#tf2 blog

[monsterlore]

the voices inside my head i mean I really wanted to draw catpeople for the TF2 OC zine

Main: Sylvester the calico!!

🐾🐈🐱🐈‍⬛

Kitty besties: LB/Erik/Gill and Chester/Buck/Holman

Medic and Heavies from the USSR // Snipe, Sol and Scout

Sploots: Sylvester (again), Grim, Lim and Iggy

Engie, Sol, Medic, Demo. The dirty yellow palette obviously replaces real cat colors like ginger/cream tabby, and Lim and Iggy would absolutely have orange cat behavior

🐈🐱🐈‍⬛🐾

Laser pointer pranksters: Chester (again)/Howl, Hak-kun/Fireball

Spare a thought for those who will never catch the red dot 😔🙏🏽

[jevilowo]

Finally it is completed:

THE TEAM FORTRESS UNIVERSE TIMELINE!!

with minimal theorising and guesswork.

(I made a new google account for this lol)

It's actually ridiculous how long this took me, but I'm VERY GLAD I perserveared and completed it! READ IT NOW!! if you have time. Hehehhehehehehe its 10pm.

(Oh ueah @shephardofthedamned you wanted to be @/ed on this back in like July HERE YA GO)

edit: TIMELINE IS NEW AND IMPROVED, UPDATED POST COMIC 7

[teuforthermit]

EVERYBODY STAY CALM ITS HAPPENING

[medibunni]

every medic main:

[red-sniper-tf2]

OI, some good for nobody has stolen me hat!

If I find you, best hope I don’t have my gun on me…

[watertaxadermy]

Ngl Scout gotta be one of my favorite genders

[the-blu-medic]

Docteur. I am NOT wearing Lederhosen with you.

Vhy not??? They even make red ones!

Look! Is glorious!

[the-teufort-nine]

Welp, my old hyperfixation on this game has reared its head once more, so I've decided to, for the first time since my high school days, try to write for TF2! Will it be good? I make no promises~

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Ground Rules:

No Proshipping

No racism/sexism/ect

No minors! Sorry guys, this ones probably not for you

Feel free to submit an ask with a prompt/idea, provided you adhere to the rules

No watersport/scat/diaper kinks or anything close to that kinda stuff. Not tryna yuck anyones yum, just stating that I'm not into it/comfortable writing it

Yandere requests are just fine here👌

nsfw is allowed

X reader asks are a-okay! That's probably going to be mostly what this blog is about lol

if you want to send a request ask, but are unsure if its okay/shy about the ask being answered, feel free to shoot me a dm

have fun. this is a tf2 blog run by a 21 year old girl its gonna be silly lol

[professionally-petty]

theres a package outside of peters office, a small box containing a mix tape and a card. Clearly from lime, (obvious from the amount of green stuff).

The card is a simple one, from the outside, just a simple "Happy New Year!" but inside, a LOT of words, basically: everything lime has ever thought about, ABOUT peter

The mixtape, for peter, consists of a bunch of songs that both lime and peterson like, some just lime likes that reminds him of peter, and some that pete just likes

@zesty-lime-scout

He picked up the tape with a sigh, rolling his eyes.

"Great… more junk,"

he scoffed, turning it over in his hands like it was some second-rate trinket. The letter got tossed aside with barely a glance, but the mix tape held his attention for a moment longer.His expression softened—just a little—as a faint smile crept onto his face.

"What an idiot,"

he muttered

"He knows I don’t even have a player."

A low, almost soft chuckle followed as he set it down, shaking his head.

"Looks like I’ll have to get one. Typical...always making me do the work."

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Hello. We are a subsidiary of TF Industries created for the purpose of collecting, analyzing, and sorting data on behalf of TF Industries and it's other subsidiaries.

The Census Bureau was initially created because the original "Teufort Nine" has grown to upwards of 30 000 mercenaries at any given time, and a more robust data collection system is necessary.

Should you have any questions about the Bureau, don't hesitate to ask. We are happy to answer.

Notices and posts from the Bureau in general are tagged #notice from the census bureau

Posts about the Bureau are tagged #teufort census bureau

Information about the Enumerator can be found here,

Any posts from the Enumerator directly are tagged #from the enumerator

Any posts about the Enumerator are tagged #the enumerator

Most recent update of the ongoing study of which mercenary the public finds most attractive can be found here

Should you wish to submit your vote for the most attractive mercenary, you can do so here

Should a Mercenary wish to receive asks from the Census Bureau, they will need to have Anonymous Asks On.

Thank you for your co-operation.

[mpphmpphmphmmmh]

Mph Mph Mhf Mhhf!

Mhp mfh mph mf mh, mhf mh mfh mpf mh mfp. Mhf? mhph fmp fmm hmp mph!

mhf mhhph mrfh: mhpf/mhph

mph mfh: mpf mfh mph!

mph myf, hrmf phrm mrhm mhp!

