OHHHH, MY GOODNESS~ THAT WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC THING~!!!

Ratchet, deadpan: Oh. Question answered.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: Oh, well. We tried, we failed, let’s go to sleep.

Ironhide: It’s literally 2 PM.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: People tell me I have a rather unique way of lighting up the room~! Arcee, sighing and pinching where the bridge of her nose would be: Human, it’s called ‘arson’ and those ‘people’ are Decepticons, a meager percentage of whom you’ve left as witnesses.

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Starscream: It’s a white flag, human, and you might as well start waving it~

Heidi, wild-eyed at the top of their lungs: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING COMRADES!

Samuel:

Mikaela:

Bumblebee:

The entirety of both the Autobots and the Decepticons:

Optimus: Good lord…

______________________________________________________________ ((That one episode be like)): Bumblebee: Hey, Prime, what would you say if I came home with, like… let’s say, three humans? Optimus: What’s in your cabin? Bumblebee:

Optimus, more calmly this time: What’s in your cabin, Bumblebee? Bumblebee: …I think you know.

______________________________________________________________ Sam, parking the car outside of a restaurant: Hey- Mikaela, Heidi, can you get us a table? Mikaela and Heidi in unison: Oh, sure thing!

[A few minutes later]

Mikaela and Heidi sprinting out of the restaurant, Mikaela carrying a table and law enforcement tailing close behind: BUMBLEBEE! START THE ENGINES!

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Barricade, negotiating with the Autobots: We have Heidi. Give us the boy and they will be returned unharmed. Optimus: Don’t do anything to them!

Barricade: I won’t, as long as you comply with our-

Optimus: No, I’m serious this time. Don’t do anything to them, Heidi!

Heidi, glaring at Barricade with a mischevious smile, already having freed themselves from their restraints: No promises~

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Samuel: No, no- c’mon, guys… he regrets his mistakes, so why not hear out whatever information he wants to give to us? Arcee: That… CANNOT be where the bar is!

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: Just you and me, big guy- two tickets to surprise city! I call dibs on window seat, by the way~

((Reference from Sanders Sides)) ______________________________________________________________

Mikaela, panicking: Help me, please, I beg of you- I told Samuel I’d cook dinner for all of us tonight but I can’t cook!

Jesse, pouring wine directly into the cereal bag: And, let me get this straight- you thought I, of all people, could help?

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Jesse: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Mikaela: You think I of all people know how to do that? Samuel: But I’m not… wearing a watch right now.

Heidi: Time is a construct created by us mortals to process the chaos of the world easier.

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Samuel, trying to ask Mikaela, his longtime best friend since childhood and his next-door neighbor, out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Samuel’s mother, Hualín from the back: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

((Reference from Mulan 1998))

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Starscream: Top ten reasons why the fleshling is coming with me! Number five will surprise you!

Heidi, already lugging out an oversized plasma rifle: Top ten anime deaths. Number one. YOUR SORRY ASS RIGHT NOW.

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Jazz, pulling out one of his flashcards on modern 2000’s human slang: D-W-I.

Heidi, with zero hesitation: Driving whilst intoxicated.

Jazz: N-No, ‘Deal with it’! What is wrong with you humans these days…!?

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Jesse, excited and surprised: Wait, the city’s theatre director’s in this!? Katya: Oh, no, his understudy’s going on tonight.

Jazz: And… who’s his understudy?

Katya, twirling gracefully and smiling: Meee~!

Bulkhead, sighing: Of course.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

______________________________________________________________ Heidi, smiling: Well, this all went spectacularly according to plan!

Optimus, raising a brow: Surely it didn’t.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Bumblebee: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘mad’ and ‘sad’? Jesse: Disgruntled, desolated, disappointed- Heidi, with a short pause to punctuate: Smad.

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Mikaela: Hey, Ratchet? Ratchet: Yes…? Mikaela: Can a human breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Ratchet:Ratchet: …Where’s Heidi?

Mikaela: *nervous whistling*

**gurgling and gasping noises being drowned out by the sound of the washing machine heard faintly in the distance**

Ratchet: …Mikaela, where is Heidi?

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Zenith (Decepticon Original Character): Are you sure this is the right way? Knockout: Certainly! I’m as sure as I am honest!

Shockwave: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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((How one S1 EP1 moment would pan out))

Bumblebee: I really like this whole ‘good cop bad cop’ thing you have going on!

Mikaela: It’s not really an act, y’know. It’s just that I’m mean and Samuel isn’t.

