#thanks subconscious

[bookish-bi-mormon]

Just remembered the time while I was at BYU when I had a dream there was a monster under the school, and when I went to kill it it took form as a Red Elephant. Once the Red Elephant was defeated, the school was free, and as a result became entirely LGBTQ accepting because I guess the Red Elephant was causing the homophobia.

[keylee]

I had a dream Spamton had a pet lemming… I don’t know what this means.

[suchawrathfullamb]

other, more fortunate, blessed people who think about Hannibal all the time: *erotic fun amazing cool dreams about the show*

me, voted god's most hated little lamb: *has a dream that seems to last 48 fucking hours where I watched Hannibal kill someone and partook in the consumption of said someone and then got stuck inside a house because the fbi was outside just waiting to catch me so I spent an eternity hiding and expecting to get murdered and trying to think about ways in which I could get away but eventually just accepting prison*

[jeannetterankin]

last night I dreamed there was a "missing" 90s movie version of Pride and Prejudice that was a lurid, ahistorical romp, and completely unfaithful to the book.

It was set in the mid-1800s and Darcy was an inventor/architect/engineer who was obsessed with improving people's houses and raising their living standards. But he did it in such a rude and high-handed way that everyone was constantly mad at him, even though he was giving them better drains and electic lights or whatever. Elizabeth spent most of the movie arguing with Darcy about minute details of the structure and architecture of her family’s house and defending it against his criticism.

The movie was part North and South, part George Eliot, part Marie Antoinette (2006), and part Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella. It was directed by Baz Luhrmann.

[aphidoideart]

#058: Oneiroboros

Description: Capable of rearranging its shape and its color into near infinite variations, Oneiroboros is the force that allows dreams to simulate any and all possibilities! As it moves, it allows dreamers to create worlds with their own unique physics, create people with their own unique intelligence, and the ability to manipulate these things to the dreamer's will! The more tangible it appears, the more control you'll have over your dreams!

Inspiration: I had a dream I was designing this very guy! I basically traced my dream self's art 1 to 1! And it worked out so well!!

Etymology: Oneiros (Greek for Dreams) + Ouroboros

[upmala]

in my dream someone at the party noticed i have third eyelids and was gonna teach me how to manually control them, and then third-eyelid-winked at me

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

Mod Reaper accidentally writing the wrong winner on the A&H vs Hythlo poll result: "...shit, maybe I am biased"

[andithewhumper]

Had a dream last night that my soul was kidnapped by an eclectic collector who kept me and a bunch of other ghosts captive in their house.

[sunaether]

I've been really obsessed about this one guy (humiliating, I know). I had a dream of him tonight. My subconscious really said: you know what would be worse than him ignoring you? If he paid you any attention

[joleen-the-jackalope]

Hmmm

Special days make me miss my mom more. Yesterday was my birthday. And last night I dreamt I wrote a song, and the only lyrics I woke up and remembered were

“It’s been two years since I was somebody’s little girl”

[borealing]

i had a dream last night that i was having dinner with martha (howe douglas) and we started talking about edith (the cake bake lady) for some reason and she got low key offended about my complete and utter adoration for edith 😭😭😭😭

[psqqa]

looking not for “news”, or “news & media”, but a secret third thing (“news & mackerel”)

[hinamie]

shhhh

[angelfoodscake]

just had….. a dream about my ghostsona + lore ??!!? LIKE OK COOL i dont have to make the lore myself i guess

[littlemoonglow]

Warning: Long post?

—

Jason did not expect his ghost form to feel…like this.

(Oh, dealing with his body randomly phasing through the ground and smacking his face onto hard concrete was not fun, but Jason dealt with that just like with every other hurdle in his life. By being more stubborn than the problem itself.)

It felt like something… settled into place. That was the best way he could describe it.

He felt as if spite and anger were finally not the only things keeping him awake and running. 

He felt calm, almost. Stable, at least. Whatever pent up energy that was stuck in his chest cavity now flowed freely throughout his body, redistributed, instinctually easier to manage.

It's almost like he could breathe a little bit easier.

(After much… ranting that Jason decided to ignore for his own sanity, Danny said that his case ectoplasmic corruption was probably due to the fact that Death, as a concept, doesn’t let go of things easily, time shenanigans notwithstanding.)

(Becoming a half-ghost was seemingly the only working compromise.)

—

Danny once told him that broad strokes of a ghost’s personality could be guessed by looking at their physical appearance. 

Despite the cool powers, this was a slight downside. Jason dealing with the filth of the Earth meant that being to hide his emotions and who he is was kind of important. Life saving, even.

He realized later on that his ghost form was way too easy to read.

—

He looked at his arms covered in bandages, and got reminded of the amount of times he had to patch himself up in the last month.

His jacket was ripped in place he knew that would have been sewn together when he was a living breathing human (well, as much as he could be).

He always looked slightly on fire?

(Danny told him it's probably related to his... core?)

(He know he died in an explosion but really?)

