#tf2 blog

[jevilowo]

Finally it is completed:

THE TEAM FORTRESS UNIVERSE TIMELINE!!

with minimal theorising and guesswork.

(I made a new google account for this lol)

It's actually ridiculous how long this took me, but I'm VERY GLAD I perserveared and completed it! READ IT NOW!! if you have time. Hehehhehehehehe its 10pm.

(Oh ueah @shephardofthedamned you wanted to be @/ed on this back in like July HERE YA GO)

edit: TIMELINE IS NEW AND IMPROVED, UPDATED POST COMIC 7

[teuforthermit]

EVERYBODY STAY CALM ITS HAPPENING

[medibunni]

every medic main:

[red-sniper-tf2]

OI, some good for nobody has stolen me hat!

If I find you, best hope I don’t have my gun on me…

[watertaxadermy]

Ngl Scout gotta be one of my favorite genders

[the-blu-medic]

Docteur. I am NOT wearing Lederhosen with you.

Vhy not??? They even make red ones!

Look! Is glorious!

[the-teufort-nine]

Welp, my old hyperfixation on this game has reared its head once more, so I've decided to, for the first time since my high school days, try to write for TF2! Will it be good? I make no promises~

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Ground Rules:

No Proshipping

No racism/sexism/ect

No minors! Sorry guys, this ones probably not for you

Feel free to submit an ask with a prompt/idea, provided you adhere to the rules

No watersport/scat/diaper kinks or anything close to that kinda stuff. Not tryna yuck anyones yum, just stating that I'm not into it/comfortable writing it

Yandere requests are just fine here👌

nsfw is allowed

X reader asks are a-okay! That's probably going to be mostly what this blog is about lol

if you want to send a request ask, but are unsure if its okay/shy about the ask being answered, feel free to shoot me a dm

have fun. this is a tf2 blog run by a 21 year old girl its gonna be silly lol

[professionally-petty]

theres a package outside of peters office, a small box containing a mix tape and a card. Clearly from lime, (obvious from the amount of green stuff).

The card is a simple one, from the outside, just a simple "Happy New Year!" but inside, a LOT of words, basically: everything lime has ever thought about, ABOUT peter

The mixtape, for peter, consists of a bunch of songs that both lime and peterson like, some just lime likes that reminds him of peter, and some that pete just likes

@zesty-lime-scout

He picked up the tape with a sigh, rolling his eyes.

"Great… more junk,"

he scoffed, turning it over in his hands like it was some second-rate trinket. The letter got tossed aside with barely a glance, but the mix tape held his attention for a moment longer.His expression softened—just a little—as a faint smile crept onto his face.

"What an idiot,"

he muttered

"He knows I don’t even have a player."

A low, almost soft chuckle followed as he set it down, shaking his head.

"Looks like I’ll have to get one. Typical...always making me do the work."

[mpphmpphmphmmmh]

Mph Mph Mhf Mhhf!

Mhp mfh mph mf mh, mhf mh mfh mpf mh mfp. Mhf? mhph fmp fmm hmp mph!

mhf mhhph mrfh: mhpf/mhph

mph mfh: mpf mfh mph!

mph myf, hrmf phrm mrhm mhp!

Hi! this is a "Ask The Pyro" blog run by @arsenicinhaler.

Pronouns: Any (Mostly They/Them)

DNI: Haters, Homophobes, Transphobes, Ableists, Racists, Proshippers, Zoophiles, Pedos, or anyone 12 and younger

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

Why should you vote for trapper?

He has an awesome music taste!!!(the first one is punk/metal and the second is a more accurate version based on when tf2 is set, and stuff he would know on guitar!)

(Please go take a listen to his playlists they’re really awesome -mod stag)

[ionlypostmymeemocs]

The urge to make a TF2 Sniper Blog is killing me...

[the-medics-only-club]

*Ahem*

Welcome to the Medic Club!

Where healers can rest from their bloody work.

But if you aren't a Medic...

Sorry... I can't let you in.

[jevilowo]

guys i think he's stupid

[medibunni]

welcome to tim fortrs 2, cutiefied mercs

we got:

-Scit

-Soulja

-Puro✨✨✨✨❤️

-Engir and min senti

-Hoovy and (Pootis (made by @quazies)

-Demumin

-Medu and Arci

-Snoipa

-Spie

[make fanart of them if you wish 👀]

also credits to SCENEMOWEIRDOX3 on Twitter/X for making Puro 🧍‍♀️

[scozthewoz]

the tf2 cannibal masterlist

you heard it right, masterlist for all the cannibalistic character blogs on tf2blr. also known as the feeding pen. feel free to submit your local people eaters and throw your discarded parts to the pit of wolves !

@thebubblybutcher

@cervianthropy

@anotherbloodiedbonesaw

@tf2-nurse-is-dreaming

@horrorscoutblog

@levihuntcamp

@crimsonscalpel

@meetthebutcher

[one-flapjack-american]

Kiss me i mean what

*the ferrets are now restless, they tackle ya. Flapjack is not paying attention*