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Samuel, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Mikaela: Hey.

Heidi: Wassup?

Jesse: Hello. Katya: Hi. Bumblebee: Hi~!

Samuel, facepalming: I gave you the keys to my place for emergencies only, what the dickens is all of this!? Katya: We were out of ice cream.

Samuel, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: You're lucky that you're my friends and I love you. ______________________________________________________________

Jesse: Nothing in life is free. 

Katya: Love is free! 

Mikaela: Adventure is free. 

Samuel: Knowledge is free. 

Heidi: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Samuel: Hey, what does ‘take-out’ mean…?

Katya: Food!

Mikaela: Dating. Jesse: Murder. Heidi: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

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Heidi: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Katya: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Jesse: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Mikaela: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Samuel: I was dragged into joining in on the dumb stuff.

Bumblebee: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Heidi: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses!

Mikaela: This knife is actually a magic wand. 

Katya: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. 

Jesse: *cocks gun* Magic missile. 

Samuel: …I’m calling our group therapist again.

Bumblebee: I don't know if I should be laughing or disappointed in you humans.

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Bumblebee: Okay, but imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Samuel: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! 

Jesse: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you so much for finding this, I must say!

Mikaela: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! 

Katya: My moral code, is that you? 

Heidi: Oh my gosh, mental stability, my old friend!

Bumblebee: 

Bumblebee: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk that Ratchet left me but do you guys need a hug? ___________________________________________________________

Samuel: Good morning! Jesse: Good morning. Bumblebee: Good morning. Mikaela: Damn, you all sound so depressed, try spicing it up a bit!

Heidi and Katya together, in perfect synchronization: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Samuel: Why don’t we bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one?

Mikaela: Tubular AF! 

Heidi: Mood to the max! 

Jesse, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. 

Katya, joining in: If she breathes, she’s a square!

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Samuel: Uh, guys, Jesse’s not moving. Is he sleeping or dead? 

Mikaela: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. 

Heidi: Yeah, so did I. 

Jesse: Okay first of all, fuck you guys-

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((During that one episode where the three get arrested)):

Jesse, filling out legal paperwork: Okay, so… when you three were born, were you assigned AMAB or AFAB?

Mikaela: Uh, bold of you to assume I’ve been born at all. Samuel: Given just how strange my body and constitution is compared to the average human, I wouldn’t be surprised if I was created in a lab. Heidi: I just straight up spawned, I guess.

((all of them are trans af and share a single braincell lol))

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Ratchet, bursting into the room, faceplates snapping into an expression of pure panic with his optics flickering like a strobelight: “Optimus! You need to see this, the situation’s really-” Optimus, cradling Samuel, Mikaela, Heidi, Jesse and Katya all together in his arms: “Shh… the humans are sleeping.” Ratchet, lowering his voice down to a whisper: “Oh. Sorry.” Optimus, also whispering: “It’s alright, Ratchet, worry not. What did you want to tell me?” Ratchet, still whispering calmly: “The Antimatter Engine caught fire during testing.”

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Samuel, Heidi and Mikaela sitting down on a bench together: 

Jesse, walking by: Why do you children look so sad? Heidi: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Jesse sits down, only to hear a wet and quiet squelch*

Mikaela: The bench is freshly painted.

___________________________________________________________Heidi: I don’t get when people ask me if I identify as nonbinary. I am nonbinary.

Heidi: If anything, I identify as a threat to my enemies. ___________________________________________________________

[autistic-crypt1d]

Season 4 SGA live blogging:

Aight so Atlantis is stranded and lost in a void between systems leaking power, here we go!

S1, S2, S3

Updates:

- man oh man is there a lot going on off the bat, Weir is down, Rodney is scrambling to figure out how to save everyone in the city, and John is now burdened with leading Atlantis

- god the guilt Rodney is having to shove aside to try and save everyone else is so bad ahhhhhhhhh

- ahhhh seeing John about to cry makes me wanna cryyyy

- the jumper coordination is so cool!!!

