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SG-1 Book Series Live Blogging:

Sacrifice Moon (Season 1)

Other books here

Previous Book: The Price You Pay

This one actually takes place before The Price You Pay but the list I'm going off put this second

Updates:

- Chapter 1

- this is so cute XD

- "She’d readall the reports, Jack knew, but those probably didn’t include the less thanenthusiastic welcome Kawalsky and Ferretti had given a long-haired, foureyed, sneezing geek who didn’t know one end of an MP5 from the other." Damn Daniel is getting ROASTED

- lime contamination XD

- "This might actually work, he thought, and felt something that had been clenched like a fist inside of him—since he’d seen Charlie Kawalsky die—slowly relax." 😭

- "somebody’sgoing to have to install an alarm clock in Daniel’s ass to remind him of briefings" PFFFT

- Chapter 2

- "it was like falling, just for an instant, into a sea of stars that blazed and froze and tore him apart and put him back together" neat line, damn

- PFFFFT AN AIRPORT

- the Helos Confederacy??

- Daniel's excitement is so adorable, I miss this Daniel

- "uncontrollable lecture mode" PFFFT so real

- Chapter 3

- “No. I am the one who brought your wife to Apophis. I witnessed her humiliated and stripped, and I did nothing. I heard her screams and pleas, and I did nothing. I have no right to your trust. You should know this.” ow ow ow

- “I had a choice. I left Sha’re alone by the Stargate.” ow ow ow ow ow

- “Teal’c even came with me as a visual aid.” XD

- the lore on this place is so neat I’m actually super intrigued

- ‘So this wasn’t going so well. Perversely, he felt himself relax. At least things were back to normal—trouble.’ XD

- WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENINGGGGG

- Chapter 4

- ah yes the DHD translation reveal

- bro I need to see Teal’c doin this shit, we were robbed

- Daniel wrangling XD

- oh hell

- this is pretty gruesome for Stargate, I kinda dig it

- Chapter 5

- ‘She dug out supplies, and inspected an MRE package with a slight, undeniably cute frown between her eyebrows.’ I can’t tell if that’s the narrator calling her cute or Daniel

- ‘She gave him a sidelong look out of those blue eyes that he couldn’t quite think of as military.’ He totally thinks she’s cute

- they’re bonding 😭

- ‘The city looks like a pillaged corpse, but it is a living thing, hungry and waiting.’ This is so cooooool

- ‘Everyone screams, in the end.’ AHHHH

- ‘They hold its mutilated, twitching body before him, laughing silently behind their jackal smiles, and their eyes are black and wide and avid.’ GEEZ

- It was Jack’s dream??? Wtf is up with the part about the symbiote then???

- the fact that he called out for Teal’c though 😭

- holy shit Carter as a hunter, this is so fucking spooky

- ‘Human. Crawling’ IS THIS A HORROR BOOK WTF IS THIS

- ‘Before Jack could tell him to stick it, Teal’c was out the door and moving fluidly across the open ground, staff weapon held ready to fire.’ XD

- ooooooh Jack dreamed of Teal’c getting killed

- “Take point, and keep your eyes open. If somebody’s running around dispatching new arrivals, let’s stay off their dance card.”

Teal’c’s eyes were wide, suddenly. “Is there a possibility of dancing, O’Neill?” “Figure of speech. It means, let’s don’t get killed.” “Indeed.” They’re so cute

- ‘hit-and-run archaeology’ is so funny help

- 'It probably said a lot about Daniel’s childhood, now that he thought about it. Sha’re was the only person Jack had ever seen touch him without causing that defensive reaction.' 😭

- OH MY GOD TEAL'C HAD THE VISION TOO

- bro I do noooot like Sam and Daniel behaving this way it's scary. Jack and Teal'c in a prey role??? Terrifying

- Chapter 6

- y'all I'm on the edge of my damn seat right now what is happening

- 'Daniel had looked particularly weird, standing up there gazing at the horizon, hugging those giant marble ankles.' XD

- 'He wanted to see what Daniel saw, the magic that Daniel felt holding these things.' 😭

- THIS IS SO INTENSE AHHHH

- GOD DAMN DANIEL

- I have literal chills AHHHH

- Chapter 7

- “I didn’t say you had character. I said you were stubborn.” XD

- damn this Goa'uld is spooky

- 'Her eyes flashed white, and she held out her left arm, and he just knew that he was going to have his brain pureed into cream cheese' XD

- 'Great. The bitch had a ship.' PFFFFFT

- 'Daniel looked at Sam across the limp, trembling body of the prey, and she was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen in his life. Flushed, fevered, blood-spattered and vividly, violently erotic' EXCUSE ME?!?!

- oh god a little kid

- 'barely-legal' ew, just say barely 20 or something

- oh my god the eating scene, guys I'm gonna cry

- oh god

- “When you wake tomorrow with the blood offriends in your mouth, you will thank me for what comfort the gods allow.” GEEZ

- dude this book is INTENSE

- Chapter 8

- ok The Dark Company is cooler than I expected

- Chapter 9

- why is Daniel always getting violated 😭

- Carters whimpers for help AHHHH

- 'And Teal’c had obeyed, because he believed.'

- LET'S GO TEAL'C

- “Help.” “Don’t think we can, Captain.” 😭

- I honestly cannot think of a time where SG-1 has had it this bad, I mean DAMN

- Chapter 10

- ‘It went on forever, and Jack heard his breathing turn ragged and tortured as Daniel and Carter died, and died, and kept on dying.’ Good god this shit is brutal

- oh god, she went into the girl didn’t she

- HELL YEAH JACK

- YEP IT’S IN HER

- ‘Pylades put his hand on the living tomb of his sister, and wept.’ 😭

- dude, this is brutal

- wow, that was amazing and horrifying and completely unexpected

The First Amendment

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I'm re-watching SGA again and omfg the first episode when weir and daniel are talking, "Atlantis" "I think we can go there" CHILLS

(Gonna be updating this like live tweeting because I can and I will)

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Updates:

- Ok so straight up did not remember there was no intro for the first few episodes. Also, John and Teyla's first interactions are sooooo awkward, I always forget that. DAMN the plot is so good right off the bat though. The city rising from the ocean??? BEAUTIFUL, MORE CHILLS, GORGEOUS.

- the color scheme and lighting for the wraith ships is soooooo different in the beginning WOW. The blue and grey, complete lack of other colors aside from a slight yellowish light. So drastically different from the heavy yellow and green fleshyness it becomes later on.

- FORD, AHH 💛

- I've always wondered if the red haired wraith was intentionally not following the black or white hair scheme or if that was a pilot thing where they hadn't thought that far yet. (If anyone knows please lmk)

- DAMN the wraith are so fucking cool. I'm 1000% going to make a whole seperate post ranting about them, but I just have to say they introduce them SO WELL. They're intimidating, mysterious, powerful, and not to mention SO UNIQUE. GAAAAAH!!

- "We are merely the caretakers for the ones who sleep" CHILLS. FUCKING CHILLS DUDE. All the lifsigns appearing and the pods lighting up??? BRUH

- Ok Teyla and John's first head bonk, ADORABLE. I love that they do that and that's their thing ya know? Like it's her people's thing but the only expedition member she does it with is John as far as I can remember.

- Episode 3, THE INTRO ARRIVES AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL

- gotta say, the personal forefield thing is a lil inconsistent, like the coffee can't touch his body in the slightest but he can grip the cup? Could be that they're expecting the viewer to assume the forcefield is creating a gap between his hand and the cup and just left out the sound and green flash, but idk

- Jinto (Ginto? I'm not sure how it's spelled) is such a fun character, I wish he was featured with the other ethosians after the move from Atlantis :/

- I love how Sheppard, Teyla, and Rodney all start to really become a team already in ep 3 with the shadow creature. All 3 not knowing eachother really at all, but after everything on the wraith ship and now with this creature threatening everyone on atlantis, they come together and we see their strengths as individuals and their ability to work together using them. Plus getting to see Rodney really step up and be selfless really gives you a new view on him after his appearances on SG-1.

- idk if it was intentional, but Ford being in the infirmary and not with the other 3 could be some serious foreshadowing for later. I mean him not being there while the majority if the team forms really does not set him up for success being the fourth. Don't get me wrong, I adore Ford, I just also think that Ronan fits the team better and provides a better dynamic.

- I kinda love how there's no discussion shown about Teyla joining the team, she's just on the next mission with them. After the 3rd episode it just makes sense ya know?

- iratus (aratus?) bug, then eventually John literally gets infected and starts turning into a wraith cuz of the retro virus? Bro cannot catch a break

- gotta say, the audio balancing in this show is not my favorite, I always have to crank it up by like 10 when it's all talking and then am immediately auditorally flashbanged when the action starts 😂

- I know it's all serious and shit but Rodney and Ford getting tossed around the back of the jumper is fucking hilarious, especially knowing that they themselves are throwing themselves around

- UGH KAVANAGH

- "don't talk to me about screwed!" Teyla's face at Rodney, PRICELESS. Like, do you not see the man paralyzed with the bug on his neck sapping his life force? Stfu

- omfg I never noticed before but when they're running up the dirt hill from the wraith in John's flashback of the bug attachment, Teyla grabs his arm to get up the hill because the sand is constantly crumbling 😂

- Weir putting Kavanagh in his place, PEAK.

- "you're telling me he can't go through the gate while that thing is on him?" "Then we must do something NOW" THE DRAMA, I LOVE IT, THE MUSIC AS BECKETT EXPLAINS THE PLAN, UGH, SO GOOD

- man even though everyone was fine you can see on Halling's face how the fact that Weird didn't allow the ceremony to happen affected him. Like, would it have sucked for the rest of the people on the ship to be told to prepare to die? Yes, but Teyla might have felt comforted by it, we don't get to find out. Really foreshadows all the conflict that occure between the cultures because of their differences later on and how the expedition's culture is always the one that gets its way. The Athosian's really get the short end of the stick in their relationship with the expedition members for like, the entire show :/

- OOF and it only gets worse with Ep 5 when they think there's a spy and only after basically accusing every Athosian of maybe colluding with the wraith (literally the biggest insult you could ever say to an Athosian or really anyone in the pegasus galaxy), do they find out about the necklace. Not to mention the tension when Bates accused Teyla and all that goes down I mean, YIKES.

- ANYWAY

- I will never get over the fact that they fucking TAZED a wraith dude 😂

- ok so they've captured their first wraith, but I always wondered why they never bothered to try and capture another iratus bug. I mean, they already theorized in its first appearance that they're some sort of prehistoric ancestor to the wraith and they're easier to contain and handle than a whole ass wraith so why no let study it? I think they do later when the whole inoculation thing happens but I guess idk why they wouldn't take the opportunity to study something like that off the bat. Even just to study the regenerative abilities.

- bro episode 6 makes me so sad every time, the ancients really just decided to tell them to off themselves in order to get to their version of heaven instead of something asking the lines of maybe, idk, don't have too many kids or something?? Don't stray outside the field?? Anything else??? I'm sure the ancients had some sort of birth control, maybe share that tech??

- is it just me or does Keras 1000% have a crush on Sheppard? (Who could blame him tbh) I mean, the smile he gives him at the end???

- brooooo not the Hoffan drug event 😭 it's so sad dude, the desperate attempt to save themselves only for it to kill a huge chunk of their people and lead to them fleeing their planet as the wraith attempt to wipe them out.

- ya know, they keep that wraith in the brig for a while and there's no bathroom in there, do wraith even need to use the bathroom since they only feed on life force? If they eat regular food does that mean they have to use the bathroom?

- ok ep 8, underground, absolutely one of the most infuriating episodes imo. The Genii are great antagonists, but god damn are they infuriating about ittttt. Tyrus getting himself killed in the wraith ship and Teyla getting blamed for it??? Don't even get me started on Kolya and Sora dude.

- ya know, I find it interesting how they differentiate scientists and military personnel in the field initially. It changes at some point but right now the scientists are in the tan color while military are in the dark navy. They obviously have the color coding back at atlantis with the color blocking, but the field stuff changes and I think that's interesting.

- the cocooning thing the wraith do to save victims for a later feeding is such a horrific and unique thing to add to them as a species and enemy. Like, that's so cool in such an awful way, they really nailed making the wraith scary dude.

- man it's so weird to see this version of the wraith ships, they're so much more techy than fleshy

- ok so ep 9 "Home", always confused me for one reason, Simon and Elizabeth. They mention him like once after his first appearance I think with absolutely zero follow up. He's such a weird like Checkovs gun fuck up (I think I'm using that right, he's like the opposite of "if you mention a gun it should eventually go off"). His relationship with Weir is never flushed out further and it's all so weird.

- something I really like about the episode is how right off the bat there's hints that something is wrong after they believed they dialed earth. Like, when Weir comes through the gate into the SGC she's alone, but in the briefing room suddenly McKay is with her. Of course things only get more confusing from there once we see Sheppard there etc etc.

- can we all agree they did Teyla so damn dirty with her hair rn

- ep 10 THE STORM OMFG. I am SO excited for this episode dude let's goooooooo

- THE DRAMAAAA, god the scene is set so perfectly, the coming storm, the danger, the empty city, GAH such a good setting for what's to come

- the fucking bacon convo between the two guards PFFFFT, I love it so much dude

- Rodney slickly leaning on the intercom to alert Sheppard is just so good. I love those two SO MUCH dude. Those two can do fuckin anythinggggg.

- Sheppard yelling at Kolya over the walkie in the wind with the waves crashing, god he's such a badass and everyone fucking KNOWS ITTTT

- I FORGOT IT WAS A 2 PARTER. I'm even more excited about The Eye, shit is about to get REAL.

- Rodney standing between Kolya with the gun and Elizabeth, I love that man dude.

- "Oh would you look at this?! That is just never gonna be useful again!" - Rodney McKay, being dramatic as per usual and I love it

- John sheppard literally in the rafters waiting for the Genni FOOLS who thought they could take him. Bro really saw those life signs disappear and whimpered "report...". He knew true feat that day.

- McKay's sign "REALLY REALLY DANGEROUS, DO NOT TOUCH.". Sheppard 👀... imma touch it

- the way weir grabs Kolya as he presses Rodney against the railing, heavily contemplating throwing him over. She couldn't possibly stop him, but the way she tries and runs to grab him after he's released, so wholesome dude.

- "are you telling me to shut up again?" "Again."

- "turn. around." "You turn around" "what?" "Well if I have to turn around, you should turn around." Sassiest mf alive.

- Bro the final grounding station being sperated and everyone all at once realizing there is only one place to go, the control room. Everyone in the same place, the culmination of the entire ordeal. Have I mentioned how fucking AWESOME the sound track is for this show??? Because DAMN.

- ok Sora pisses me off, but the hallway scene with her and Teyla where she comes at her. Dude the emotion and reckless abandon she has confronting her, it's so good. Plus Tesla's entire lack of fear, she knows she can take this girl down in a heartbeat and she will if she has to, but she doesn't and god that's so badass.

- "you said this would work!" "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED BUT I'M AN EXTREMELY AREOGANT MAN WHO BELIEVES ALL HIS PLANS WILL WORK"

- "I'm not aiming at her" fucking shoots the dude dead on, SUCH A BADASS DUDE.

- the lightning through the halls, the apocalyptic size wave heading for the city, AHHHH (wave is a lil janky looking but still dope)

- "nice work Rodney" "did you ever doubt me?" "Yes, several times"

- man the ancient weapons platform satellite was introduced a lot sooner than I thought! Now I'm sad because I remember that part.

- this episode (12) is both awesome and like, depressing af. Seeing Sheppard go one on one with this wraith who's been trapped on a planet alone thinking only of eating and escaping is so intense. Not to mention the wraith that's just eaten the two scientists he was supposed to protect. I also absolutely love Ridney wanting to go out and help Sheppard despite his background as a scientist and general phobia of... everything combat related. Also can I just say that this episode is HELLA FORESHADOWING (intentional or not) for S5 E19 - Vegas??

- oh hey, it's the bugs from that one SG-1 episode with Cadet Hayley.

- bro Sheppard realizing there could still be a Wraith on board

- the fact that this Wraith was also one who was actively part of the war with the ancients and his last interaction was that of combat, bro is out for bloooood

- watching Sheppard shake tf outta the bandage trying to unravel it only to still slap it on on top of the strap at first. How are we supposed to believe this mf actually tied that onto himself XD (jk John is amazing he can do anything obviously)

- almost blows himself up 2 seconds later

- there's gonna be a post where I talk about the wraith extensively but I have to say that I just love how multidimensional they are. Like the ones without masks aren't just soldiers or mindless drones for their queen, they're smart. Like this wraith is just boping away in the controls of the lantian ship, activating the forecfield, figuring out how to use a human gun. It's horrifying in such a cool way! A monster that gives even adults nightmares that is smart dude, that's so dope.

- I don't think people talk about Rodney witnessing Dr. Gall's death in this episode. I mean that's gotta have fucked him up dude. You can see it in his face afterwards. Then he has to go from that to confronting a wraith that's trying to kill Sheppard and he does. No hesitation he goes out there and opens fire dude.

- ooooo episode 13, the death by fear shit

- I love seeing Rodney in a leadership position. Is he an ass? Yes, but he is genuinely a fantastic leader. I don't think he should run Atlantis or anything, but he's fantastic in a second in command type deal and I love seeing it.

- dude Peterson is THE WORST dude. He's 10000% the mf in a zombie movie who hides a bite. Like I get you're scared but you're endangering literally everyone else.