And then, there was his… veil? Shroud? Cloak?

It looked really nice.

But on the other hand…

It drooped when he felt under the weather. It flicked and thrashed around when he’s either irritated or barely holding back his urge to headshot someone.

And—

(No Danny, my cloak was not fucking wagging when you brought me fresh ectoplasm last week, you’ll have to get your goddamn eyes checked—)

He'll deny it until the day he dies (a second time).

And then his cloak could sometimes just…grow bigger. He figured that it acted as an extension of his own body, and had a nice add-on of allowing him to sense things he couldn't see. Hell, he could even make a hand out of it (wacking Danny with it - gently - never gets old). Jason had to also admit it looked cool, with the wispy bits and with one of its sides becoming a bright yellow.

(It reminded him a bit of his time as Robin.)

—

Being a ghost had a lotta perks.

Dealing with targets was so much easier when no one could see you. Inflitration was so much simpler when walls became optional. Cameras will glitch out when he's around, he left no traces visible to the naked eye and, combined with his training, to say that it was useful would be an understatement.

But, sometimes, he feels like he’s changing as well the more he transforms. Not drastically, but enough for him to look back and notice.

He usually was someone who prided on being efficient and straight to the point.

But now he’s starting to… have fun.

He started using his claws whenever he could. Don't het him wrong, he still uses his guns plenty, but there was just something deeply satisfying about vaulting over things, scaling a wall or crawling on the ceiling with bare hands. 

(Punching people is still the most satisfying by far, though.)

That one time hunting down the Joker wannabes was fun too.

(Danny said he’d get along great with Skulker? Did Jason want to find out? No.)

Fading in and out of invisibility, he picked them off one by one, watching as panic and dread slowly but surely creeped up on the remaining ones.

(After all, he has no respect for those trying to emulate the dead clown.)

—

(Yeah, the Joker was dead.)

(Surprisingly, that has not been a good day.)

—

One of the favorite things he liked to do was rooftop parkour. The… bendability of gravity is… fun, not gonna lie.

(Not flying though. Jason is used to having feet in regular contact with solid ground, thank you very much. No offense, Danny.)

But he gets why ghosts love to fly. When he’s jumping from rooftop to rooftop in Gotham in the at night, watching the city light fly by, cloak spread behind him, it’s as if nothing else matters. 

(No Joker, no petty criminals to beat up, no avoiding the Bats so they don’t find out about his existence—)

He can just enjoy, even just for a little bit.

—

(Somehow the Demon Brat and Orphan could sense him. Will keep and eyes on those two, and also the more reasons to avoid them.)

(The real problem was the new Bat in town. Bruce, what the fuck, another one? Again?)

(The yellow one, Signal. No time to check his profile yet, but probably a meta or something.)

(First night out and the guy almost managed to actually fucking see him —looked at him straight in the eyes and all, then did a double take. Jason never phased into the pavement so fast in his entire fucking life.)

(And so far no Bats on his cloak tails yet.)

(He did help the guy incognito, just a couple of times.) 

(And he also did steal his escrima sticks for fun, and once the guy went out looking for them, he’d put them right back where they were.)

(Turns out, he discovered later, that being a little shit runs in the ghost community.)

—

(Sometimes he also wonders what happened to Danny before they met.)

(He wasn't a Gothamite, that was obvious. He doesn’t pry, but it doesn’t take a lot to piece two and two together.)

(He just wonders who he has to kill this time.)

—

(Jason could not believe he forgot and underestimated just how fucking persistent every single one of the Bats could be. Of course it had to run in the family.)

He gazed down, thought the agony, at the gaping wound under his right armpit.

(The Bats have been chasing him relentlessly for a while now. He got more injuries than he can count, especially from Bruce.)

(They know. Oh, they know.)

(It didn’t go well.)

(He knows the others are there surrounding him to prevent him from escaping, he knows that Dick is right behind him, but at the moment he couldn’t care less.)

It has been a long time since the last time he got shot.

(It felt like someone set his right side on fire.) 

What was flowing out in abundance was a neon, toxic green.

(The Pit Waters, ectoplasm, he didn’t even know that he could fucking bleed in ghost form—)

(Danny—)

He looked back up at Batman, holding a (frankly) ugly gun, white casing and highlights in the same shade of toxic green. 

(A gun that Danny warned him about. And everything behind it.)

Jason felt something in him... snap.

(Why did it have to be you, Bruce.) 

His mouth opened—

(waitsincewhenhecoulddothatthroughtthe mask—) 

(Jason could see the billows of neon green smoke—)

(He couldn’t see Bruce’s expression.)

(Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.)

— and wailed.

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I am genuinely delighted that my last post got that much attention! Thank you so much, to all who liked, rebblogged and commented, it really does mean the most. 💕

This AU may be continued? No guarantees, tho.

For those interested: Part 01

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[weirdglassthing]

Posting more of my ouaw fanart here because I think I’d die if I shared it on the discord and one of the party members saw it.

Some guys

Some husbands

0 impulse control