- and ofc, Teyla has Atlantis under control while Sheppard does what he does best

- I forgot to add this earlier, SAM

- THE SPACE JUMP

- Ronon is so sweet y'all, poor baby 😭

- seeing Rodney and Sheppard fight like that is so weird and I hate it

- not Rodney scolding Ronon like a damn dog

- GET HIS ASS ELIZABETH

- how exactly could she do the hand in the head thing while having a mostly human body? Like, how's that work with human fingies

- LET'S GO APOLLO

- ya know, the ancients really screwed any future people who discovered atlantis by not leaving the instructions on how to make a ZPM. If it does exist in the database they sure didn't make it at all easy to find considering they never do

- always knew you could do it John

- of course it's Teyla taking care of Weir's things and of course it's Ronon who comes to be with her during it 😭 I love them so much

- Reunion, oh boy

- Ronon I love you but they just tried to kill Teyla, you could acknowledge that before jumping for joy

- Sam in charge let's gooooooo

- PFFFFT the painted pineapple

- THE PICTURE OF JACK

- Rodney, I love you but please stop speaking

- Ronon, buddy, take it down a notch please

- aw man I just realized Ronon calls the expedition members his people 😭

- STOP IT RIGHT NOW, RONON IS FAMILY NOT AN ALLY, SHUT YOUR FACE

- Ronon did decorate 😭

- these wraith are going down awfully easy, I can't tell if they're faking it cuz the 3 are in on it or they just haven't fed in a while

- yessss backup your team Ronon

- EEW THE DOOR SLIME

- how tf did Rodney get in that thing

- poor Ronon man, he just cannot catch a break

- "Ronon, where are your friends?" "They're right here. Let's go home." MY HEART

- Doppelganger, ah crap

- please don't touch that John

- god damn it John

- I've never seen the shirt Teyla's wearing before! Very pretty as always

- poor Teyla

- ahhhhhh I hate Keller's nightmare dude!!!

- Ronon's nightmare being completely alone again and being hunted 😭

- Lorne, poor baby

- I have to say, they've introduced Keller as a main character really really well in my opinion

- oh Kate no 😭 (this is what inspired the heightmeyer joke btw)

- ah man John's expression, you know that he has to be feeling so damn guilty right now. He didn't kill her but touching that crystal did even if it's not his fault. Plus the fact that he knows that she died afraid of him. That has to hurt.

- Teyla hugging him after all that must have meant the world to him, he was so scared she would hate him

- of course Sheppard volunteers to be the one to go with Rodney

- god the devastation on John's face about Rodney...

- and of course Rondey runs back into danger for Sheppard!

- I wish we knew why the entity did this, like why it tormented and killed and tried to kill them. Surely by being in their mind they could tell they didn't mean to take it, also the fact that it drew him in, why?

- the team gathering together at the end is so cute

- ah Travelers, this episode is ok

- the closet scene is pretty funny tho

- Sheppard had that gun for all of 2 seconds before it ran out of ammo, but we've never once seen Ronon reload

- oh boy, Tabula Rasa. This episode is so good but also so trippy. It scared tf outta me as a kid

- the way they did the colorgrading, lighting, angles, sound track, so good and so eerie

- I can only imagine how terrifying it is forgetting like that so quickly. People like the doctors and soldiers hanging on to their duties over anything else, not even knowing why they're doing it

- I love the flashing back and forth too

- Ronon has the coolest jackets

- Ronon getting annoyed and impatient and just shooting Sheppard and typing him up will never not be funny

- poor Rodney, knowing that with Teyla gone he's going to completely forget any minute

- also hello Zane from Eureka

- it's so hard seeing Lorne like that, he's trying so hard

- come on John, stop pointing a gun at your bestie

- I love seeing Ronon take charge for once, he really is so smart and capable and awesome and I wish he got to shine more

- of course Rodney is the first person Sheppard asks about

- I'm not a fan of Rodney and Katie, but that was a cute moment

- OH BOY Missing, shit is about to get realllll

- I'm glad we get to see more of Teyla's absolute badassness in this episode even though it stresses me tf out

- poor Keller, her first introduction to off world shit and it's this

- Teyla's face when Keller is talking about summer camp 😂

- Teyla's ability to hold it together even after being told she is the last of her people, so intense

- not the Bola Kai with a damn lolipop XD

- again with Rodney and Sheppard hanging out in their free time playing games

- Teyla is so sweet to Keller, asking her about her home while they're captured

- LET'S GO KELLER

- I also very much love that Teyla and Keller got to bond

- The Seer is pretty interesting. There's 2 rather big plotlines going on here, the replicators annihilating human worlds, and the thing with Teyla's people.

- "well, this is awkward." "Yes."

- Miller's Crossing, this episode is a good one, very stressful. I love when they visit Earth tho, especially with Ronon.

- "I looked dumb!"