- seeing the city quarenteen on its own once Peterson gets out of the damaged sensor area is so cool. I know it's all coding and stuff but man do they have a fantastic way of making the city feel alive.

- I don't understand how the red hazmat suits Sheppard and Teyla put on do anything. They're not sealed, like the hood is just kinda slapped on there. Carson's teams suits look sealed but theirs? Idk I wouldn't trust that

- ugh I really do not.like episode 14 y'all. There is literally zero chemistry between the ancient lady and John, it is so forced it's PAINFUL. Also another prime example of how the ancients are massively pompous self important dickheads that caused almost every single massive problem we see in stargate istg. Wraith? Their fault, replicators? Their fault and thus the annihilation of the asgard, their fault. Anubis? ALSO THEIR FAULT. Also probably like a lot more that we don't even know about cuz those fuckers have been meddling with the universe for a long ass time before getting wiped out.

- bro Sheppard believing this random ass person over RODNEY, will never not piss me off. This man has been there for you no matter what and you're not even gonna give him the benefit of the doubt that something is up with this complete stranger??? HE'S ABSLUTELY RIGHT ABOUT HER TOO OFC.

- the way Rodney starts walking towards Sheppard as he runs off to get a jumper. He wanted to go with him so bad 😭

- ok there's gonna be a rant in another post about the ancients rn, I'll put the link here

- "ah, that's what I thought, freezer burn." ABSKDJSKA RODNEY

- 1 x 15 is a pretty meh episode to me overall, but "that's not what happened, not the first time" and the whole flooding scene are pretty damn awesome

- the way I would immediately cry if I got there and realized we were fucking underwater dude, hell no. Then when the flooding started??? I'd have a heart attack before I drowned.

- Rodney staying behind, working until the end, duuuuude 😭

- the fact that Weir chooses the jar Sheppard gave her for her birthday to put her ashes in...

- ep 16 man, the one off insinuation of romance with McKay and the archeologist woman is so weird first of all. Sheppard seems to be the only one who agrees with that (jealous?)

- the other woman with them who rats em out to Kolya, UGH. DUDE.

- Sheppard not wanting to let McKay go alone with Kolya, so cute

- bro poor Carson being tasked to dog fight a damn wraith dart 😭 he's a nervous wreck in the best of days dude

- my question is, how does no one notice the piece that's hiding the last stone in the map? It's clearly a slot, like, come on now.

- Sheppard and Rodney getting side tracked about the Mensa thing, TWICE 😂

- they way Rodney looks to Sheppard after hearing the news of the wraith dark and loss of a jumper and crew. Teyla doesn't, no one else, we're shown Rodney looking to him.

- ok ep 17 is the whole preparing for the hive ships thing, this is leading up to 2 of my absolute favorite episodes (siege 1 and 2)

- they finally fixed Teyla's hair!

- duuuuude, seeing the hive ships for the first time, not to mention the cruisers with them, WOAH. The sheer size and quantity of them.

- watching Ford's video tape knowing what's about to happen in Siege pt 2... ouch.

- Carson losing it trying to tell his mom he misses her 😭 I love that man

- Teyla and Sheppard clashing over their ideals due to their background is so good. I love that they show their different viewpoints, never really pushing for one being right or wrong. Then for them to both have to sit and watch the culling happen before their eyes, a mutual, horrible feeling of helplessness.

- "you didn't say anything that would require security clearance did you?" "Security clearance?" 😂

- Rodney's entire video tape

- Dr. Weir's recordings to inform the families of deceased expedition members 😭

- UGH, KAVANAGH.

- The final snippets of video ahhhhhhhhhh

- SAM

- bro ep 18 is STRESSFUL AF. The revelation about the source of Tesla's powers, the conflict with her and Bates, finding out there's been a god damn WRAITH in the city THE ENTIRE TIME since the dart showed up.

- I know it's a really short scene, but Teyla and Sheppard sparring is still a favorite. It just shows once again how much they truly view eachother as equals, far too often are female teammates viewed as less, weaker, in need of protection. Not these two though, they don't hold back with eachother, they know that the other can take it and they continue to push eachother to be better. I love them so much. Not to mention how much they value the thoughts and opinions of the other.

- Rodney and Teyla running into eachother at Dr. Heightmeyer's office and him immediately making up a ridiculous excuse is so so Rodney.

- Ford making fun of Rodney making a tiny dick joke about him only to be SHUT TF DOWN by Sheppard is so funny

- Teyla being confronted with a fact she's been running from her whole life is so heartbreaking. She's connected to the Wraith, the species who has terrorized and killed her people and countless others throughout the galaxy for thousands and thousands of years.

- getting pretty much confirmation that the wraith created the damn wraith, angerrrrrr

- ok rq, Weir just said that according to the data from the lab, Wraith don't seem to be able to read the minds of humans even though they have a telepathic network, but they can on some level. We saw it in episode 2 when Colonel Sumner is being interrogated by the Wraith. Not only did she kinda read his mind, but she got so inside his head she was able to force him to kneel just using her mind! Maybe this is just cuz she's a queen (it's mentioned in that underwater power rig episode queens are significantly more powerful mentally than other wraith.), but still, it is entirely within their ability to read and influence human minds on some level. Even without the experimental stuff done to Teyla's ancestors.

- what's with everyone getting sedated in these shows

- UGH. BATES MY GUY STOOOOOP.

- I totally get that the Ancients are basically gods to the people of the pegasus galaxy, but Halling expecting the people of Atlantis to risk letting the Wraith get to the Milkyway out of faith? Faith that people who abandoned their galaxy over 10,000 years ago leaving the inhabitants alone to be repeatedly harvested and tormented by creatures they created? After all of that, all the horrors he's seen, the people he's lost and he wants them to risk letting it happen to a whole other galaxy because the Ancients might have a plan??? BRO.

- R "Oh yeah. Yeah that's permanent back damage." Peter "Sorry, I assumed it would come on more slowly." R "Well you assumed with my life." (He's so sassy I love it)

- I love the satellite trio so much, I wish we could've gotten more before... sadness. Also, how TF did Miller snap the pencil that easily???

- PETER NOOOOOO 😭 the way that they say they'll see eachother after the fight is so devastating dude, they're saying it for eachother but they both know he's not making it out of there alive and it breaks. my. heart.

- god, watching the first wraith ship be destroyed, everyone filled with joy and hope that maybe, just maybe they can win this fight. Then the wraith ships start to turn and Peter can't get the satellite back online and they all know exactly what's about to happen. Rodney tries to come back for him anyway but it's too late, it was always going to be too late but it doesn't make watching the satellite be destroyed any less devastating. Not only have they lost the satellite, their only hope, but their friend was on board when it happened and that, that is what kills their hope in that moment.

- new colonel guy irritated the fuck outta me right off the bat. Bro thinks after reading their message and mission reports that he has ANY idea what they're up against and it's bonkers.

- AHHH, the way Sheppard stands with Weir against the Colonel guy cutting her out, I love that man.

- I've been pausing this episode like a billion times because I have so much to write about it, help.

- the fact that Sheppard warns them they should keep some of the proximity warheads in reserve and he doesn't listen... AUGH. He is sooooo gonna regret that later.

- Carson and Rodney bickering will never stop being hilarious

- even tied up, blindfolded, and alone in a Genii facility, Elizabeth stands her ground like a damn badass.

- "yeah well we're building nuclear bombs here, staying awake is a prerequisite." "Snappy." PFFFFT

- poor Rodney man, dude already doesn't sleep enough, but now he's been awake for days already and still running around being the only reason any of these plans have a chance in hell. He needs a nap and a snack asap.

- "So long Rodney" you could write this off as Rodney being the person who happened to be in the room when he decided to man the jumper manually, but I think we all know that's not the case. He's run off in silence without so much of a word to anyone more times than I can count, but Rodney, he has to say goodbye, even if it's a crappy one.

- "You let Sheppard fly that jumper?" God he is so heart broken in this moment, he never had the chance to stop him but Elizabeth, she has the opportunity and she didn't. I don't think he ever could've truly forgiven her for that if he'd died.

- GOD DAMN I FORGOT THIS WAS A 3 PARTER.

- Rodney dropping the clip PFFFFFT

- Ford... his storyline makes me so sad, especially in this episode. The character we love so dearly, this boy who has seen war and conflict and violence and is still so full of joy and love loses himself before our very eyes. Before the eyes of his friends and there's nothing they can do to stop it.

- THE MUSHROOM CLOUD GOD DAMN

- "why are you whispering?" "I dont know, just seemed like the right thing to do."

- god the siege episodes are so good, if you wanna hear about my ramblings in more detail I'll link that post once it's made here.

- this is getting long af so each season will have it's own post

Season 2

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Star Trek Voyager Live Blogging:

Season 1

Ok I'm finally doing it, please be aware that I'm going to insult this show a bit, not in a malicious way, in a "dear god these special effects are horrendous way" but I promise I'm going to give it a fair shot and also say nice things. Anyway, let's go!

Updates:

- Caretaker, Part 1 & 2

- oh my god the space ships 😭

- oh my god it's so bad 😭

- that's the lady everyone talks about!

- is this the kind of guy that I'm gonna hate forever or the kind of guy I'm gonna hate and then against my will start to like

- awww they're so cute!

- uh oh

- ok I'm officially interested

- Woolsey!!

- wtf

- aww Paris cares about him 😭

- aww they're bonding in the alien infirmary

- THE SUIT

- I recognize the woman that plays the Ocampa girl

- well I guess not, I googled her and I've never seen anything she's been in

- OMG ARE THEY JOINING THEM

- THEY ARE

- ya know, this is pretty damn good!!!

- Parallax

- the doctor is so funny

- aw she's so sweet to him 😭

- HUH???

- the doctor shrinking is so fucking funny

- I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THEM

- CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTTTTT

- Time And Again

- ew he’s being gross again

- omg Kes’s outfit is so cute!!

- what the fuuuuuck

- oh god they're gonna cause the tragedy aren't they, by trying to get them back

- poor doctor 😭

- NOT PARIS TERRIFYING THE CHILD XD

- KICK HIS ASS PARIS

- I KNEW IT!!!

- oh shid

- Phage

- oml XD

- oh shid

- HIS LUNGS?!?!?!?!

- THE SLAP

- oh my god she decorated for him 😭

- BRO SEDATE HIM

- thank you oml

- I don't understand why they're subjecting him to this, they're still trying to catch the alien who did it, he doesn't need to be awake for this, he doesn't need to be experiencing this

- god her voice in this scene with them 😭

- my heart is breaking from this y'all

- aren't they worried about the plague being transmitted to them??

- I love Kes, she's awesome

- The Cloud

- don't listen to Paris Kim, ask her to join youuuuu

- Kim's sass XD

- "I remember being in my mother's womb" BRO WHAT

- I'm sorry but I'm bored of the holo scene

- this is really wholesome

- it's a lizard 😭

- THEY INVITED HER YAAAAAAY!!!

- "he's a pig, and so are you" TELL HIM TORRES

- Eye Of the Needle

- me everytime I hear the word wormhole "STARGATE?!?!?!?"

- OH??

- bro Kes's outfits are so pretty

- she's so pretty

- damn way to be persuasive Janeway!

- man this is not gonna pan out well and I already sad

- nooooo he can't be left behind 😭

- yup, knew this wasn't gonna work out

- this Romulan guy is so nice I'm gonna cry 😭

- NOOOOOOO 😭

- HELL YEAH DOCTOR!! STAND UP FOR YOURSELF!!

- HE'S GETTING A NAME!!!

- Ex Post Facto

- BRO WHAT

- some notes got lost here

- this is brutal, Paris is an ass but he doesn't deserve this

- I'm so confused

- DAAAAAAMN WAY TO GO TUVOK

- Emanations

- omfg are there gonna be giant space spiders

- ah hell there's gonna be giant space sliders aren't there

- YUP, SPACE SPIDERS

- well said Chakotay

- no space spiders?

- oh shit it's a sacrifice??

- uh oh

- I don't understand why she wants him to "cross over" so badly

- poor Kim, this is such a brutal situation to be in

- this poor guy oml

- COME ON KIM BREATHE

- HELL YEAH KIM!!!!!

- Prime Factors

- "you are in distress" is that a fucking threat?!?!?!

- there's something up with this dude

- "a vacation" that never ends well in these kinds of shows

- he makes me so uncomfortable 😭

- I really hate the way he keeps touching her, and the way that girl exposed Kim to the wind without permission and warning

- man the engineers are gonna fuck this up aren't they, LISTEN TO YOUR CAPTAIN

- knew it, terrible guy, terrible place

- YO PLOT TWIST

- bro this woman can't follow an order to save her fucking life

- HELL YEAH TORRES, CHARACTER GROWTH

- god damn that office scene was brutal emotionally

- State Of Flux

- OH???? THEY'RE A THING????

- what the fuuuuuuck

- Heroes And Demons

- bro Kim cannot catch a break wtf

- the doctor is goin in!!

- awww he gets to see outside 😭

- man is been a bit since we've seen Paris, wonder why

- I really like Freya, I'm sad she's not real :(

- HIS FIRST KISS

- :(

- Cathexis

- oml XD

- bro what is this episode, Janeway is living out her romance novel fantasy and Chakotay is brain dead???

- second episode where Paris is back and he's already in trouble

- aw man, he hurt Kes under the influence of the creature :(

- OH!!!! THE "ENTITY" IS CHAKOTAY ISN'T IT

- YEAH!!!!!

- ya know, I really thought the part with Janeway at the beginning would be more important

- Faces

- aww, making the crew food from home is so sweet

- damn, it's the organ harvesters again

- I feel so bad for her 😭

- oh shit he separated her!

- it is so weird seeing her without the makeup

- :(

- oh jesus

- OH MY FUCKING GOD

- way to go klingon B'Elona

- wow, this cave scene between the two is powerful af

- SHE STAYS HUMAN FOREVER?!?!?!

- oh ok no she's getting turned back

- "I guess, I'll just have to accept that I'm going to spend the rest of my life, fighting her" OW

- HER TOUCHING HER FOREHEAD 😭

- wow ok that episode was way more emotional than I was expecting

- Jetrel

- this is so sad 😭

- WHY IS HE ON BOARD

- "did what had to be done" bullshit

- dude I thought the guy that said they only live 8 or 9 years was an idiot, that's true?!?!?!? How old is Kes?!?!?!?

- oh my god Jetrel has it too doesn't he, he hasn't had a change of heart he's just trying to save himself, bastard

- please tell me no one has any sympathy for Jetrel

- he deserves every bit of hate and anger that Neelix has for him

- this is so fucking heartbreaking 😭

- I loved Neelix almost immediately but this, this has given me a whole other level of respect for him. He has seen death on a level one can only imagine and he greets others with love and joy.

- god I hate this guy

- :(

- Learning Curve

- is she in her romance book thing again?

- her romance book thing is a horror thing isn't it, cuz even the first one was giving creepy

- since when is there another medical trainee? Blue is medical isn't it?

- DAMN CHAKOTAY

- I googled it, apparently blue can also mean science which is odd

- DID THE CHEESE SERIOUSLY INFECT THE SHIP

- BONDIIIIING

- holy crap that's the season finale already??

Season 2

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Star Trek Voyager Live Blogging:

Season 2

Wow I really love this show I'm so excited for more!!

Seasons: 1

Updates:

- The Thirty Sevens

- A FUCKING TRUCK?!???

- this is so silly I love it

- AMELIA EARHART?!?!?!

- I recognize the actress playing Amelia from something

-OH MY GOD YEAH, FROM RIZZOLI & ISLES

- god I hate this Noonan guy

- their outfits are so silly and flimsy XD

- PFFFFFFT

- man we don't get to see the city???

- AWWWW

- Initiations

- ah man not these guys again

- are they gonna adopt this kid

- yup

- ok not adopted

- Projections

- oop, doctor is all alone

- oh shid

- Torres!

- his first time seeing the control room and it's in shambles

- I know shit is super bad right now but I'm excited about the prospect of the Doctor being able to be out of the sick bay!!

- poor Doctor XD

- NOT NEELIX THROWING SHIT AT HIM

- THE ROLL

- HELL YEAH DOC

- "I'm not programmed to bleed" PFFFFT

- OH MY GOD DID THEY ALL SWITCH??? THE CREW ARE ALL HOLOGRAMS AND HE'S REAL???

- YUP, WHAT THE HELL

- THE SLAPS, HELP

- this dude is really funny but obviously he can't be trusted

- TUMOROUS GROWTHS ON HIS CHEST???

- WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGG

- this is so sad 😭

- OH NO HE'S PROFESSING IRL

- oh thank god he didn't say he loved her

- I totally thought she was messing with him at first

- poor guy, takes one day off and gets that

- Elogium

- OH WHAT THE HELL

- I'M ABOUT TO EAT LUNCH AND SHE'S EATING BUGS

- GIRL HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE WHAT THE HELL

- oml girl

- I swear to got if she's pregnant I'm gonna lose it

- hopefully she's just feeling the compulsions of the creatures or something

- the hug 😭

- OH MY GOD IT'S HER PERIOD

- I WAS CLOSE

- this is so stressful

- oh my god Tuvok talking about how much he loves his kids 😭

- HELL YEAH TUVOK, FEMINISM!!!