(pssst, check out my other ask blog, @cogitoergosum-thereforeiam)

Hi! this is a "Ask The Pyro" blog run by @arsenicinhaler.

Pronouns: Any (Mostly They/Them)

DNI: Haters, Homophobes, Transphobes, Ableists, Racists, Proshippers, Zoophiles, Pedos, or anyone 12 and younger

[monsterlore]

Lim and Iggy 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽 sharing a single 🧠 cell

You can help them!! 1 like = 1 new thought!!!

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

Why should you vote for trapper?

He has an awesome music taste!!!(the first one is punk/metal and the second is a more accurate version based on when tf2 is set, and stuff he would know on guitar!)

(Please go take a listen to his playlists they’re really awesome -mod stag)

[bluespace-writer]

⁺˚⋆｡°✩ 𝖶𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝖾𝗋𝖽 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀. 𝖨𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 find and 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖳𝖥𝟤 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍!✩°｡⋆˚⁺

『 Requests - Closed 』

✎ I write:

- Reader x TF2 Characters- Romantic/Crush/Platonic

- TF2 x TF2 Characters- Mostly Platonic/Rarely Romantic [😅]

- TF2 Characters headcanons + interactions [like Spydad etc.]

Side note: If you send me requests please write if you want them to be Romantic/Crush or Platonic . Thank you ♡

✎ I DON'T write:

NSFW, s€x with any characters, topics that are uncomfortable for me

by adornedwithlight

●■ TF2 mercs x reader headcanons: [Stories are lower]

> RED Team headcanoncs <> BLU team headcanoncs - [all 9 mercs]

> BLU and RED Medic headcanons [When they catch feelings for someone]

> TF2 Engineer x Reader headcanons [crush,romantic]

> TF2 Vampire Sniper x Reader Headcanons [crush]

> TF2 Mercs reacting to S/O going missing - Scout, Solider, Sniper, Spy, Engineer [platonic, romantic]

> TF2 Mercs - Apologising s/o after an argument- [platonic, romantic]

> TF2 Scout reunion with reader who was a friend in his past Headcanons [platonic, Male Trans! FTM Reader 🏳️‍⚧️]

> TF2 Sniper x Reader Marriage headcanons [romantic]

◇ TF2 related stories:

> Seat saved for you: TF Mercs and GenderNeutral!Reader - [platonic,family dynamic]

> Mission, father Spydad action story [Spy and Scout, platonic]

> 𝖶𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗉𝗌𝖾 TF2 Sniper Fic [warning: angst, mentions of death, blood,respawn effect ]

> Red duo - Heavy [x]and Medic [Come on. You know what]

✩Sniper:

> Bush with flowers - Sniper x reader [crushing on Sniper]

> Rookie and a professional - Sniper x Masculine reader [crush, romantic]

> Hunting for sunset - Sniper x Masculine Reader [romantic]

> TF2 Vampire Sniper x Reader Headcanons [crush]

> Warning shots - Sniper x GN!Reader [crush]

> TF2 Sniper x Reader Marriage headcanons [romantic]

✩Medic:

> Unusual Medical care - Medic x reader [platonic]

> Heart in the pocket - Medic x Masculine Reader [crush]

> Bloody dance - Medic x reader [romantic]

> Birds, Bears and blood - Heavy x Medic [romantic, platonic[?]]

> Not so fast surgery - Medic and Scout [platonic]

> Little Taube - Medic and Niece reader [platonic, family dynamic]

> Not so deferent - HCTrans!Medic x Trans Reader 🏳️‍⚧️ [romantic]

✩Spy:

> Ma petite fleur - Spy x Reader [crush, romantic]

> Ma petite fleur: Garden - Spy x Reader [romantic]

> Mind and body- BLU Spy mini-story

✩Engineer:

> Workin' with love - Engineer x reader [crush, sligthly romantic]

> Engineer x Reader Headcanons [crush/romantic]

✩Pyro:

> Fire and smoke - Pyro x reader [romantic]

✩Heavy:

> Ropes and Dingos - Heavy mini-story

> Birds, Bears and blood Heavy x Medic [come on. You know what.]

✩Scout:

> Hard to ask - Scout x reader [crush]

> Mission, father - Scout and Spy [Spydad action story]

> Not so fast surgery - Medic and Scout [platonic]

✩Demoman:

> Aye got my eye on you - Demoman x reader [crush, slightly romantic]

[medibunni]

welcome to tim fortrs 2, cutiefied mercs

we got:

-Scit

-Soulja

-Puro✨✨✨✨❤️

-Engir and min senti

-Hoovy and (Pootis (made by @quazies)

-Demumin

-Medu and Arci

-Snoipa

-Spie

[make fanart of them if you wish 👀]

also credits to SCENEMOWEIRDOX3 on Twitter/X for making Puro 🧍‍♀️

[ionlypostmymeemocs]

The urge to make a TF2 Sniper Blog is killing me...