- I love that they call Todd "Sheppard's wraith"

- ok I get Rodney going in like a dummy with no backup, but Baret, come on you should know better dude

- also, where tf did Jeannie's change of clothes come from, did they grab them while they were kidnapping her or something??

- it's pretty hilarious they just put Ronon in the same outfit as Sheppard

- Jeannie, that was incredibly fucked up to say

- Walter, why the hell would you stop Ronon from eating while you are talking

- watching Sheppard talk that guy into getting fed on is... rough

- This Mortal Coil is a pretty good episode. The initial issue with the gate and then all the lead up, very cool

- this show has always done a great job of subtly hinting that something is wrong until it becomes undeniable

- I kinda love when Ronon and Rodney get paired up, they're so funny together

- I really love seeing more of the good replicators, they still do bad stuff, but they have dimension ya know?

- I believe that city being destroyed was Sam's vision tho

- the 2 groups meeting remind me of that one SG-1 episode, the "comtria!" dude who duplicates them

- gotta say, Jack takes it a lot worse than John's team does

- aw man, Rodney and Zelenka talking about losing Elizabeth and Carson... this is the first time we really see Rodney be honest about his feelings to anyone but Sheppard

- AHHHH and then Rodney and Sheppard talking about her

- Be All My Sins Remember'd, oof, seeing them trying to evacuate all the planets in the replicator's path before they get hit, that's rough

- ZANE NOOOO

- PFFFFT the fucking "Colonel"s bit is hilarious

- poor Rodney never being allowed to fully explain :/

- YOU TELL HIM SAM

- Todd and Rodney are pretty funny together

- Todd looks different here for some reason

- Ridney and Zelenka always make me laugh when they work together istg. Their dynamic has changed so much since the start of the show too. They're much more comfortable around eachother now and interact on a friend level now

- PFFFFT, Ronon immediately moved away from Todd when Larin was gonna kill him

- Zelenka this is what happens when you leave Rodney alone for too long

- OOP, noooot a great moment to tell everyone you're pregnant

- awww Ronon 😭

- god Sheppard is so gay, I've never seen that man react normally to being flirted with by a woman

- pfffft Zelenka shuffling away at the awkward convo XD

- GO GET EM TEAM

- the way F.R.A.N. said "Hello" was so satisfying wtf

- the replicator blob is horrifying I love it

- I always forget how this Elizabeth survived

- Spoils of War, Todd you sneaky bastard

- Ronon is the sweetest y'all, "who says you have to keep up?", him and the rest of the team are gonna love her no matter what, but he's the first one to tell her that

- PFFFT Ronon pulling Rodney out of the room

- Lorne!!

- if this is the episode I think it is, OH BOY

- IT IS

- oh? Maybe not?

- "you touched something didn't you" "no... maybe a little"

- again with Sheppard knowing random ass very specific things about Rodney

- ah gross, the birthing facility

- why do they have the same access play like, all the queens

- Lorne is so sweet 😭

- oh boy, Quarantine

- of course the boys are hanging out again

- pfffft of course everyone's first thing is to try and call Rodney

- Teyla is so over John being skittish about her pregnancy

- oh my god Ronon and Keller are so damn awkward together

- damn it Radek, just let Sam workkkkk

- JOHN YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT

- TEYLA YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

- you're yelling me that Chuck climbed down the tower???

- Harmony, this episode is pretty funny honestly, and I'm always a fan of John and Rodney on their own doin stupid shit

- the kid annoys tf out of me

- why are the Genii always doing this shit

- OOP

- their faces when she's talking about John like they're married is hilarious

- Outcast, I like this episode a lot, but poor John man

- Rodney requested to go with him AHHHHHH

- pffffft Ronon just showing up like, I'm coming with you, obviously

- ahhhh see this is a much better outfit for Ronon than the last one where they just duplicated what Sheppard was wearing

- not to mention the second outfit with the vest???

- the girl is a badass, gotta say

- Trio... OH WAIT

- this episode stresses me tf out

- it's kinda hilarious that it's 3 nerds stuck though. I mean like, is Sam military and a badass? Yes, but she is also first and foremost a huge nerd.