- holy shit dude, wasn't expecting Tuvok to me father of the year and a feminist that's so cool (not because of his character, just because this show is so old)

- THAT'S A BIG ASS THING

- oh wow her eyes are changing too

- we never really did get to hear about what she left behind at home

- "it appears we've lost our sex appeal captain" PFFFFFT XD

- "a daughter, definitely, one that looks just like you" STOOOOOP 😭

- SOMEONE ELSE IS PREGNANT

- Non Sequitur

- is this gonna be sad

- "just... tell me you love me" 😭

- this is so sad stoppppp

- LET'S GO PARIS

- I love this duo

- Twisted

- awww it's her birthday!!!

- maaaan why'd her birthday have to get ruined :(

- awww Neelix is trying so hard, that makes me so happy

- wtf is happening

- OH SHIT

- Parturition

- please don't make a move on her Paris, please

- Janeway cut her hair!!! She's got S1 Scully hair now

- awww he got a clarinet!!

- damn it Paris

- GUYSSSSS

- they look like 2 children in the principals office after a food fight XD

- oh dear god it's ugly

- oh my god they're parents

- HE JUST CALLED IT HIS FUCKUNG NEICE

- proud parents of their weird reptilian baby

- awwwwww

- AWWWWWW

- Persistence Of Vision

- her hair is long again? Or just somehow tied up just the same with the short hair

- omg she really owns the dress!!

- aw :(

- oh we get to unravel more of the romance book with the spooky subtext

- everyone trying to take care of Janeway is so sweet 😭

- not Mark too 😭

- YOU TELL HIM PARIS

- COME ON GUYS YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

- HELL YEAH KES!!!

- Tattoo

- ooooo Chakotay lore?

- poor Neelix :(

- omg Tattoo!!! It's the story of his tattoo!!!

- "we were taught that's how human conquerors usually introduce themselves" DAMN, he's not wrong and wow that shit hits

- Cold Fire

- are we finally gonna progress main story wise??

- my question is, why weren't they scanning for that life form the whole time

- I really hope this goes well for Kes

- uh oh

- Neelix's immediate pride is so cute 😭

- "I'd go anywhere with you" THEY'RE SO CUTE STOPPPPP

- OH FUCK

- YEESH

- Maneuvers

- UGH these guys again

- UGH Seska again

- SHE WHAT NOW?!?!?!? YOU CANT JUST ANNOUNCE THAT SHE USED HIS DNA TO IMPREGNATE HERSELF AND LEAVE IT THAT WAY WHAT THE HELL

- Resistance

- STOOOP HE'S BEING SO CREEPY

- ok he's mentally ill but still, random men touching her face puts me on edge

- he thinks she's his daughter 😭

- 😭

- OW OW OW THE TUNNEL SCENE OW OW OW

- SHE KEPT THE NECKLASS 😭😭😭

- Prototype

- this is kinda cute

- aaaaaaand it kidnapped her, no longer cute

- "you're a father!" PFFFFFFFT

- "we terminated the builders" OH SHIT

- "I never wanted to be your enemy, I'm sorry" 😭

- Alliances

- I honestly don't know how this is gonna pan out, probably terribly but who knows

- bastard!

- Threshold

- "you're dead" XD

- this is gonna go horribly wrong but it sounds so cool

- come on Paris you got this!!!!

- LET'S GO PARIS!!!

- uh oh

- Tom :(

- "you're too stubborn to die, Mr. Paris." 😭

- HE CAN'T DIE

- WAY TO LIVE PARIS!!!

- hate this dude

- oh Tom 😭

- what is he turning into though?? And why??

- why tf would we evolve into giant axolotls

- OH MY GOD THEY HAD BABIES

- Meld

- oh shit

- the Paris gambling thing is such an odd side plot for murder main plot

- this ain't gonna end well for Tuvok

- yeeeeaaaaah not going well

- BRO TELL ME HE DIDN'T JUST MURDER HIM

- OK WELL, NOT MUCH BETTER BUT OK

- aw man, poor Tuvok :(

- I don't know what just happened but him holding Tuvok like that got me right in the feels

- I'm glad he's back to normal

- Dreadnought

- he wanted to use her father's name 😭

- B'Elana arguing with the ship thing is so funny

- awww friendship!!

- the relationship between Tuvok and Janeway is so 😭💛

- LET'S GO B'ELANA!!!

- I hope we get to hear about them meeting the people of that planet in the next episode

- Death Wish

- nope :(

- UHHH WHAT THE FUCK

- what the hell is happening

- them being smushed together in the comet XD

- dude this episode is heavy

- EEW GET TF OUT OF HER ROOM YOU CREEPY ASS BITCH

- FUCKING CREEP

- she's so heartbroken 😭

- Quinn!!!!!

- this is so wholesome

- DYING????

- Quinn...

- :(

- I hope he's at peace

- Lifesigns

- big foreheads seems to be a very common thing in this show

- Neelix!! It's been ages since we've seen him. I guess with a cast this big we don't get to see everyone sometimes

- this is really sad :(

- SHMULLUS

- AHHHH AWKWARD

- THEY'RE FLIRTING BUT SHE NAMED HIM AFTER HER UNCLE AND ITS WEIRD

- AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD

- doc Paris really isn't the guy you wanna get advice from right now. Or ever when it comes to relationships...

- ya know going unto this I never expected the holographic doctor to be the main character of almost all the romantic plot lines

- ya know, I'm really hoping that this is some sort of plot to get the mole to contact Paris

- I wish that the Doctor making this step into feeling like more than a program wasn't dependent on him finding love and instead him finding it within himself, but they're cute. Rushed, but cute.

- his smile when he sees her 😭

- Investigations

- this is so cute XD

- oh god, Kim I feel like you've just sent Neelix on a very troublesome path XD

- THE HUG 😭

- if this is a plot, Neelix is about the fuck it up real bad, if not, this is wholesome af

- ow ow ow 😭

- IT IS A PLOT, I KNEW IT!!

- NEELIX YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP

- BRO GO TO JANEWAY OR TUVOK DON'T ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE SHIP

- I KNEW ITTTTTT

- HELL YEAH TOM!!!

- LET'S GO NEELIX!!!! KICK HIS ASS!!

- OH SHIT HE KILLED HIM

- Deadlock

- baby time!

- TRANSPORT IT????

- well ok I guess

- oh shit

- THE BABY DIED?!?!?!?

- HARRY CAN'T DIE TOO THIS IS NOT OK

- WHAT

- 2 KES?!?!?!?!?

- I mean I get that she came from the other person but still!

- poor Kes :(

- only 1 Voyager is gonna make it out of this isn't there

- and it's gonna be the damaged one :(

- Innocence

- ok this is already sad

- BRO WHY IS THIS ALL SAD ALREADY

- dad Tuvok

- dad Tuvok is so wholesome 😭

- OW OW OW 😭

- "you will still be with them, in their thoughts, as you will be in mine." 😭

- The Thaw

- YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

- dude this is fucked

- Tuvix

- OH

- this is wild

- I feel so bad for Kes this is so strange

- god this is brutal 😭

- god, Janeway doing it so no one else would have to live with it is AHHHH

- Resolutions

- huh??

- seeing the two of them loosen up together on the planet is so cute

- HE BUILT HER A BATH

- ok they're cute I admit it

- THEY'RE IN LOVE 😭

- AND IT'S GONNA END AS SOON AS THEY'RE RESCUED

- AHHHHHHHHH

- Basics, Part 1

- shit

- Janeway supporting him is so 😭

- :(

- "not in my sick bay, please" XD

- that needle thing is far too long to have come from his weird removable toe nail

- also ew

- oh what the hell

- COME ON PARIS

- I hate Seska so fucking much but also Culluh is the worst

- oop, that's a big ass lizard

- ok so the rescue of Voyager is up to a hologram, a recently recovering psychopath, and maybe Paris

Season 3

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SG-1 Book Series Live Blogging:

The Morpheus Factor

Season 3

Last book was AMAZING, I hope this one turns out to be good too

All books here

Previous book: Permafrost

Updates:

- Chapter 1

- 'Across a lovely meadow, a massive cotton-wood tree heaved itself free of the earth and shook the dirt loose from ropy gray roots.' THERE'S WALKING TREES?!?!?

- 'It wheeled above them and swooped down to snatch up the Cottonwood in one impossibly huge claw. The sixty-foot tree was the size of a twig in the creature’s foot. The roots and branches beat futilely at the massive legs.' AND GIANT BIRDS?!?!?!

- 'A wave of small, extremely aggressive brown arachnids swarmed out of the ground at their feet.' Giant walking trees, mountain sized birds, and swarms of spiders, it's going super well for the team so far

- huh?!?!

- hmmmm....

- Chapter 2

- I'm sorry but it's so weird to hear Daniel's hair described as blond

- uh oh

- Chapter 3

- well ok they're all still hallucinating that's great

- are they fighting some sort of weird reality war? I'm so confused

- Chapter 4

- holy shit dude

- this is funky as hell

- Chapter 5

- Chapter 6

- I'm sorry but I'm really bored, this is weird and not in an interesting way

- Chapter 7

- Chapter 8

- 'Was her subconscious trying to tell her that her commander was a giant octopus with tentacles? And what exactly was he supposed to be using those tentacles for? She bit her Up hard to stifle her response to that image. Literally, she snickered, in my dreams!' Confirmed, Carter has a tentacle kink

- Chapter 9

- I'm really just skimming at this point I'm so bored

- welp, Daniel is dreaming about Carter naked while fighting a sea monster, interesting

- 'Not far away he found the bodies of three of her staff and a couple of patients—and that of Amanda Carter.' Someone told me about this typo but it's still really funny XD

- Chapter 11

- 'Daniel lay quivering. He was going to have a breakdown after this mission, he promised himself. He’d worked hard for it, he’d earned it, and nobody was going to take it away from him.' PFFFFFT

- Chapter 12

- awww ok, cute Janet and Jack moment that's nice

- Chapter 13

- Chapter 14

- honestly I just want this to be over with, I find dream plot lines so boring

- I'm sorry I can't finish this, it's actually painful how boring it is

Barque of Heaven

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SG-1 Book Series Live Blogging:

The First Amendment

Season 2

Other books here

Previous book: Sacrifice Moon

Sacrifice Moon was pretty great so this has a lot to live up to

Updates:

- Chapter 1

- 'Monsters. Crystals that walked. Giant lizards from Earth’s Jurassic past, fangs gaping, saliva dripping. Floods of wormlike larvae that wriggled and hissed and devoured whatever they touched. Poisonous fog the color and consistency of cotton candy, wrapping itself around his people and smothering them where they stood.' Huh???

- 'And the running sores and pestilence, at first only tiny disfigurations and barely noticeable marks, but then growing, widening, covering flesh, leaving holes you could see bone through, weeping yellow pus, and nothing could stop them.' WHAT IS HAPPENING

- ??????

- oh its a dream, that makes much more sense

- 'Then the cancer had gotten her. She hadn’t even had a chance to see him retire.' Ok ow, we went from fighting cotton candy to sad wtf

- Chapter 2

- aside from that dream part this is an extremely slow start, this is dragging

- Chapter 3

- “bug-eyed aliens with mental zap guns.” ????

- Chapter 4

- 'the black man said.' Again with the black man thing? They seem to be incapable of using Teal'c's name or a simple "He". They literally don't do this to any other character

- I'm so bored

- Chapter 5

- Chapter 6

- I'm honestly skim reading at this point

- ok getting somewhere

- Chapter 7

- ??

- Chapter 8

- ok ok shit is getting real... only took 8 chapters...

- Chapter 9

- Chapter 10

- I just checked and I'm only halfway through this thing, I'm gonna lose it

- '“You are saying that your world would not immediately unite to defeat an alien threat that intends to destroy youall?” The rest of the team just stared at him.' Yeeeeaaaah... no

- Chapter 11

- more skimming

- Chapter 12

- 'The thing’s body stood about twelve feet tall at what Kinsey couldn’t help but identify as a shoulder, with a shiny black carapace and a triangular head that looked like nothing so much as a praying mantis. It balanced on six impossibly slender legs. Its body was almost a perfect cylinder, with along, flexible tube at one end that terminated in the triangular head. The smooth hardness of its carapace blended into a wrinkled, leathery skin on the neck. If the alien stuck its head straight up in the air—which it didn’t do often, preferring to keep it slightly above body height—the neck added another six feet of height.' EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

- WHAT THE FUCK ARE TUBE NECKS

- MOTHRA?!?!?!

- THE TUBENECKS ARE KILLING MOTHRA

- this went from so boring to so weird so fucking fast wtf

- Chapter 13

- bro the fact that he keeps calling whatever it is a mechanical puppy is so fucking silly

- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

- Chapter 14

- 'businesslike claws' HUH???

- Chapter 15

- “I’m supposed to have the patent on the wiseass remarks, Major,” XD

- oh god

- OH SHIT

- Chapter 16

- I'M STRESSED

- Chapter 17

- weird ass typo "AH but Daniel appear to be dead."

- BODY POUCHES?!?!?!

- 'Pain was out there somewhere on the horizon but hadn’t settled in for a visit just yet.' XD

- Frank is regretting all of his life choices right now

- 'He looked back over his shoulder to see four or five tubenecks not far from the former rock outcrop also picking themselves up, and two moth aliens still pinwheeling through the sky.' PINWHEELING THROUGH THE SKY XD

- OH SHIT IT DISOLVED HIS FOOT

- Chapter 18

- ok, of all the things I expected this book to be about, 18ft tall sentient Mantises and Mothra having an all out war was not one of them. For 12 chapters this was the most boring book I've ever read in my life and then WHAM! MOTHRA! Like, what the fuck. AND WE NEVER HEAR ABOUT THIS SHIT EVER AGAIN.

Permafrost

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Stargate SG-1 Live Blogging:

Season 7

Daniel's back!!!

Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Updates:

- Fallen

- yay!!!

- the run through the halls, so Daniel of him

- I love this haircut on Jonas

- "was there ever anything between us?" AHHHHHHH

- "has your hair always been that way?" "What way?" "Nevermind..." XD

- Teal'c looks so different in this episode, smoother somehow

- ow ow ow Teal'c face when Daniel asked where Sha're was 😭

- "everyone turn away, I want no witnesses" XD

- I think it's really funny that they start searching for Atlantis now and they don't find it for another year and it provides zero help with Anubis because they don't even go, the Atlantis expedition does

- Daniel's sassy thumbs up

- "wackier than strapping a Stargate to the bottom of an X-302?" "Yep!" "Wackier than blowing up a sun?!" "Oh yeah!" "... he's probably right" XD

- damn it Yu

- I love that literally anyone who becomes a member of SG-1 is sassy when captured

- Homecoming

- omfg I forgot Anubis goes to Kelowna

- "welcome home, Jonas Quinn" AHHHH

- hang on a sec, the non-Kelowna femal rep is the same woman who plays Eli's mother on SGU!

- Jonas and Daniel are so cute together I wish we got more of them so bad 😭

- "uh... this way" "You sure?" "Nope!" "Right" XD

- "you're very up" PFFFT

- idiot

- HELL YEAH!!!

- KICK HIS ASS CARTER

- rare Ba'al W

- thank you Jonas for keeping Daniel from dying immediately after coming back to life

- "hey Daniel, feed my fish?" 😭

- I miss him already 😭

- "we get paid for this right?" XD

- STOP THE MUSIC I'M GONNA CRY

- Fragile Balance

- OH MY GOD IT'S THIS ONE

- the pants XD

- "ok, love to, who are you?"

- "sounds like him, at least the loud grating part" PFFFFT

- "stranger things have happened" "name but one" XD

- "I'll go set up a playstation" PFFFT

- god I love Sam and Teal'c basically giggling at him

- "this you remember, my birthday you forget" XD

- THE RESTRAIN HELP

- "If I have to I'll drag the little tyke through the gate kicking and screaming myself if I have to" BRUH

- Daniel trying to make Sam say it is so funny

- "Do not be afraid" ZAT GUN

- THE THUD

- I'm sorry it's so fucking funny that he zip tied the Asgard

- ASSGARD

- FLAT WHITE ASSES

- aaaand we never see him again

- Orpheus

- ah man I remember this one now :(

- poor Teal'c, this one is rough

- "don't give me the eyebrow" XD

- I just realized why Teal's looks different, his eyeshadow is gone!

- god this episode is rough

- LET'S GO DANIEL!!

- LET'S GO TEAM!!!!! KICK THEIR ASSES!!!

- TEAL'C IS BACK BABYYYY

- "for the first time in my life I feel like I'm a part of something, something important" "as do I" AHHHHHHH

- Revisions

- oooooh this one

- the link concept is super cool

- HALLING?!

- I wonder if this episode inspired "Childhood's end" in SGA

- the updates are so spooky!!

- Lifeboat

- oh god

- this is such a good episode for Jackson and Janet

- "the small woman" XD

- Jack staying with Daniel just like he stayed with him when he was Ascended 😭

- "I knew my whole life that the world was gonna end" 😭

- god their acting is so good in this episode

- "you don't belong in that man's body and I intend to take it back!" HELL YEAH JANET!!!!

- the fact that Pharren's attempt to save those passengers is what ultimately killed them is so heartbreaking

- "but we'll be together?" STOP 😭

- Enemy Mine

- god I hate this Colonel so much

- "Daniel, go to your happy place" XD

- it's really sad how many had to die before they figured it out :(

- I also hate this general dude

- Chaka's new outfit is so cool

- wow they changed Chaka's facial features like a lot, he's so... glossy and much more brown toned than green like he was previously

- finally someone puts that dude in his place, what an ass

- Space Race

- omg this one

- that is so not the same alien

- Carter is so excited XD

- holy crap I forgot how futuristic this planet was

- PFFFFFT TEAL'C

- oh hey, isn't that dude the same guy that plays Vala's dad later?

