#that got to be too many but idc

[chipthekeeper]

got ahold of the quote book my coworker (on vacation) keeps to record all the ridiculous shit we say in the office, here's a taste:

"i wonder if we've been burping at the same time while you were away"

"i've got space catboy!" "two-thirds of that interests me"

"welcome to marketing. fuck you"

"i've been lusting over this chicken tender"

"the website feels like a ball of yarn but the yarn is barbed wire"

"oh the places you'll went"

"just me and my gay little flip flops"

"the pod in podcast is for feet stuff"

*hears an airplane* "that better be an asteroid"

"oh you have dumb ideas? PhD"

"kids can get stuck anywhere..........don't write that down"

"people have no respect for people who don't want to do anything"

"you're not american if you don't give up some of your basic needs"

"he asked if i was hard of hearing" "you should have told him he's hard of talking"

"sometimes death is the only rest we get"

"cookie dough has always been edible, bitch!"

"i thought i had a great immune system. turns out i just had never been sneezed on in the face"

"do you want the short version or the long version?" "i mean, we're here til 4"

"i have a boner for collaboration"

"i don't wanna be a tiktok cat"

"suck it, i'm her dad now"

"you smell like my knees hurt"

"in the end, it's all just feet stuff"

"this is our narcissism button"

"you gotta be careful who you make landmine jokes to....because of woke"

"you guys have no whimsy"

"can you do a podcast from the beyond?" "yeah, it's called a seance"

"do you want me to go get that person from the hallway who wanted to talk to you?" "No but here's my bat"

"i wish i had the memory of a kid who wants something"

"are you looking at banjos again?"

"i need a leafblower for people"

"just taking hits off my bong and they're not going down right"

"damn, then you have to come in here and deal with the metaphorical cuts on your butt"

[ohposhers]

bc i have no actual art i can post rn here are some old shitposts and scribbles i found laying around my folders

[first one is obv not ship art veneer just thinks trolls are adorable]

[thecrowfinder]

i call this one "The Only Part Of A Benrey Design I Can Actually Pin Down Is The Eyes So I Just Gave Up And Got Silly" and you only get to see it because all my friends hyped me up so so much about it. everyone say thank you to my friends

[thwackk]

HAL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cantdealwiththisnow]

Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)

[slavhew]

terminally annoying to kind of endearing

[sketchthetofu]

Desert Duo Week: Cooking & Baking

I am SOOO TIRED, I decided for some reason that noooo I can’t have a flat color background so guess who stays up later to scribble an actual background??? ME. Anyway I had many ideas for this prompt after already starting this one but it’s done :D!! How do I feel about it? idk :D!!

@desert-duo-week

[nono-uwu]

Dawgs

great thing about being an artist is that I can make two characters that have nothing to do with eachother from completley different games interact

Also slight spoiler warning for hsr 2.1 main story in the tags (i ramble)

[trekbitch]

Best episode of tos?

(i’m sorry these don’t give enough options)

[kittyandco]

reblogging posts that make me cry because i'm in the trenches right now yet again reassessing my sexuality LOLOL my brain really couldn't have waited til AFTER my birthday tomorrow. these types of questions are not welcome right now 😭

thesis in the tags

[ultfreakme]

Oh I do not like that two of my ships right now has someone that's deeply oppressed on a systematic level in their story having to set aside their own morals and values for their extremely privileged lover who does not bother to truly understand their pain, often trying to make excuses for the oppressors.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

as someone who knows what ur prev old man yaoi obsession was it checks out you like cherik.... same dynamic id say

For but a moment i thought you were referring to arasawa but nay you meant xehaqus 😔

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

an alternate timeline where it's rin who witnesses something she shouldn't have, goes mad from that knowledge, and then tries to fuse her friends together in a fucked up experiment attempting to isolate immortality

[discjude]

Hi prequel community. If I said that I think the reason why there were only two prequels compared to the three that the other parts of the series got (3 TSY books and 3 TCY books) AND the reasons why Rhian's eye colour changes miraculously from Rise to Fall from green to blue (I think he's described as having green eyes in Rise? someone might have to correlate me on that) is because in Rise he's supposed to parallel TSY Sophie (green eyes, doubtfully good, multiple boyfriends) and then in Fall he's supposed to parallel Japeth (blue eyes, fratricidal, insane, gets cool one liners) how would you react to that

[valewritessss]

Finally deleted MyFitnessPal off my phone for my own personal sanity

[deus-ex-mona]

monachan haul has arrived ✨safely✨