- man Sam gets like one off world mission in this show and she gets beat tf up during it, we're already at 2 of 3 big ass falls and the 3rd one is OUCHY

- Sam is such a badass, ugh I love seeing her in action again

- Rodney, Rodney please shut up, PLEASE SHUT UP

- 1. Should've tied the rope off a lot shorter. 2. Should've shoveled out dirt as you went

- Rodney really comes in clutch during the escape

- look, Rodney and Keller are cute, I will admit that, but him and Sheppard are still my favorite

- midway is such a good episode oh my god

- yay Teyla is back!!! I missed her

- TEAL'C, LET'S GOOOOO

- "I must admit, I am partial to the tator tots" PFFFFFT

- god I've missed Teal'c

- them fighting is so damn good

- *drops sticks, immediately starts first fighting*

- UGH, KAVANAGH

- I forgot how small the room is, especially once you put two big ass dudes like Ronon and Teal'c in it

- now see, why tf would they not install and iris on the midway station gates just in case

- man SGA is a lil lazy with their wraith casting, we've seen this same dude play like 3 different wraith that all look identical but can't possibly be the same because we see them die. And the same woman plays pretty much every single female wraith.

- like we just saw this wraith dude die in the cloning facility episode. Technically I guess it could be that he's a clone but to my knowledge, they only cloned soldiers not the other ones

- also, couldn't have locked down the control room a lil quicker? Like idk, THE DOORS

- PFFFT the little smack Sheppard gives Rodney

- the alien boys and their funky alien energy weapons

- KAVANAGH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

- I hate him but his hair is nice rn, finally got rid of the weird ponytail

- god it breaks my heart seeing McKay's expression when he thinks Sheppard is dead

- YOU TELL HIM RONON

- Rodney's face when he finds Sheppard 😭

- THE PIPE SWING

- INDEED

- poor Teal'c man, he's been through the ringer again and again and now getting fed on by a wraith???

- oop, there goes midway

- the IOA meeting lighting is so weird and creepy I hate it

- how'd they open the jumped from the outside?

- PFFFT Ronon waking Sheppard is so cute, I love them so much

- also, where did they pee during the time stuck in the jumper cuz... they were in there for at least 2 days

- The Kindred pt 1, yesssss a Teyla focused episode!!! I missed her

- Hoffan virus comes back once again

- poor Lorne like, uhhhh Teyla, whatchya doin with that knife

- Lorne has such a sweetie pie vibe, like, look at that face!!

- ah crap, Michael is back again

- Lorne came back looking like a dog that got caught getting into the trash, pure shame face

- woah I forgot Michael figured out how to stop needing to feed. See now why can't they just be friends now, if they don't need to feed on humans they can be buddiessss

- OH SHIT IT'S THIS EPISODE TOO

- ouch ouch ouch, Rodney's face seeing Carson again 😭

- part 2, boy howdy there's a lot going on this episode

- Ronon and Sheppard's tactical roll over the counter plus Rodney literally pushing Carson out if the way is hilarious

- Poor Keller man, it's gotta be hard having to save the life of the guy who not only tried to kill you and your friend, but also alerted Michael to the location of the Athosians

- ahhhhhh I hate her being in the table dude it's so creepy!!! Michael stop being creepy to Teyla!!!

- the mix of joy and fear Teyla showed when Michael showed her the ultrasound is so sad

- why tf is that extra just standing in the background staring like that wtf

- did he have brown hair when we last saw him? I could've sworn it was white. Like I get that he's been messing with the mix of wraith and human dna but still

- Rodney is so protective of Carson it's so wholesome 😭 his first instinct when gun fire starts is to protect him

- aw man, Teyla now on top of all that having to come to grips with Carson being alive again, OOF

- last episode of the season and boy is it a dosey! The Last Man.

- the idea of being alone in Atlantis is HORRIFYING

- this episode is so sad y'all

- Todd!!

- Ronon 😭

- THE CLIFF HANGER IS ILLEGAL

Season 5

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AITA fo£ accidentally sta&&ing my f£iend in the eye?

I know it sounds &ad, &ut please hea£ me out.

I (6M, &£onze&lood) do a lot of swo£dfighting with my f£iend (6.25F, ce£ulean) as a ho&&y. We had just up£aded f£om fake plastic swo£ds to semi £eal ones. We &oth know the safety £ules of swo£dfighting like second natu£e, and this is the only time something like this has happened to us.

One night, me and he£ we£e p£acticing fo£ a show we had in a couple of days. Eve£ything was going fine until I accidentally... sta&&ed he£ in the eye with my swo£d.. We we£e &oth panicking, and I wasn't thinking st£aight, so I t£ied pulling it out. It lodged a slight &it out, &ut only just d£agged he£ head. I let go immediately, and she soon got medical ca£e. I feel inc£edi&ly guilty ove£ what happened, and it still sca£s me eve£y time I think a&out it.

So... AITA?