- ugh, Jarlath

- woah wraith dart sounds!!

- the fucking tech con ad XD

- Murray XD

- wow, the ice clusters are cool

- not Daniel dipping his toe in the pond XD

- Sam being salty about losing is so funny

- Avenger 2.0

- ugh, Felger again

- "wrecked it in a single day" XD

- that is 100% the same place that little clone O'Neill was hiding

- god I hate this last scene, so fucking stupid

- Birthright

- "maybe they're more comfortable around Sam" "why? Because we have penises?" *cough* "powerbar?" XD

- "give em the ol' Teal'c charm!"

- I really liked Mala, I'm sad that she dies :(

- *wakes up to a staff in his face* "goodmorning" XD

- Evolution (Part 1)

- omg is this the Supersoldier start??? I recognize those wounds

- HELL YEAH IT IS!!!

- I had to write a whole separate post about these dudes cuz I obsessed with them, here's that link

- oooo sarcophagus lore, I forgot about this

- I forgot that the sarcophagus came from an ancient device (but honestly not a surprise, the Goa'uld steal everything)

- Nicholas Ballard mention

- OMFG IT'S THIS EPISODE

- dude this 2 parter is WILD I'm so excited

- I love their guide so much he's hilarious

- *CRASH* "found it!" XD

- MAYBE THEY WERE SKINNY PEOPLE PFFFT

- IT'S SO COOL

- the clan of his glasses as he put his head down is so funny

- "I think running would be a good idea right about now" *WATERFALL*

- this poor guide, they're stressing this man out so bad

- them adopting this random Jaffa is so cute I'm sorry, the way he looks at them like a lost puppy 😭

- they would've been cooler if they didn't speak I will say that

- Evolution (Part 2)

- god it hurts to see Daniel like that :(

- ah yes, this guy

- "I took an emotional inventory and found that I have some issues" PFFFT

- "I love American gum... good guys" bro he's so funny

- "at least a handful" ha yeah just you wait

- poor Daniel 😭

- oh hell yeah

- "you guys are into some crazy crap man" you don't even know the half of it my guy XD

- god I love this part

- the fucking rings take me out everytime I swear XD

- "Teal'c, are you hurt?" "Where?" "My pride" PFFFFFT

- Daniel's hop away XD

- Grace

- ahhh now this is the gas cloud one. I remember the title

- trying to remember what race this ship belongs to, but I don't think we ever find out

- oh my god it's Peter!!

- poor Sam :(

- I've already seen people point out the fact that this episode is titled Grace and the episode where Rodney is trapped alone in a sinking jumper and hallucinated Sam is called Grace Under Pressure but I really cannot stop thinking about it. Sam gets stuck in a gas cloud alone, hallucinating the people she loves to help her get out, then Rodney gets stuck alone and hallucinated her to help him get out XD

- "What if I quit the airforce right now? Would that make a difference or is that just an excuse" OOF

- god I wish we knew more about these aliensssss

- Fallout

- oh no, Jonas's Fuckass haircut 😭

- why did they have to make them look like siblingssssss, they even have the same damn hair cut!!!!

- poor Jonas man, got seduce by a Goa'uld

- Chimera

- UGH, Pete.

- not her humming the Stargate theme song

- the squint 😂

- THE EYE ROLL

- he's so funny istg

- "thank you Teal'c, this conversation has been disturbing on many levels" RUDE

- bro they barely started dating and he's like "break confidentiality for me or I'm gonna be a fucking baby about it"

- oh and instead of gaining her trust over time, he fucking stalks her and abuses his power to infiltrate her private life! CREEP

- Teal'c and his donuts, so cute

- damn it Pete

- Death Kneel

- AHHHHH I LOVE THIS EPISODE

- grumpy Jacob

- damn that's quite a crater

- I wish we got more supersoldier stuff before they made the weapon tbh, raise the stakes more

- poor Sam, she just had that whole Prometheus shit and now this

- all these alliances are so fragile

- LET HER DRINK YOU BASTARD

- it's hard to be at at it when it's so cool

- the Tok'ra trying to push out Jacob and Selmak because he's honoring the alliance is WILD

- HELL YEAH JACOB & SELMAK!

- SO COOL

- HELL YEAH TEAM!!!

- Heroes (Part 1)

- HEROES IS NEXT?!?!?!? BRO I'M NOT READY

- Daniel XD

- Siler being blasted into the wall is so funny

- Sam being awkward, Daniel being unintentionally difficult, Teal'c being intentionally difficult, and Jack just avoiding him is so funny and so them

- this other team is honestly really funny I like them

- god Kinsey SHUT UP

- "I just want to express my deep and unyielding love for you sir" XD

- Jack's laundry list of a medical file XD

- "you allow me to see grace, under pressure" AY YO EPISODE TITLE MENTION??

- Heroes (Part 2)

- here it comes :(

- Sam crying ahhhhhh 😭

- ahhh Woolsey's introduction

- his speech in Daniel's office is actually so unexpectedly moving

- her scream 😭

- Daniel's screams 😭

- ow ow ow ow ow

- the hug 😭

- "nothing about it was right, but it also wasn't your fault" ow ow ow

- Sam crying again nooooo god

- god I forgot Daniel was sitting in the dark corner alone 😭

- OW OW OW Daniel talking about Fraiser staying with him while he was dying

- "Whats her name?" "Janet" AHHHHHH 😭

- Resurrection

- ah this one, not really a favorite but it's ok

- ugh, I hate Keffler, huge ick

- "really? You?" Bitch that is Samantha Carter you're talking about, she is amazing

- I'm sorry but Barret is just so unintimidating

- WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HER A CANDLE

- "you couldn't help me" :(

- and right after Janet's death too AHHHHH

- Inauguration

- ah yes, the first time we actually get to see a president

- the president is hilarious honestly

- god Kinsey never. shuts. up.

- ugh I forgot how slimy Woolsey was in SG-1

- Woolsey finally realizing he's on the wrong side of this

- Lost City (Part 1)

- him rinsing off the phone is so funny

- ah yes, blonde Weir

- not the whole rest of the team waiting for him and his stupid crossword XD

- wow that explosion was so bad

- poor Jack

- "I did it again" yes you did

- Daniel is so weird when he's drunk I love it

- omg it is these episodes!!!

- Lost City (Part 2)

- that damn cross word XD

- man they're just changing the layout of these cargo ships willy nilly

- I remember this Jaffa dude being a traitor

- yup, traitor, luckily he's an idiot

- KICK HIS ASS BRA'TAC

- "bow before your god" "I don't think so. But I'm willing to negotiate your surrender" YOU TELL HIM HAYES

- the face touch 😭

- "oh please I have enough on you to have you shot" I love him XD

- oh hell yeah, Hammond and Walter on the Prometheus!

- AHHHH IM SO EXCITED

- AHHHHH!!!!!

- LET'S GO PROMETHEUS!!!!

- the supersoldier weapons being built into the guns is super cool

- bro the Prometheus is so small compared to the motherships XD

- "brace for collision, if we go they go" Hammond is such a badass

- HELL YEAH DRONE TIME

- god that's so cool

- "that was SG-1" DAMN RIGHT

- "my god it's beautiful!" AHHHH I love that part so much

- AHHHHH

Season 8

[autistic-crypt1d]

X-Files Live Blogging:

Season 1

Ok so I'm like 90% sure I've tried to watch the first episode before and bailed but I'm gonna try again. I see so much stuff about this show on here and I wanna be a part of it so you're gonna join me in experiencing it for the first time!

Updates:

- ok so far this is not at all what I remembered so high hopes

- Scully!!

- I've seen these two in so many drawingssss

- man this show is old old

- they're both so pretty

- why is bro so mad, if he's so confident he didn't miss anything why is he mad they're taking a second look? Not a good look my guy

- OOP

- oh wowie that is grossss

- ok this is cool I like this show

- why is it always POURING in old ass shows. Like it's dumping BUCKETS.

- ah man not a damn shower scene

- oh ok, valid reason

- THEY'RE SO CUTE

- THE HUG

- ooooo backstory timeeee

- this is getting good oh wow

- yikes, Scully don't call people vegetables

- I really hope this show doesn't have tooo much yikes stuff. I know it's old but still some shows are a bajillion times worse than others.

- holy shit that subconscious movement towards her???? AHHHHH

- the produce section???? Good fucking god people

- if he knew it was Billy why wouldn't he cuff him to the bed or have him in a secure room or some shit???

- wtf just happened

- alright wtf is up with tall lanky man he's weirding me out

- yoooo they have more of those implant things!!

- ok I still don't understand some things about the case. Why were all the other kids killed when Billy brought them to the woods but not the last girl? Why was she spared and both her and Billy's marks removed?

- Deep Throat, hate that title omfg

- pffft those MIP outfits look ridiculous, and so are their momements omfg

- long ass intro geez

- pffft the way Mulder just drags her out of the car

- that little smile!!!

- it's so weird seeing seatbelts attached to car doors

- is that Colonel Makepeace from Stargate???

- Mulderrrr don't go without Scully you dumb dumb!!

- please don't step on a landmine

- oh shit alien ship

- see this is why you need Scully, who's gonna verify what you saw now

- ah yes, run along the road where the cars can follow you, definitely not back into the grass where it would be difficult to follow

- Scully is gonna kick your asses for kidnapping him

- OH SHIT

- GET HIS ASS SCULLY

- HERE SHE COMES, PREPARE TO BE WHOOPED

- aw Mulder :(

- she's trying so hard to protect him

- damn I really like this show

- Squeeze

- oh wow hate that, creepy eyeballs in a sewer

- I recognize that business guy, he's been in another show I've watched, Psych maybe?

- not the ketchup blood XD

- sorry I gotta skip the into, that shit is so long

- that's where the "spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?" audio came from?????

- boy howdy vent guy is creepy

- the necklace grab??? HELLO????

- YEEESH those damn eyes dude

- oh boy he stretchin

- YOU TELL HIM DANA

- woah they just mentioned 2023 as the distant future that's wild to hear in 2024 haha

- that brown pantsuit Scully is wearing??? WOW

- hey now, don't be grabbing Scully you slithery fuck

- Colton you suck

- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SLITHERY BASTARD

- LEAVE THE HOUSE SCULLY WHAT'RE YOU DOING

- nice work team

- aww the retired guy finally got closure 😭

- THE SOFT ARM TOUCH

- uhhhhh idk that that cell is good enough y'all

- I don't like that grin he's got, he's gonna escape isn't he

- Conduit

- sleeping outside with no tent??? Girl what about snakes and ants and things???

- she put her children out there while she slept in there camper??? Wtf???

- THE LEAN INNNN

- man that lake is gorgeous

- did the sherriff really just scratch his damn chin with evidence

- intense Mulder, oof!

- wooooaaaah that code page thing of Ruby is so cool

- ahhhh I love Mulder lore

- that tackleeee, nice moves Mulder

- why is she doing CPR if she's just unconscious??

- AHHHH dude the way Mulder gently directs Scully with a soft touch, BRO

- I can't get over the fact that his first name is Fox

- Dana has looked fantastic in literally every outfit so far, she's so cool

- geez y'all the tape is so sad wtf

- "I want to believe" OW OW OW OW OW

- Jersey Devil

- oh wow I haven't heard Bingo in a long ass time

- is that Bill Lee from Stargate??

- oop, Bill Lee hath been taken

- y'all, the way these two look at eachother??? And how close they get?? CONSTANTLY?? BRUH

- aha! She thinks he's cute!

- oh hey it's that asshole scientist from Eureka

- I recognize the guy who plays the homeless man helping Mulder but idk where from

- Mulder. Mulder please why do you always do these things alone

- I'm sorry I cannot take you seriously handing that guy that goofy ass drawing

- good god dude it's a first date why are you talking about her meeting your kids

- not the bigfoot with tits picture 😂

- ya know, I really appreciate the ranger being on their side in this

- ah it's those damn MIP guys again

- Anthropologist dude rules for not selling them out

- damn he really just leapt out that window

- oh she did too damn!

- run!!

- OOP

- so they're just cannibals? Nothing supernatural?

- THE GRAB AS SHE LAYS HIM BACK OMFG

- oh boy it's gettin wild now!

- that poor actress having to climb all over rocks while naked

- aw man :(

- I would've expected long nails considering she's been clawing into people

- the red plaid suit??? Hello??? GORGEOUS

- why would that Rob dude ask her to get her friend's kid to go hang out with him and his kid???? Bro is weird

- uhhhh that's the dude from the beginning, didn't his leg get chewed off my the male?? I'm confused because that was most definitely the guy from the beginning.

- Shadows

- the woman packing up the office looks really familiar too

- ooo, ghost??

- there's no ads on this episode, weird

- eew I do noooooot like the twitching

- why tf are they all blank facing them

- the way he leans in to speak to her heeeeeellllpppp

- ok so the woman who got attacked is alive

- AHHHHHHH CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY

- hell yeah ghost, stop that creepy perv!!

- did Mulder just look at her ass when she sat down?? He did a whole ass lean and everything!

- awww Mulder wanting to go to the liberty bell with Scully 😭

- Ghost in the Machine

- Brad dude is from Eureka!! Funnily enough the company is called Eurisko, really close

- Mulder. Buddy. You did not just call and elevator politically correct for being accessible to the visually impaired. That's just accessibility, nothing political about that (or at least there shouldn't be).

- Lamana, you suck

- yeah Mulder you tell him!!

- noooo don't back down :(

- is that Harrison Well's house from The Flash???? Am I imagining this??

- oh my god no I just googled images of it, that's the same house!!!

- uh oh, he's gonna die isn't he

- ah crap Mulder thinks Brian did it doesn't he

- he doesn't!!! Phew

- GEKDJDJS I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA BE SO MUCH WORSE OMFG

- secret agents Scully and Mulder let's goooo

- uh oh

- why tf is there debris in the vent system. Whose receipts are those???

- OH NO

- MULDER DO SOMETHING

- BRUH

- LET'S GO SCULLY

- biiiiiiiitch nooooooooo

- Ice

- why does bro have 2 identical boob cuts, 1 on each. They also look very unrealistic.

- what in the fresh hell is happening

- the duo is goin to Alaska!

- there's some funky virus in the ice isn't there. Reminds me of that one Eureka episode

- GET HIM SCULLY

- he is so not gonna be ok

- EEW

- oh yeah he dead

- nooooo sports guy 😭

- man I hate Scully and Mulder being on opposing sides :(

- AHHHHH NOOOOOO

- this isn't gonna be the end of it is it

- this show really doesn't do closure closure does it, every episode is just like, welp it could 1000% come back

- Space

- ooooo spaceeeee

- I recognize the ex astronaut security guy from something

- MAYBOURNE??? YUCK. Hopefully he's not a jackass in this show

- again with the damn buckets of water on the windshield

- wtf was that????

- aaaaand it's magically not raining anymore. It's not even wet!!!!

- yeeesh him looking in the mirror like that was so creepy

- oh what in the fresh hell is happening to his face

- y'all this is intense!!!

- HELL YEAH

- I don't really understand why the space thing wanted to kill the astronauts

- Fallen Angel

- Mulder in a leather jacket???

- Mulder hiding under a truck and sneaking around a military base like a secret agent while wearing a leather jacket???

- see this is what happens when you go investigating without Scully

- I'm sorry I cannot take Mulder seriously as mr tough guy, he's just so baby

- ah here comes Scully to rescue his ass

- uhhhh is that an invisibility thing

- ow I hate those flashing lights

- ok immune to laser fence thing

- "it won't get away" already did my guy

- or maybe it didn't?

- the face that soldier Jackson is making is rage inducing, please stop

- welp, the entity made my wish come true I guess

- Mulder is so sweet 😭

- y'all the lenses they're using as the pov for the entity is making me sick

- Scully is so sick of this shit XD

- wtf is it doing to him??

- seems like a lot of trouble to go through just to take one human, I wonder why they're doing it

- I wish we got more insight into Scully's thoughts through all this. She's been seeing a loooot of stuff since she got paired with Mulder and given her skepticism, I'd just really like to know what's going through her head in all this.

- Eve

- ooooo, vampire??

- CLONES???

- well, I'm a little confused as to why they're killing them by draining their blood still

- ah ok so the little girls DID do it

- why tf would she try again knowing what the other Eves were like. Why are people obsessed with making perfect humans, what's the point of life if not to learn and grow?

- man they are playing them like a damn fiddle!!

- uh oh

- WHY WOULD YOU LICK IT

- hey now, that better not be who I think it is

- god damn it, it is

- yeesh what an episode

- this show is nothing but cliff hangers wtf!!!

- Fire

- OH

- who tf is that and why is she smooching Mulder

- yes she does hate you, your smooching her weirdo

- where tf do I know her from?

- is that Crowley????

- I couldn't tell with the facial hair before I thought he just looked similar, but without it yeah!

- ahhhhhh I don't like these zoom inssss

- ah yes smoke a cigarette when you have a cough, that'll help

- interesting

- you tell him Michael!!!

- seriously? They can't drive themselves even once??

- I REMEMBER WHERE I KNOW HER FROM. She played the woman that chief Vick set Henry Spencer up with in Psych!!

- BRUH, DO NOT HOOK UP WITH HER

- Scully came anyway 😭

- maybe if y'all weren't MAKING OUT AT WORK, you would've noticed!!!

- you got this Mulder come on

- come on Mulder!!!!

- damn it dude

- so she's been hitting on Mulder the entire time while having an affair with the husband???

- man this guy really gets typecasted huh, first this pyrokinetic serial killer, then the king of hell!

- yes Mulder!! Face your fears!!!

- welp, looks like his cockiness killed him. Do we finally get an actual ending???

- nope he's alive, great

- a hyperbaric chamber?? You mean the thing filled with a fuck ton of oxygen??? So smart, definitely not INCREDIBLY FLAMMABLE.

- Beyond the Sea

- GENERAL HAMMOND????

- Scully's dad is General fuckin Hammond????

- he died :(

- THE FACE TOUCH

- oh shit, is the death of her father gonna be the thing that gets her to believe?

- "he was your father" that really does not answer her question

- I feel like I recognize Boggs from somewhere

- how tf is a prisoner allowed to have earrings. Also, he only had 1 in the first couple shots but now he has 2.

- now he has 1 again? Maybe they just had that one shot flipped so it looked like the other ear

- OOOO MULDER YOU SLY DOG

- OH FUCK

- Scully please don't go in there alooooone what is with these two!!!

- OH FUUUUCK

- dude the guy playing Boggs can fucking ACT like DAMN

- BERNIE, the dude that plays Boggs also played Bernie in Psych!!!

- HELL YEAH SCULLY

- it's so compelling to see what Mulders limits are in his belief, that he can blind himself to things he would ordinarily fight for others to see because of his history with the person

- she didn't go??

- he's trying to convince her to believe now? He's been denying it the whole episode!!!

- weird episode

- Genderbender

- uhhh I'm a bit scared of what this is gonna be about by that title, fingers crossed it's not transphobic shit and just a shapeshifter 🤞

- ok so yes a shapeshifter, and like, a succubus?

- uh oh

- so I'm guessing these people adopted this way of life to prevent hurting people? And this other one that's killing people has gone rogue?

- ah yes Mulder, crumple the map up instead of trying to find a land mark and reorient yourself

- what in the fresh hell

- AHHHHH I HATE THE GOOPY STUFF

- NO NO NO YOU LEAVE SCULLY ALONE

- YOU BASTARD HOW COULD YOU SHE WAS NICE TO YOU

- ok so they each have a male and female form?

- hope that damn farm boy perishes painfully for trying to do that shit

- ah yep, there's the transphobic comment ok.

- SHOOT HIS ASS

- damn it

- rapist aliens, hate it. I'll be skipping this one if I rewatch the series in the future

- Lazarus

- yeesh, I wonder if Scully will end up believing that the guy who came back isn't him anymore

- man they really fell into that pink blood trap from old shows didn't they

- idk how she could deny that that isn't him after this

- damn, that was dark

- Mulder not lushing her to believe either way ahhhhh ouchyyy

- Young at Heart

- uhhhh, what is a prisoner doing roaming around

- UHHHHH WTF

- y'all, Scully is so little 😭 I know Mulder is like super tall but even compared to other women she's little, much less when standing in a room of Mulder height people XD

- oof more Mulder lore, man cannot catch a break

- damn, seeing old fashioned hand writing analysis be done is so cool, even in NCIS, a fairly old crime show, they still use tech for it. Hearing her talk about the markers and indicators is so so neat

- BITCH YOU BETTER NOT HURT SCULLY

- I recognize Dr. Ridley from something...

- it's the time loop guy from Stargate SG-1!!!

- the way young Barnette speaks is rage inducing

- E.B.E.

- oh wow that's quite a ship

- what's with the blue light thing?

- "Mulder you're the only one I trust" BROOOOOOO

- oh hey it's the woman who plays the tech on the Daedalus in Stargate who works with Hermiod!!

- HIS CODENAME IS DEEP THROAT????

- LET HIM LOOK ANYWAYYYY

- of course it's gone

- Miracle Man

- ah man a religious episode

- who tf subjects a child to that

- ughhhhhh

- yeah that's not creepy at all!!!

- gross gross gross I hate it

- the burned guy is the problem right? He's like channeling the boy and taking the lives of those that die? And maybe he's super against the autopsies because "desecrating" the body will undo it or something? Idk I'm guessing here cuz I'm confused

- oh shit Scully is doing the autopsy? Intense, aw man and Mulder is trying his best to be there

- oh ok so that's not what's happening

- uh oh

- ok it was the burned guy I was right!! He just wasn't doing it supernaturally

- oh wow

- Shapes

- oooo cryptid??

- ok so if you get scratched you get infected. It went from Joe to Lyle

- I wonder what triggers a new one once it's killed, cuz there was a distance between the killings in the past

- oh, so it's dormant until a night after the person gets too blood lusty?

- damn it, why is Scully always being left alone with the monsters or bad guys and Mulder is always chasing them alone

- how is she not hearing the loud ass growling sounds

- also, why is there a random ass cougar in a cage

- "something" jumped you?? Really Scully?? There was only one thing in that bathroom

- Darkness Falls

- wow those woods are gorgeous

- I'm very intrigued

- wtf was that shit

- oh my god Scully in that neon coat 😭 she's pretty in everything!!!

- I recognize the sherriff from somewhere

- Castle! He's in Castle

- oh boy, that creepy

- I recognize the Doug guy too

- holy crap it's THAT guy! Man he's like big time now

- ah so they got themselves killed by chopping down an ancient tree, karma

- Steve is the worst, hope he gets taken by bugs

- oh yeah he's done for

- OH HELL

- Tooms

- not the lizard bitch again

- AUGH THE EYESSSS

- who tf left his slot open!! Fools!!!

- Colonel Caldwell?!?!?

- do not release this mf

- Mulder, I hate to say it but that was never gonna fly

- welp, someone is gonna die now

- THAT MUCH SLURPING AND LICKING WAS SO UNNECESSARY AHHHHH

- nice work sheriff, nice work

- OH HELL NO

- bro is not about to come out of a toilet come on

- ok he didn't but he is disgusting anyway

- "Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anyone but you" BROOOOO "if there's an ice tea in that bag, could be love" "must be fate, Mulder. Root beer" THEY'RE SO IN LOVE OMFG

- black car, red interior, so cool

- Mulder's turn to be attacked by lizard guy

- wtf is he doing

- oh

- YEESH

- OH

- oh that is gross, but hey he's finally dead

- Born Again

- psychic kid?

- ok so dead guy is involved? Girl is a medium then? Like ghost whisperer?

- I recognize the Tony guy from something

- oh shit they murdered that dude

- I looked him up, he's been in a lot of stuff I've seen apparently, NCIS, Supernatural, Psych, SG-1, and I haven't seen Law and Order really but I think I recognize him from trailers and stuff

- maybe the girl witnessed the first dude's murder or was nearby? And she could see his spirit or something? Or maybe he just latched onto her?

- oh reincarnation, that makes more sense

- bro really helped murder his partner and then got with his wife

- wtf is that

- honestly this episode is really uninteresting to me

- interesting we got a report by Mulder instead of Scully at the end though

- Roland

- well fuck you ableist scientist dude

- he killed the not mean one :(

- I recognize Roland from something, probably Stargate

- alright well the era is showing here. They're talking about Autistic people like they're inherently stupid, that savants are human calculators who can't even understand what they're doing. I hope everyone who reads this and has or plans to watch this show understands that that is severely false. Autism is a spectrum and being autistic doesn't make you stupid, "unusual" speech and movement aren't indicative of intelligence. And having high support needs isn't indicative of intelligence either!

- poor guy, he doesn't wanna hurt anyone :(

- good riddance Arthur, some brother, taking him over and making him murder people

- He gave her his stars 😭 guysssss

- Erlenmeyer Flask

- wow that is quite a title

- the chase scene and the dude being semi invisible reminds me so much of the Replicator on Earth episode from SGA

- some sort of superhuman project maybe?

- god DAMN Mulder leapt that fence like it was nothing!!

- oooooo Scully is reaching the point of belief!!!!

- yeah a sort of superhuman project! Alien human hybrids

- oh shit they killed the doctor who helped them :(

- ah yes Mulder, go into the darm attic without a flashlight

- OOP

- oh god his face, poor Mulder 😭

- help him Scullyyyyy

- CONFIDENCE SCULLY, CONFIDENCE

- Dana, responsible, rule following, FBI agent Scully breaking a billion laws all for Fox Spooky Mulder

- how tf did she sneak that out of there

- are they gonna shoot him

- YEP

- Scully is never gonna be the same after this, at least she got Mulder back though

- you can't seperate the duo!!!! No!!!

Holy crap Season one was amazing, I'm gonna start season 2 immediately and I'll link it here once it's posted!

Season 2

[autistic-crypt1d]

X-Files Live Blogging:

Season 2

Season 1 was amazing and left on a huge cliffhanger, I'm so excited for season 2 let's gooooo

I feel the need to say this after watching a lot of this season. Episodes 10 - 14 have some very triggering content (SA and rape). Please be aware of this if you decide to watch and if you want to watch the show but can't or don't want to see that, please feel free to DM me and I'll tell you what I can about the episodes!

S1

Updates:

- Little Green Men

- Space!!!!

- Scully getting existential in the autopsy room

- Scully's longing look at Mulder 😭 why are you ignoring herrrrr

- oh my god, Scully trying to keep Mulder from losing his belief is so AHHHH

- THE HEAD RUB OMFG

- how could he go without her!!!

- Jorge noooooooo

- Mulder should know better than to go after stuff without Scully, she's just gonna find him anyway

- nice work Scullyyyyy

- "before I could only trust myself. Now I can only trust you, and they've taken you away from me." BRO

- OH FUCK

- RECORD IT MULDER

- DAMN IT DUDE THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE

- talk about an event to restore his belief damn

- she found him!!!!

- THE SHOULDER GRAB

- take all the paper and go!!!!!!

- just grab em!!

- Mulder putting his hand on Scully while the shooting is happening oh my godddddd

- let's go get away driver Mulder god damn!

- oh shiy Caldwell (I can't remember the character's actual name) sticking up for Mulder??

- you can tell by his face he did noooot approve the wire tap on his phone

- I don't understand why they didn't just gran all the papers

- "I still have my work. I still have you." AHHHHH

- The Host

- he's so dead

- oh yeah, that is horrifying

- god I hate water monsters, this is gonna suck so bad isn't it

- ahhhh he's stayed for Scully AHHHHH

- YUCK

- NOPE

- Skinner!! The guy who is also Caldwell is called Skinner here

- YEESH that wound is nastyyyyyyy

- starts bleeding from the mouth, GETS IN THE SHOWER INSTEAD OF GETTING CHECKED OUT

- BRUH EEW

- oh boy that is a big worm

- OK NOT A WORM WHAT THE FUCK

- where tf was it?!?!

- NOPE NOPE NOPE

- ok yep he's just goin down into the sewer in a suit no hesitation

- oh he's so gonna fall in isn't he

- YUP

- YEAH STAND THERE AND TALK ABOUT YOUR LOST GLASSES INSTEAD OF GETTING OUT OF THE WATER KNOWN TO HAVE A KILLER CREATURE IN THERE

- MULDER NO WHAT THE FUCK

- OH

- boy howdy that's gross, but nice job Fox

- THEY DIDN'T REMOVE THE BODY?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

- Blood

- title makes me nervous

- do not listen to that man, please listen to your gut and run away

- Mulder you better not have actually given that creep Scully's number

- wow, they never figure out who was doing it????

- Sleepless

- killer nightmares?

- new guy, Krycek looks familiar

- BRUH, the way Mulder is leaning towards her in this scene is WILD

- apparently the actor has been in a couple things I've seen, Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, and Burn Notice

- Preacher I also recognize, been in a couple crime shows I've seen

- I'm excited about the new guy it's fun, he better not try to replace Scully as his partner though

- Mulder's new friend in the FBI has a super familiar voice, it's making me think of the guy who played Brian (I think), the guy who also played Walter on Eureka, but he's already been in this show

- oh shoot, ok well definitely not that guy, but I recognize the actual dude

- damn those are some big ass flashlights

- damn it new guy I liked you!!!

- Duane Berry

- man this is quite an episode for Mulder

- oh shit

- y'all this episode is really cool

- A TWO PARTER OH SHIT

- Ascension

- Duane Berry has made a big mistake

- I recognize the cop that pulled him over

- OOP

- Krycek you better not get Scully hurt istg

- YEESH THIS SHIT IS INTENSE

- MULDER YOU'RE GIVING ME ANXIETY

- KRYCEK I SWEAR TO GOD

- oh hell

- KRYCEK. KRYCEK WHEN I CATCH YOU KRYCEK.

- LET'S GO MULDER!!!

- the government guys used Duane to get Scully away from Mulder didn't they

- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT, STOP THAT, DON'T TOUCH SCULLY

- Krycek totally murdered him right?

- oh shit did Mulder figure Krycek out???

- YESSS

- I kinda love Skinner now

- SHE STILL ISN'T FOUND WTF

- -3

- vampires?

- Dana becoming an X-File makes me wanna cry

- VAMPIRESSSSSS

- did they being back Maybourne?!?! They did!! Ugh is he gonna be an asshole this time

- OH

- thank god you have SOME sense Mulder

- when is Scully coming back, I miss her :(

- damn ok they ready got a new third

- ugh I hate the way she talks about blood, and the way she talks like she's trying to be sexy. I hate that in characters in general. Characters are either sexy or they aren't, characters that are played to be by trying to be is so hard to watch

- Mulder is wearing Scully's necklace oh my god 😭

- please do not hook up

- STOOOOOOP I HATE ITTTT, ESPECIALLY WEARING HER NECKLACE

- BRO STOOOOOP

- god damn it y'all

- I'm honestly so upset with Mulder right now. His partner, the only person who not only believes in him, but follows him anywhere putting herself on the line again and again for him, is missing and he's hooking up with some random person?!?!

- One Breath

- DANA

- SHE'S NOT DEAD DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT UP AND MULDER DON'T YOU DARE STOP LOOKING FOR HER

- DANA?!?!?!?!

- I recognize Melissa from something, Eureka I think?

- WAIT NO THAT'S DIANE FROM NCIS

- YEESH

- tall chainsmoking mf, you suck

- PFFFFFT CANCER MAN

- Hammond!!

- who is this nurse??

- damn dude I really love Skinner

- oh hell

- go see her Mulder, tell her you need her!!!

- YESSSS

- y'all this season is nothing but pain so far wtf

- wake up Dana!!!!!

- YES DANA LET'S GO!!!!

- AHHHHHHH

- I'm so happy she's back

- Firewalker

- oh hey it's the scientist from the Eureka episode with the meteors!!

- man this show really loves utilizing the "rectangle of light that only illuminates the eyes even though it makes no sense and where tf is that light even coming from" thing

- oh my god the slight little step behind Mulder Scully did

- bro really should not have gone out alone, he's gonna die isn't he

- I missed the duo so much I'm so happy!!

- oh yeah, he dead

- uh oh

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

- a mushroom?!?!?! NAH

- THE SHOULDER TOUCH AHHHH

- throat mushroom is so gross I hate itttt

- OOP

- I really hope they don't just gloss over Scully's abduction. I hope that the way it affects her will get brought up again at some point

- HANDCUFFS?! SERIOUSLY JESSE?!?!?!

- god damn Scully is strong!!

- RUN MULDER!!

- THE FACE TOUCH

- that was a very deliberate patch showing, does that mean something?

- Red Museum

- wow! Gross!

- where the hell is that dude hiding wtf

- poor kid :(

- oh lovely, a cult

- bro, wiping the corner of her mouth?? These two have so much comfort in physical contact with each other from like day one

- Cadet Haley?!

- OH

- OH SHIT HE WAS IN THE WALL

- disgusting man

- aaaaand Mulder is rushing into danger alone again

- saved by Scully once again

- Excelsis Dei

- Janet!!!!!

- hey now you leave Janet alone!!

- tw: rape

- Mudler you better work this case well or istg

- I despise old men, they say the most vile, intrusive shit, and behave like they're fucking kings

- ah yes, feed the residents mushrooms 👍

- KICK IT!! SOMETHING!!

- ah so Stan was indeed the problem

- Aubrey

- did he just send her there to die??

- wtf??

- not dead???

- huh????

- was that really a necessary thing for Mulder to say? (Spoiler alert, No)

- this poor woman geez

- wtfffff

- y'all this episode is depressing af and so was the last one wtfff

- Irresistible

- sir you are immensely creepy

- WHAT THE FUCK STOP THAT SHIT

- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

- AHHHH YUCK DUDE

- GIRL RUN WHAT THE FUCK

- what is going on with Scully this episode? I feel like it has to be more than squeamishness with how they're emphasizing it

- y'all what is with these episodes, I hate them so much

- DAMN RIGHT, PUNCH THAT MF!!

- YOU DIRECT THOSE MF CREEPY PEEPERS AWAY FROM SCULLY YOU BASTARD

- she better shoot him, this episode can only be redeemed by that dude dying horribly

- damn that therapy scene was good

- dude you better back the fuck off

- she should've been allowed to kill him this is bullshit

- I'm really glad they revisited and acknowledged Scully's trauma as much as this episode sucked for me personally

- Die hand Die Verletzt

- interesting title

- wtf

- dude what is with all the sexual assault and rape in this fucking season

- Mulder trying to shield Scully with his body 😭

- Scully insinuating the guy was being controlled?? Oh??

- wtf

- Fresh Bones

- YEESH

- was that Lt Conner from Stargate SG-1??

- fuck Wharton y'all

- WHAT THE FUCK

- serves you right Wharton

- Colony

- Mulder?!?!?!

- GERARD?? FROM 911??

- please don't tell me you're buying this Mulder

- that's the actress who plays the young version of Leneya in Stargate!!

- way to go Scullyyyy

- oh fug

- End Game

- Major Davis!!!!

- get your hands off her you shapeshifting fuck!!!

- it was really her? Oh man :(

- ow ow ow

- ok it wasn't really her thank god that would've been super disappointing

- what about the scene from the beginning of Colony???

- LET'S GO SKINNER

- ok here we go

- why is he still hiding out in the sub??

- oh ok I guess he's leaving now

- YOU TELL HIM DANA

- Fearful Symmetry

- invisible elephant???

- no longer invisible elephant???

- so aliens have been taking the babies?

- :(

- Død Kalm

- what the fuuuuuuck

- what the FUUUUUCK

- BRUH WHAT

- this episode is stressing me outttt

- screw the captain guy

- Karma

- Humbug

- what the hell is wrong with this dude crashing a funeral like that??!?!

- way to go Sherriff!

- tabernacle of terror XD

- boy howdy that’s gross

- DR. BLOCKHEAD

- AHHHHHH NOOOOOO

- GOD DAMN

- Ahhhhhhh don’t touch people you don’t knooooow

- AHHHH DARK CLOSED OFF ROOM. ALONE. NO THANK YOU

- oh

- PFFFT MULDER

- bro you better leave that dog alone!

- SCULLY’S FACE

- her little shrug XD I love that she’s gotten to the point of enjoying the supernatural shit

- PFFFT THE YANK

- I love the sheriff please don’t die

- what the fuuuuuck

- MULDER ON THE FLOOR

- the way she steps over him help.XD

- oop

- oh my fucking god did he eat it?!?!?!?!

- PFFFFFFT MULDER'S POSE

- Calusari

- BUCKLES THE BABY TO THE SINK

- BRO THATS WHAT YOU GET, FUCKIN LEAVE THE KID WITH HIS DAD OR TAKE HIM IN THE STALL WTF

- oof, killed his baby brother for a balloon

- was that a swastika????

- oh shit it wasn't the kid

- it is the boy but it isn't?

- OH

- YEESH this is intense!!!

- oh hell

- ok there is no way Dana can explain that away

- F. Emasculata

- oh gross

- oh! gross!

- I hate ittttttt

- I'm gonna hate this episode so much

- thank god he's finally in isolation, him being so close to Scully was making me nervousssss

- putting a kid on a long journey bus alone????

- IT'S SO GROSS I CANNOT LOOK AT IT

- thank fuck that shit is over oml

- Soft Light

- ok so his shadow like, absorbs people??

- funkyyyyyy

- dude you're gonna get yourself and the others killed

- yup

- great work.

- aw man :(

- Our Town

- eew chicken factory

- oh god that is so gross

- Mulder at least take that big ass coat off if you're going in the water

- oh darn that's a lot of bones

- I do NOT like the sheriff

- oh what the FUCK

- WHAT THE FUCK

- HURRY MULDER

- YEAHHHHH

- freaky

- Anasazi

- OH

- why is he throwing hands with Skinner??

- wtf

- OH SHIT

- WHAT

- 😭

- oh my god the way he collapses into her arms 😭

- someone did something to him right? Like he didn't know why he attacked skinner and he's been sweating and confused

- oh yeah he's been poisoned hasn't he

- OH SHIT

- AHHHH WHAT THE HELL

- he looks like he's finally sobering up

- Sully should be here for this :(

- "you black lunged son of a bitch" PFFFT

- damn it I hate this guy!

- my question is how to the dude got the body out of there on a dirt bike

- WHAT IS HAPPENING

- way to go kid!!

- uh oh

Season 3

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The X-Files Live Blogging:

The 1998 movie

I had no idea there was a movie I'm very excited! I got a little spoiled though from the beginning of S6 E1 be cause I didn't know there was a movie. I have a screenshot of the watch order now though so hopefully that won't happen again.

Updates:

- are those aliens where the "black oil" came from??

- wtf is happening now?

- Scully!!

- Mulder!!

- it's weird seeing them in movie format

- the bomb is in a vending machine isn't it

- YUP

- god I love Scully on a mission

- why is he just sitting there?!?!??!?!

- oh hey that bartender woman is played by the same woman who plays that one coroner lady in Psych that tries to take Woody's job!

- OH THE BOY FROM THE PIT WAS THERE

- so we've got 3 alien species so far (as far as I can remember), the greys, the shapeshifters, and these ones with the black oil blood. The shapeshifters seem to be the ones that are getting bred with humans as the hybrids have the same toxic green blood.

- UH OH

- WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK DOWN

- THEY SLAPPED A PLAYGROUND ON TOP OF IT???

- uh oh I remember this shot from the spoiler sequence

- what the hell is happening

- AHHH THE ALMOST KISS

- AY YO WHAT

- OH SHIT

- ah yes, go deeper into the creepy ass pit!

- hoooly crap

- come on Mulder, come on you're so close!!

- YESSS LET'S GO MUDLER!!! FUCK UP THEIR PLANS!!!

- ok I get not leaving her naked but where tf did he get those clothes

- HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

- OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

- OMFG

- WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!

- I NEED UPPER-CASERYER LETTERS THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

- DUDE

- THIS MOVIE IS WILD WTF

- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO COOL

- I had heavily debated renting or buying the movie and honestly I'm so glad I bought it because WOW. That was incredible omfg

Season 6

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X-Files Live Blogging:

Season 3

Wow ok this is getting intense!!

S1, S2

Updates:

- The Blessing Way

- aw man :(

- where is Mulder???

- this is so sad 😭

- Mulder???

- the chip has gotta be from her abduction right?

- the people helping Mulder are so sweet 😭

- ok so he's super selfish but if his warning keeps Dana safe I do not care

- I'M SO ANXIOUS RIGHT NOW

- NO!!!

- I'M SO STRESSED AHHH

- Paper Clip

- please be Mulder at the door, it would be so funny if he came home and found Scully and Skinner holding each other at gun point as they both find out he's alive

- the baby Buffalo is so cute omfg

- IT IS

- oh shit she's alive!

- Mulder in Tims is peak

- "with a crowbar and a small nuclear device I think I could get into one of these" XD

- the files in the mine thing is so cool and spooky oml

- ah yes ditch your partner in a dark creepy mine Mulder

- WHAT IS THATTTT

- WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!

- oh hell

- ok but what the actual fuck was skittering around down in the mines?!?!?!

- way to go Skinner, coming in clutch

- I love Albert

- GET EM SKINNER

- oh no, please don't kill him

- he's ok right?? He's just knocked out right??

- YEESH

- ok good he's ok

- LET'S GO ALBERT AND SKINNER

- aw man :(

- the hug 😭

- D.P.O.

- Jack Black?!?!?!

- huh??

- HUH?!?!?!

- Colonel Makepeace!

- yeesh, r-slur used

- man fuck this sheriff

- bro really just killed his only friend

- YEESH

- Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

- omfg this dude is so hard to watch

- GOES FOR THE BELIEVER BETWEEN THE DUO

- "Mulder I can't take you anywhere" XD

- PFFFFFT

- "mister, you really need to work on your closing technique" BRUH

- so this guy is a real psycic then

- this poor guy, he's so funny though

- this guy is so fucking funny help XD

- "alright, so how do I die?" "You don't" HUH?!?!?

- gross!!

- UH OH

- WHY DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR

- :(

- The List

- oh no, oh this is horrifying

- spooky

- poor Scully :(

- why did she swear unprompted that she would never be with anyone else ever if she was already with someone?

- they placed an AD to find an executioner?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!

- GROSSSSSS

- weirdly open ended ending there

- 2Shy

- WHAT THE FUCK

- why does this show have to be so gross 😭

- wow, what a misogynistic idiot

- "I'm not beingsexist, I'm just being honest", YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY BEING THE DEFINITION OF SEXIST MY GUY

- Oh! Gross!

- uh this roommate or sister or whoever is being super sketchy rn

- y'all these women aren't even big!! Being overweight is morally neutral, but these women are like midsized, MAYBE slightly over. I couldn't even tell the first woman was even supposed to be overweight

- "Okay it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me. It's just a theory," PFFFFFT

- these poor women :(

- girl you are not seriously breaking into his apartment to leave your damn poems

- she's alive!!!

- GET HIM MULDER

- UH OH

- GET HIM SCULLY!!!

- LET'S GO ELLEN!!!!

- The Walk

- ghost?

- ah hell I hate scary pool scenes

- get out of the pool pleaseeeeee

- :(

- Oubliette

- Jennifer Keller?!?!?!

- ah hell is he a pedo

- I'M UNCOMFY

- yes, yes he is a pedo

- RUN GIRL RUN

- fuck

- they're gonna be able to save Amy but not Lucy aren't they

- SHE DIES?!?!

- oh thank god 😭

- :(

- Nisei

- what is thaaaaaat

- oh alien!

- UH, WHAT?!

- "I'll wait" runs off immediately

- PFFFT Mulder leaping into the water with that big ass coat is so funny

- Oh?!

- MULDER'S STEALTH RUN HELP

- Skinner, why are you always creeping in the dark

- I'm sorry but Mulder has the silliest run I've ever seen

- DAMN IT MULDER

- oh what the fuuuuuuck

- I don't trust the conductor guy

- awww does he have a crush on Scully?

- so was it the alien people that were down in the archive mines?

- this is so sad, the way these people have been treated :(

- is she not gonna comment on the fact the people in the pit look like aliens???

- oh shit I was super wrong the conductor rules

- ok well he tried

- Mulder is always almost dying istg

- Revelations

- what the fuuuuuck

- Mulder, eew

- why is this teacher bullying a child

- why do I recognize him

- OMFG IT'S BENNET FROM DR. ODYSSEY, I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE HE'S IN

- Mulder is being really unfair rn. He asks her to believe in the fantastical every day but is dismissing her constantly here

- YUCK

- way to go Scully!!!

- Scully doubting herself because Mulder, the most important person to her is doubting her hurts my heart

- War of the Coprophages

- NOPE, SKIPPING

- Syzygy

- trying to type that title took more times than I care to admit

- Ryan Reynolds?!

- are they seriously trying to get laid right now?!?!

- oh!

- where exactly are they getting all these babies they're taking about

- man these two are SASSY today!

- bro that's literally an animal skull what the fuck are they on about

- SEE

- what the fuck is he putting in the vodka

- hello?!?!?! What is that?!?!

- Scully smokes?!?!

- dude what is up with them this episode!!

- she's gonna walk in on them isn't she

- oh nvm

- oh?

- YUP THERE IT IS

- oh my god 😂

- PFFFFT NOT THEM SHOVING THEM INTO A ROOM TOGETHER

- "shut up Mulder" "sure. Fine. Whatever." Bruh

- Grotesque

- bro is giving me the creeps majorly rn

- Peter why did you park in an alleyyyyyyy

- is that dude gonna turn into one now that he's been bit? Like a werewolf thing?

- I feel like I recognize the dude in the glasses

- kitty!

- oh creepy!

- oooooh he's that dude from that 70's show and that one dude from Psych!

- uuuuuuuuuuh wtf

- Mulder? Buddy? You ok?

- it's totally the detective that got bit

- oh I guess not

- is Mulder really the murderer?!?!

- ooooh ok no it's Peterson

- Piper Maru

- freakyyy

- oh ow

- oh man the way her shoulders and expression drops when Mulder says he found something interesting, OUCHIE

- OUCHIEEEEE

- this episode is gonna be just full of pain isn't it

- soooo the friend of Scully's father knows more than he's saying right?

- is she following Mulder or the woman?

- I love Skinner

- Krycek?!?!

- BRO SKINNER CANNOT DIE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

- YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE MF

- uh oh

- Apocrypha

- there's no way that shit in the coffee shop wasn't a set up

- Mulder?!?!

- wow they really just slapped cancer guys voice over that younger actors

- so that's gotta be Mulder's father then yeah?

- I KNEW IT

- oh crap

- GET EM ALIEN KRYCEK

- PFFFFT NOT THE CONSPIRACY GUYS ICE SKATING

- oh shit they got the tape!! Nice work boys

- crap

- WHAT DOES IT WANTTTTT

- pfffft the conspiracy guys taking high tech while Mulder accomplishes the task with a pencil

- that lab guy is so smitten with Scully it's so cute

- HURRY SCULLY

- thank gooood

- something bad is about to happen isn't it

- GET HIM SCULLY

- don't believe a word he says!

- what the fuuuuuuuuck

- yay Skinner!!!

- wait, those guys are from Stargate aren't they??

- yeah Pusher is Major Samuels and the other guy plays Connors! That's the second time Connors guy has been in this show

- GRAB IT FROM HIM WTF

- WHY WOULDN'T YOU GRAB IT

- "he put the wammy on him!" "Please explain to me the scientific nature of the wammy" PFFFFT

- "I'm just looking for an explanation a little more mundane than the wammy!" BRUH I CAN'T

- Teso Dos Bichos

- Maybourne?!?! AGAIN?!?!?

- honestly deserved, that's what ya get for stealing from other cultures

- yuck

- yuck pt 2

- yeesh that's a lot of blood

- kitty!

- oh many kitties

- HEY NOW LEAVE HER ALONE

- Scully's face :(

- WOW THAT IS A HORRIFYING CAT FACE OML

- Hell Money

- the Chinese detective is pretty

- wow Scully, I really expected better from you

- no please don't hurt him :(

- oh hey it's the lady who plays the engineer on the Deadalus who works with Hermiad in Stagate!!

- I'm actually really sad he died

- Jose Chung from Outer Space

- why is bro professing his love on the first dateeeee

- EEW I really do not like its face

- claymation?! What tf is happening

- the artist guy's voice sounds familiar

- "I'm a republican" PFFFFT

- THE FUCKING KNEE SLAM

- y'all this episode is hilarious

- Avatar

- SAM?!?!??!

- AHHHHH SAMANTHA CARTER AND CAULDWELL ARE FUCKING I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

- SHE'S DEAD?!?!??!

- interesting

- Quagmire

- PREACH

- the dog XD

- oh hey it's that one dude from the first episode of SG-1 that Leneya is in!

- ew worm closeup

- ah yes, trapes through the swampy ass woods at night alone, that can only end well

- what the fuck kind of name is Queequeg

- bro I'm loosing it at Scully yelling this dogs name

- OOP HE DEAD

- oh fuuuuck

- "I'm still tempted to fire" XD

- cuddle for warmth scene? 👀

- "Scully are you coming onto me?" PFFFFT

- damn no cuddling for warmth scene

- I recognize the doctor and the sheriff from some other stuff

- AN ALLIGATOR?! SERIOUSLY??

- NESSIE?!?!?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME

- Wetwired

- UHHHHHH

- she's hallucinating isn't she

- oh shit Scully's off the deep end this time!

- my heart 😭

- oooooooo so the doctor was working with cancer man and that's who she saw meeting with him in the parking lot!!

- Talitha Cumi

- wtf

- isn't that Mulder's mom?

- uhhhh boy you better get your nasty cigarette smoking ass away from her

- UHHHHH DID THEY HAVE AN AFFAIR???? EEW

- wtf did they do to him?

- poor Mulder :(

- isn't that the brain stabby thing that one alien assassin had?

- so he's still captured? Who went to the office then?

- wtf are they talking about rn

- HE'S A SHAPE SHIFTER??

- wait so that tool is the only way to kill him? I thought all you had to do it pierce the brain through a certain spot

- WHY ARE THERE 2 OF HIM WHAT TF IS GOING ON

- oh boy the alien assassin is back

- not his mom too 😭

- ooooh ok I guess you really do have to use that specific thing then

- THAT'S NOT JEREMIAH SCULLY DO NOT LET THAT MF I'M

- wait is it? I don't know anymore my brain hurts

- A TWO PARTER??!?!?

Season 4

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Stargate SG-1 Live Blogging:

Season 5

Ahhhh I love the episode that this starts with!!

Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4

Updates:

- Enemies

- Daniel comforting jack 😭

- I love how much Hammond believe in SG-1

- "you go girl" PFFFFT

- god I love the early days replicators

- "we're not gonna make it!" *SMACK*

- damn idiots, didn't check the damn cargo for spiders

- PFFFT THE REPLICATOR WITH TINY LEGS IS SO CUTE

- Threshold

- this episode is so sad :(

- yay Teal'c!

- Ascension

- ah the Orlin episode (I think that's his name)

- I don't really care for this one tbh

- "I won't hurt you" "no I'll hurt you" tell him Sam!

- The Fifth Man

- this episode is really weird to me. There's literally no consequences from this. Nothing changes after this episode, it could've never existed and nothing would be different! We never hear about this race again, no growth happens, literally nothing

- "Tyler"'s true form is so cooooool

- Red Sky

- ahhhhh this episode is so FRUSTRATINGGGGG

- Asgard phone XD

- Jack repeatedly asking if Thor's available is so funny. The other Asgard just don't get his humor

- "go on back to the SGC and confuse Hammond" "Yes sir" XD

- fuck you Malchus

- KICK HIS ASS COLONEL

- Jack is so fed up with the Asgard and I don't blame him. He literally only likes Thor at this point and honestly same

- his smile after Sam told him he was right is so cute

- I don't understand why they sent a MALP through instead of just chucking the case through

- god I love this shows soundtrack

- Rite of Passage

- I love mom Frasier

- I don't really understand why they let her go. Just lie and lock her up

- Beast of Burden

- Chaka!!!

- these people suck

- hell yeah Chaka

- The Tomb

- "The Russians are coming" XD

- the creature in this is so funky and cool

- Between Two Fires

- this episode is pretty sad

- I still think it's really funny that the dude who plays Narim also plays Elizabeth's husband

- watching Narim realize that the government he had put all of his faith and trust in has become corrupt is so sad :(

- Jack being weird about the hand holding with Teal'c is so stupid, bro is constantly cupping that man's face how is holding his hand more intimate XD

- god Tanith is so annoying

- it's really sad to see that whole society crumble like that. I can help wondering what might have happened if they asked for help before it got to this point

- 2001

- ugh the Aschen

- ALWAYS. TRUST. JACK'S. GUT.

- he totally could've made the jump in time idk why he stayed

- "they get progressively darker after that" XD

- Desperate Measures

- I'm sorry but Carter's scream is so weird 😭

- it's always rich dudes trying to live forever at the expense of other lives

- Wormhole X-Treme

- oh god this one

- PFFFFT Daniel's reaction XD

- why is Teal'c always the cook

- "LEAVE US"

- Barrett is such a dill weed

- the dude playing Colonel O'Neill is so funny I gotta admit

- "How could this not be a real show?" XD

- Proving Ground

- oh I love this episode!!!

- Daniel with the casual Goa'uld voice is so funny

- AHHHH I LOVE THIS EPISODE

- "whoops" XD

- Daniel and Teal'c hanging out in the office is so funny

- such a cute episode I love it

- 48 Hours

- I think this is the episode we finally meet McKay if I'm remembering right

- ah yes, early days terrible McKay

- Jack chasing Maybourne around a truck is so fucking funny

- god I hate Simmons

- LET'S GO SASSY DIPLOMATIC DANIEL

- ya know, watching this discussion, Sam is 1000% the entire reason that McKay has any ability to succeed in Atlantis the way he did. She proved him wrong, she pulled a solution out when no one thought possible.

- "is that enough time?" Hammond is the best man, he was ready to resign on the spot if it meant she could save Teal'c's life 😭

- "If he resists, shoot him" HELL YEAH GENERAL

- he needed to be sent away, character building time

- LET'S GOOOOOOOO

- I forgot the DHD explodes XD

- HELL YEAH FUCK YOU TANITH

- "never"

- Summit

- ugh Zipacna

- ahhh yes, the first time we hear about Anubis by name

- "welcome to the dark side" XD

- oh god wait, seeing Elliot in this episode triggered a memory, does he die at some point???? Why am I remembering him dying???

- "little joke there" poor Sam XD

- Reole mention!!

- "am I supposed to hold my breath?"

- man Daniel is the worst person for this job, he's too empathetic to be a damn assassin

- ah Ba'al, pain in the ass all the way till the end

- oh god I remember, he does die, with Lantash

- aaaaand now the plan goes to shit

- ya know, if the Goa'ulds weren't thieves who stole cultures, it would be cool how different they all are

- sorry I really never cared about Sarah this whole part of the storyline with her is annoying

- Elliot 😭

- man how many Tok'ra are even left at this point?

- Last Stand

- slick moves Danny boy

- "he loves you major" OW OW OW

- I never understood the cannibalism ritual

- Jack and Teal'c silently debating the crystal shapes is so funny

- damn it Daniel

- it's getting closer now, I remember that he dies leaned up against a tree and they're outside :(

- Daniel and Jacob are such an underrated duo

- here it is 😭

- y'all their deaths hurt so bad, Elliot was so young and sweet and driven and Lantash was not only the last part of Martouf Sam had, but was in love with her too AHHHHHH

- Fail Safe

- I remember this intro but not what happens atm

- IT'S THE ASTEROID EPISODE!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!

- PFFFFFT not Sam and Jack both shoving this poor man through the gate XD

- Daniel sleeping on the MALP is so cute

- AHHHH I'M SO EXCITED!!!

- PFFFFT HIS DELAY IN HELPING CARTER

- she hit the ground like a sack of potatoes and he's like "Oh, OH WOOPS"

- "Whats our position?" "Well personally I'm against it" XD

- how tf would that meteor have even hit that thing, it's in a cave!!!!

- The Warrior

- UGH I can't STAND K'Tano

- the only thing I like about this dude is that he started a place for Jaffa to be free

- THE BACKPACK DROP AND "Hi guys!"

- "The female" shut tf up dude

- "he dies not know fear" "well he knows stupid!"

- this shit makes me so sad, all these people want is freedom a this fucker is taking advantage of them

- KICK HIS ASS TEAL'C

- oh dude I totally forgot he was a Goa'uld

- Teal'c fighting for his people to still pursue freedom even after what just happened is so heartbreaking

- the start of the free jaffa, rough but beautiful

- Menace

- that facility arial shot is so cool

- OH SHIT IT'S THIS ONE

- replicator lore time!!! It's been a while since I've caught up on the Milkyway replicator lore so I'm excited

‐ something I never understood is how Reese started making Replicators. The Ancients made the human form ones in Pegasus, the bug ones are in the Asgard galaxy, where did Reese's knowledge of them come from? Was her "dad" an ancient? Where did the bug form come from? Did she make them and then the Ancients came across them and made their own advanced ones?

- stop this whole ramp scene is so sad 😭

- The Sentinel

- oooooh this one

- "you don't think that the NID are capable of lying" "indeed I do" XD

- "which end do the bullets go in again?" He says while holding a knife XD

- Grogan!

- Meridian

- oh boy :(

- Jonas!

- :(

- this sucks so bad 😭

- ow Sam's speach ow ow ow

- ow Teal'c speach ow ow ow

- y'all I'm gonna cry

- oh god here it comes

- Janet's face and voice when she says Colonel AHHHHHHH

- AHHHHH 😭

- Revelations

- my heart sank for a second before I remembered Thor isn't actually dead

- TEAL'C WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AHHHH

- "ah, humans! Interesting!" I love Heimdall

- LET'S GO ASGARD!!!

- the cargo ship hiding under the Asgard ship is so funny

Season 6

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The Edge of Sleep Live Blogging:

Season 1

I've been waiting for this to come out for so long I'm so excited!! I loved the podcast so I have high hopes

Updates:

- The Whale

- I remember almost nothing so I'm excited

- this looks beautiful wow

- "I didn't" XD

- "I don't want my pickle tickled" PFFFFT

- the way this is filmed is kinda weird

- oooo intense

- hey I know that actress

- valid reaction, they are being far too casual

- the pacing is not great and there's a lot of awkward pauses

- The Elephant

- what the fuck

- it's so weird seeing Mark kiss someone, especially someone who isn't Amy

- what happened to going to the police station?

- run!!!!!

- ooo sound score is goooood

- why don't they just steal a different car, there's a bajillion of them, surely some keys are by the door

- I don't remember if she dies but it seems like she's gonna

- oop, guess not yet

- ok the pacing is getting better!

- The Black Triangle

- oh hell

- AHHHH GROSS

- wow I hate this doctor dude, he makes me WILDLY uncomfortable

- why is bro trauma dumping on his patient

- she never told him why she left him?????

- why is she making this about them??? Everyone is literally dying!!!

- Katie, sorry not sorry, the apocalypse is not about your unfortunate and difficult breakup

- AHHHH GEEZ

- WTF

- maybe a mask??? It's smoking for fucks sake!!

- CHILLS CHILLS CHILLS

- The Dream People

- YEESH

- what's with the clock?

- what is she doing??

- so maybe the black triangle might be from the dream people or the elephant killing them in the dream then?

- woah, that reverse countdown was sick

- The Nightmare

- the radio voice is voiced by Mark too right? It sounds like him

- THIS IS SO GOOD

- ok this is cute

- oh man :(

- GOD DAMN THIS IS GOOD

- The Dream Warrior

- ya know, I've always really disliked the characters the woman who plays linda plays in the past, but I really like how she plays Linda

- UHHH WHAT THE FUCK

- WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Season 2

(God I hope there's a season 2 this was amazing)

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SG-1 Book series Live Blogging:

The Price You Pay (Season 1)

Ok so I've never read a Stargate book before and I'm both excited and nervous. Here we go!

Updates:

- Chapter 1

- ok so first off, getting to know more about stuff like supply requests? Neat af

- Sam Carter uses a nightlight, validation to all nightlight users

- "But for herself, the concept of stepping, or perhaps falling, across space was still fabulous, and every night before a mission she lay awake, testing the delicious fear that maybe this time the mysterious technology of the Star-gate wasn’t going to work." Girl is thinking about their demises before they even step through the gate

- Chapter 2

- "Really, it was too good to be true. Something was missing. Where wasthat familiar cozy feeling of dread and doom?" XD

- Chapter 3

- I am SO confused

- Chapter 4

- Carter, you're making me nervous drinking that stuff

- OH SHIT THE DHD

- isn't that like one of the first things they check for with the MALP?!?!?!

- Chapter 5

- damn it Sam this is not the time to be drunk!!

- this must take place before they figured out how to dial manually

- “People on your world sit on babies?” XD

- "“How does one become square?” Teal’C inquired.O’Neill opened his mouth, closed it again, and shrugged.Carter and Jackson crawled away."

- I'm getting major Goa'uld Hunger Games vibes right now wtf

- Chapter 6

- so... yeah pretty much

- I'm a little confused why they felt the need to specify Teal'c skin color when describing that he stopped in a crowd, but I guess maybe so that people who've never seen SG-1 would know? Idk, they didn't say "the white woman nearly ran into him", they said "she nearly ran into him" so, feels weird but I'm white so what do I know

- "your legs are too short" PFFFFT

- ok again describing him as "the black man", literally no one else's skin colors are being mentioned like this. Why do Carter, Daniel, and Jack get she/he, their title, or their name and Teal'c gets "the black man" tf??

- poor kids :(

- Chapter 7

- “Heeeeeere dialer dialer,” O’Neill crooned. “Come out come out whereveryou are.” BRUH

- “Oh, I don’t know, maybe you could set up a box trap with tacos?” BRUH

- “Just lucky, I guess. You should apply to the Guinness Book of World Records as the person allergic to the most planets.” poor Daniel

- ahh, ok so I guess this is the first time they get stranded without a DHD and that's why it becomes standard to check for one

- way to throw away your stealth Jack

- oh shit something is about to go down

- Chapter 8

- welp, Teal'c and Carter kidnapped a bunch of kids and Jack and Daniel got kidnapped by a bunch of towns people

- Chapter 9

- oh great now they're sick

- "What would O’Neill do in a situation like this? he wondered. Whatever it was, Daniel was certain that the colonel wouldn’t let a little nakedness stop him." True XD

- Chapter 10

- poor Sam :(

- "O’Neill had decided that a miniskirt wasn’t his look and couldn’t figure out where to put his knees." XD

- Chapter 11

- a hand held DHD?? Why would they never use that in the show???

- Apophis's home??

- a teleporter? They can't be describing rings cuz they know what that is, they specifically describe a blinding light. That makes me think Asgard, but they don't have that tech

- a Goa'uld city?!?!?!?

- Jack is making poor Daniel have to GROVEL grovel

- Chapter 12

- this is so strange

- Chapter 13

- poor Carter :(

- Chapter 14

- ah yes Daniel, take off the helmet that is protecting your identity because it's a little uncomfortable. SO SMART

- huh?? I really do not understand that last part

- Chapter 15

- I'm sorry, envisioning that kitchen scene is so funny

- nice work Daniel

- Chapter 16

- YEESH

- Chapter 17

- oh shit Sha're and Apophis actually make an appearance!

- "at least one young woman now held the keys to the universe."

- "was it all worth it?"

- those last couple paragraphs were awesome

- I really liked this book overall! Getting to read their thoughts was especially cool. It's a bit frustrating to go into these and know that nothing of concequemce is going to happen though since the show already happened

Sacrifice Moon

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Stargate SG-1 Live Blogging:

Season 6

I'm sad but ok let's go

Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Updates:

- Redemption: Part 1

- "I swear sir I thought they just wanted to smoke a peace pipe" BRUH XD

- not Jack trying to dodge the Russian General XD

- "over my rotting corpse, sir"

- Jonas is so adorable 😭

- HE'S SO FUNNY

- "I'll take anything over this" god I love Hammond

- I forgot she dies :(

- I honestly don't remember what happens in this episode regarding the gate, that's exciting

- I'm trying so hard to remember

- "why would he believe such a thing?" "because you are his father, and you have not told him otherwise" OOF

- his finger cross XD

- god I hate McKay in this show

- drama queen

- Redemption: Part 2

- the oops sorry nevermind bit was funny I'll admit

- damn it Rodney

- why don't they listen to Sam istg

- why does he have to ruin everything 😭

- she is an artist!!! She is such a beautifully inspiring artist that she fundamentally changed McKay's approach to science, to life

- I love Jonas and his little composition notebook

- this is so cool

- let's go Ryak!!!!

- HELL YEAH TEAM!!!!

- poor Jonas :(

- new ramp scene :(

- Descent

- ooooo if this is the one I think it is I'm very excited

- it is!!!!!

- always the rando scientist who doesn't listen and gets killed

- Davis is easily one of my favorite recurring side characters, love Davis episodes

- Jonas's gasp and Teal'c yanks him out of the way XD

- let's go Jonas!!!

- LET'S GO JONAS!!!!

- the greenscreen for Teal'c and Sam was so bad oml XD

- PFFFT Jack spinning Jonas, so cute

- Frozen

- this one already?? Neat!!

- omfg that's one of The Lone Gunman!!

- Jonas's facination with the weather forcast is so adorable

- this episode makes me really sad :(

- "more than that, we want you to live. I want you to live." "sorry" OW OW OW

- Nightwalkers

- another favorite!!!

- I love her telling Jonas and Teal'c to watch the other one XD girl is stressed out being on Earth with 2 aliens and no one to help watch them

- I love the random detail that Jonas I'd almost always snacking on something

- AHHH IT'S SO SPOOKY AND COOL I LOVE IT

- the tone shift when it gets dark is AWESOME

- I love that Teal'c was totally ready to beat TF outta those dudes

- I'm like 90% sure that the dude in the tan vest walking out of the diner was the director dude from Wormhole X-Treme

- ahhhhhh!!! The soundtrack as Carter realizes it's Goa'uld!!!

- I love Jonas and Sam so much, adorable duo

- Abyss

- ah man

- bro 2/3 of the Tok'ra blending experiences have been traumatizing af for these dudes. Jacob is literally the only one who had a good experience

- watching this episode and thinking about the fact that Jack has been a POW before is...

- "you're just gonna have to trust me" "I can do that" 😭

- Shadow Play

- the professor sounds so much like Jacob sometimes

- the whole thing with his professor is sad

- "you saved the world" 😭

- The Other Guys

- oh god

- "They're just tired of your butt snorkeling" BRUH

- poor Coombs XD

- "Jay, you just shot that guy. I mean, you really shit him" bro the way he says it is so funny

- their forehead "tattoos" are so bad oml XD

- "are you calling us fruit?"

- "you ended that sentence with a preposition. You bastard." PFFFFT

- Jonas looked like such a dork jumping out of that bush I love it

- HELL YEAH TEAL"C

- Jack is such a fucking dork I love him

- ugh

- Allegiance

- is this the supersoldier episode?????

- probably not i think that cimes later but one can hope

- wait is it??

- it is!!!!

- I don't get why Jonas was left out of this episode

- poor Jack, the tensions are HIGH

- ahhhh I'm so excited!!

- omfg the "EVERYBODY DOWN" scene!!!! Ahhhh!!!

- oh, it isn't the supersoldier storyline???? Why do I remember this as being a supersoldier????

- damn, still a fantastic episode though

- "by the hand of our common enemy, it has made us brothers." AHHHH!!!

- Cure

- tretonin time!!!! (I think?)

- yesssss

- ok here's something I don't understand, how tf does THAT go inside the lady Tok'ra eventually, that thing is huge!!!

- isn't the archeology woman played by thrle same woman who plays the doctor on Hoff that Beckett falls for?

- she isssss

- Jonas and this archeologist woman are the only cute alien/sg-1 pairing I've seen imo

- ooooh I looked it up, the queen detaches from the birthing sac in order to go inside a host

- Egeria's death is so sad 😭

- Prometheus

- oh this one!

- honestly I don't really care for this one

- KICK THEIR ASSES SAM!!!

- LET'S GO SAM!!!

- bro everytime the Asgard show up when SG-1 happens to need help it's this exact interaction "Oh thank god you're here to help!" "Actually, we need your help"

- Unnatural Selection

- Thor just completely commedeering the ship and everything in the SGC is so funny

- "we can only hope this will be the last footwear to fall" PFFFFT

- TEAL'C PEAKING AROUND THE CORNER XD

- I gotta say, I really wish they did human form replicators differently, at least for the milkway ones. Going from bug to perfect humanoid is so lame to me. I know that they had hundreds of years to evolve to that but it just took so much fear factor away from them imo. I wish we got horrifying mechanical amalgamation attempts at humanity

- 5 being left behind is really sad I will say that

- Sight Unseen

- BRUH they really used the same prop for this as the thing that held the giant dark cloud thing in SGA season 1

- poor Jonas

- Sam and Jonas are so silly and adorable I love them

- Smoke and Mirrors

- honestly I remember basically nothing from this episode

- oooooh the assassin used the mimetic alien tech I think

- I love Teal'c clotheslining people, so good

- YO THAT'S BRODY FROM SGU

- yuck

- ugh, hate kinsey

- Paradise Lost

- omg this one XD

- "nothing I love more than a good weiner" "well ya know what they say, you are what you eat" BRUH THESE TWO

- oh wow yeah I guess it is the furlings

- maybourne throwing the fish at him is so funny

- ow the locker room scene 😭

- poor Jack :(

- Metamorphosis

- they're so sibling coded I love them

- jeez I forgot how bad his death was

- this episode is really sad :(

- I really hate Nirrti, but her outfit in this episode is awesome

- another Sam/Jack episode!

- when the camera was on Sam and the Russian guy started coughing I immediately got a flashback to the Jolinars memory episodes with her dad

- :(

- ew I hate the Nirrti/Jonas shit in this episode

- Disclosure

- this is the one where thor shows up right?

- I kinda love this episode, watching poor Davis try to explain this shit is so funny

- "supreme commander Thor" I love him so much

- Forsaken

- oooo celtic influence that's cool

- hate these guys

- sucks that this whole thing goes to hell because the bad guys are human looking and the good guys are alien looking

- I also very very deeply hate this man flirting with Sam

- hate this girl for trying to mess with Jonas like this

- hell yeah Jonas

- The Changeling

- ah man this is the weird Teal'c one isn't it

- I really don't like the majority of this episode tbh

- Daniel!!!

- ow, the scene with him collapsing on the gateroom floor 😭

- OW, him and Bra'tac alone on the battlefield 😭

- Teal'c on the ramp finally awake 😭

- LET'S GO JACOB!!!

- I forgot Teal'c loses his symbiote this early

- Daniel visiting him 😭

- stop I'm gonna cry he misses him so much 😭

- Memento

- I remember nothing of this episode atm

- is this the gas cloud one?

- oooooh no it's this one

- this ship had rings????

- ugh, so much dick measuring in this episode 🙄

- I love that Teal'c sleeve are cut off, those biceps cannot be contained

- Jack doing the little glass bonk omfg

- leader guy is awesome

- that Stargate raising scene!!!! AHHHH!!!!

- Prophecy

- oh it's the prophetic Jonas episode! I remember almost nothing from this atm

- it's really refreshing to see people fighting back like this, taking initiative

- poor Jonas 😭

- HELL YEAH GIRL!!

- "we need you out there" AHHH BONDINGGGG

- Full Circle

- oh no

- "I swear that was an Aspirin I took this morning"

- I love them finding a way to argue even though one of them is literally dead

- the quiet little "Daniel told me" is so funny

- and everyone believes him XD

- why does Anubis have to have such a cool ship 😭

- Skaara putting Jack and Sam on the spot XD

- "is he not powerful?" "That remains unclear" ROASTED

- fantastic episode I am very excited

- LET'S GO TEAL'C

- "is that my stuff?" "You weren't using it anymore" XD

- oooo this is where they figure out that the Ascended beings are the Ancients!

- "is it really necessary to further antagonize him?" "Yes" might as well at this point tbh

- Skaara :(

- I'm sorry all I can notice is that the Anubis actor clearly misjudged where the throne was and was barely sitting on it XD you can literally see him hold onto the underside of the throne arm to keep from falling off

- Daniel really screws this one up :/

- "well spank me rosy" XD

- damn it Daniel, you should know better by now :/

- :(

Season 7

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Delicious in Dungeon Live Blogging:

Season 1

Ok so I'm not really an anime person but I kept seeing stuff about it on my dash and I'm gonna give it a shot!

Updates:

- intro was baller ok ok

- interesting...

- ok this is kinda funny

- the fact that there's no mouth movement from this guy is freaking me out

- I like this dude

- ok, Senshi, Laios, Marcille, and Chilchuck got it

- Senshi is joining yay!!!

- alright episode 1 pretty good!

- Episode 2

- PFFFFFFT

- I love Senshi so much

- she's trying so hard to be helpful 😭

- girl, wtf

- ok Senshi you're being an ass rn

- poor Chilchuck

- nooooo Laios!

- awwww bonding!!!!!

- wait ok I like this show

- Episode 3

- I'm intriglued by the character in the intro with the short white hair, we never see their face but they're relatively prominent

- awwww they were babiessssss

- he reminds me of that guy from a kids show, what was it called....

- OH

- OOP

- I went googling and I have no idea what the show is called but it had a blonde biy and a brunette boy as the main characters and it was an animated kids show. He reminds me of the blonde boy

- woooooo!! Let's go Senshi and Laios!!

- ah crap

- pfffft Senshi just polishing a pot

- oh wow that's a cool armour set

- is it the fact he stole the sword that they're being aggressive?

- oh nvm, a cocoon

- so the creatures got be in the helmet right?

- damn I was wrong

- oh I was right sorta

- awe it's sad when it's all floppy and helpless like that

- "oh no, it drowned" PFFFFT

- "we leave his corpse if he dies ok?" "Ok" BRUH

- can we all agree Laios is autistic af (I love him)

- KEEPS ONE

- oh I just realized it's the sword from the intro!!

- Episode 4

- oh she changed her hair!

- awwww his little farming hat

- this show is so wholesome I love it

- awww Senshi 😭

- why doesn't he pickle the extra veggies?

- OOP

- "BREAD. BREAD. BREAD. BREAD. BREAD." HELP XD

- why is everyone so mean to Chilchuck 😭

- PFFFT Senshi catching the baby before it touches the hot pan XD

- FRIENDSHIPPPPPP

- Episode 5!

- oooo new people

- I'm suspicious of the pony tail man

- oh my god the dog guy looks like my dog 😭

- as man, they were so nice

- OH CRAP

- same girl, I would've done the same, bugs FREAK ME OUT

- "Yum" "NO!!!"

- "dear lord they're creamy. I'm never gonna wear necklaces again" PFFFFT

- I love him and his lil sword friend

- I'm so obsessed

- PFFFFFT SENSHI

- so what I'm getting from this is that you can be resurrected as long as your body is recovered?

- "gentle explosions" she's so violent I love it

- way to go Senshiiiii

- EXORCISM SORBET

- he's so autistic I love him

- EW PAINTING EYEBALLS

- hey wait, it's that red elf with white hair from the intro, they were in the last painting too!

- oh wow she's scary looking

- poor baby 😭

- you forgot your water Chilchuck

- I love Marcille and Chilchuck's dynamic so much

- oh shit they're alive!!!

- as man they probably think they stole their shit

- awww her with her hair pulled back is so cuuuuute

- oooooo 4th floor is so pretty!!!!

- good lord Senshi

- ok the kelpie is sick af but the shadow was HORRIFYING

- he tried to warn youuuuu

- poor Senshi :(

- ah man they died again!!!

- OH SHOOT SIREN

- PFFFT did he just irritate the siren away???

- Laios, you're ridiculous, I love it

- those people are so gonna try and fight them aren't they

- I love these characters so much

- AWHDGSHDJ SENSHI AND MARCILLE BONDINGGGGG

- OH GOD, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

- RUN MF RUN

- I love the way Marcille talks so much

- "WHAT HAVE I DONE!" XD

- Laios did you just eat raw parasite

- YOU DID

- this conciquences my friend

- they're all so silly I love them

- awww that's his sister isn't it?

- omg Falin and Marcille lore

- Falin taught her to be adventurous 😭

- this is so cute help

- "mind your business" PFFFT

- oh my god he didn't know about them in school I'm gonna cry

- I knew I hated pony tail guy for a reason!! He ditched them!!!

- oh shit oh shit oh shit

- OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

- LET'S GO TEAM COME ON YOU GOT THIS

- what was that????

- oop they got revived again

- now that I know axe lady is also part of the old party, I wonder what their meeting will be like, and why didn't they react to seeing her dead?

- WILD KRATTS THAT'S THE SHOW, he looks like Martin Kratt

- they're meeting oh boy

- wait, I thought the axe lady was in the other group, they have a different one?

- OH GOD SHE GOT SNIPED IN THE BRAIN

- what an ass!!!!

- oh funky dungeon lore

- Senshi without his helmet?!?!?!

- DANGER NOODLES, Laios you're adorable

- way to go axe lady!!!

- Namari! I couldn't remember she name

- yessss our girl is back in action

- LET'S GO NAMARI

- damn Chilchuck...

- ponytail man (Shuro as I now know), wanted to propose to Falin??? Were they dating?? How could he ditch them?????

- ok so Namari said it's not about money, she wants to join that other party, but saving Falin wasn't enough???

- good lord this show is so weird and I love it

- not them complimenting her into wearing it XD

- SENSHI IN THE SUIT

- ah lovely, fantasy racism

- did she just call Laios and Falin's hair brown???

- those 2 are blonde af

- awww Marcille 😭

- I'm nervous, they're at the stage of fighting the dragon, but we're only halfway through the season

- awww Laios

- Chilchuck don't call the precious boy cringe how dare you

- DRAGON

- AHHHHH

- EPISODE 11 HERE WE GO

- KENSUKE HOW COULD YOU

- NOT THE AXE

- SENSHI

- LET'S GO CHILCHUCK

- OH SHIT

- HOLY SHIT LAIOS

- did Falin just bonk the ghost out of Laios XD

- daaaaamn nice job Marcille!!!

- awww she looks so pretty with her hair done up like that!

- oh no

- GOOD GOD

- EPISODE 12

- holy crap Marcille

- Falin!!!

- y'all I'm gonna cry

- gay?????

- I really appreciate the fact that even though they're naked, it's not being sexualized like most animes I've seen. They're just existing.

- you tell him Marcille!!!

- good god Senshi

- sooooo Falin came back different

- omg Chilchuck in a turtle neck

- YES THE SIBLINGS ARE BOTH WEIRD

- I was scared Falin was gonna be a one dimensional character but she's awesome I'm happy

- pfffft Marcille's reaction

- MYSETRIOUS PAINTING ELF LADY

- Episode 13

- woah I do not like the big eye thing she just did

- ruhroh

- uhhhh what the hell

- bro something is in Falin

- ok whoops that's a guy, but THAT'S THE MAD MAGE???

- oh fug

- BEAT HIS ASS MARCILLE

- PFFFFT Senshi holding 2 mini dragons XD

- Marcille are you really trying to get advice on making dungeons right now

- OH HELL

- this got a lot less wholesome y'all

- I still love it though

- are the ghosts helping them now cuz of Falin?

- oh shit I thought I was wrong for a sec but they really are being chill

- OOP

- OH GOD

- oh the ghosts here are just always friendly

- awww little puppy yawn

- I can't tell if Chilchuck cares about them or not. He does right? I'm bad at reading stuff sometimes

- I'm going with yes he does

- yeah, yes he does

- Episode 14

- oooo new intro sequence

- it's weird that Falin isn't shown at all in the intro, and neither are all the others in the last one

- ah ok NOW they've been revived

- these guys really aren't great at staying alive

- man are they gonna die AGAIN?

- TACTICAL SMOOCH

- the lead guy from the corpse retrieval office sounds so familiar

- Kabru is a little creepy rn

- ok make that a lot creepy

- DUDE HE JUST PERMAKILLED THOSE GUYS

- permakills them but doesn't take their shit, weird set of morals you got there buddy

- dang, guess he figured out who it was and why

- I love that they added the detail of Rin twirling her hair when she's thinking and stuff

- Kabru is freaking me out y'all

- ok so he's pissed at them for being duped??

- these people are very devoted to this guy, "you're the only one who could possibly lead"???

- oooo pretty snake

- who's that???

- oh shit ponytail guy

- ew why are they doting on him like that

- I don't like this

- yeesh, our party is noooot doing well at the moment

- Episode 15

- THEIR EYES AHHHHH

- awww, he seemed to relate to the protector dryad :( he loves the party so much

- Marcille is coocoo bananas and I love it

- SENSHI NO

- awww poor awkward Laios

- omfg her single set of eyelashes XD

- Episode 16

- you leave Laios alone, he's trying his best ok

- bro what is Kabru's deal, he is freaking me out

- OH HELL

- I agree with Marcille's reaction of "woah hey"

- see, why did they have to just barely cover her chest with feathers, that's ridiculous

- listen here Shuro, Marcille did her best

- Laios has never taken anything more seriously than this how dare you insinuate otherwise just because you don't understand!!!!

- HE'S AUTISTIC YOU FUCK. NO ONE CAN KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING IF YOU DON'T TELL THEM.

- god I hate Shuro so much, I knew he was bad news from the first moment I saw him

- I swear to god if y'all don't stop hating on Marcille for doing her best here I'm gonna lose ittttt

- ugh maybe Laios finally beat some sense into that idiot

- alright the bell thing and offer to help them flee makes me like him a bit. He just needed a good knock in the head.

- Episode 18

- ooooooo snow

- PFFFT everyone using Laios as a wind shield

- UMMM WHO'S HOLDING ON TO MARCILLE RN

- HUH????

- bro HOW can he not tell the Senshis apart at the very least, his whole face is different!!!

- WRONG, Marcille will always complain

- BRUH

- I'm so frustrated right now

- oh hey he did it right!

- Laios is such a weirdo I love him so much

- thank you for saving the goof Marcille

- PFFFT Senshi picking up the rice trail XD

- GET YOUR MF CLAWS OF MARCILLE RN

- Episode 19

- I think it's cute Senshi has conceded to at least use magic circles instead of insisting on making a fire

- aww cat kid is adorable

- oh my god cat kid is joining!!!!

- Izutsumi, got it

- ooooo, Marcille lore??

- awww she has a Falin doll 😭

- oh shit the doll IS Falin

- oh Laios, this is not going well

- oh man she's scared of everyone dying around her because she lives so long isn't it

- yeah 😭

- LET'S GOOOOOO

- Episode 20

- Izutsumi is in the intro now!!!

- PFFFT of course Senshi accidentally made an ice golem

- Laios you sweetie pie 😭

- let's go cat girl!!!!

- see they fully covered Izutsumi's chest, why couldn't they do that for Falin

- it's still so weird to see Senshi without his helmet

- I appreciate they didn't sexualize them all being in the makeshift sauna together

- they're so cute in their winter outfits!!!

- wait, where'd Marcille's staff go?????

- ok Izutsumi you're being a lil mean rn

- you're lucky she came back for your ass!!

- god I adore Laios and his dumbassery

- would a Barometz technically be vegan since the "sheep" it grows isn't really an animal? I grew up vegan but even I don't know. I feel like yes?

- I do miss the original 4, but Izutsumi is fun

- Episode 21

- oh hey it's the elf with short white hair from the first intro

- bruh finally we get Laios acknowledging the "hallucinations"

- here we go!

- ew Soushi

- why is that unicorn's horn on its nose

- oh?????

- this village is Soushi and Laios's dream

- awww Marcille looks so pretty!!! As always ofc

- Marcille and Izutsumi being like mom and daughter is so cute omfg

- Yaad, I'm so suspicious of you

- oh shit that's where the ghosts came from

- poor Laios, that's a lot of pressure

- Episode 22

- PFFFFFFT, the girls are crammed in with Chilchuck XD

- THISTLE, WE HAVE A NAME FOR THE MAD MAGE

- ah man, this is sad

- so I'm beginning to understand how this dungeon was made, but what about all the others in the world. I'm assuming this one is special because of thistle?

- uh oh, why is Senshi nervous

- GRIFFIN, SIIIIICK

- we've never seen Senshi afraid of something before (he hates magic but that's more of like hating it than being scared)

- oh shit she just snipped off a big ol chunk of hair no hesitation

- bro I didn't think of any of that until Chilchuck mentioned it. I was so swept up in his awesomeness

- it's gonna be goofy isn't it

- oh yeah

- let's go team!!!!

- ok Senshi time to fess up

- awww Marcille's sky fish 😭

- Chilchuck lore???

- WIFE AND KIDS??????

- Episode 23

- oh shit dude this is dark

- dude...

- DUDE

- DUUUUUUDE

- y'all I'm so sad right now

- oh Laios

- 😭😭😭

- I'm gonna cry

- I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING

- OH MY GOD

- SENSHI IS KILLING ME OMFG

- IZUTSUMI

- all of them switching clothes and responsibilities is so funny

- please do not make them have to progress like this

- oh my god the ducking mollusk is the reason they can pass when no one else can?!?!?!?!

- I want them normal again :(

- one more epiaode???? Oh boy

- Episode 24

- Izutsumi gives me heavy Catra vibes

- bro really just headbutted a rock creature

- aww Chilchuck saving Marcille is so god damn cute

- wait so can't they just do 2 person rings and change each other back?

- oh geez poor Marcille

- oooooh ok nvm

- headcanon: Izutsumi has ARFID

- they're back!!!!

- ooooo Laios and Falin lore???

- Falin 1000% saw her brother wasn't doing great and that's why she followed him

- AWBJXJEKS IZUTSUMI TRYING TO COMFORT MARCILLE

- wait so they're gonna cut Falin's upper body off the main body and then eat the main body??????

- good god they're gonna get everyone to eat it, I swear if that's the finale I'm gonna lose it

- oh shit they're leading the elves in

- PFFFT FALIN GETTING SCARED BY THISTLE

- WOW. Ok I really love this show I'm really glad I watched it and I'm so excited for Season 2!!! I'll link that below once it comes out and I watch it!